Displaying items by tag: PVChttps://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/tag/attachment.html2024-03-29T12:42:53+00:00Mr Hankeys Alien Dildo Review2018-08-30T07:17:54+00:002018-08-30T07:17:54+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/mr-hankeys-alien-dildo-review-from-sexmachines-co-uk.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/0243cbf1978673fe443d7558de6ab4f0_S.jpg" alt="Mr Hankeys Alien Dildo Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Time for some alien impregnation fun and games</h2>
<p>Picture my delight when I was asked by Sexmachines.co.uk to review a Mr Hankey's dildo for them. I adore Mr Hankey's dildos and have reviewed four of them so far, and this one will be the fifth.</p>
<p>Sexmachines.co.uk has a fantastic range of dildos, and they recently added the Mr Hankey range of dildos to their repertoire, but unfortuntaly they are no longer stocking them but you can buy them in the UK from <a href="http://tinyurl.com/y2tzs6lh" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">CloneZoneDirect.co.uk</a>.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"I must admit though that when I finished the dildo was in a right state. All that texture certainly picks up lots of vag-goo and so when you clean it you need to pay lots of attention to the textures on it to clean them properly."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Mr Hankey is renowned for his incredible dildo designs that all feature fantastic detail as well as being larger than your average dildos. Indeed his dildo range is a size queens dream come true.</p>
<p>I couldn't wait to put the Alien Dildo to the test. So with all sorts of alien impregnation fantasies spinning in my head, I had so much fun getting to know it so read on to find out if this Alien will be a box office smash hit or nothing more than a cult B movie prop.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<p>As always this dildo was delivered swiftly and it was well packaged, arriving in first class condition. The packaging had no indication of the dangerous xenomorph held inside so neither my neighbour or my postie know that I am probably harbouring alien spawn inside me now.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/1755/0/mr-hankey-s-alien-breeder-small-dildo-8-50-inches" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Dildo</a> comes shrink-wrapped, so you know that no-one has tampered with it on its journey from the manufacturer to you.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/alien/alien-dildo-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the packaging of the Alien Dildo" /><br />The dildo arrives well packaged with the dildo being shrink wrapped</p>
<p>I couldn't wait and ended up ripping the plastic film off the Alien dildo so that I could admire its 'beauty'. Yes, I know that this is one of those dildos that won't be for everyone but for any film geeks like myself, it is a rare treat.</p>
<p>The detail on it is stunning, and it bears more than just a fleeting resemblance to the Alien in the famous films, designed by <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._R._Giger" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">H.R. Giger</a> from his ever so kinky mind. He would be proud of this design and its intended use.</p>
<p>The detail is jaw-dropping, and the dildo has two very distinct sides to it. One side features the Aliens carapace, and it is totally smooth while the other side starts with the head and mouth with fantastic detail going down the side of the shaft of the dildo.</p>
<p>You can see ribs, tubes, chitinous flesh and lots of delicious texture. As a self-confessed texture queen, I just couldn't wait to get this fantastic creation between my legs.</p>
<p>First though, I had to take these pics which left me in a high state of arousal. Before I discuss what it is like to use it let me tell you a little bit more about the design of this creation.</p>
<h2>Materials</h2>
<p>It's made out of a very soft blend of 100% body safe platinum cure silicone this makes it non-porous and hypo-allergenic. There is lots of squish with this dildo when you squeeze it and with the high level of texture on it that it a great thing otherwise it may have been uncomfortable to use. The blend of silicone used is a bit of a dust and lint magnet but that is common to a lot of silicone dildos and it's nothing that a quick rinse under the tap before use won't take care of.</p>
<p>The base features a broader section that means it could be used for anal pleasure but in my opinion, it isn't quite wide enough for me to give it a strong recommendation to anal pleasure with it. Unless you fit it to a fucking machine of course.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/alien/alien-dildo-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the smooth back of the dildo" /><br />The dildo has one side that is smooth and the other side has some amazing texture</p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>This dildo features a Vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base that will allow you to fit it to any fucking machine equipped with a Vac-u-lock attachment or even a strap-on for some kinky fun.</p>
<p>When it finally came to experiencing it for the first time, I certainly didn't need any lube. On the subject of lubes though, as this is a silicone sex toy, you should use a good quality water-based lube such as <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-sliquid-naturals-h20-water-based-lube.html">Sliquid H2O</a> or <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/secret-play-natural-vegan-organic-aloe-vera-personal-lube-review.html">Secret Play Natural</a>. If you want to use a hybrid lube and they can be useful for high-speed machine fucking, then I would suggest testing some out on a small area of the base to check for any reaction.</p>
<h2>Fantasy Play</h2>
<p>The Alien Dildo from Mr Hankey's toys is fantastic for fantasy play, thoughts of being abducted, restrained and pleasured relentlessly by aliens were coursing through my head as I used it for the first time. </p>
<p>I just love the product description from the website:</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"From the depths of space to the depths of your body, the Alien Breeder toy will totally take you over, inch by uniquely textured inch. It’ll fill you with a pleasure so out-of-this-world you’ll be screaming, writhing and surrendering the planet earth to extra-terrestrial conquest in no time!</p><small>CloneZoneDirect.co.uk</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Maybe I would be impregnated by this Alien, or perhaps he was just enjoying the pleasures of my pussy. <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/tag/fantasy.html">Fantasy dildos</a> are fantastic as you can really let your imagination run wild. That is one of the reasons my fantasy dildos are some of my favourites.</p>
<p>I mean dick shaped dildos are nice, but they can be pretty repetitive, now a fantasy dildo, they crank up the kink levels and help to keep things fresh and exciting.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/alien/alien-dildo-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the textured front of the dildo" /><br />The dildo has some amazing textures on the front with incredible detailing</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>I was in a very kinky mood the first time I used the <a href="https://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/1755/0/mr-hankey-s-alien-breeder-small-dildo-8-50-inches" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Dildo</a> and set up a mirror so that I could watch myself as I used this Xenos Dildo.</p>
<p>Inserting the tip was easy as it has a nicely tapered design and the deeper that it goes, the more of a challenge that it becomes.</p>
<p><span class="block-right">Circumference near head (rim): 4.75"/12cm<br />
Circumference at centre bulge: 6.87"/17.5cm<br />
Circumference near base: 5.37"/13.6cm<br />
Overall length: 8.50"/21.6cm<br />
Insertable length: 7.50"/19cm</span>It really gets wide around the middle of the dildo, and it feels incredible as it stretches you open, all of the textures make for some exquisite sensations. I orientated the dildo so that the textures were uppermost so that my G-spot could benefit from them the most and that was an excellent choice.</p>
<p>Once I had it all inside me I started thrusting and soon built up to a very satisfying orgasm, and due to the mirror, I could enjoy the sight of my Foof contracting around the dildo as the orgasm ripped through me.</p>
<p>After a short breather, it was onto the fucking machine test, and this is where it really rocked my world. The sensations feel incredible as you speed things up to the incredible speeds that these machines can deliver.</p>
