Finally a cock that you can chew on without receiving complaints

I love receiving BDSM products through the post to review, there is something incredibly pleasing about opening a box having no idea what is inside to find something you think might be just up your street.

That is how I felt when I opened my latest package from AdultShopIt a UK online retailer carrying a dizzying array of sex toys and BDSM implements.

"Wearing it was a lot of fun, with the strap pulled very tight the ball portion of the gag forces your teeth open and the penis extension sits on your tongue giving your mouth a very full feeling which I loved."

Joanne

They had sent me a penis ball gag, and I couldn't wait to have some fun with it. I had always wondered how they feel and I was going to find out. I knew that sub'r' would also be delighted to put it through its paces too.

So we went to a dungeon and put it to the test, having used it numerous times now I feel confident that I can do it justice in this review so here we go.

Leave no doubt as to your role as a Top

Stunt CockStunt Cock here again with another review of a product aimed fair and square at the male market although there is nothing to say that a female Dominant couldn't wear this product if she wished.

Meo.de got in touch asking if we could review this BDSM necklace for them and I jumped at the chance. Thinking it would be an excellent addition to my dungeon attire, making me look even more Domly as if my leather kilt didn't already do that.

"The pendant is a work of art, the black enamel background makes the raised letters of the word "TOP" stand out, and your eyes are immediately drawn to it. I enjoy wearing it, and when I wore it to the last BDSM event, I got a lot of attention from other Dominants and submissives asking where they could get one to wear or give as a gift."

Stunt Cock

I like the concept of this pendant and necklace, and so I looked forward to getting my hands on it and seeing what others thought of it at my next BDSM get together.

Read on to see if I like it and also what the comments I received about it were.

This set of rope cuffs are comfortable but very effective

Rope play is often a common form of BDSM play and rope is excellent for restraining a submissive or for some tie tease fun in the bedroom.

I have seen these Japanese Silk Love Rope Wrist Cuffs online and was curious about how they would feel and perform in use, and so I was delighted when AdultshopIt.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing a set for them.

"I am impressed by these cuffs and love their simplicity. They make an ideal supplementary set of restraints or a first time set for anyone starting their journey into basic BDSM play."

Joanne

Well, obviously I had to say yes as it would satisfy my curiosity and it would be an excellent excuse to be tied up again. Adultshopit.co.uk sent me this purple set for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

So, how did we get on with this rope set? I roped in my Stunt Cock (see what I did there) for some light bondage play. Read on to find out how we got on.

You might be surprised by the DDLG scene when you learn more about it

First off, I can pretty much guarantee that at least 90% of the people reading this post will have either never heard of a DDLG relationship or have lots of misconceptions about them.

"I love to enter littlespace as it is so relaxing and I can do the things I really enjoy doing"

sub'r'

So, what is DDLG? It is an acronym for Daddy Dom / Little Girl, but before you take a deep intake of breath through clamped teeth read on to find out what it is really like.

I hope to dispell a lot of myths about this form of BDSM relationship within this post, so please do bear with me. So read on to learn more about this form of BDSM play.

A perfectly sized BDSM playbag with so many other uses

Stunt CockStunt Cock here again with another review of a piece of BDSM kit, this time the Monostrap Backpack from Meo in Germany.

I was delighted when they asked if we would review this for them as I have been thinking of getting a new play bag for BDSM sessions for a while now - so it was perfect timing.

"I love how comfortable it is to wear, once fitted it fits very snugly indeed and with the velcro strap there is a lot of adjustment to be made for different chest sizes."

Joanne

This toy bag isn't just for BDSM practitioners though as it has a myriad of other uses and is yet functional striking in its design.

So here are my thoughts on this black Meo branded shoulder bag.

Latex gloves are incredibly useful and look kinky too

Let's face it, the sound of a pair of latex gloves being snapped onto a hand can evoke all sorts of emotions. I was delighted when Meo.de sent me some to review as there are just so many uses for them.

I asked for large as Stunt Cock is always using them when playing with me or sub'r' in a BDSM scene and his hands are much bigger than mine.

"On the psychological aspect of gloves, they are great for role play too. Let's face it, tie someone up and blindfold them before snapping some gloves on close to their ears and you will have them putty in your hands."

Joanne

So why are latex gloves so much fun and just what can you get up to with them that send shivers down my spine when I hear a pair being fitted to a pair of masculine hands? Read on to find out.

A harness that will feel like its the first time every time you put it on

Forbidden Pleasures is a company that I have had my eye on for a while now, and they carry some very nice products.

They caught my eye on Twitter when they announced a Sunday Market style of event where you could try to barter the price of any sex toys that you were interested in.

"From a submissives perspective actually fitting this harness and doing the ropework is probably one of the sexiest things that I have experienced."

