Displaying items by tag: EStim - Joanne's Sex Machine Reviewshttps://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/tag/balls.html2024-03-28T10:17:31+00:00Python™ Electro-Compression System For Balls From E-stim Systems2019-03-25T13:59:36+00:002019-03-25T13:59:36+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/python-electro-compression-system-for-balls-from-e-stim-systems.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/15abde3c81505959f6d2610e3cdfbe51_S.jpg" alt="Python™ Electro-Compression System For Balls From E-stim Systems" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>This electrode was far from the crushing blow I thought I was going to experience</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk//media/k2/users/3.jpg" alt="Stunt Cock" align="left" hspace="10" />Stunt Cock here with another e-stim equipment review for Joanne and the lovely people at E-Stim Systems. This one was indeed different, in a good way I hasten to add.</p>
<p>While visiting the recent ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year we stopped by the E-Stim System stand, and Joanne got chatting to the lovely Caz. Well, let's just say they both stitched me up a kipper.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The range of sensations that you can get form it is good, from light stimulation to deep, painful throbs, you get to control how it feels. I was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed the sensation of having my balls crushed between the two plates."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Now, Joanne is a kinky minx and has a very cheeky fun-loving side, and when she saw the Python on display, she couldn't help asking for one to review. Obviously, she lacks the meat and two vegs required to review it, and I was "Voluntold". I would be having my crown jewels crushed in the name of reviewing science.</p>
<p>Joanne was cackling like the wicked witch of the west when the Python arrived in the post, and she couldn't wait to strap me up and use it on me. So with trembling fingers, let me tell you all about the Python E-Stim Ball Crushing System.</p>
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<p>I apologise, as this review is a bit of a long one as there is so much information to cover.</p>
<h3>Delivery and packaging</h3>
<p>We can always rely on E-Stim Systems dispatching things to use quickly and above all discreetly. They use plain packaging and items always arrived in tip-top condition due to their efficient packaging.</p>
<p>Thankfully our postie has no idea how kinky we really are, he no doubts enjoyed delivering this package as the Python is really light. I felt sorry for him when he delivered the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/black-collection-bi-polar-estim-electrodes-from-e-stim-systems.html">Black Collection</a> to us as that was a hefty package.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the packaging of the Python from E-stim Systems" /><br />The Python arrived very discreetly packaged from E-Stim Systems</p>
<p>The Python comes securely packaged inside a plain white box with one of the E-Stim branded labels on the side in their customary yellow and black brand styling.</p>
<h3>Product materials and design</h3>
<p>I was pleasantly surprised when I took it out of the box as it is much bigger than I had imagined it would be and that is a good thing. The front plate measures in at 4"/10.4cm wide by 4.5"/11.4cm tall.</p>
<p>It consists of two separate 5mm acrylic plates that have been cut out with a laser and then polished to a high standard of finish as you would expect from an E-Stim Sytems product.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python from E-stim Systems out of its packaging and with its instructions" /><br />The Python looks amazing and it was bigger than I was expecting. The instructions are clear and concise</p>
<p>The black backplate carries the contacts and connection hardware as well as the three clamping screws. This backplate also has a 2"/5cm wide hole cut through it, and this is for the penis and testicles to be pushed through with relative ease.</p>
<p>The black plate has a custom made PCB fitted to it which carries the 4mm sockets and features two large electrode surfaces that look amazing. These contact surfaces are gold plated for durability and the conductive properties of gold.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python from the side showing how thick the plates are" /><br />The Python is made out of thick acrylic and the edges are polished to give a very nice look</p>
<p>The contrasting black and gold colours look amazing and almost match the E-Stim Systems branding to perfection.</p>
<p>There are three screws fitted securely to the black back plate, and these are used for the three thumbscrews that are used to clamp down on the front panel.</p>
<p>The front panel is made from clear 5mm acrylic, and it carries five holes, three for the clamping screws and two for the sockets and cables to pass through. It also has a Python logo cut into it with a laser, and this looks great.</p>
<p>The Python is a stunning piece of e-stim equipment, and in the right hands (Joanne of course) it can be both intimidating and also highly enjoyable at the same time.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python with its engraved logo" /><br />The Python is very nicely finished and I love the logo on the front plate</p>
<p>The Python is a bipolar surface electrode suitable for a single channel on your control box. If you have a dual channel unit like the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/the-electropebble-e-stim-control-unit-from-e-stim-co-uk.html">ElectroPebble</a> or <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/2b-e-stim-control-unit-review-from-e-stim-co-uk.html">2B</a>, you can also use an anal electrode or a pair of cock loops with it.</p>
<p>The first thing I did was give the Python a once over, it is an easy electrode to use but fitting it can be a little fiddly. So, before I tell you how it actually feels, let me talk about the job of fitting it.</p>
<h3>A crushing customer review</h3>
<p>Of course, once I heard I had been stitched up, I went straight onto the E-Stim Systems website to find out about the <a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/39" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Python</a>, and I read the one and only customer review it had.</p>
<p>With a rating of only one star, I was a little surprised, to say the least. Upon reading the review, I came to the conclusion it wasn't overly detrimental. It stated that the build was excellent quality and I agree entirely there.</p>
<p>The problem the customer had was his balls didn't hang down far enough to effectively clamp them.</p>
<p>This is a problem as the two screws that are situated along the centre axis of the backplate will act as a bit of a hinge when you tighten up the bottom thumbscrew. This causes the upper section to open up, and with electrolube, there is a tendency for the testicles to be forced out.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python top plate sitting at an angle if your balls don't hang low" /><br />The Python top plate can sit at an angle if you don't "hang low", this can force your balls out</p>
<p>While this is a constraint if your testicles don't hang down far, it is not the end of the world, and it can be easily mitigated against.</p>
<p>If you do hang low, it isn't a problem as the three clamps work perfectly to clamp down with whatever force you require.</p>
<p>If you don't hang low here are a few things you can do:</p>
<ul>
<li>Take a long hot bath or shower, the heat will cause your testicles to drop lower (they do this to stay cooler).</li>
<li>You can place something non-conductive at the base of the unit to stop the plate pivoting on the top two screws like in the picture below.</li>
<li>Once you ascertain the correct level of clamping you can place a nut and washer on the bottom screw to prevent the top plate rotating downwards. This is extremely effective and can be used to actually make the top end clamp downwards drawing the testicle inwards rather than outwards.</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python top plate supported with some foam blocks" /><br />The Python top plate can sit on something non-conductive to keep it level</p>
<p>All three of these suggestions would mitigate the problem the customer had. So, in essence, you can use the Python no matter what your 'hang' just as long as your testicles reach the conductive plates.</p>
<h3>Fitting the Python</h3>
<p>I found it most comfortable to remove all three thumbscrews and the front plate. I then use E-Stim Systems Electrogel to lube up the contact plates before pushing my meat and two veg through the hole in the back plate (contacts facing forwards).</p>
<p>This is easiest to do when you are flaccid and your balls are hanging loosely. I tend to push my cock through first followed by my testicles one at a time, you will find your own preferred method very quickly. Take your time, and the process is an relatively easy one. Make sure that you pull lots of scrotum through as well so that your balls hang low, giving them maximum contact with the electrode plates.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python top plate opened up" /><br />The Python top plate can open up upto 2"/5cm wide</p>
<p>Do this standing up or sitting on the edge of a chair as gravity is on your side when it comes to getting your balls into a clamp my friend.</p>
<p>Once your tackle is through, fit the front acrylic plate on top of your testicles and refit the three clamping screws. If you hang low simply connect the two plugs from your cable into the sockets and then tighten the thumbscrews to give the required level of compression.</p>
<p>If you don't hang low then use one of the three suggestion above to fit the Python effectively, then connect the cable, and you are ready to go.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-8.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python with the cable attached to its sockets" /><br />The 4mm sockets hold the plug very securely</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>The first time I used the Python was on my own as, to be honest, I was more than a little nervous about using it. I use cock rings and pads a lot when stimming but have never directly stimmed my testicles or applied compression to them either.</p>
<p>So picture the scene, the Python fitted loosely, I connect the cable from the Python to our 2B control box, so it is ready to go.</p>
<p>First things first though, it was time to start tightening the thumbscrews to apply some compression to my balls. I slowly tightened each screw in turn, and I was pleasantly surprised by the sensation of being clamped.</p>
<p>I imagined excruciating pain, and yes you can get that if you continue tightening until your eyes pop out. But, just clamped in place it feels really nice, and I could feel an erection developing. So far, so good I thought.</p>
<p>I then switched the 2B on, checked it was on its low power setting (no point in burning the beefburgers too quickly I thought). I selected Wave and slowly started turning up the power dial.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-9.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python wired up but closed" /><br />The holes in the front plate allow the plugs from the cable to be fitted to the back plate</p>
<p>At first, I could feel a slight tingling that was neither pleasant or unpleasant. I continued turning up the power, and it felt very nice indeed. The combination of the clamping and electrostimulation was really nice and doing it for me.</p>
<p>It was a weird sensation as I could feel my balls tightening in time with the elctrical pulses, I have never felt anything like it before but I like it.</p>
<p>I turned it up until I actually cringed and then turned it down again to a pleasant level. The Python can be used for pleasure or pain, you do need to use conductive gel on the plates though to get a good contact. Without it, you get tingling burning sensations just as with any other surface contact without sufficient surface area.</p>
<p>The range of sensations that you can get from it is good, from light stimulation to deep, painful throbs, you get to control how it feels. I was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed the sensation of having my balls crushed between the two plates and feeling them pulsing.</p>
<p>I didn't achieve a hands-free orgasm the first time I used it as it takes a bit of getting used to, but I was off to a cracking start.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-10.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python from the rear showing the fittings" /><br />The python is fitted with quality components</p>
<p>One great feature of the Python is you can still wank or use a Fleshlight or even use e-stim cock loops to increase your pleasure.</p>
<p>My preferred method of use now is to use a cock ring around my cock just under the glans and a conductive pad between my balls and anus on one channel and the Python on the second channel. This feels incredible, and I can achieve a hands-free orgasm this way or edge myself for extended periods.</p>
<p>Talking of long play sessions, always think safety. Applying compression to your testicles restricts blood flow so regularly release the clamping screws to get the blood flowing again. You can then clamp down again on your jewels.</p>
<p>It is essential that you do this or you risk injury. Also, don't clamp down too hard as again you could injure yourself. The pain, if you try clamping too tight, will alert you to the damage you are doing though, so listen to it.</p>
<p>The Python is a lot of fun to use on your own, but with a partner it is fantastic. The first time I let Joanne use it on me she restrained me, this really got me aroused but worried as well. Feeling her fitting it in place was amazing, she took her time and teased me senseless.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-11.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python with a dildo clamped within it" /><br />The python provides some amazing sensations that I have never experienced before</p>
<p>When she started driving me using the 2B it was amazing, she teased me for about ten minutes and then reached for my favourite fleshlight to finish me off. I came hard, really hard and the rush I got when she unclamped my balls was incredible, and I was hard again in no time.</p>
<p>She just slapped my cock and said "Down boy", before grinning and leaving me to my own devices LOL. She can be such a tease at times.</p>