<p>Trust me, having an <a href="https://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/1755/0/mr-hankey-s-alien-breeder-small-dildo-8-50-inches" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Dildo</a> driving into you at four thrusts a second soon has your toes curling and you clutching the sheets as you come hard, and the machine doesn't stop, and so I love the multiple orgasms that I can achieve this way.</p>
<p>For me, this dildo is an instant classic, its fantasy design coupled with its incredible textures really flick my switch, and it is a dildo that I can easily orgasm with, and that makes it a winner in my books.</p>
<p>I must admit though that when I finished the dildo was in a right state. All that texture certainly picks up lots of vag-goo and so when you clean it you need to pay lots of attention to the textures on it to clean them properly.</p>
<p>Cleaning other than scrubbing the detail is easy, just wash in warm soapy water before giving it a wash with an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner.</p>
<p>This <a href="https://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/1755/0/mr-hankey-s-alien-breeder-small-dildo-8-50-inches" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Dildo</a> is available in three sizes which are fantastic for size queens out there, this one is the small so you can see that the large is definitely going to take your breath away in the nicest possible way.</p>
<p>The largest one is a staggering 15"/38.1cm long and a 12.50"/31.75cm circumference around the bulge in the middle. I salute anyone who can take that behemoth anally but alas even this one is too much for my back doors I'm afraid.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/alien/alien-dildo-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the dildo next to a pop can for scale" /><br />This is the small and measures in at 8.5"/21.6cm the soft drinks can gives it some scale</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>100% Body-safe Silicone</li>
<li>Amazing detailng and textures</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock hole in the base</li>
<li>Three sizes available</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Mr Hankey has done it again with a fantastic fantasy dildo design and the range stocked by Sexmachines.co.uk is fantastic.</p>
<p>I love this quirky design inspired by one of my all time favourite movie series. I love the textures and the fantasy element, it allows me to live out some kinky fantasies.</p>
<p>It doesn't just look good, its performance matches its looks and having a Vac-u-lock hole in the base really plays to my love of fucking machine fun.</p>
<p>While its looks might put some people off for film geeks, it will be a winner. Why settle for a dildo that confirms to the norm, set your sights on something that is really out of this world.</p>
<p>I love the Alien Dildo and give it a solid recommendation. Go on, give your foof or ass a rare treat.</p>
<p>I was sent the <a href="https://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/1755/0/mr-hankey-s-alien-breeder-small-dildo-8-50-inches" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Dildo</a> to review by sexmachines.co.uk and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center"><a href="https://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/1755/0/mr-hankey-s-alien-breeder-small-dildo-8-50-inches" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://creative.paidonresults.net/41054/1755/0/6" alt="Grab an alien dildo from CloneZoneDirect.co.uk" align="right" /></a></p>
<p>You can grab one of these fantastic <a href="https://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/1755/0/mr-hankey-s-alien-breeder-small-dildo-8-50-inches" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Dildos from CloneZoneDirect.co.uk with prices starting from £117.19</a> and that is good value as this is one heck of a large chunk of body safe silicone.</p>
<p>The rest of the Mr Hankey's dildos are well worth checking out too, they are fantastic and I am lucky to have reviewed five of them now. They really are show stoppers and feel incredible.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Dildo</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>SizeQueen</li><li>Attachment</li><li>CloneZoneDirect</li><li>Mr Hankey</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/0243cbf1978673fe443d7558de6ab4f0_S.jpg" alt="Mr Hankeys Alien Dildo Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Time for some alien impregnation fun and games</h2>
<p>Picture my delight when I was asked by Sexmachines.co.uk to review a Mr Hankey's dildo for them. I adore Mr Hankey's dildos and have reviewed four of them so far, and this one will be the fifth.</p>
<p>Sexmachines.co.uk has a fantastic range of dildos, and they recently added the Mr Hankey range of dildos to their repertoire, but unfortuntaly they are no longer stocking them but you can buy them in the UK from <a href="http://tinyurl.com/y2tzs6lh" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">CloneZoneDirect.co.uk</a>.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"I must admit though that when I finished the dildo was in a right state. All that texture certainly picks up lots of vag-goo and so when you clean it you need to pay lots of attention to the textures on it to clean them properly."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Mr Hankey is renowned for his incredible dildo designs that all feature fantastic detail as well as being larger than your average dildos. Indeed his dildo range is a size queens dream come true.</p>
<p>I couldn't wait to put the Alien Dildo to the test. So with all sorts of alien impregnation fantasies spinning in my head, I had so much fun getting to know it so read on to find out if this Alien will be a box office smash hit or nothing more than a cult B movie prop.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<p>As always this dildo was delivered swiftly and it was well packaged, arriving in first class condition. The packaging had no indication of the dangerous xenomorph held inside so neither my neighbour or my postie know that I am probably harbouring alien spawn inside me now.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/1755/0/mr-hankey-s-alien-breeder-small-dildo-8-50-inches" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Dildo</a> comes shrink-wrapped, so you know that no-one has tampered with it on its journey from the manufacturer to you.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/alien/alien-dildo-1.jpg" alt="Image showing the packaging of the Alien Dildo" /><br />The dildo arrives well packaged with the dildo being shrink wrapped</p>
<p>I couldn't wait and ended up ripping the plastic film off the Alien dildo so that I could admire its 'beauty'. Yes, I know that this is one of those dildos that won't be for everyone but for any film geeks like myself, it is a rare treat.</p>
<p>The detail on it is stunning, and it bears more than just a fleeting resemblance to the Alien in the famous films, designed by <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._R._Giger" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">H.R. Giger</a> from his ever so kinky mind. He would be proud of this design and its intended use.</p>
<p>The detail is jaw-dropping, and the dildo has two very distinct sides to it. One side features the Aliens carapace, and it is totally smooth while the other side starts with the head and mouth with fantastic detail going down the side of the shaft of the dildo.</p>
<p>You can see ribs, tubes, chitinous flesh and lots of delicious texture. As a self-confessed texture queen, I just couldn't wait to get this fantastic creation between my legs.</p>
<p>First though, I had to take these pics which left me in a high state of arousal. Before I discuss what it is like to use it let me tell you a little bit more about the design of this creation.</p>
<h2>Materials</h2>
<p>It's made out of a very soft blend of 100% body safe platinum cure silicone this makes it non-porous and hypo-allergenic. There is lots of squish with this dildo when you squeeze it and with the high level of texture on it that it a great thing otherwise it may have been uncomfortable to use. The blend of silicone used is a bit of a dust and lint magnet but that is common to a lot of silicone dildos and it's nothing that a quick rinse under the tap before use won't take care of.</p>
<p>The base features a broader section that means it could be used for anal pleasure but in my opinion, it isn't quite wide enough for me to give it a strong recommendation to anal pleasure with it. Unless you fit it to a fucking machine of course.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/alien/alien-dildo-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the smooth back of the dildo" /><br />The dildo has one side that is smooth and the other side has some amazing texture</p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>This dildo features a Vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base that will allow you to fit it to any fucking machine equipped with a Vac-u-lock attachment or even a strap-on for some kinky fun.</p>