Joanne

Always up for a laugh, I had a look through their BDSM section, and my eyes nearly fell out of my head when I saw the House Of Eros Leather And Rope Breast Binder. I had to have one for sub'r' to wear on play sessions.

So I entered into a bartering session in my bestest cockney 'Dell Boy' accent on Twitter and managed to get myself a nice discount. It was a done deal, and I sat back waiting for it to arrive so that I could give it the Joanne's Reviews treatment.

This adjustable blidfold is very good, so no peeking is allowed

I am a big fan of BDSM play, and one of the most straightforward pieces of equipment that everyone should have is the humble blindfold.

Good for not just BDSM play, a blindfold is a great way to curtail someones primary sense, their vision. This heightens expectation and all of the other senses.

"I think everyone should have a blindfold in their sex toy collection. A blindfold is such a cheap addition, yet they can add so much pleasure to any form of play."

Joanne

I saw this lovely example of an adjustable blindfold on sale at Bondara in their Obey range, and I just had to have one.

I bought this one to play with myself and also to use on sub'r', so let me tell you all about it and why I think it's excellent value for money.

The thought of being locked in chastity really turns me on

Chastity is a subject that elicits all sorts of emotions in people, disgust, confusion, excitement. What is it about the act of physically locking out your ability to have sex or to masturbate that appeals to the lovers of chastity?

"Chastity - The state or practice of refraining from extramarital, or especially from all, sexual intercourse."

Oxford English Dictionary

I intend to find out and to shed light on this kinky activity, as it is something that intrigues me and turns me on at the same time.

So read on to find out more about chastity and orgasm denial to see if it is for you or to satisfy your curiosity.

This rose gold collar and leash set has a regal feel to it

There is nothing quite like the feeling of a new collar being fastened around my neck. Make it a leather collar, and I love it even more.

When Bodara asked if I would be interested in reviewing a leather collar from their Bound Rose Gold Real Leather Collection I jumped at the chance.

"This collar for me embodies a kind of decadence as it is so luxurious, the leather is incredibly subtle, and the inside of the collar is lined with an almost fleece-like material that feels so comfortable against your skin."

Joanne

I mean, who wouldn't want to try a luxurious gold coloured leather collar with a luxurious lining?

It looks amazing, but the all-important question is, does it look as good after a few hard sessions in a dungeon under a strict Master? Read on to find out.

Puppy play doesn't have to leave you with sore knees anymore

Puppy play or kitten play for that matter is a lot of fun and a way of forgetting about your daily woes and just relaxing and playing. I recently discovered this little-known kink when Meo.de sent me a puppy play collar for review.

I was delighted when they sent me a pair of Bad Puppy Knee Pads as well to review, and I must say that these are essential if you are going to be on your knees for any length of time.

"Basically, think of a sexual activity where it involves one party on their knees, and this product can make it better."

Joanne

Once again I jumped at the chance to review another piece of kinky German sex equipment, and this set was sent to me for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

So, it's down on all fours and on with the review.

This is one book that I will keep refering to

I don't often review books, but this one caught my eye when I was approached by the author Ayzad. Well, it's a guide that covers almost every conceivable erotic, kinky and BDSM fetish that you can think of, so how could I refuse?

As I'm someone who believes that none of us knows it all and we can all continue to learn new things and improve ourselves every day of our lives I jumped at the chance to review it.

"This book is a testimony to the kinky lifestyle and extensive experience of the author, and it is a book that I will be referring to again and again. It is easy to read, and I just can't stress enough just how much useful information it contains."

Joanne

I was, therefore, sent a review copy so that I could read it and then give my honest opinion as to its contents and readability. You see, this is a book that had its first edition published in 2004 in Italy. Yes, the author is Italian, and this book was also written in Italian. This international edition was published in 2016.

I must say though that having read it, you would never know as it has been very professionally translated, edited and proofread before the international edition in English was published.

This stunning collar is not just good for puppy play

I have received another fantastic collar from the kinky guys over at Meo.de to review. This one is from the puppy play range, and it features a stunning dog tag which I will talk about later in the review.

This item arrived with some other extremely naughty products, and I am enjoying reviewing them all so watch out for the reviews of such classics as a remote controlled egg vibrator and some kinky puppy knee pads.

"The 'O' Ring at the front as well as carrying the dog tag can be used to restrain your puppy or to put him or her on a leash to better control them, especially in a training environment."

Joanne

Meo is a company based in Germany but they ship worldwide, and they have an incredible range of BDSM and other kinky products. I am becoming quite addicted to their range of products and have thoroughly enjoyed everything that I have reviewed for them.

Collar reviews are pretty hard to write as, well basically it's a collar but read on to see my thoughts on this little collar.

A kinky pair of restraints great for pet-play and general BDSM fun

In an effort to explore some new kinky play I bought a pair of Black Faux Leather Bondage Mitts from Bondara.