<p>Cleaning after use is easy, just wipe down with a damp cloth or a baby wipe.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Gold plated contact pads</li>
<li>Single channel use</li>
<li>Heavy Duty 4mm Connectors and fittings</li>
<li>Easy to clean</li>
<li>Coock hole 2"/5cm diameter</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>I actually had a lot of fun reviewing the <a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/39" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Python from E-Stim Systems</a>, the thought of clamping my testicles and running a current through them had me worried I have to admit.</p>
<p>But having tried it, I can attest that doing so is a lot of fun. As usual E-Stim Systems didn't disappoint with regards to their service and the quality of their products.</p>
<p>If you are sitting on the fence wondering if a ball crusher e-stim electrode is for you I can honestly say if your experience is like mine, you are going to love it.</p>
<p>You get some exquisite sensations from the clamping of your testicles, it sounds painful but actually light clamping feels excellent. Couple that with the sensations that e-stim can generate through your posterior scrotal nerves and the Python can deliver some fantastic fun play sessions.</p>
<p>I was sent the <a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/39" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Python Electro Compression System by E-Stim Systems</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/39" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/images/banners/e-stim-logo-120x60.jpg" width="120" height="60" border="0" alt="Grab one direct from E-Stim Systems" /></a>
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<p>Grab one of these fantastic <a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/39" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">penis play toys from E-stim Systems for £129</a> and start exploring this side of electrosex play.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<p>Website links:</p>
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<td><a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/39" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/ukandeu.gif" alt="Shopping in the UK and EU" align="left" hspace="10" /></a></td>
<td>For shopping in the UK and Eu visit E-Stim Systems UK store - <a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/39" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.e-stim.co.uk</a></td>
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<td><a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/40" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/restoftheworld.gif" alt="Shopping in the USA, Canada and the rest of the world" align="left" hspace="10" /></a></td>
<td>For shopping in the USA, Canada and the rest of the world visit the global store - <a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/40" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.e-stimsystems.com</a></td>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p><small><em>Disclaimer - I was sent the Python Electro Compression System by E-Stim Systems to review free of charge and this has in no way affected the outcome of this review. This post contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at <strong>no cost to you</strong>. For more information check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</em></small></p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Electrosex</li><li>Electrode</li><li>Electrostim</li><li>EStim</li><li>Estimcouk</li><li>Bipolar</li><li>Penis</li><li>Balls</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/15abde3c81505959f6d2610e3cdfbe51_S.jpg" alt="Python™ Electro-Compression System For Balls From E-stim Systems" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>This electrode was far from the crushing blow I thought I was going to experience</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk//media/k2/users/3.jpg" alt="Stunt Cock" align="left" hspace="10" />Stunt Cock here with another e-stim equipment review for Joanne and the lovely people at E-Stim Systems. This one was indeed different, in a good way I hasten to add.</p>
<p>While visiting the recent ETO (Erotic Trade Only) show this year we stopped by the E-Stim System stand, and Joanne got chatting to the lovely Caz. Well, let's just say they both stitched me up a kipper.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The range of sensations that you can get form it is good, from light stimulation to deep, painful throbs, you get to control how it feels. I was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed the sensation of having my balls crushed between the two plates."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Now, Joanne is a kinky minx and has a very cheeky fun-loving side, and when she saw the Python on display, she couldn't help asking for one to review. Obviously, she lacks the meat and two vegs required to review it, and I was "Voluntold". I would be having my crown jewels crushed in the name of reviewing science.</p>
<p>Joanne was cackling like the wicked witch of the west when the Python arrived in the post, and she couldn't wait to strap me up and use it on me. So with trembling fingers, let me tell you all about the Python E-Stim Ball Crushing System.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<p>I apologise, as this review is a bit of a long one as there is so much information to cover.</p>
<h3>Delivery and packaging</h3>
<p>We can always rely on E-Stim Systems dispatching things to use quickly and above all discreetly. They use plain packaging and items always arrived in tip-top condition due to their efficient packaging.</p>
<p>Thankfully our postie has no idea how kinky we really are, he no doubts enjoyed delivering this package as the Python is really light. I felt sorry for him when he delivered the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/black-collection-bi-polar-estim-electrodes-from-e-stim-systems.html">Black Collection</a> to us as that was a hefty package.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the packaging of the Python from E-stim Systems" /><br />The Python arrived very discreetly packaged from E-Stim Systems</p>
<p>The Python comes securely packaged inside a plain white box with one of the E-Stim branded labels on the side in their customary yellow and black brand styling.</p>
<h3>Product materials and design</h3>
<p>I was pleasantly surprised when I took it out of the box as it is much bigger than I had imagined it would be and that is a good thing. The front plate measures in at 4"/10.4cm wide by 4.5"/11.4cm tall.</p>
<p>It consists of two separate 5mm acrylic plates that have been cut out with a laser and then polished to a high standard of finish as you would expect from an E-Stim Sytems product.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python from E-stim Systems out of its packaging and with its instructions" /><br />The Python looks amazing and it was bigger than I was expecting. The instructions are clear and concise</p>
<p>The black backplate carries the contacts and connection hardware as well as the three clamping screws. This backplate also has a 2"/5cm wide hole cut through it, and this is for the penis and testicles to be pushed through with relative ease.</p>
<p>The black plate has a custom made PCB fitted to it which carries the 4mm sockets and features two large electrode surfaces that look amazing. These contact surfaces are gold plated for durability and the conductive properties of gold.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python from the side showing how thick the plates are" /><br />The Python is made out of thick acrylic and the edges are polished to give a very nice look</p>
<p>The contrasting black and gold colours look amazing and almost match the E-Stim Systems branding to perfection.</p>
<p>There are three screws fitted securely to the black back plate, and these are used for the three thumbscrews that are used to clamp down on the front panel.</p>
<p>The front panel is made from clear 5mm acrylic, and it carries five holes, three for the clamping screws and two for the sockets and cables to pass through. It also has a Python logo cut into it with a laser, and this looks great.</p>
<p>The Python is a stunning piece of e-stim equipment, and in the right hands (Joanne of course) it can be both intimidating and also highly enjoyable at the same time.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python with its engraved logo" /><br />The Python is very nicely finished and I love the logo on the front plate</p>
<p>The Python is a bipolar surface electrode suitable for a single channel on your control box. If you have a dual channel unit like the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/the-electropebble-e-stim-control-unit-from-e-stim-co-uk.html">ElectroPebble</a> or <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/2b-e-stim-control-unit-review-from-e-stim-co-uk.html">2B</a>, you can also use an anal electrode or a pair of cock loops with it.</p>
<p>The first thing I did was give the Python a once over, it is an easy electrode to use but fitting it can be a little fiddly. So, before I tell you how it actually feels, let me talk about the job of fitting it.</p>
<h3>A crushing customer review</h3>
<p>Of course, once I heard I had been stitched up, I went straight onto the E-Stim Systems website to find out about the <a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/39" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Python</a>, and I read the one and only customer review it had.</p>
<p>With a rating of only one star, I was a little surprised, to say the least. Upon reading the review, I came to the conclusion it wasn't overly detrimental. It stated that the build was excellent quality and I agree entirely there.</p>
<p>The problem the customer had was his balls didn't hang down far enough to effectively clamp them.</p>
<p>This is a problem as the two screws that are situated along the centre axis of the backplate will act as a bit of a hinge when you tighten up the bottom thumbscrew. This causes the upper section to open up, and with electrolube, there is a tendency for the testicles to be forced out.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python top plate sitting at an angle if your balls don't hang low" /><br />The Python top plate can sit at an angle if you don't "hang low", this can force your balls out</p>
<p>While this is a constraint if your testicles don't hang down far, it is not the end of the world, and it can be easily mitigated against.</p>
<p>If you do hang low, it isn't a problem as the three clamps work perfectly to clamp down with whatever force you require.</p>
<p>If you don't hang low here are a few things you can do:</p>
<ul>
<li>Take a long hot bath or shower, the heat will cause your testicles to drop lower (they do this to stay cooler).</li>
<li>You can place something non-conductive at the base of the unit to stop the plate pivoting on the top two screws like in the picture below.</li>
<li>Once you ascertain the correct level of clamping you can place a nut and washer on the bottom screw to prevent the top plate rotating downwards. This is extremely effective and can be used to actually make the top end clamp downwards drawing the testicle inwards rather than outwards.</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python top plate supported with some foam blocks" /><br />The Python top plate can sit on something non-conductive to keep it level</p>
<p>All three of these suggestions would mitigate the problem the customer had. So, in essence, you can use the Python no matter what your 'hang' just as long as your testicles reach the conductive plates.</p>
<h3>Fitting the Python</h3>
<p>I found it most comfortable to remove all three thumbscrews and the front plate. I then use E-Stim Systems Electrogel to lube up the contact plates before pushing my meat and two veg through the hole in the back plate (contacts facing forwards).</p>
<p>This is easiest to do when you are flaccid and your balls are hanging loosely. I tend to push my cock through first followed by my testicles one at a time, you will find your own preferred method very quickly. Take your time, and the process is an relatively easy one. Make sure that you pull lots of scrotum through as well so that your balls hang low, giving them maximum contact with the electrode plates.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python top plate opened up" /><br />The Python top plate can open up upto 2"/5cm wide</p>
<p>Do this standing up or sitting on the edge of a chair as gravity is on your side when it comes to getting your balls into a clamp my friend.</p>
<p>Once your tackle is through, fit the front acrylic plate on top of your testicles and refit the three clamping screws. If you hang low simply connect the two plugs from your cable into the sockets and then tighten the thumbscrews to give the required level of compression.</p>
<p>If you don't hang low then use one of the three suggestion above to fit the Python effectively, then connect the cable, and you are ready to go.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-8.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python with the cable attached to its sockets" /><br />The 4mm sockets hold the plug very securely</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>The first time I used the Python was on my own as, to be honest, I was more than a little nervous about using it. I use cock rings and pads a lot when stimming but have never directly stimmed my testicles or applied compression to them either.</p>
<p>So picture the scene, the Python fitted loosely, I connect the cable from the Python to our 2B control box, so it is ready to go.</p>
<p>First things first though, it was time to start tightening the thumbscrews to apply some compression to my balls. I slowly tightened each screw in turn, and I was pleasantly surprised by the sensation of being clamped.</p>
<p>I imagined excruciating pain, and yes you can get that if you continue tightening until your eyes pop out. But, just clamped in place it feels really nice, and I could feel an erection developing. So far, so good I thought.</p>
<p>I then switched the 2B on, checked it was on its low power setting (no point in burning the beefburgers too quickly I thought). I selected Wave and slowly started turning up the power dial.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-9.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python wired up but closed" /><br />The holes in the front plate allow the plugs from the cable to be fitted to the back plate</p>