<p>When it finally came to experiencing it for the first time, I certainly didn't need any lube. On the subject of lubes though, as this is a silicone sex toy, you should use a good quality water-based lube such as <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-sliquid-naturals-h20-water-based-lube.html">Sliquid H2O</a> or <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/secret-play-natural-vegan-organic-aloe-vera-personal-lube-review.html">Secret Play Natural</a>. If you want to use a hybrid lube and they can be useful for high-speed machine fucking, then I would suggest testing some out on a small area of the base to check for any reaction.</p>
<h2>Fantasy Play</h2>
<p>The Alien Dildo from Mr Hankey's toys is fantastic for fantasy play, thoughts of being abducted, restrained and pleasured relentlessly by aliens were coursing through my head as I used it for the first time. </p>
<p>I just love the product description from the website:</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"From the depths of space to the depths of your body, the Alien Breeder toy will totally take you over, inch by uniquely textured inch. It’ll fill you with a pleasure so out-of-this-world you’ll be screaming, writhing and surrendering the planet earth to extra-terrestrial conquest in no time!</p><small>CloneZoneDirect.co.uk</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Maybe I would be impregnated by this Alien, or perhaps he was just enjoying the pleasures of my pussy. <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/tag/fantasy.html">Fantasy dildos</a> are fantastic as you can really let your imagination run wild. That is one of the reasons my fantasy dildos are some of my favourites.</p>
<p>I mean dick shaped dildos are nice, but they can be pretty repetitive, now a fantasy dildo, they crank up the kink levels and help to keep things fresh and exciting.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/alien/alien-dildo-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the textured front of the dildo" /><br />The dildo has some amazing textures on the front with incredible detailing</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>I was in a very kinky mood the first time I used the <a href="https://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/1755/0/mr-hankey-s-alien-breeder-small-dildo-8-50-inches" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Dildo</a> and set up a mirror so that I could watch myself as I used this Xenos Dildo.</p>
<p>Inserting the tip was easy as it has a nicely tapered design and the deeper that it goes, the more of a challenge that it becomes.</p>
<p><span class="block-right">Circumference near head (rim): 4.75"/12cm<br />
Circumference at centre bulge: 6.87"/17.5cm<br />
Circumference near base: 5.37"/13.6cm<br />
Overall length: 8.50"/21.6cm<br />
Insertable length: 7.50"/19cm</span>It really gets wide around the middle of the dildo, and it feels incredible as it stretches you open, all of the textures make for some exquisite sensations. I orientated the dildo so that the textures were uppermost so that my G-spot could benefit from them the most and that was an excellent choice.</p>
<p>Once I had it all inside me I started thrusting and soon built up to a very satisfying orgasm, and due to the mirror, I could enjoy the sight of my Foof contracting around the dildo as the orgasm ripped through me.</p>
<p>After a short breather, it was onto the fucking machine test, and this is where it really rocked my world. The sensations feel incredible as you speed things up to the incredible speeds that these machines can deliver.</p>
<p>Trust me, having an <a href="https://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/1755/0/mr-hankey-s-alien-breeder-small-dildo-8-50-inches" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Dildo</a> driving into you at four thrusts a second soon has your toes curling and you clutching the sheets as you come hard, and the machine doesn't stop, and so I love the multiple orgasms that I can achieve this way.</p>
<p>For me, this dildo is an instant classic, its fantasy design coupled with its incredible textures really flick my switch, and it is a dildo that I can easily orgasm with, and that makes it a winner in my books.</p>
<p>I must admit though that when I finished the dildo was in a right state. All that texture certainly picks up lots of vag-goo and so when you clean it you need to pay lots of attention to the textures on it to clean them properly.</p>
<p>Cleaning other than scrubbing the detail is easy, just wash in warm soapy water before giving it a wash with an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner.</p>
<p>This <a href="https://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/1755/0/mr-hankey-s-alien-breeder-small-dildo-8-50-inches" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Dildo</a> is available in three sizes which are fantastic for size queens out there, this one is the small so you can see that the large is definitely going to take your breath away in the nicest possible way.</p>
<p>The largest one is a staggering 15"/38.1cm long and a 12.50"/31.75cm circumference around the bulge in the middle. I salute anyone who can take that behemoth anally but alas even this one is too much for my back doors I'm afraid.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/alien/alien-dildo-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the dildo next to a pop can for scale" /><br />This is the small and measures in at 8.5"/21.6cm the soft drinks can gives it some scale</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>100% Body-safe Silicone</li>
<li>Amazing detailng and textures</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock hole in the base</li>
<li>Three sizes available</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Mr Hankey has done it again with a fantastic fantasy dildo design and the range stocked by Sexmachines.co.uk is fantastic.</p>
<p>I love this quirky design inspired by one of my all time favourite movie series. I love the textures and the fantasy element, it allows me to live out some kinky fantasies.</p>
<p>It doesn't just look good, its performance matches its looks and having a Vac-u-lock hole in the base really plays to my love of fucking machine fun.</p>
<p>While its looks might put some people off for film geeks, it will be a winner. Why settle for a dildo that confirms to the norm, set your sights on something that is really out of this world.</p>
<p>I love the Alien Dildo and give it a solid recommendation. Go on, give your foof or ass a rare treat.</p>
<p>I was sent the <a href="https://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/1755/0/mr-hankey-s-alien-breeder-small-dildo-8-50-inches" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Dildo</a> to review by sexmachines.co.uk and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center"><a href="https://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/1755/0/mr-hankey-s-alien-breeder-small-dildo-8-50-inches" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://creative.paidonresults.net/41054/1755/0/6" alt="Grab an alien dildo from CloneZoneDirect.co.uk" align="right" /></a></p>
<p>You can grab one of these fantastic <a href="https://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/1755/0/mr-hankey-s-alien-breeder-small-dildo-8-50-inches" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Dildos from CloneZoneDirect.co.uk with prices starting from £117.19</a> and that is good value as this is one heck of a large chunk of body safe silicone.</p>
<p>The rest of the Mr Hankey's dildos are well worth checking out too, they are fantastic and I am lucky to have reviewed five of them now. They really are show stoppers and feel incredible.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Dildo</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>SizeQueen</li><li>Attachment</li><li>CloneZoneDirect</li><li>Mr Hankey</li><ul></div>Review Of The Seahorse Dildo From Mr Hankeys Toys2017-09-24T09:08:16+00:002017-09-24T09:08:16+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-of-the-seahorse-dildo-from-mr-hankeys-toys.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/1379b5de7cb668c186ab48a9361eabd7_S.jpg" alt="Review Of The Seahorse Dildo From Mr Hankeys Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>This textured beast of a dildo will really make your eyes pop</h2>
<p>As you may already know I'm a bit of a texture queen when it comes to my dildos. I like something that is going to stimulate and challenge my vagina (or my anus) when I play. So you can imagine my delight when Mr Hankey sent me this incredible looking fantasy dildo to review.</p>
<blockquote>