My thoughts were that with a pair of mittens we could explore some pet play coupled with general bondage fun and games. Mittens are great for removing the ability to use your hands, and so puppy or pony play becomes more realistic.

"Put on a pair of leather mittens and a set of kitten or puppy ears together with a collar, and you can get to enjoy moving around on all fours without any of your usual worries."

Joanne

I chose these mittens for both their price and also their features. I have enjoyed them but sub'r' has been put through her paces by Stunt Cock using them, and I will let you know what we think of them.

Are they an excellent addition to your BDSM toolkit or are there other options out there?

You can now squirt, fist, or pee with confidence that you won't ruin the bedding

Every so often I come across a product that makes me take a step back and think what a great idea and this is one of those products. Meo has sent me a pack of Fetish Pads to review, and I have had a lot of fun doing so. Even venturing into the world of Youtube again to do a short video about them.

So what are they? In essence, think of a product that you can place under you to absorb unwanted liquids during play. Fetish Pads are something that will protect your bedding or playspace from stains and damp.

"They are ideal for squirters as you can go with the flow, safe in the knowledge that you aren't going to be washing the bedding after your primaeval orgasms."

Joanne

Reviewing this product meant getting messy and that was a lot of fun in itself. It was also nice to be able to let myself go and enjoy some serious squirting sessions.

So let me tell you what this product is for and why I had so much fun with it.

A collar that screams submission and demands attention

I was so excited when I laid eyes on this black and gold collar from meo.de. It was sent to me together with some other articles for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

The Ring of O BDSM Collar is the first one that I am reviewing from this batch as, well, it is gorgeous. I love the high contrast look to it, and the large ring is a real feature. I enjoy reviewing BDSM products as it is my lifestyle choice as well.

"When Stunt Cock places a collar around my neck, I can feel all of my problems and anxiety fall away, putting on a collar both clears my mind and gets me into my submissive zone."

Joanne

As a submissive, I seem to be collecting collars though, and this one is right up there with my favourites, and I will endeavour to tell you why that is within this review.

Meo produces some incredible kinky BDSM equipment. Their range of collars is massive, just check out their site to see what I mean. There is something there for anyone no matter what your tastes.

Machine delivered corporal punishment

I learned something new recently; spanking machines are a thing! I was delighted when the good people over at sexmachines.co.uk got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of them.

The chance to review another sex machine was too good to miss and as I do enjoy a good spanking, and so does submissive 'r' I jumped at the chance.

"I have been on the receiving end of it a couple of times now, but it is submissive 'r' who has really tested this out under the steadying hand of my Stunt Cock."

Joanne

I was then left viewing the assembly video on the sexmachines.co.uk website to understand how it all goes together so that I didn't waste any time when it arrived.

I didn't have to wait long as sexmachines.co.uk are always very quick with their deliveries.

This exceptional silicone paddle is great for BDSM impact play

I love some BDSM fun and games and impact play often form part of this type of sessions.

"After a good paddling, your skin becomes red and very sensitive, in this state, you can enjoy some excellent texture play, and the rough side feels amazing"

Joanne

Now, Buch Dich in German translates to 'Bend Over' which is perfect as that is what this sex toy is all about. Bending over and taking your punishment.

The Buch Dich is a silicone spanking paddle, and I was sent this one free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review. No affiliate links have been used in this review.

A high contrast wide collar that is like a posture collar on me

Anyone who reads my reviews knows that I am a sucker for a beautiful BDSM collar. I am a gal who loves to feel that form or restraint around my neck while getting up to all sorts of kinky fun.

You can imagine my excitement when the kinky boys at meo.de asked me if I would be interested in reviewing another collar for them. This time one of their black and white leather bondage collars. Naturally, I couldn't refuse such an offer, and here I am about to fill you in on the details of what I thought if it.

"Meo always impresses me with their Meo branded products; they take the time to source the best materials and artisans, I can say with my hand on my heart all of the products that I have reviewed for them have been first class. I just love reviewing for them, they are so kinky, and their product range has to be seen to be believed."

Joanne

This collar is from the same range as the black and white leather bondage wrist cuffs that I recently reviewed from Meo.de, and it looks fantastic.

Black and white cuffs that you can enjoy struggling in

Once again I am chuffed to be reviewing another piece of BDSM equipment, this time a set of black and white wrist cuffs from the kinky boys at Meo.de.

I do enjoy a good set of kinky restraints, and a set of wrist cuffs are one of the core pieces of equipment that every kinkster should have in their toybox.

"I just love the smell of leather; there is something so basic about it that gets my mind going into overdrive and my panties dampening in double quick time."

Joanne

Meo.de sent me this pair of leather restraints for free in exchange for a fair and honest review, and I looked forward to giving them a thorough testing. I must say that we had an extremely enjoyable time getting to know them.

My Stunt Cock even used them on one of his submissives, and she loved them too. So what makes these cuffs so enjoyable from a submissives perspective? Read on to find out.

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