<p>At first, I could feel a slight tingling that was neither pleasant or unpleasant. I continued turning up the power, and it felt very nice indeed. The combination of the clamping and electrostimulation was really nice and doing it for me.</p>
<p>It was a weird sensation as I could feel my balls tightening in time with the elctrical pulses, I have never felt anything like it before but I like it.</p>
<p>I turned it up until I actually cringed and then turned it down again to a pleasant level. The Python can be used for pleasure or pain, you do need to use conductive gel on the plates though to get a good contact. Without it, you get tingling burning sensations just as with any other surface contact without sufficient surface area.</p>
<p>The range of sensations that you can get from it is good, from light stimulation to deep, painful throbs, you get to control how it feels. I was pleasantly surprised at how much I enjoyed the sensation of having my balls crushed between the two plates and feeling them pulsing.</p>
<p>I didn't achieve a hands-free orgasm the first time I used it as it takes a bit of getting used to, but I was off to a cracking start.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-10.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python from the rear showing the fittings" /><br />The python is fitted with quality components</p>
<p>One great feature of the Python is you can still wank or use a Fleshlight or even use e-stim cock loops to increase your pleasure.</p>
<p>My preferred method of use now is to use a cock ring around my cock just under the glans and a conductive pad between my balls and anus on one channel and the Python on the second channel. This feels incredible, and I can achieve a hands-free orgasm this way or edge myself for extended periods.</p>
<p>Talking of long play sessions, always think safety. Applying compression to your testicles restricts blood flow so regularly release the clamping screws to get the blood flowing again. You can then clamp down again on your jewels.</p>
<p>It is essential that you do this or you risk injury. Also, don't clamp down too hard as again you could injure yourself. The pain, if you try clamping too tight, will alert you to the damage you are doing though, so listen to it.</p>
<p>The Python is a lot of fun to use on your own, but with a partner it is fantastic. The first time I let Joanne use it on me she restrained me, this really got me aroused but worried as well. Feeling her fitting it in place was amazing, she took her time and teased me senseless.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/estim/python/python-ball-crusher-11.jpg" alt="Image showing the Python with a dildo clamped within it" /><br />The python provides some amazing sensations that I have never experienced before</p>
<p>When she started driving me using the 2B it was amazing, she teased me for about ten minutes and then reached for my favourite fleshlight to finish me off. I came hard, really hard and the rush I got when she unclamped my balls was incredible, and I was hard again in no time.</p>
<p>She just slapped my cock and said "Down boy", before grinning and leaving me to my own devices LOL. She can be such a tease at times.</p>
<p>Cleaning after use is easy, just wipe down with a damp cloth or a baby wipe.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Gold plated contact pads</li>
<li>Single channel use</li>
<li>Heavy Duty 4mm Connectors and fittings</li>
<li>Easy to clean</li>
<li>Coock hole 2"/5cm diameter</li>
</ul>
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<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>I actually had a lot of fun reviewing the <a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/39" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Python from E-Stim Systems</a>, the thought of clamping my testicles and running a current through them had me worried I have to admit.</p>
<p>But having tried it, I can attest that doing so is a lot of fun. As usual E-Stim Systems didn't disappoint with regards to their service and the quality of their products.</p>
<p>If you are sitting on the fence wondering if a ball crusher e-stim electrode is for you I can honestly say if your experience is like mine, you are going to love it.</p>
<p>You get some exquisite sensations from the clamping of your testicles, it sounds painful but actually light clamping feels excellent. Couple that with the sensations that e-stim can generate through your posterior scrotal nerves and the Python can deliver some fantastic fun play sessions.</p>
<p>I was sent the <a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/39" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Python Electro Compression System by E-Stim Systems</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=10;Ease Of Use=9;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/39" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="http://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/images/banners/e-stim-logo-120x60.jpg" width="120" height="60" border="0" alt="Grab one direct from E-Stim Systems" /></a>
</p>
<p>Grab one of these fantastic <a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/39" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">penis play toys from E-stim Systems for £129</a> and start exploring this side of electrosex play.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<p>Website links:</p>
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<td><a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/39" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/ukandeu.gif" alt="Shopping in the UK and EU" align="left" hspace="10" /></a></td>
<td>For shopping in the UK and Eu visit E-Stim Systems UK store - <a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/39" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.e-stim.co.uk</a></td>
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<td><a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/40" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/restoftheworld.gif" alt="Shopping in the USA, Canada and the rest of the world" align="left" hspace="10" /></a></td>
<td>For shopping in the USA, Canada and the rest of the world visit the global store - <a href="https://affiliate.e-stim.co.uk/go/40" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">http://www.e-stimsystems.com</a></td>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p><small><em>Disclaimer - I was sent the Python Electro Compression System by E-Stim Systems to review free of charge and this has in no way affected the outcome of this review. This post contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at <strong>no cost to you</strong>. For more information check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</em></small></p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Electrosex</li><li>Electrode</li><li>Electrostim</li><li>EStim</li><li>Estimcouk</li><li>Bipolar</li><li>Penis</li><li>Balls</li><ul></div>Taylor Dildo - Realistic Silicone Dildo From Meo.de2018-08-06T08:39:15+00:002018-08-06T08:39:15+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-from-meo-de.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/acaf69a47291143b36612c5b483fc572_S.jpg" alt="Taylor Dildo - Realistic Silicone Dildo From Meo.de" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>A dildo with lots of texture and a fantastic suction cup</h2>
<p>Anyone familiar with my blog will know that I am a gal who loves her Quimsticking fun and games and dildos are one of my favourite style of sex toys. I love the fact that a dildo is a gender-neutral sex toy as we all have holes that can be pleasured with one.</p>
<p>You can imagine how excited I was when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I wanted to review the Taylor Silicone Dildo for him for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I jumped at the chance, who would turn down such an offer?</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The upwards curving shaft concentrates all of the delicious sensations generated by the well-formed glans onto my g-spot and thrusting it back and forth over this area has me very wet and has made me squirt."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>I bided my time waiting for it to arrive and familiarised myself with the product page on meo.de and I loved the fact that it has a suction cup base. To me, that means one thing - fucking machine fun.</p>
<p>So, how did I get on with the Taylor Dildo, is it one for my bedside drawer or one for the dildo suitcase (yes I have too many dildos)?</p>
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<p>Deliveries from Meo are always swift and very discreet. You can rest assured that there will be no visible indication on the outside of the box as to what lays within. I am always pleasantly surprised at how quickly things arrive from Germany.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the Taylor Silicone Dildo in its packaging" /><br />The Taylor Silicone Dildo arrives in minimalistic packaging</p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Taylor Silicone Dildo</a> comes in the usual minimalistic packaging solution from Meo. It arrives sealed in a plastic pouch with no fanfare, but I like this approach. Meo's approach to packaging helps to protect the environment and also keeps the costs down which has to be a good thing.</p>
<p>I also love the little flyers that accompany Meo products and this one introduces me to <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/lube/3202-ez2fuck-lubricant-ref-8226-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">EZ2FUCK</a> a silicone based lubricant under the Meo brand name that one day I hope to try out.</p>
<p>Before I go onto the dildos design and features, I first want to mention its materials. The Taylor Silicone Dildo as its name suggests is made out of 100% medical grade silicone and as such it is both phthalate and latex free while also being non-porous and hydrophobic.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the Taylor Silicone Dildo and a flyer" /><br />I love receiving the advertising flyers that are included with Meo products</p>
<p>Those last two features (non-porous and hydrophobic) are essential in any dildo as it prevents moisture from being absorbed into the surface of the toy becoming a breeding ground for mold and bacteria. They also make this dildo really easy to clean.</p>
<p>The blend of silicone used is a bit of a dust and lint magnet but that is common to most silicone sex toys and a quick rinse under the tap before use takes care of anything clinging to its surface. It has a good deal of "squish" when you squeeze it and it is also very flexible which makes aligning it with any waiting orifice easy and effortless.</p>
<p>To clean just wash in warm soapy water to loosen off and remove and vag-goo or other body fluids before cleaning with an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner. You can even put it through your dishwasher on a sterilise cycle. I am in the middle of reviewing Meo's own brand of anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner - <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/sex-toy-cleaner/3280-veryclean-20-universal-cleaning-spray-ref-8305-t02.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">VERYCLEAN 2.0 Universal Cleaning Spray</a> so watch out for that review coming soon.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the Taylor Silicone Dildo next to a soft drinks can" /><br />The Taylor Silicone Dildo is very well proportioned and not too large</p>
<h2>Design</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the tip of the Taylor Dildo" align="right" hspace="10" />I love the design of the <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Taylor Silicone Dildo</a>, I have to admit that I am a bit of a texture Queen when using dildos, preferring dildos that stimulate me as I thrust them in and out. To that end, I like a dildo to have lots of external texture, like veins and a well-defined glans.</p>
<p>The Taylor has it all for me, starting at the tip then it has a well-defined glans that features an accurate representation of the male urethra. The coronal ridge of the glans is very well formed, and this feels divine when drawn over my g-spot giving me lots of extra stimulation there.</p>
<p>This is an uncut dildo, and as such, there is no sign of a foreskin. The coronal ridge has lots of detail under it that you need to pay attention to when cleaning as it is a bit of a vag-goo trap.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the Taylor Silicone Dildo and its suction cup base" /><br />The Taylor Silicone Dildo has a very suction cup on its base</p>
<p>The shaft has an upwards curve and it features lots of well-defined veins, these are subtle near the glans but get more pronounced the further you go down the shaft towards a beautifully sculpted and well-proportioned pair of testicles.</p>
<p>Below the testicles, you have a very effective suction cup. This means you can have so much fun with the Taylor in the bath or shower as well as over or in front of any flat, smooth surface. The suction that it delivers is excellent, and it meant that I could also enjoy the Taylor on one of my fucking machines using a flat plate adaptor.</p>
<p>It is only available in black, and it looks fantastic, but if you look at the surface closely, it does have some imperfections which are probably mould related during manufacture. For me, they are not a problem but have a close look at the pictures to make your own mind up about them.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the flexibility of the Taylor Silicone Dildo" /><br />The Taylor Silicone Dildo is very flexible which makes it easier to use on its suction cup</p>
<p>Use whatever lube you like with this dildo but if you are using a silicone based lube then try some out on a small area of the base to make sure that there is no surface reaction.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Taylor Dildo</a> measures in at 8.7"/22cm long, of which 7"/18cm is insertable. The shaft is 1.6"/4cm in diameter. This makes it an easy dildo to insert, and while I am usually a bit of a size queen, the textures on the Taylor meant that I enjoyed it tremendously.</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>This what you really want to hear. Yes it looks great, it has very pronounced surface texture but what does it feel like in use? Is it a toe curler or a turn-off?</p>