<p>This is the toy to get if you like your texture and prefer to actually feel a toy moving in and out of your holes. Smooth toys don't give you that intense level of stimulation. You can feel and savour every bump, ridge and indentation as you thrust it in and out.</p>
<small>Joanne</small></blockquote>
<p>I could hardly contain my excitement when I opened up the package to see what I had been sent to review. This has to be the weirdest and most textured object that my Foof has ever had the pleasure of tackling. I couldn't wait to get started with my review of it.</p>
<p>After three weeks of tackling this behemoth I'm ready to let you all know what it feels like. Together with whether or not it's worth recommending as let's face it, this is not a normal looking dildo by any stretch of your imagination.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo2.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo is incredibly detailed and textured" align="left" hspace="10" />This dildo like the others that I have reviewed come from the USA. So delivery will take a little longer than if you were ordering from a firm here in the UK. You may also have to pay VAT to the guys at HM Customs if the package gets stopped by them. Mr Hankey has his production facility in the US and the products that I have reviewed for him are flawless.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsegif.gif" alt="The texture matches that of a real seahorse's exoskeleton" align="right" hspace="10" />The Seahorse is made out of 100% body safe platinum cure silicone which is my favourite hypoallergenic sex toy material. It comes in two hardness ratings and this one is the Medium-Firm, and this has the hardness of an erect penis. The other grade is called 75% soft and that basically feels like a 3/4 erect penis. I opted for the stiffer blend as I like using big dildos on my fucking machines and this firmness helps to prevent too much droop from a dildo under its own weight.</p>
<p>Use a good water based lube with their dildo and believe me you will need to use lube due to its size. Mr Hankey states that you can use good quality silicone lubes with his toys but I suggest trying a small bit out on the base before doing so - just in case.</p>
<p>One thing that you get in abundance on all Mr Hankey dildos is <strong>incredible detail</strong>. You can spend hours admiring them in all their beauty.</p>
<p>This dildo actually takes that statement to the extreme, the detail on it is mind blowing. It's also very pronounced and so you will feel every bump and crevice as you pleasure yourself with it.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo3.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo is a filler" align="left" hspace="10" />The Seahorse is an absolute delight for texture queens like myself.</p>
<p>This dildo looks as if it has scaffolding around its periphery but that's exactly how a Seahorse looks. Mr Hankey has done a fantastic job of recreating the look of a Seahorse and it's actually quite beautiful. It looks almost like a piece of HR Geiger art (the designer of the Alien in the film 'Alien') and that is high praise indeed.</p>
<p>This dildo must have been modeled on a huge Seahorse/stallion though, as it's another very large dildo. Massive dildos are the hall-mark of Mr Hankey's creations.</p>
<p>The first thing that I am going to comment on is the glans or tip of the dildo. Like the rest of the dildo it's incredibly detailed and the frenulum design on the underside is great. It features a textured edge that almost looks like teeth running around its rim. This texture feels great though and adds to alien strange look of this phallus.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo4.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo matches the exoskeleton of a seahorse" /></p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo5.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo is very flexible" align="right" hspace="10" />The glans is nice and pronounced and it feels great as it pops inside you. The biggest benefit of using this toy is that this sensation is repeated over and over again. Each section of the toys latticework gives you that amazing feeling as it penetrates you.</p>
<p>This is the toy to get if you like your texture and prefer to actually feel a toy moving in and out of your holes. Smooth toys don't give you that intense level of stimulation. You can feel and savour every bump, ridge and indentation as you thrust it in and out.</p>
<p>Whilst this is a long and thick dildo it's still very flexible as you can see in this picture. There's a good amount of give if you squeeze it too, so whilst the textures look very extreme they actually feel very nice indeed.</p>
<p>The latticework around the <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Seahorse Dildo</a> gives you a lot of tactile stimulation. The shaft of the dildo broadens as you work it into your eager orifice. This gives you the very satisfying feeling of being stretched.</p>
<p>The small is great for vaginal play and for experienced anal lovers. The large and XXXL are for serious players who can take something that is as wide as an arm.</p>
<p>This one is the small. It's 25.4cm / 10" long and you can insert 22.4cm / 8.75" of it. Its circumference is a very filling 12cm/ 4.75" at the head, 17.8cm / 7" near its middle and 20.3cm / 8" near the base. All three dildos come with a thick and wide base that allows it to free stand.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo6.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo is available in three huge sizes" align="left" hspace="10" />The large is 12cm / 4" longer and much thicker with the XXXL being 17.8cm / 7" longer and an eye-watering girth. These two sizes would look amazing adorning any Pro-Domme's strap-on harness.</p>
<p>I have only enjoyed the <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Seahorse Dildo</a> vaginally as I can't take anything this large up my behind. But, I know from experience that the textures on it would feel incredible if used anally. Sliding it through your sphincter and then on deep inside would be quite an experience.</p>
<p>I know a couple of guys who would give their left leg to be able to experience something as textured as this anally. Especially if it was on one of my fucking machines.</p>
<p>Using it by hand was a lot of fun. But as it's so heavy (1.2kg / 2.4lb), my wrists quickly got sore as I have mild arthritis in my wrists. So I prefer to use it on my <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-shockspot-12-inch-fucking-machine.html">Shockspot Fucking Machine</a>. All that I can say about that experience is "WOW".</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo1.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo is amazing on a Fucking Machine" /></p>
<p>The textures really had me grasping the sheets and trying not to cry out loud as it felt so good. All the exaggerated surface textures can be felt and that feels so good. My first orgasm came very quickly with the <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Seahorse Dildo</a> because of all that texture.</p>
<p>I enjoy long slow and deep thrusts with it so that I can enjoy this intense texture. I also relish the feeling of being stretched wider and wider as it fills me completely.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo7.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo has the option of a Vac-u-lock compatible mounting hole in its base" align="right" hspace="10" />My Seahorse Dildo has a mounting hole in the wide base that is Vac-u-lock compatible and that's how I mount it on my fucking machines. You can also use ring style strap on harnesses with it and for that you will need a 6.3cm / 2.5" diameter ring for the small and a 7.6cm / 3" diameter ring for the large.</p>
<p>There is no ring size given for the XXXL which would probably need a custom harness making anyway. A vac-u-lock hole only costs an extra $5 and so it makes sense to get one to keep your options open in the future.</p>
<p><strong>On the subject of harnesses, you can get one made by <a href="http://www.affordable-leather.co.uk/ccp8/item/giant-latex-rubber-strap-on-dildo-harness" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Affordable Leather</a> in the UK for a very reasonable price.</strong></p>
<p>That deep and rich texture though does come with one small disadvantage. This sex toy is an absolute vag-goo magnet! So you need to be very careful how you clean it after use. Making sure that you remove all traces of body fluids and this is especially important if you are using it for back door fun.</p>