<p>I have had a lot of fun with the <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Taylor Silicone Dildo</a>. I really enjoy both its texture, and its nice size. The upwards curving shaft concentrates all of the delicious sensations generated by the well-formed glans onto my g-spot and thrusting it back and forth over this area has me very wet and has made me squirt.</p>
<p>Using it by hand was a lot of fun, but it was when I fitted it to my <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/blue-balls-xl-2-0-fucking-machine-review.html">Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine</a> that I really had a fantastic time with it. The textures feel great when thrusting by hand, but when it is cycling back and forth at almost four thrusts a second, it is hard to describe the level of pleasure that it delivers.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the Taylor Silicone Dildo next to a soft drinks can" /><br />The Taylor Silicone Dildo has a nice length and girth</p>
<p>This is one of the reasons why I enjoy fucking machines so much when using one you can just lay back and experience sensations that no man could ever deliver. Thrusting at the speeds that you can get from a fucking machine feels incredibly intense and squirting for me is almost guaranteed as I get so worked up while using them.</p>
<p>It was the same for sub'r' who also enjoys a good session on a fucking machine. She squirted for the first time when she was introduced to the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-shockspot-12-inch-fucking-machine.html">Shockspot</a> and actually had three hours in tight BDSM bondage while being pleasured continually by that fucking machine. Her legs were like jelly afterwards.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Taylor</a> feels incredible on a fucking machine, and the suction cup base holds it tightly to the end of a flat plate adaptor even at high speeds.</p>
<p>But it isn't all about high-speed mechanical sex. Using the Taylor Dildo by hand is just as enjoyable but for other reasons. Its flexibility means that even when using it with the suction cup firmly attached to a wall, mirror or even a tiled floor alignment with your waiting orifice is very easy.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-8.jpg" alt="Image showing the Taylor Silicone Dildo in my hand" /><br />The Taylor Silicone Dildo is a lot of fun on a Fucking Machine but also when using it by hand</p>
<p>This flexibility means that it's very forgiving when you ride it, and this makes it the perfect dildo for suction cup fun and games especially when in the shower.</p>
<p>It is also a good option for some anal or even strap-on fun and games. The non-porous nature of the silicone material makes it easy to clean, and the tapered glans makes insertion relatively easy. The textures feel just as good when experienced anally as they do when using it vaginally.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Made from 100% body safe silicone</li>
<li>Phthalate and Latex free</li>
<li>Strong suction cup on the base</li>
<li>Soft and flexible</li>
<li>Great textures</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-9.jpg" alt="Image showing the Taylor Silicone Dildo next to a soft drinks can" /><br />The Taylor Silicone Dildo is a lot of fun and I have thoroughly enjoyed reviewing it</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>The <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Taylor Silicone Dildo</a> is another fantastic dildo from Meo, the home of kink in Germany. It is a dildo suitable for anal and vaginal fun, and the textures will appeal to anyone who likes a dildo with a well-defined glans and good shaft detailing.</p>
<p>The suction cup gives you much more play options that just with a standard dildo and it features a good suction cup. I had no problem with it in the shower and also on the end of a fucking machine.</p>
<p>The Taylor Dildo is also suitable for strap-on fun too, so whether you are using it by hand, on a fucking machine or in a strap-on harness, you are sure to have lots of fun when the thrusting begins.</p>
<p>I have no problem in giving the Taylor Dildo a strong recommendation.</p>
<p>I was sent the <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Taylor Silicone Dildo by Wolf at Meo.de</a> and I would like to thank him for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=8;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=9;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Grab one of these fantastic silicone dildos from <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Meo.de for just 49,00 €</a> (£43.75 at todays exchange rate). While you're there be sure to check out their other dildos as they have a huge collection that all look amazing.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<p><small><em>Disclaimer - I was sent the Taylor Silicone Dildo to review free of charge and this has in no way affected the outcome of this review. This post contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at <strong>no cost to you</strong>. For more information check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</em></small></p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Dildo</li><li>Suction</li><li>Balls</li><li>MEO</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/acaf69a47291143b36612c5b483fc572_S.jpg" alt="Taylor Dildo - Realistic Silicone Dildo From Meo.de" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>A dildo with lots of texture and a fantastic suction cup</h2>
<p>Anyone familiar with my blog will know that I am a gal who loves her Quimsticking fun and games and dildos are one of my favourite style of sex toys. I love the fact that a dildo is a gender-neutral sex toy as we all have holes that can be pleasured with one.</p>
<p>You can imagine how excited I was when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I wanted to review the Taylor Silicone Dildo for him for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I jumped at the chance, who would turn down such an offer?</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The upwards curving shaft concentrates all of the delicious sensations generated by the well-formed glans onto my g-spot and thrusting it back and forth over this area has me very wet and has made me squirt."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>I bided my time waiting for it to arrive and familiarised myself with the product page on meo.de and I loved the fact that it has a suction cup base. To me, that means one thing - fucking machine fun.</p>
<p>So, how did I get on with the Taylor Dildo, is it one for my bedside drawer or one for the dildo suitcase (yes I have too many dildos)?</p>
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<p>Deliveries from Meo are always swift and very discreet. You can rest assured that there will be no visible indication on the outside of the box as to what lays within. I am always pleasantly surprised at how quickly things arrive from Germany.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the Taylor Silicone Dildo in its packaging" /><br />The Taylor Silicone Dildo arrives in minimalistic packaging</p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Taylor Silicone Dildo</a> comes in the usual minimalistic packaging solution from Meo. It arrives sealed in a plastic pouch with no fanfare, but I like this approach. Meo's approach to packaging helps to protect the environment and also keeps the costs down which has to be a good thing.</p>
<p>I also love the little flyers that accompany Meo products and this one introduces me to <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/lube/3202-ez2fuck-lubricant-ref-8226-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">EZ2FUCK</a> a silicone based lubricant under the Meo brand name that one day I hope to try out.</p>
<p>Before I go onto the dildos design and features, I first want to mention its materials. The Taylor Silicone Dildo as its name suggests is made out of 100% medical grade silicone and as such it is both phthalate and latex free while also being non-porous and hydrophobic.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the Taylor Silicone Dildo and a flyer" /><br />I love receiving the advertising flyers that are included with Meo products</p>
<p>Those last two features (non-porous and hydrophobic) are essential in any dildo as it prevents moisture from being absorbed into the surface of the toy becoming a breeding ground for mold and bacteria. They also make this dildo really easy to clean.</p>
<p>The blend of silicone used is a bit of a dust and lint magnet but that is common to most silicone sex toys and a quick rinse under the tap before use takes care of anything clinging to its surface. It has a good deal of "squish" when you squeeze it and it is also very flexible which makes aligning it with any waiting orifice easy and effortless.</p>
<p>To clean just wash in warm soapy water to loosen off and remove and vag-goo or other body fluids before cleaning with an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner. You can even put it through your dishwasher on a sterilise cycle. I am in the middle of reviewing Meo's own brand of anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner - <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/sex-toy-cleaner/3280-veryclean-20-universal-cleaning-spray-ref-8305-t02.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">VERYCLEAN 2.0 Universal Cleaning Spray</a> so watch out for that review coming soon.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the Taylor Silicone Dildo next to a soft drinks can" /><br />The Taylor Silicone Dildo is very well proportioned and not too large</p>
<h2>Design</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the tip of the Taylor Dildo" align="right" hspace="10" />I love the design of the <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Taylor Silicone Dildo</a>, I have to admit that I am a bit of a texture Queen when using dildos, preferring dildos that stimulate me as I thrust them in and out. To that end, I like a dildo to have lots of external texture, like veins and a well-defined glans.</p>
<p>The Taylor has it all for me, starting at the tip then it has a well-defined glans that features an accurate representation of the male urethra. The coronal ridge of the glans is very well formed, and this feels divine when drawn over my g-spot giving me lots of extra stimulation there.</p>
<p>This is an uncut dildo, and as such, there is no sign of a foreskin. The coronal ridge has lots of detail under it that you need to pay attention to when cleaning as it is a bit of a vag-goo trap.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the Taylor Silicone Dildo and its suction cup base" /><br />The Taylor Silicone Dildo has a very suction cup on its base</p>
<p>The shaft has an upwards curve and it features lots of well-defined veins, these are subtle near the glans but get more pronounced the further you go down the shaft towards a beautifully sculpted and well-proportioned pair of testicles.</p>
<p>Below the testicles, you have a very effective suction cup. This means you can have so much fun with the Taylor in the bath or shower as well as over or in front of any flat, smooth surface. The suction that it delivers is excellent, and it meant that I could also enjoy the Taylor on one of my fucking machines using a flat plate adaptor.</p>
<p>It is only available in black, and it looks fantastic, but if you look at the surface closely, it does have some imperfections which are probably mould related during manufacture. For me, they are not a problem but have a close look at the pictures to make your own mind up about them.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the flexibility of the Taylor Silicone Dildo" /><br />The Taylor Silicone Dildo is very flexible which makes it easier to use on its suction cup</p>
<p>Use whatever lube you like with this dildo but if you are using a silicone based lube then try some out on a small area of the base to make sure that there is no surface reaction.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Taylor Dildo</a> measures in at 8.7"/22cm long, of which 7"/18cm is insertable. The shaft is 1.6"/4cm in diameter. This makes it an easy dildo to insert, and while I am usually a bit of a size queen, the textures on the Taylor meant that I enjoyed it tremendously.</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>This what you really want to hear. Yes it looks great, it has very pronounced surface texture but what does it feel like in use? Is it a toe curler or a turn-off?</p>
<p>I have had a lot of fun with the <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Taylor Silicone Dildo</a>. I really enjoy both its texture, and its nice size. The upwards curving shaft concentrates all of the delicious sensations generated by the well-formed glans onto my g-spot and thrusting it back and forth over this area has me very wet and has made me squirt.</p>
<p>Using it by hand was a lot of fun, but it was when I fitted it to my <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/blue-balls-xl-2-0-fucking-machine-review.html">Blue Balls XL 2.0 Fucking Machine</a> that I really had a fantastic time with it. The textures feel great when thrusting by hand, but when it is cycling back and forth at almost four thrusts a second, it is hard to describe the level of pleasure that it delivers.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the Taylor Silicone Dildo next to a soft drinks can" /><br />The Taylor Silicone Dildo has a nice length and girth</p>
<p>This is one of the reasons why I enjoy fucking machines so much when using one you can just lay back and experience sensations that no man could ever deliver. Thrusting at the speeds that you can get from a fucking machine feels incredibly intense and squirting for me is almost guaranteed as I get so worked up while using them.</p>
<p>It was the same for sub'r' who also enjoys a good session on a fucking machine. She squirted for the first time when she was introduced to the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-shockspot-12-inch-fucking-machine.html">Shockspot</a> and actually had three hours in tight BDSM bondage while being pleasured continually by that fucking machine. Her legs were like jelly afterwards.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Taylor</a> feels incredible on a fucking machine, and the suction cup base holds it tightly to the end of a flat plate adaptor even at high speeds.</p>