<p>As it's a silicone sex toy simply wash in warm soapy water and then rinse it clean before using an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner on it. Allow it to dry thoroughly before putting it away ready for use next time. You can even put it into a dishwasher on a sterilise cycle but make sure your Mother-in-law doesn't visit and try emptying the dishwasher for you (I'm talking from experience here).</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo8.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo is one heck of a good dildo even though it does look a bit weird" /></p>
<p></p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:</p>
<ul>
<li>100% body safe silicone</li>
<li>Three colours and two hardness's to choose from</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock option available but the flared base makes it suitable for ring type strap-on harnesses.</li>
<li>Amazing textures</li>
<li>Good taper from tip to base</li>
<li>Huge sizes to please the size-queens out there</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This is a size queen and texture lovers dream dildo. It' a totally unique design and I haven't seen anything like it before, I love my fantasy dildos and this one with its organic structure looks amazing and feels incredible. The small is great for vaginal play and anal too if you can take it and the other two larger sizes are the perfect toys for hardcore anal lovers and the Dommes that punish them. This is my fourth Mr Hankey Dildo and once again he has produced a toy that is unique and has some very good qualities out of the finest materials. With two hardness blends and three colours to choose from, there is something for everyone no matter what your tastes.</p>
<p>I was sent the <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Seahorse Dildo</a> by Mr Hankeys Toys and I would like to thank him for giving me the opportunity to review it for him.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=7;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center"><a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/hankeystoys.gif" border="0" /></a></p>
<p><a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Grab one of these incredibly textured dildos from Mr.Hankeys toys for just $129.95</a>. This equates to about £96 at the time of writing this review. But it's a hefty piece of silicone and the detailing on it is quite simply sublime so it's well worth the money.</p>
<p>Check it out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Dildo</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>SizeQueen</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>Attachment</li><li>Mr Hankey</li><li>Waterproof</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/1379b5de7cb668c186ab48a9361eabd7_S.jpg" alt="Review Of The Seahorse Dildo From Mr Hankeys Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>This textured beast of a dildo will really make your eyes pop</h2>
<p>As you may already know I'm a bit of a texture queen when it comes to my dildos. I like something that is going to stimulate and challenge my vagina (or my anus) when I play. So you can imagine my delight when Mr Hankey sent me this incredible looking fantasy dildo to review.</p>
<blockquote>
<p>This is the toy to get if you like your texture and prefer to actually feel a toy moving in and out of your holes. Smooth toys don't give you that intense level of stimulation. You can feel and savour every bump, ridge and indentation as you thrust it in and out.</p>
<small>Joanne</small></blockquote>
<p>I could hardly contain my excitement when I opened up the package to see what I had been sent to review. This has to be the weirdest and most textured object that my Foof has ever had the pleasure of tackling. I couldn't wait to get started with my review of it.</p>
<p>After three weeks of tackling this behemoth I'm ready to let you all know what it feels like. Together with whether or not it's worth recommending as let's face it, this is not a normal looking dildo by any stretch of your imagination.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo2.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo is incredibly detailed and textured" align="left" hspace="10" />This dildo like the others that I have reviewed come from the USA. So delivery will take a little longer than if you were ordering from a firm here in the UK. You may also have to pay VAT to the guys at HM Customs if the package gets stopped by them. Mr Hankey has his production facility in the US and the products that I have reviewed for him are flawless.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsegif.gif" alt="The texture matches that of a real seahorse's exoskeleton" align="right" hspace="10" />The Seahorse is made out of 100% body safe platinum cure silicone which is my favourite hypoallergenic sex toy material. It comes in two hardness ratings and this one is the Medium-Firm, and this has the hardness of an erect penis. The other grade is called 75% soft and that basically feels like a 3/4 erect penis. I opted for the stiffer blend as I like using big dildos on my fucking machines and this firmness helps to prevent too much droop from a dildo under its own weight.</p>
<p>Use a good water based lube with their dildo and believe me you will need to use lube due to its size. Mr Hankey states that you can use good quality silicone lubes with his toys but I suggest trying a small bit out on the base before doing so - just in case.</p>
<p>One thing that you get in abundance on all Mr Hankey dildos is <strong>incredible detail</strong>. You can spend hours admiring them in all their beauty.</p>
<p>This dildo actually takes that statement to the extreme, the detail on it is mind blowing. It's also very pronounced and so you will feel every bump and crevice as you pleasure yourself with it.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo3.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo is a filler" align="left" hspace="10" />The Seahorse is an absolute delight for texture queens like myself.</p>
<p>This dildo looks as if it has scaffolding around its periphery but that's exactly how a Seahorse looks. Mr Hankey has done a fantastic job of recreating the look of a Seahorse and it's actually quite beautiful. It looks almost like a piece of HR Geiger art (the designer of the Alien in the film 'Alien') and that is high praise indeed.</p>
<p>This dildo must have been modeled on a huge Seahorse/stallion though, as it's another very large dildo. Massive dildos are the hall-mark of Mr Hankey's creations.</p>
<p>The first thing that I am going to comment on is the glans or tip of the dildo. Like the rest of the dildo it's incredibly detailed and the frenulum design on the underside is great. It features a textured edge that almost looks like teeth running around its rim. This texture feels great though and adds to alien strange look of this phallus.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo4.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo matches the exoskeleton of a seahorse" /></p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo5.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo is very flexible" align="right" hspace="10" />The glans is nice and pronounced and it feels great as it pops inside you. The biggest benefit of using this toy is that this sensation is repeated over and over again. Each section of the toys latticework gives you that amazing feeling as it penetrates you.</p>
<p>This is the toy to get if you like your texture and prefer to actually feel a toy moving in and out of your holes. Smooth toys don't give you that intense level of stimulation. You can feel and savour every bump, ridge and indentation as you thrust it in and out.</p>
<p>Whilst this is a long and thick dildo it's still very flexible as you can see in this picture. There's a good amount of give if you squeeze it too, so whilst the textures look very extreme they actually feel very nice indeed.</p>
<p>The latticework around the <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Seahorse Dildo</a> gives you a lot of tactile stimulation. The shaft of the dildo broadens as you work it into your eager orifice. This gives you the very satisfying feeling of being stretched.</p>
<p>The small is great for vaginal play and for experienced anal lovers. The large and XXXL are for serious players who can take something that is as wide as an arm.</p>
<p>This one is the small. It's 25.4cm / 10" long and you can insert 22.4cm / 8.75" of it. Its circumference is a very filling 12cm/ 4.75" at the head, 17.8cm / 7" near its middle and 20.3cm / 8" near the base. All three dildos come with a thick and wide base that allows it to free stand.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo6.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo is available in three huge sizes" align="left" hspace="10" />The large is 12cm / 4" longer and much thicker with the XXXL being 17.8cm / 7" longer and an eye-watering girth. These two sizes would look amazing adorning any Pro-Domme's strap-on harness.</p>