<p>But it isn't all about high-speed mechanical sex. Using the Taylor Dildo by hand is just as enjoyable but for other reasons. Its flexibility means that even when using it with the suction cup firmly attached to a wall, mirror or even a tiled floor alignment with your waiting orifice is very easy.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-8.jpg" alt="Image showing the Taylor Silicone Dildo in my hand" /><br />The Taylor Silicone Dildo is a lot of fun on a Fucking Machine but also when using it by hand</p>
<p>This flexibility means that it's very forgiving when you ride it, and this makes it the perfect dildo for suction cup fun and games especially when in the shower.</p>
<p>It is also a good option for some anal or even strap-on fun and games. The non-porous nature of the silicone material makes it easy to clean, and the tapered glans makes insertion relatively easy. The textures feel just as good when experienced anally as they do when using it vaginally.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Made from 100% body safe silicone</li>
<li>Phthalate and Latex free</li>
<li>Strong suction cup on the base</li>
<li>Soft and flexible</li>
<li>Great textures</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/meo-taylor-silicone-dildo/taylor-dildo-9.jpg" alt="Image showing the Taylor Silicone Dildo next to a soft drinks can" /><br />The Taylor Silicone Dildo is a lot of fun and I have thoroughly enjoyed reviewing it</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>The <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Taylor Silicone Dildo</a> is another fantastic dildo from Meo, the home of kink in Germany. It is a dildo suitable for anal and vaginal fun, and the textures will appeal to anyone who likes a dildo with a well-defined glans and good shaft detailing.</p>
<p>The suction cup gives you much more play options that just with a standard dildo and it features a good suction cup. I had no problem with it in the shower and also on the end of a fucking machine.</p>
<p>The Taylor Dildo is also suitable for strap-on fun too, so whether you are using it by hand, on a fucking machine or in a strap-on harness, you are sure to have lots of fun when the thrusting begins.</p>
<p>I have no problem in giving the Taylor Dildo a strong recommendation.</p>
<p>I was sent the <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Taylor Silicone Dildo by Wolf at Meo.de</a> and I would like to thank him for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=8;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=9;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/meo.gif" border="0" alt="Meo.de, makes you come" /></a>
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<p>Grab one of these fantastic silicone dildos from <a href="https://www.meo.de/en/realistic-dildos/5796-taylor-dildo-realistic-silicone-dildo-ref-1558-00.html?ref=899" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Meo.de for just 49,00 €</a> (£43.75 at todays exchange rate). While you're there be sure to check out their other dildos as they have a huge collection that all look amazing.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<p><small><em>Disclaimer - I was sent the Taylor Silicone Dildo to review free of charge and this has in no way affected the outcome of this review. This post contains affiliate links and if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at <strong>no cost to you</strong>. For more information check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</em></small></p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Dildo</li><li>Suction</li><li>Balls</li><li>MEO</li><ul></div>Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegel Balls2018-01-13T11:00:00+00:002018-01-13T11:00:00+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/rocks-off-love-in-chains-kegel-balls.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/79e08f32fa8a036f84441baab7b7a7ff_S.jpg" alt="Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegel Balls" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Never before has a ball and chain been so much fun</h2>
<p>I was delighted when Rocks Off asked me to review their Love In Chains Kegel Balls. They sent me a set in exchange for a fair and honest review.</p>
<p>So what are Kegel Balls? Well, they are designed to provide a way for vagina owners to train their kegel muscles. These are the pelvic floor muscles that help provide excellent tone during sex but also reduces the risk of incontinence. Stronger kegel muscles can give you more powerful orgasms and let's face it who wouldn't want that.</p>
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<blockquote>
<p>I was ordered to wear them out whilst doing the weekly shop and having no panties on seriously ramped up the fun. I was really worried about losing them, only to hear the clattering of the metal as it hit the floor.</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Most kegel trainers are somewhat basic unless you are using one of the app-controlled vibrating ones like the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/gballs2-app-personal-sex-fitness-coach-review.html">GBalls2</a>, the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/other/imtoy-candy-kegel-exercise-personal-trainer.html">IMToys Candy</a> or the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/sistalk-mister-devil-kegel-trainer-review.html">Mister Devil</a>. These kegel balls have loads of character and some nice features which I will cover in this review.</p>
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<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/loveinchains/kegel1.jpg" alt="These kegel balls arrive in a nice display box" align="right" hspace="10" />So how do they work? All kegel trainers are inserted into the vagina, and the app-controlled ones give you a work out to do. This type of kegel trainer works in conjunction with your own body and gravity to make you squeeze and exercise these muscles.</p>
<p>The Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegal Balls come in a beautiful retail box with a clear front so that you can see the balls inside. I love packaging like this as it allows you to look at what you are buying if you are in a physical store. The back of the box carries lots of useful product information.</p>
<p>The two balls themselves are made out of gleaming stainless steel that looks amazing, and there is also a stainless steel handle that makes retrieval a straightforward process. All three elements are links by a velvety silicone chain that does make this trainer stand out from the crowd.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/loveinchains/kegel2.jpg" alt="These kegel balls are made out of body safe materials" align="left" hspace="10" />Being Silicone and Stainless steel it is body safe, hypo-allergenic and phthalate and latex free all of which is excellent news indeed in a product that you will be sliding into your foof.
The chain has quite a bit of flex and stretch to it making it easy to insert and giving it a comfortable feel while doing so. The beads are inserted into the vagina leaving the handle free and exposed. Use some water-based lube to aid the insertion process, and it will make them much more comfortable too.</p>
<p>When using them only you know that they are inside you, no-one else will know you have them in there. Remember to wear panties though if wearing them outside as dropping them inadvertently on the floor in a shopping aisle in ASDA would be embarrassing, to say the least. I was ordered to wear them out whilst doing the weekly shop and having no panties on seriously ramped up the fun. I was really worried about losing them, only to hear the clattering of the metal as it hit the floor. Needless to say I gave my kegel muscles a very good workout that day holding them in and it was a lot of fun.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/loveinchains/kegel3.jpg" alt="The silicone chain is stretchy and body safe" align="right" hspace="10" />With them deep in your vagina, you will feel them move as you move around and the pressure that they cause is quite arousing. If you feel them slipping down, you can squeeze your muscles to hold them in place, and this is how you can use them to train your kegel muscles. Simplicity is the name of the game with this kegel trainer.</p>
<p>It is a lot of fun to have them inside you and also quite a turn on. I haven't reached orgasm wearing them, and I doubt if anyone would, but they are great for use before sex for some fun as they put you in the mood for a good session of hot sex.</p>
<p>Playing with them with a partner can be a lot of fun as the sight of them inside you and when you slowly pull them out will be enough to get any partner excited and wanting to be the one to put them back in again to repeat the process.</p>
<p>I actually tried leaving them in while having sex, and that felt amazing, the balls gave some added tightness and texture that my stunt cock really enjoyed, and it just felt so naughty and kinky to leave them in there.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/loveinchains/kegel4.jpg" alt="The only downside is they are a bugger to clean" align="left" hspace="10" />Cleaning them after use is a bit tricky as you need to take care to flush the holes in the stainless steel balls through to get rid of any vagoo that has got in there. Wash them with warm and soapy water before using some antibacterial sex toy cleaner on them Make sure that they are completely dry before putting them away ready for next time.</p>
<p>Kegel trainers can make a difference, and through constant regular use you can tone up your pelvic floor muscles, and this will benefit your partner as well as yourself.</p>
<p>This set of balls has an insertable Length of 5.3"/13.5cm and a width of 1.1"/2.7cm making them a lot of fun to use.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Silicone and stainless steel</li>
<li>Two nicely sized balls for insertion</li>
<li>Body safe and hypoallergenic</li>
<li>Good handle to keep outside the body to aid retrieval</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/loveinchains/kegel5.jpg" alt="These kegel balls are a lot of fun to play with" /></p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This set of kegel training balls are a lot of fun but you will have to use them often to see any real benefits. If you are serious about toning up your kegel muscles then look at an app controlled trainer that will give you a great workout. That said though, these are a lot of fun to use and an ideal toy for some kinky foreplay before the main event. I like them and the body safe materials used are just what I like to promote.</p>
<p>The only downside to them is that cleaning is a little tricky. However if you are looking for a basic set of kegel balls then I can highly recommend these over the boring run of the mill ones. These have a very kinky character and I love them and have had lots of fun with them.</p>
<p>I was sent the Love In Chains Kegal Balls by Rocks Off and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=8;Features=8;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<a href="https://www.rocks-off.com/sex-toys-girls/love-balls/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/rocksoff.jpg" border="0" alt="Rocks Off produce some amazing sex toys" /></a>
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<p>Grab one of these fun sets of kegel trainer balls from <a href="https://www.rocks-off.com/sex-toys-girls/love-balls/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Rocks Off</a>.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Rocks Off</li><li>Kegel</li><li>Trainer</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Metal</li><li>Balls</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/79e08f32fa8a036f84441baab7b7a7ff_S.jpg" alt="Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegel Balls" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Never before has a ball and chain been so much fun</h2>
<p>I was delighted when Rocks Off asked me to review their Love In Chains Kegel Balls. They sent me a set in exchange for a fair and honest review.</p>
<p>So what are Kegel Balls? Well, they are designed to provide a way for vagina owners to train their kegel muscles. These are the pelvic floor muscles that help provide excellent tone during sex but also reduces the risk of incontinence. Stronger kegel muscles can give you more powerful orgasms and let's face it who wouldn't want that.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>I was ordered to wear them out whilst doing the weekly shop and having no panties on seriously ramped up the fun. I was really worried about losing them, only to hear the clattering of the metal as it hit the floor.</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Most kegel trainers are somewhat basic unless you are using one of the app-controlled vibrating ones like the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/gballs2-app-personal-sex-fitness-coach-review.html">GBalls2</a>, the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/other/imtoy-candy-kegel-exercise-personal-trainer.html">IMToys Candy</a> or the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/sistalk-mister-devil-kegel-trainer-review.html">Mister Devil</a>. These kegel balls have loads of character and some nice features which I will cover in this review.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/loveinchains/kegel1.jpg" alt="These kegel balls arrive in a nice display box" align="right" hspace="10" />So how do they work? All kegel trainers are inserted into the vagina, and the app-controlled ones give you a work out to do. This type of kegel trainer works in conjunction with your own body and gravity to make you squeeze and exercise these muscles.</p>
<p>The Rocks Off Love In Chains Kegal Balls come in a beautiful retail box with a clear front so that you can see the balls inside. I love packaging like this as it allows you to look at what you are buying if you are in a physical store. The back of the box carries lots of useful product information.</p>
<p>The two balls themselves are made out of gleaming stainless steel that looks amazing, and there is also a stainless steel handle that makes retrieval a straightforward process. All three elements are links by a velvety silicone chain that does make this trainer stand out from the crowd.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/loveinchains/kegel2.jpg" alt="These kegel balls are made out of body safe materials" align="left" hspace="10" />Being Silicone and Stainless steel it is body safe, hypo-allergenic and phthalate and latex free all of which is excellent news indeed in a product that you will be sliding into your foof.