<p>I have only enjoyed the <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Seahorse Dildo</a> vaginally as I can't take anything this large up my behind. But, I know from experience that the textures on it would feel incredible if used anally. Sliding it through your sphincter and then on deep inside would be quite an experience.</p>
<p>I know a couple of guys who would give their left leg to be able to experience something as textured as this anally. Especially if it was on one of my fucking machines.</p>
<p>Using it by hand was a lot of fun. But as it's so heavy (1.2kg / 2.4lb), my wrists quickly got sore as I have mild arthritis in my wrists. So I prefer to use it on my <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-shockspot-12-inch-fucking-machine.html">Shockspot Fucking Machine</a>. All that I can say about that experience is "WOW".</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo1.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo is amazing on a Fucking Machine" /></p>
<p>The textures really had me grasping the sheets and trying not to cry out loud as it felt so good. All the exaggerated surface textures can be felt and that feels so good. My first orgasm came very quickly with the <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Seahorse Dildo</a> because of all that texture.</p>
<p>I enjoy long slow and deep thrusts with it so that I can enjoy this intense texture. I also relish the feeling of being stretched wider and wider as it fills me completely.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo7.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo has the option of a Vac-u-lock compatible mounting hole in its base" align="right" hspace="10" />My Seahorse Dildo has a mounting hole in the wide base that is Vac-u-lock compatible and that's how I mount it on my fucking machines. You can also use ring style strap on harnesses with it and for that you will need a 6.3cm / 2.5" diameter ring for the small and a 7.6cm / 3" diameter ring for the large.</p>
<p>There is no ring size given for the XXXL which would probably need a custom harness making anyway. A vac-u-lock hole only costs an extra $5 and so it makes sense to get one to keep your options open in the future.</p>
<p><strong>On the subject of harnesses, you can get one made by <a href="http://www.affordable-leather.co.uk/ccp8/item/giant-latex-rubber-strap-on-dildo-harness" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Affordable Leather</a> in the UK for a very reasonable price.</strong></p>
<p>That deep and rich texture though does come with one small disadvantage. This sex toy is an absolute vag-goo magnet! So you need to be very careful how you clean it after use. Making sure that you remove all traces of body fluids and this is especially important if you are using it for back door fun.</p>
<p>As it's a silicone sex toy simply wash in warm soapy water and then rinse it clean before using an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner on it. Allow it to dry thoroughly before putting it away ready for use next time. You can even put it into a dishwasher on a sterilise cycle but make sure your Mother-in-law doesn't visit and try emptying the dishwasher for you (I'm talking from experience here).</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/seahorse/seahorsedildo8.jpg" alt="The Seahorse Dildo is one heck of a good dildo even though it does look a bit weird" /></p>
<p></p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:</p>
<ul>
<li>100% body safe silicone</li>
<li>Three colours and two hardness's to choose from</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock option available but the flared base makes it suitable for ring type strap-on harnesses.</li>
<li>Amazing textures</li>
<li>Good taper from tip to base</li>
<li>Huge sizes to please the size-queens out there</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This is a size queen and texture lovers dream dildo. It' a totally unique design and I haven't seen anything like it before, I love my fantasy dildos and this one with its organic structure looks amazing and feels incredible. The small is great for vaginal play and anal too if you can take it and the other two larger sizes are the perfect toys for hardcore anal lovers and the Dommes that punish them. This is my fourth Mr Hankey Dildo and once again he has produced a toy that is unique and has some very good qualities out of the finest materials. With two hardness blends and three colours to choose from, there is something for everyone no matter what your tastes.</p>
<p>I was sent the <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Seahorse Dildo</a> by Mr Hankeys Toys and I would like to thank him for giving me the opportunity to review it for him.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=7;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center"><a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/hankeystoys.gif" border="0" /></a></p>
<p><a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Grab one of these incredibly textured dildos from Mr.Hankeys toys for just $129.95</a>. This equates to about £96 at the time of writing this review. But it's a hefty piece of silicone and the detailing on it is quite simply sublime so it's well worth the money.</p>
<p>Check it out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Dildo</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>SizeQueen</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>Attachment</li><li>Mr Hankey</li><li>Waterproof</li><ul></div>CutlerX Silicone Dildo Review from Mr Hankeys Toys2017-09-08T16:29:23+00:002017-09-08T16:29:23+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/cutlerx-silicone-dildo-review-from-mr-hankeys-toys.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/ae265ec8d02add74bcb0f72e47ec001b_S.jpg" alt="CutlerX Silicone Dildo Review from Mr Hankeys Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>This is the dildo that almost broke my pussy</h2>
<p>Just when I thought I'd met my match when I reviewed the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/anaconda-silicone-dildo-review-from-mr-hankeys-toys.html">Anaconda from MrHankeysToys.com</a> as it was shall we say a very nice and tight fit, I have yet again been given another challenge and that is in the form of the CutlerX silicone dildo. This mind-blowing dildo is actually a life-cast from the male pornstar CutlerX and to be honest I don't know how he stays conscious when he gets an erection as his penis is simply huge - as you will see in this review.</p>
<blockquote>
<p>The trick is to warm up for it and to use lots and lots of lube replacing it as and when necessary. I know that a lot of guys will enjoy this one anally but it's just too big for me back there and so I'll just stick with having my pussy filled by CutlerX.</p>
<small>Joanne</small></blockquote>
<p>This is the third dildo that I have reviewed for Mr Hankeys Toys and I have another one tucked away to review once my vagina recovers from its onslaught by CutlerX. So read on to find out how much I enjoyed this phallus and you can then decide if you are upto the challenge that is the CutlerX dildo.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx1.jpg" alt="The CutlerX is an amazing dildo" align="right" hspace="10" />Mr Hankeys Toys is a US based company that makes all of their own dildos in their own facility in San Diego, California. Their quality control is exceptional and all of the dildos that I have received from them are flawless in every way and the detail in their range really does stand out, these are dildos for the connoisseur of all things fine, especially the lovers of the larger sex toys. The CutlerX stands testimony to this, it's quite simply huge.</p>
<p>The detail on the <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">CutlerX dildo</a> is simply stunning with every wrinkle, fold and crease on CutlerX's manhood recreated in all of its glory, this is a life-cast and I am amazed that he managed to stay hard long enough for the moulding process to work, having just made a <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/clone-a-pussy-hot-pink-kit-review.html">replica of my own pussy</a> I have the upmost respect for Mr Hankey and his abilities when it comes to making casts and pouring exceptional dildos.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx2.jpg" alt="The CutlerX is simply huge" /></p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx3.jpg" alt="The CutlerX features some stunning detail" align="left" hspace="10" />The first thing I noticed when I received my package from Mr Hankeys Toys was the weight of the two dildos inside. The packaging was very plain as you would expect and I actually had to place the CutlerX on a set of scales to satisfy my curiosity as to its weight as it is very heavy.</p>
<p>It turns out that it's just over 1.5kg of Platinum cure silicone and as this is the perfect material for creating dildos you will be happy to know that it contains no phthalates, no latex and it isn't porous making it entirely body-safe.</p>
<p>There is simply nothing small about this dildo and so here are the stats, it's 13.25" / 33.7cm long and a massive 11.25" / 28.6cm is insertable. As for its circumference it is 7.75" / 19.7cm around the head, 8.25" / 21cm around the middle and 8.5" / 21.6cm around it at the base.</p>
<p>All in all this is one behemoth of a dildo and it's honestly as wide and as long as my forearm. I have never considered myself capable of being fisted but after enjoying the CutlerX I believe I could enjoy that particular activity sometime soon.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx4.jpg" alt="The CutlerX is as big as my arm" /></p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx5.jpg" alt="The CutlerX can be supplied with a hole for a Vac-u-lock harness" align="right" hspace="10" />This dildo is strapon compatible and you will need a ring size of 2.50" /6.35cm or 3.00" / 7.6cm plus a fairly substantial harness to support its weight. You can get this dildo with a vac-u-lock hole but I would recommend not relying on it, use a strapon with a metal ring to be safe as this dildo is heavy.</p>
<p>If you want a vac-u-lock hole in the base of this dildo it will just cost you an extra $4.95 and for that price you would be mad not to opt for it on a just incase basis. It's also available in two hardness ratings but only one colour as lets face it this is CutlerX's cock so it is available in its natural colour - deep brown.</p>
<p>The two hardness ratings are Medium Firm and 75% soft and basically in layman's terms the Medium Firm blend is similar to a fully erect penis, you get some give but it's fairly rigid. The 75% blend is similar to a cock that is 3/4 erect and so it is softer and easier to bend.</p>
<p>The one that I am reviewing is the 75% blend and I like it a lot. It's very flexible but only has a bit of give when you squeeze it. <img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx6.jpg" alt="The CutlerX in this blend is quite flexible" align="left" hspace="10" />I can even bend it almost in half but it's a tough one to do and if it had slipped out of my hand it would probably have given me a black eye. Go for the Medium Firm though if you prefer a firmer cock inside you.</p>
<p>Well that's enough about the stats you are probably most interested in just how it feels, I know I was as soon as I saw the pic of it on Mr Hankeys website.</p>
<p>This is a toy that I needed to warm up for and so I really enjoyed myself with progressively larger dildos culminating with the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/anaconda-silicone-dildo-review-from-mr-hankeys-toys.html">Amaconda Dildo</a>. I used lots and lots of lube and I am quite enjoying a new lube that I am reviewing at the moment which is a hybrid lube which is a water-based lube mixed with a silicone lube.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx7.jpg" alt="The CutlerX is incredibly detailed" align="right" hspace="10" />Once I was ready it was time to enjoy the CutlerX dildo and it took some working to get it in but once I had done so it felt oh so good. I just slid it into my pussy as far as it would go and then just lay there relaxing and getting used to being stretched wider than ever before and I loved it.</p>
<p>Once you get the head of the dildo the rest is pretty easy as you just keep gentle pressure applied and you gradually relax and take it. I haven't managed to get it all inside me but I'm quite proud of how I did.</p>
<p>I then had to experience it on a fucking machine and so it was onto my Shockspot with it and after a bit of time trying to get everything aligned I placed it at the entrance to my vagina and I used the machines controls to slowly get it inside me.</p>
<p>I found that on a long slow stroke this dildo feels incredible and it didn't take me long to reach a very satisfying orgasm. It isn't the sort of dildo that I could use on a daily basis but it's one hell of a treat and a lot of fun to use infront of someone else.</p>
<p>The trick is to warm up for it and to use lots and lots of lube replacing it as and when necessary. I know that a lot of guys will enjoy this one anally but it's just too big for me back there and so I'll just stick with having my pussy filled by CutlerX. I can also see this being the ideal dildo for professional Dominatrix's to use on a strap on harness to terrify their submissives.</p>
<p></p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx8.jpg" alt="The CutlerX is the perfect dildo for size queens" /></p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:</p>
<ul>
<li>100% Body safe silicone</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock compatible</li>
<li>Lifecast from a very big boy, CutlerX - male pornstar</li>
<li>Huge size to please the size-queens out there</li>
<li>Incredible detail</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This is the dildo for size queens to enjoy, it is hard to describe the intense feeling of being filled with it and on a fucking machine it is a real toe curler. The details on it makes it a true work of art and I have even found myself looking at it closely just admiring it. With two hardness ratings to choose from you can have this made to fill you in just the way that you enjoy being filled.</p>
<p>I was sent the CutlerX by <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Mr Hankeys Toys</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=10;Features=10;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=9;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p><a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Grab one of these remarkable dildos from Mr.Hankeys toys for just $149.95</a> which equates to about £113 at the time of writing this review. This is a heck of a lot of silicone and the detailing on it is fantastic. If you are a fan of CutlerX and fancy having him give you his trademark hard shagging then you won't be able to resist this incredible life-casting.</p>
<p>Check it out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Dildo</li><li>Silicone</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>SizeQueen</li><li>Attachment</li><li>Mr Hankey</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/ae265ec8d02add74bcb0f72e47ec001b_S.jpg" alt="CutlerX Silicone Dildo Review from Mr Hankeys Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>This is the dildo that almost broke my pussy</h2>
<p>Just when I thought I'd met my match when I reviewed the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/anaconda-silicone-dildo-review-from-mr-hankeys-toys.html">Anaconda from MrHankeysToys.com</a> as it was shall we say a very nice and tight fit, I have yet again been given another challenge and that is in the form of the CutlerX silicone dildo. This mind-blowing dildo is actually a life-cast from the male pornstar CutlerX and to be honest I don't know how he stays conscious when he gets an erection as his penis is simply huge - as you will see in this review.</p>
<blockquote>
<p>The trick is to warm up for it and to use lots and lots of lube replacing it as and when necessary. I know that a lot of guys will enjoy this one anally but it's just too big for me back there and so I'll just stick with having my pussy filled by CutlerX.</p>
<small>Joanne</small></blockquote>
<p>This is the third dildo that I have reviewed for Mr Hankeys Toys and I have another one tucked away to review once my vagina recovers from its onslaught by CutlerX. So read on to find out how much I enjoyed this phallus and you can then decide if you are upto the challenge that is the CutlerX dildo.</p>
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<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx1.jpg" alt="The CutlerX is an amazing dildo" align="right" hspace="10" />Mr Hankeys Toys is a US based company that makes all of their own dildos in their own facility in San Diego, California. Their quality control is exceptional and all of the dildos that I have received from them are flawless in every way and the detail in their range really does stand out, these are dildos for the connoisseur of all things fine, especially the lovers of the larger sex toys. The CutlerX stands testimony to this, it's quite simply huge.</p>
<p>The detail on the <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">CutlerX dildo</a> is simply stunning with every wrinkle, fold and crease on CutlerX's manhood recreated in all of its glory, this is a life-cast and I am amazed that he managed to stay hard long enough for the moulding process to work, having just made a <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/clone-a-pussy-hot-pink-kit-review.html">replica of my own pussy</a> I have the upmost respect for Mr Hankey and his abilities when it comes to making casts and pouring exceptional dildos.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx2.jpg" alt="The CutlerX is simply huge" /></p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx3.jpg" alt="The CutlerX features some stunning detail" align="left" hspace="10" />The first thing I noticed when I received my package from Mr Hankeys Toys was the weight of the two dildos inside. The packaging was very plain as you would expect and I actually had to place the CutlerX on a set of scales to satisfy my curiosity as to its weight as it is very heavy.</p>