The chain has quite a bit of flex and stretch to it making it easy to insert and giving it a comfortable feel while doing so. The beads are inserted into the vagina leaving the handle free and exposed. Use some water-based lube to aid the insertion process, and it will make them much more comfortable too.</p>
<p>When using them only you know that they are inside you, no-one else will know you have them in there. Remember to wear panties though if wearing them outside as dropping them inadvertently on the floor in a shopping aisle in ASDA would be embarrassing, to say the least. I was ordered to wear them out whilst doing the weekly shop and having no panties on seriously ramped up the fun. I was really worried about losing them, only to hear the clattering of the metal as it hit the floor. Needless to say I gave my kegel muscles a very good workout that day holding them in and it was a lot of fun.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/loveinchains/kegel3.jpg" alt="The silicone chain is stretchy and body safe" align="right" hspace="10" />With them deep in your vagina, you will feel them move as you move around and the pressure that they cause is quite arousing. If you feel them slipping down, you can squeeze your muscles to hold them in place, and this is how you can use them to train your kegel muscles. Simplicity is the name of the game with this kegel trainer.</p>
<p>It is a lot of fun to have them inside you and also quite a turn on. I haven't reached orgasm wearing them, and I doubt if anyone would, but they are great for use before sex for some fun as they put you in the mood for a good session of hot sex.</p>
<p>Playing with them with a partner can be a lot of fun as the sight of them inside you and when you slowly pull them out will be enough to get any partner excited and wanting to be the one to put them back in again to repeat the process.</p>
<p>I actually tried leaving them in while having sex, and that felt amazing, the balls gave some added tightness and texture that my stunt cock really enjoyed, and it just felt so naughty and kinky to leave them in there.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/loveinchains/kegel4.jpg" alt="The only downside is they are a bugger to clean" align="left" hspace="10" />Cleaning them after use is a bit tricky as you need to take care to flush the holes in the stainless steel balls through to get rid of any vagoo that has got in there. Wash them with warm and soapy water before using some antibacterial sex toy cleaner on them Make sure that they are completely dry before putting them away ready for next time.</p>
<p>Kegel trainers can make a difference, and through constant regular use you can tone up your pelvic floor muscles, and this will benefit your partner as well as yourself.</p>
<p>This set of balls has an insertable Length of 5.3"/13.5cm and a width of 1.1"/2.7cm making them a lot of fun to use.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Silicone and stainless steel</li>
<li>Two nicely sized balls for insertion</li>
<li>Body safe and hypoallergenic</li>
<li>Good handle to keep outside the body to aid retrieval</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/loveinchains/kegel5.jpg" alt="These kegel balls are a lot of fun to play with" /></p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This set of kegel training balls are a lot of fun but you will have to use them often to see any real benefits. If you are serious about toning up your kegel muscles then look at an app controlled trainer that will give you a great workout. That said though, these are a lot of fun to use and an ideal toy for some kinky foreplay before the main event. I like them and the body safe materials used are just what I like to promote.</p>
<p>The only downside to them is that cleaning is a little tricky. However if you are looking for a basic set of kegel balls then I can highly recommend these over the boring run of the mill ones. These have a very kinky character and I love them and have had lots of fun with them.</p>
<p>I was sent the Love In Chains Kegal Balls by Rocks Off and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=8;Features=8;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
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</p>
<p>Grab one of these fun sets of kegel trainer balls from <a href="https://www.rocks-off.com/sex-toys-girls/love-balls/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Rocks Off</a>.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Rocks Off</li><li>Kegel</li><li>Trainer</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Metal</li><li>Balls</li><ul></div>GBalls2 App Personal Sex Fitness Coach Review2016-09-17T21:10:57+00:002016-09-17T21:10:57+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/gballs2-app-personal-sex-fitness-coach-review.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/b8cc41f2c23fcd5970f74c3c49efafec_S.jpg" alt="GBalls2 App Personal Sex Fitness Coach Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Your Intimate Personal Trainer</h2>
<p>Now who wouldn't want the opportunity to increase their sexual performance whilst taking care of some issues that often are a curse for middle aged women? Whilst checking out all of the amazing new sex toys available at the ETO show this year I came across an amazing stand run by Gvibe.com. I was quite taken with their products and the great way in which they were presented by brand ambassador Marco Tortoni (a very nice man dressed as a Roman Centurion).</p>
<p>They have some amazing products that are really cutting edge and the Gballs² kegel trainer really impressed me. I had fairly recently reviewed the IM Toys Candy Kegel Trainer and whilst I liked it there were several limitations with the App. Would the Gballs² address these issues - I had to find out.</p>
<p>I was delighted when Gvibe agreed to send me one in exchange for an impartial review and so it was on with the testing.</p>
<blockquote>
<p>I absolutely love the Gballs², it really does work and the app is both easy to use and packed full of great features.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Maybe this is the secret of those Thai performers who can shoot a ping pong ball across a room? Could I turn my vagina into a vagina of champions or would it just simply be a waste of time, read on to find out.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h2>Packaging</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballs1.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 come in very nice packaging" align="left" hspace="10" />The Gballs² arrived quickly under plain wrapper and when I opened the box <img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballs2.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 come in very nice packaging" align="right" hspace="10" />I was greeted by a lovely white cardboard tube with a white cord handle carrying a nice picture of the Gballs². The fact that the tube carries a Union Jack (yes I know it should be called the Union Flag) was a bonus for me as I love seeing the flag on anything.</p>
<p>The packaging is really nice and when you open up the tube you get to see the Gballs² held securely in place inside together with the other items included with the trainer. I love it when companies use some creative packaging and this packaging gets a big thumbs up from me.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballs3.jpg" alt="This is what is inside that stunning packaging" /></p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>This is one clever piece of sex-tech but before I tell you all about how to use and get the most benefit from it I think it's best to tell you about some of its features.</p>
<p>The Gballs² has a iOs and an Android App, you will need to ensure that your android OS is 4.3 or higher and that you have Bluetooth 4.0 to enable your Android phone to work. The Gballs² uses Bluetooth 4.0 to connect with your phone but you can also use the Gballs² in a non app mode.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballsloop.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 has a loop that is also its antennae" align="right" hspace="10" />The Gballs² is a very comfortable 8.2cm x 3.1cm which means that it's both easy to insert and comfortable to use. It's made out of ABS and coated in a very soft silicone which means that it's Phthalate free and body safe. This blend of silicone isn't as much of a dust magnet as some that I have come across. With a drop of lube on it you'll find it very easy to position, one quick tip is to make sure that you use a water based lube as silicone lubes may damage the finish of the Gballs².</p>
<p>The Gballs² is relatively light, weighing in at only 54g, it is possible to train with it manually when standing up and with practice you can squeeze your kegel muscles to move it up inside you and then let gravity allow it to slowly slip down as you relax before doing it again.</p>
<p>The looped cord coming out of the end of the Gballs² actually acts as the bluetooth antennae which is great as it means that data is passed to your phone in real time rather than with other kegel trainers that I've tried. You need to remember to keep about 3cm of it clear outside of your body to enable the phone to connect.</p>
<p>There is a small charging socket at the base of the antennae loop and this is where you insert the included USB power cable, check its location on the instructions as it is very hard to see on the Gballs². The only down side to this charging system is that the lead is extremely short. Before using the Gballs² for the first time you should charge it for four hours and a full charge gives you four hours of use from its internal 200mAh battery.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballs4.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 has very simple controls" align="left" hspace="10" />The controls on the Gballs² are very simple, on the top at the loop end there is an LED light to show if the unit is on or off together with a power and reset button. You simply press the power key to switch the Gballs² on and holding the button in for a further 3 seconds will turn it off again. In use the button is used to switch between App and non App mode together with modes of operation in the non App mode. I found the controls really easy to use and once switched on you do most of the changes to the settings through your phones app anyway.</p>
<p>The Gballs² comes with a very nice storage bag and a USB charging cable and a very good set of instructions that are clear and easy to understand.</p>
<p>The Gballs² is also water resistant for obvious reasons and in vibration mode it is really very quiet especially when inserted.</p>
<p>You can see a great <a href="https://vimeo.com/125686548" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Quick Start Guide</a> that is well worth a viewing.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballsscreen.jpg" alt="Here is a sample of screenshot from the App" /></p>
<h2>Use</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballsdiagram.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 app shows you exactly where it needs to be positioned" align="right" hspace="10" />The Gballs² is very easy to use, simply fire up the app, switch the Gballs² on and then hit the connect button in the app. It takes mere seconds to connect and the Gballs² gives you a pulse of vibrations in your hand to let you know it's connected. Apply a small amount of lube and you are ready to position it. I found that the two positions that worked best for me were on my back with my knees raised and standing with one foot on a chair or step.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballscourses.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 has a selection of courses" align="left" hspace="10" />The app suggests comfortable positions to get into when inserting the Gballs² and it also shows you exactly where it needs to be positioned in your vagina and that it great as it means you will get the best benefit from it.</p>
<p>Once comfortably inserted you can select which training option you want to go for and then just follow the onscreen prompts, make sure your devices volume is switched on so that you can hear the instructions for your kegel training session. Follow these instructions before you begin your first training session. If you have your volume off on your phone the Gballs² vibrates inside of you when you need to squeeze and this is a lot of fun.</p>
<p>There are six different courses designed to help with different aspects of a womans life from planning and having a baby to improving your sex life and general fitness.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballsbird.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 uses a flappy bird type screen to train you" align="right" hspace="10" />Most training routines use a flappy bird type screen where the app interprets the squeezing of your pelvic floor muscles into the flapping of the birds wings. The harder you squeeze, the higher it flies. It really is a very simple concept that works extremely well and with some practice you will easily have the bird hovering exactly where it should be.</p>
<p>The pressure sensor used in the Gballs² is incredibly sensitive and it can really respond to your tensing well and the Flappy Bird training sessions are a lot of fun.</p>
<p>The Gballs² can also be used in an app free or stand alone mode. This is a useful option but it is much better to use the app and all of its facilities.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballs5.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 app keeps you focussed" align="left" hspace="10" />As you train, the app records your progress and actively encourages you on your journey awarding you points and badges as you hit targets, this is a great way to keep you focussed and training. <img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballstree.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 app keeps you focussed" align="right" hspace="10" />It ties in well with the flappy bird game element of training. Some of the training courses have more awards than others. It really is a fun way to train your pelvic floor muscles.</p>
<p>A nice feature of the app is the tree, when you first use the Gballs² a seed is planted on a screen in the app and as you train and progress this seed germinates and then grows larger and larger.</p>
<p>One feature of the app that i think could be useful is the menstruation calendar where you can keep track of your monthly cycle.</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>I can really feel the benefits from using this system and I have the statistics to back up that statement. The App stores all of your data and this gives you the challenge to try to improve over past performances. You get great battery life and with the vibrations it generates in use it's also the most fun Ive ever had whilst 'working out'.</p>
<p>The App which is a key feature of this system is very, very easy to install, connect and use and I love the fact that different training modes have been added. As you progress you also get to unlock extra content like different vibration patterns to enjoy.</p>
<p>A system like this can only be really measured on its performance and I am really enamoured with the Gballs², I can feel the difference and you can too.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:</p>
<ul>
<li>Body Safe Materials</li>
<li>USB Charging</li>
<li>Good battery life (4 hours of use from a charge)</li>
<li>Records your progress</li>
<li>Training modes for lots of different real life problems and situations.</li>
<li>Can be used in stand alone mode without the App</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballs6.jpg" alt="I really like the Gballs² Kegel trainer" /></p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>I actually love this little personal trainer and it has been of great use to me. It has even been commented on by my Stunt Cock as he has noticed the improvement, whilst I am not up to shooting a ping pong balls across the room I feel more confident and love the nice comments from my partner.</p>
<p>The App is very easy to use and has sections to help anyone from a teenager to someone much older. It is actually a lot of fun to use and that will keep you keen to continue with your training so that you achieve some tangible results.</p>
<p>I can highly recommend this kegel trainer and honestly can't really find any downsides to it apart from its short charging lead which is hardly a show stopper. Having experienced the quality of this sex toy from Gvibe I am keen to see what the rest of their range of products has to offer. They are a great addition to the UK market place.</p>
<h2>Recommendations</h2>
<p>I would recommend this sex toy to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone looking for a great way to do some kegel exercises.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a quality well thought out trainer.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for an interactive kegel trainer.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who:</p>
<ul>
<li>Doesn't have Bluetooth 4.0 on their phone as you need it to get the most benefit from the system.</li>
</ul>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=8;Features=8;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=8;Price=8{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p>You can get the <a href="http://track.webgains.com/click.html?wgcampaignid=172701&wgprogramid=9403&wgtarget=http://www.bondara.co.uk/gballs-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Gballs²</a> from <a href="http://track.webgains.com/click.html?wgcampaignid=172701&wgprogramid=9403&wgtarget=http://www.bondara.co.uk/gballs-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bondara.co.uk for just £59.99</a>, this superb little kegel trainer is both functional and effective.</p>
<p><em>I was sent this toy in order to review it and this review does contain affiliate links.</em></p>
<p>I would love to hear what you thought of this review. What can I do better, what did you like? Let me know in the comments form below. Thank you for taking the time to read it. Joanne xx</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Kegel</li><li>Trainer</li><li>Gballs2</li><li>Balls</li><li>Gvibe</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/b8cc41f2c23fcd5970f74c3c49efafec_S.jpg" alt="GBalls2 App Personal Sex Fitness Coach Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Your Intimate Personal Trainer</h2>
<p>Now who wouldn't want the opportunity to increase their sexual performance whilst taking care of some issues that often are a curse for middle aged women? Whilst checking out all of the amazing new sex toys available at the ETO show this year I came across an amazing stand run by Gvibe.com. I was quite taken with their products and the great way in which they were presented by brand ambassador Marco Tortoni (a very nice man dressed as a Roman Centurion).</p>
<p>They have some amazing products that are really cutting edge and the Gballs² kegel trainer really impressed me. I had fairly recently reviewed the IM Toys Candy Kegel Trainer and whilst I liked it there were several limitations with the App. Would the Gballs² address these issues - I had to find out.</p>
<p>I was delighted when Gvibe agreed to send me one in exchange for an impartial review and so it was on with the testing.</p>
<blockquote>
<p>I absolutely love the Gballs², it really does work and the app is both easy to use and packed full of great features.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>Maybe this is the secret of those Thai performers who can shoot a ping pong ball across a room? Could I turn my vagina into a vagina of champions or would it just simply be a waste of time, read on to find out.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h2>Packaging</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballs1.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 come in very nice packaging" align="left" hspace="10" />The Gballs² arrived quickly under plain wrapper and when I opened the box <img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballs2.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 come in very nice packaging" align="right" hspace="10" />I was greeted by a lovely white cardboard tube with a white cord handle carrying a nice picture of the Gballs². The fact that the tube carries a Union Jack (yes I know it should be called the Union Flag) was a bonus for me as I love seeing the flag on anything.</p>
<p>The packaging is really nice and when you open up the tube you get to see the Gballs² held securely in place inside together with the other items included with the trainer. I love it when companies use some creative packaging and this packaging gets a big thumbs up from me.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballs3.jpg" alt="This is what is inside that stunning packaging" /></p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>This is one clever piece of sex-tech but before I tell you all about how to use and get the most benefit from it I think it's best to tell you about some of its features.</p>
<p>The Gballs² has a iOs and an Android App, you will need to ensure that your android OS is 4.3 or higher and that you have Bluetooth 4.0 to enable your Android phone to work. The Gballs² uses Bluetooth 4.0 to connect with your phone but you can also use the Gballs² in a non app mode.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballsloop.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 has a loop that is also its antennae" align="right" hspace="10" />The Gballs² is a very comfortable 8.2cm x 3.1cm which means that it's both easy to insert and comfortable to use. It's made out of ABS and coated in a very soft silicone which means that it's Phthalate free and body safe. This blend of silicone isn't as much of a dust magnet as some that I have come across. With a drop of lube on it you'll find it very easy to position, one quick tip is to make sure that you use a water based lube as silicone lubes may damage the finish of the Gballs².</p>
<p>The Gballs² is relatively light, weighing in at only 54g, it is possible to train with it manually when standing up and with practice you can squeeze your kegel muscles to move it up inside you and then let gravity allow it to slowly slip down as you relax before doing it again.</p>
<p>The looped cord coming out of the end of the Gballs² actually acts as the bluetooth antennae which is great as it means that data is passed to your phone in real time rather than with other kegel trainers that I've tried. You need to remember to keep about 3cm of it clear outside of your body to enable the phone to connect.</p>
<p>There is a small charging socket at the base of the antennae loop and this is where you insert the included USB power cable, check its location on the instructions as it is very hard to see on the Gballs². The only down side to this charging system is that the lead is extremely short. Before using the Gballs² for the first time you should charge it for four hours and a full charge gives you four hours of use from its internal 200mAh battery.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballs4.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 has very simple controls" align="left" hspace="10" />The controls on the Gballs² are very simple, on the top at the loop end there is an LED light to show if the unit is on or off together with a power and reset button. You simply press the power key to switch the Gballs² on and holding the button in for a further 3 seconds will turn it off again. In use the button is used to switch between App and non App mode together with modes of operation in the non App mode. I found the controls really easy to use and once switched on you do most of the changes to the settings through your phones app anyway.</p>
<p>The Gballs² comes with a very nice storage bag and a USB charging cable and a very good set of instructions that are clear and easy to understand.</p>
<p>The Gballs² is also water resistant for obvious reasons and in vibration mode it is really very quiet especially when inserted.</p>
<p>You can see a great <a href="https://vimeo.com/125686548" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Quick Start Guide</a> that is well worth a viewing.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballsscreen.jpg" alt="Here is a sample of screenshot from the App" /></p>
<h2>Use</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballsdiagram.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 app shows you exactly where it needs to be positioned" align="right" hspace="10" />The Gballs² is very easy to use, simply fire up the app, switch the Gballs² on and then hit the connect button in the app. It takes mere seconds to connect and the Gballs² gives you a pulse of vibrations in your hand to let you know it's connected. Apply a small amount of lube and you are ready to position it. I found that the two positions that worked best for me were on my back with my knees raised and standing with one foot on a chair or step.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballscourses.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 has a selection of courses" align="left" hspace="10" />The app suggests comfortable positions to get into when inserting the Gballs² and it also shows you exactly where it needs to be positioned in your vagina and that it great as it means you will get the best benefit from it.</p>
<p>Once comfortably inserted you can select which training option you want to go for and then just follow the onscreen prompts, make sure your devices volume is switched on so that you can hear the instructions for your kegel training session. Follow these instructions before you begin your first training session. If you have your volume off on your phone the Gballs² vibrates inside of you when you need to squeeze and this is a lot of fun.</p>
<p>There are six different courses designed to help with different aspects of a womans life from planning and having a baby to improving your sex life and general fitness.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballsbird.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 uses a flappy bird type screen to train you" align="right" hspace="10" />Most training routines use a flappy bird type screen where the app interprets the squeezing of your pelvic floor muscles into the flapping of the birds wings. The harder you squeeze, the higher it flies. It really is a very simple concept that works extremely well and with some practice you will easily have the bird hovering exactly where it should be.</p>
<p>The pressure sensor used in the Gballs² is incredibly sensitive and it can really respond to your tensing well and the Flappy Bird training sessions are a lot of fun.</p>
<p>The Gballs² can also be used in an app free or stand alone mode. This is a useful option but it is much better to use the app and all of its facilities.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballs5.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 app keeps you focussed" align="left" hspace="10" />As you train, the app records your progress and actively encourages you on your journey awarding you points and badges as you hit targets, this is a great way to keep you focussed and training. <img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballstree.jpg" alt="The GBalls2 app keeps you focussed" align="right" hspace="10" />It ties in well with the flappy bird game element of training. Some of the training courses have more awards than others. It really is a fun way to train your pelvic floor muscles.</p>
<p>A nice feature of the app is the tree, when you first use the Gballs² a seed is planted on a screen in the app and as you train and progress this seed germinates and then grows larger and larger.</p>
<p>One feature of the app that i think could be useful is the menstruation calendar where you can keep track of your monthly cycle.</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>I can really feel the benefits from using this system and I have the statistics to back up that statement. The App stores all of your data and this gives you the challenge to try to improve over past performances. You get great battery life and with the vibrations it generates in use it's also the most fun Ive ever had whilst 'working out'.</p>
<p>The App which is a key feature of this system is very, very easy to install, connect and use and I love the fact that different training modes have been added. As you progress you also get to unlock extra content like different vibration patterns to enjoy.</p>
<p>A system like this can only be really measured on its performance and I am really enamoured with the Gballs², I can feel the difference and you can too.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:</p>
<ul>
<li>Body Safe Materials</li>
<li>USB Charging</li>
<li>Good battery life (4 hours of use from a charge)</li>
<li>Records your progress</li>
<li>Training modes for lots of different real life problems and situations.</li>
<li>Can be used in stand alone mode without the App</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/balls/gballs2/gballs6.jpg" alt="I really like the Gballs² Kegel trainer" /></p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>I actually love this little personal trainer and it has been of great use to me. It has even been commented on by my Stunt Cock as he has noticed the improvement, whilst I am not up to shooting a ping pong balls across the room I feel more confident and love the nice comments from my partner.</p>
<p>The App is very easy to use and has sections to help anyone from a teenager to someone much older. It is actually a lot of fun to use and that will keep you keen to continue with your training so that you achieve some tangible results.</p>
<p>I can highly recommend this kegel trainer and honestly can't really find any downsides to it apart from its short charging lead which is hardly a show stopper. Having experienced the quality of this sex toy from Gvibe I am keen to see what the rest of their range of products has to offer. They are a great addition to the UK market place.</p>
<h2>Recommendations</h2>
<p>I would recommend this sex toy to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone looking for a great way to do some kegel exercises.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a quality well thought out trainer.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for an interactive kegel trainer.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who:</p>
<ul>
<li>Doesn't have Bluetooth 4.0 on their phone as you need it to get the most benefit from the system.</li>
</ul>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=8;Features=8;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=8;Price=8{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p>You can get the <a href="http://track.webgains.com/click.html?wgcampaignid=172701&wgprogramid=9403&wgtarget=http://www.bondara.co.uk/gballs-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Gballs²</a> from <a href="http://track.webgains.com/click.html?wgcampaignid=172701&wgprogramid=9403&wgtarget=http://www.bondara.co.uk/gballs-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bondara.co.uk for just £59.99</a>, this superb little kegel trainer is both functional and effective.</p>
<p><em>I was sent this toy in order to review it and this review does contain affiliate links.</em></p>
<p>I would love to hear what you thought of this review. What can I do better, what did you like? Let me know in the comments form below. Thank you for taking the time to read it. Joanne xx</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Kegel</li><li>Trainer</li><li>Gballs2</li><li>Balls</li><li>Gvibe</li><ul></div>Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock2015-04-20T15:16:52+00:002015-04-20T15:16:52+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/787ae9ec9023a82f5aa7e4c1a64f73cb_S.jpg" alt="The Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock from SexToys.co.uk" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock - Flesh Coloured</h2>
<p>I was sent this 8 Inch Dildo by
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">SexToys.co.uk</a> in exchange for an honest and frank review of it. At the time of writing this review it costs just
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">£38.95</a> which is about par with the price on most sites that I checked.</p>
<p>This is another dildo that I have used with my
<a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/f-machine-pro-fucking-machine.html">F-Machine Pro</a> and it's now a firm (snigger) favourite attachment for that machine.</p>
<blockquote>
<P />This Dildo has both the length, texture and looks to really get my juices flowing. It's modelled from a real cock and the detail is superb, I particularly like the well definded head that feels great as it 'pops' past your vaginal opening. The balls give something for you to hold onto and squeeze, they feel amazing banging against you if you use it on a Fucking Machine.</p>
</blockquote>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h2>Delivery</h2>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/sextoysbox1.jpg" alt="The vibrator arrived under plain packaging" align="left" hspace="5" />The dildos arrival was a nice surprise, Sex Toys UK sent me it together with four other sex items to review.
<a href="http://blog.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/1-my-sex-toy-musings/surprise-package-from-sextoys-co-uk.html">SEE THIS POST</a>. They arrived in a plain white cardboard box that carried no indication whatsoever as to its contents. You can always trust deliveries from Sex Toys UK to arrive like this as it is a very discreet service.</p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inch1.jpg" alt="Doc Johnson - 8 Inch Realistic Cock Vac-u-lock Dildo" align="right" width="250" hspace="5" /></a>This dildo is made out of a PVC derivative called Sil-A-Gel which is claimed to be Anti-Bacterial and Phthalate free, I have never had any issues with this material and it features in a lot of my sex toys, if you are not sure about it you could always use a condom with it.</p>
<p>The toy has a nice feel to it and it's a great size. You can squeeze it and there is a bit of give and you can bend it easily. It features a hole in its flat base for a Vac-u-lock attachment so you can use it with a strap-on harness or as I do - fit it to a sex machine.</p>
<p>The detail on it is stunning and you can tell that it has been made from a mould taken of a very nice cock indeed.
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchhead.jpg" alt="The head of this dildo feels amazing in use" align="left" hspace="5" />The cock is a circumcised one which is common of most dildos and the head of the cock features a well defined ridge that you can really feel as you slide it in. I enjoyed the feeling of just moving it back and forth with that ridge exciting the opening to my pussy.</p>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchhand.jpg" alt="This dildo feels and looks great" align="right" hspace="5" />This dildo measures in at 8"(20.5cm) long and it has a girth of 1.9"(5cm) making it a great toy for most women and of course for anyone adventurous enough to try it for anal play. I would recommend a water based or silicone hybrid type of lube with these toys as they work very well with this material.</p>
<p>Fitting this dildo to a Fucking Machine or strap on will cause it to droop a little under its own weight but that isn't a problem especially if you campare to droop to that of the
<a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-jeff-stryker-realistic.html">Jeff Stryker</a>.</p>
<p>As I always do I washed this toy before use, make sure you always wash new toys and definitely ensure that you wash off all the soap as it can be an irritant to your lady bits.</p>
<h2>Use By Hand</h2>
<p>This is a nice sized dildo and easy to use, it fills you up nicely but isn't too heavy so as to be a problem then used by hand. I found it easiest to grab it by the balls (any guys reading this who are cringing after reading that - sorry) as that allowed me to take all of its length at the same time as being able to move it in and out easilly.</p>
<h2>Fucking Machine Friendliness</h2>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchmount.jpg" alt="This toy comes into its own on a Fucking Machine" align="left" hspace="5" />This toy is ideal for use on the
<a href="http://www.fmachinefun.co.uk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">F-Machine Pro</a>.</p>
<p>I noticed no reduction in its maximum speed which means for very high speed action with this sex toy.</p>
<p>The vac-u-lock system held it in place no trouble at all. It still amazes me as to how effective a mounting system it is.</p>
<p>Top Tip, use a little talcum powder, corn starch or the Vac-u-lock own brand powder in the hole for the adaptor to make it easier to remove the dildo later.</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>This is a great dildo for use with a machine and I use a little water based lube before inserting it and start off slowly. I love the feeling of its texture and the balls are an added bonus as they slap against you as the machine does its job.</p>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchmount2.jpg" alt="Great texture and feel means that this dildo feels great in use" align="right" hspace="5" />Its texture, especialy the head allows for a lot of vaginal wall stimulation, that may not be everyones cup of tea but it works for me. I found that my lips clung to it nicely so that my clit got a lot of stimulation as it move in and out of me. It is great for long slow masturbation sessions as well as hard and fast rides.</p>
<p>As I have already mentioned I would rcommend a little lube at first unless you are really ready for it, in which case just go for it. This is a nice toy that will fill you up and the texture allows some great stimulation as you move it.</p>
<p>I use this toy on and off the machine, it's a great all rounder and I would highly recommend it to anyone wanting a nicely filling fun sex toy.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>8 full inches</li>
<li>Nicely detailed</li>
<li>Use with any Vac-U-Loc Set or Accessory</li>
<li>Made in America</li>
<li>It's got balls</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This Dildo has both the length, texture and looks to really get my juices flowing. It's modelled from a real cock and the detail is superb, I particularly like the well definded head that feels great as it 'pops' past your vaginal opening. The balls give something for you to hold onto and squeeze, they feel amazing banging against you if you use it on a Fucking Machine.</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
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<h3>
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">SexToys.co.uk</a>
</h3>
<p>I bought my first ever vibrator from these guys and I have always gone back to them time and time again as they provide great service and some amazing special offers. They also have a huge range of sex toys.</p>
<p>Check out their great range of
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/women/rabbit-vibrators/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Rabbit Vibrators</a>,
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/dildos/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Dildos</a> and
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/men/masturbators/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Male Masturbators</a>.</p>
<p>I have watched their fetish lines of products grow and grow over the years and you should definitely check out their
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/fetish/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fetish & Bondage Kits</a>. The other thing that I am experimenting with at the moment is
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/fetish/electro-sex-toys/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Electo Sex</a> and they have some great products in that category.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".</p>
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</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Fmachine</li><li>Dildo</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>Doc Johnson</li><li>Review</li><li>Attachment</li><li>Sex Toy</li><li>PVC</li><li>SexToys</li><li>Balls</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/787ae9ec9023a82f5aa7e4c1a64f73cb_S.jpg" alt="The Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock from SexToys.co.uk" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock - Flesh Coloured</h2>
<p>I was sent this 8 Inch Dildo by
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">SexToys.co.uk</a> in exchange for an honest and frank review of it. At the time of writing this review it costs just
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">£38.95</a> which is about par with the price on most sites that I checked.</p>
<p>This is another dildo that I have used with my
<a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/f-machine-pro-fucking-machine.html">F-Machine Pro</a> and it's now a firm (snigger) favourite attachment for that machine.</p>
<blockquote>
<P />This Dildo has both the length, texture and looks to really get my juices flowing. It's modelled from a real cock and the detail is superb, I particularly like the well definded head that feels great as it 'pops' past your vaginal opening. The balls give something for you to hold onto and squeeze, they feel amazing banging against you if you use it on a Fucking Machine.</p>
</blockquote>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h2>Delivery</h2>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/sextoysbox1.jpg" alt="The vibrator arrived under plain packaging" align="left" hspace="5" />The dildos arrival was a nice surprise, Sex Toys UK sent me it together with four other sex items to review.
<a href="http://blog.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/1-my-sex-toy-musings/surprise-package-from-sextoys-co-uk.html">SEE THIS POST</a>. They arrived in a plain white cardboard box that carried no indication whatsoever as to its contents. You can always trust deliveries from Sex Toys UK to arrive like this as it is a very discreet service.</p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inch1.jpg" alt="Doc Johnson - 8 Inch Realistic Cock Vac-u-lock Dildo" align="right" width="250" hspace="5" /></a>This dildo is made out of a PVC derivative called Sil-A-Gel which is claimed to be Anti-Bacterial and Phthalate free, I have never had any issues with this material and it features in a lot of my sex toys, if you are not sure about it you could always use a condom with it.</p>
<p>The toy has a nice feel to it and it's a great size. You can squeeze it and there is a bit of give and you can bend it easily. It features a hole in its flat base for a Vac-u-lock attachment so you can use it with a strap-on harness or as I do - fit it to a sex machine.</p>
<p>The detail on it is stunning and you can tell that it has been made from a mould taken of a very nice cock indeed.
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchhead.jpg" alt="The head of this dildo feels amazing in use" align="left" hspace="5" />The cock is a circumcised one which is common of most dildos and the head of the cock features a well defined ridge that you can really feel as you slide it in. I enjoyed the feeling of just moving it back and forth with that ridge exciting the opening to my pussy.</p>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchhand.jpg" alt="This dildo feels and looks great" align="right" hspace="5" />This dildo measures in at 8"(20.5cm) long and it has a girth of 1.9"(5cm) making it a great toy for most women and of course for anyone adventurous enough to try it for anal play. I would recommend a water based or silicone hybrid type of lube with these toys as they work very well with this material.</p>
<p>Fitting this dildo to a Fucking Machine or strap on will cause it to droop a little under its own weight but that isn't a problem especially if you campare to droop to that of the
<a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-jeff-stryker-realistic.html">Jeff Stryker</a>.</p>
<p>As I always do I washed this toy before use, make sure you always wash new toys and definitely ensure that you wash off all the soap as it can be an irritant to your lady bits.</p>
<h2>Use By Hand</h2>
<p>This is a nice sized dildo and easy to use, it fills you up nicely but isn't too heavy so as to be a problem then used by hand. I found it easiest to grab it by the balls (any guys reading this who are cringing after reading that - sorry) as that allowed me to take all of its length at the same time as being able to move it in and out easilly.</p>
<h2>Fucking Machine Friendliness</h2>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchmount.jpg" alt="This toy comes into its own on a Fucking Machine" align="left" hspace="5" />This toy is ideal for use on the
<a href="http://www.fmachinefun.co.uk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">F-Machine Pro</a>.</p>
<p>I noticed no reduction in its maximum speed which means for very high speed action with this sex toy.</p>
<p>The vac-u-lock system held it in place no trouble at all. It still amazes me as to how effective a mounting system it is.</p>
<p>Top Tip, use a little talcum powder, corn starch or the Vac-u-lock own brand powder in the hole for the adaptor to make it easier to remove the dildo later.</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>This is a great dildo for use with a machine and I use a little water based lube before inserting it and start off slowly. I love the feeling of its texture and the balls are an added bonus as they slap against you as the machine does its job.</p>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchmount2.jpg" alt="Great texture and feel means that this dildo feels great in use" align="right" hspace="5" />Its texture, especialy the head allows for a lot of vaginal wall stimulation, that may not be everyones cup of tea but it works for me. I found that my lips clung to it nicely so that my clit got a lot of stimulation as it move in and out of me. It is great for long slow masturbation sessions as well as hard and fast rides.</p>
<p>As I have already mentioned I would rcommend a little lube at first unless you are really ready for it, in which case just go for it. This is a nice toy that will fill you up and the texture allows some great stimulation as you move it.</p>
<p>I use this toy on and off the machine, it's a great all rounder and I would highly recommend it to anyone wanting a nicely filling fun sex toy.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>8 full inches</li>
<li>Nicely detailed</li>
<li>Use with any Vac-U-Loc Set or Accessory</li>
<li>Made in America</li>
<li>It's got balls</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This Dildo has both the length, texture and looks to really get my juices flowing. It's modelled from a real cock and the detail is superb, I particularly like the well definded head that feels great as it 'pops' past your vaginal opening. The balls give something for you to hold onto and squeeze, they feel amazing banging against you if you use it on a Fucking Machine.</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
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<h3>
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">SexToys.co.uk</a>
</h3>
<p>I bought my first ever vibrator from these guys and I have always gone back to them time and time again as they provide great service and some amazing special offers. They also have a huge range of sex toys.</p>
<p>Check out their great range of
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/women/rabbit-vibrators/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Rabbit Vibrators</a>,
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/dildos/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Dildos</a> and
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/men/masturbators/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Male Masturbators</a>.</p>
<p>I have watched their fetish lines of products grow and grow over the years and you should definitely check out their
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/fetish/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fetish & Bondage Kits</a>. The other thing that I am experimenting with at the moment is
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/fetish/electro-sex-toys/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Electo Sex</a> and they have some great products in that category.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".</p>
<p align="center">
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