<p>It turns out that it's just over 1.5kg of Platinum cure silicone and as this is the perfect material for creating dildos you will be happy to know that it contains no phthalates, no latex and it isn't porous making it entirely body-safe.</p>
<p>There is simply nothing small about this dildo and so here are the stats, it's 13.25" / 33.7cm long and a massive 11.25" / 28.6cm is insertable. As for its circumference it is 7.75" / 19.7cm around the head, 8.25" / 21cm around the middle and 8.5" / 21.6cm around it at the base.</p>
<p>All in all this is one behemoth of a dildo and it's honestly as wide and as long as my forearm. I have never considered myself capable of being fisted but after enjoying the CutlerX I believe I could enjoy that particular activity sometime soon.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx4.jpg" alt="The CutlerX is as big as my arm" /></p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx5.jpg" alt="The CutlerX can be supplied with a hole for a Vac-u-lock harness" align="right" hspace="10" />This dildo is strapon compatible and you will need a ring size of 2.50" /6.35cm or 3.00" / 7.6cm plus a fairly substantial harness to support its weight. You can get this dildo with a vac-u-lock hole but I would recommend not relying on it, use a strapon with a metal ring to be safe as this dildo is heavy.</p>
<p>If you want a vac-u-lock hole in the base of this dildo it will just cost you an extra $4.95 and for that price you would be mad not to opt for it on a just incase basis. It's also available in two hardness ratings but only one colour as lets face it this is CutlerX's cock so it is available in its natural colour - deep brown.</p>
<p>The two hardness ratings are Medium Firm and 75% soft and basically in layman's terms the Medium Firm blend is similar to a fully erect penis, you get some give but it's fairly rigid. The 75% blend is similar to a cock that is 3/4 erect and so it is softer and easier to bend.</p>
<p>The one that I am reviewing is the 75% blend and I like it a lot. It's very flexible but only has a bit of give when you squeeze it. <img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx6.jpg" alt="The CutlerX in this blend is quite flexible" align="left" hspace="10" />I can even bend it almost in half but it's a tough one to do and if it had slipped out of my hand it would probably have given me a black eye. Go for the Medium Firm though if you prefer a firmer cock inside you.</p>
<p>Well that's enough about the stats you are probably most interested in just how it feels, I know I was as soon as I saw the pic of it on Mr Hankeys website.</p>
<p>This is a toy that I needed to warm up for and so I really enjoyed myself with progressively larger dildos culminating with the <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/anaconda-silicone-dildo-review-from-mr-hankeys-toys.html">Amaconda Dildo</a>. I used lots and lots of lube and I am quite enjoying a new lube that I am reviewing at the moment which is a hybrid lube which is a water-based lube mixed with a silicone lube.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx7.jpg" alt="The CutlerX is incredibly detailed" align="right" hspace="10" />Once I was ready it was time to enjoy the CutlerX dildo and it took some working to get it in but once I had done so it felt oh so good. I just slid it into my pussy as far as it would go and then just lay there relaxing and getting used to being stretched wider than ever before and I loved it.</p>
<p>Once you get the head of the dildo the rest is pretty easy as you just keep gentle pressure applied and you gradually relax and take it. I haven't managed to get it all inside me but I'm quite proud of how I did.</p>
<p>I then had to experience it on a fucking machine and so it was onto my Shockspot with it and after a bit of time trying to get everything aligned I placed it at the entrance to my vagina and I used the machines controls to slowly get it inside me.</p>
<p>I found that on a long slow stroke this dildo feels incredible and it didn't take me long to reach a very satisfying orgasm. It isn't the sort of dildo that I could use on a daily basis but it's one hell of a treat and a lot of fun to use infront of someone else.</p>
<p>The trick is to warm up for it and to use lots and lots of lube replacing it as and when necessary. I know that a lot of guys will enjoy this one anally but it's just too big for me back there and so I'll just stick with having my pussy filled by CutlerX. I can also see this being the ideal dildo for professional Dominatrix's to use on a strap on harness to terrify their submissives.</p>
<p></p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/cutlerx/cutlerx8.jpg" alt="The CutlerX is the perfect dildo for size queens" /></p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:</p>
<ul>
<li>100% Body safe silicone</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock compatible</li>
<li>Lifecast from a very big boy, CutlerX - male pornstar</li>
<li>Huge size to please the size-queens out there</li>
<li>Incredible detail</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This is the dildo for size queens to enjoy, it is hard to describe the intense feeling of being filled with it and on a fucking machine it is a real toe curler. The details on it makes it a true work of art and I have even found myself looking at it closely just admiring it. With two hardness ratings to choose from you can have this made to fill you in just the way that you enjoy being filled.</p>
<p>I was sent the CutlerX by <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Mr Hankeys Toys</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=10;Features=10;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=9;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center"><a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/hankeystoys.gif" border="0" /></a></p>
<p><a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Grab one of these remarkable dildos from Mr.Hankeys toys for just $149.95</a> which equates to about £113 at the time of writing this review. This is a heck of a lot of silicone and the detailing on it is fantastic. If you are a fan of CutlerX and fancy having him give you his trademark hard shagging then you won't be able to resist this incredible life-casting.</p>
<p>Check it out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Dildo</li><li>Silicone</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>SizeQueen</li><li>Attachment</li><li>Mr Hankey</li><ul></div>Anaconda Silicone Dildo From Mr Hankeys Toys2017-08-11T11:23:00+00:002017-08-11T11:23:00+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/anaconda-silicone-dildo-review-from-mr-hankeys-toys.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/be4e4fd1bcb87d92f342f6e3e3e1d9e2_S.jpg" alt="Anaconda Silicone Dildo From Mr Hankeys Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>The Phallic Shaped Vac-u-Lock Dildo That Will Make Your Eyes Water</h2>
<p>After I had reviewed the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/centaur-silicone-dildo-review-from-mr-hankeys-toys.html">Centaur Dildo</a> from Mr Hankey's Toys I was pretty confident that I would enjoy this dildo and more importantly that it would fit inside my Foof. This is another huge dildo and it's actually the small, this dildo is designed for, well shall we just say the lover of all things "fulfilling".</p>
<p>It's made in the USA by proud silicone dildo creator <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Mr Hankey's Toys</a> and the Anaconda is one of many amazing examples of big dildos on his site that are well worth checking out. My eyes are constantly drawn to the CutlerX - swoon. If you crave the bigger and longer dildos then this site is definitely for you, some of the designs are fantasy ones and others are incredibly realistic, this one sits between those two genres of dildo.</p>
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<p>This is my second dildo from Mr Hankey's Toys and I am blown away by the product, some of the other dildos on his site look incredible and the CutlerX which is a life-cast dildo has definitely caught my attention and lets just say that I have a soft spot for it.</p><small>Joanne</small>
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<p>So is this dildo with its tapered tip and squashed cross section something to rave or rage about? Read on to find out what I thought of it after spending a month getting to know it.</p>
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<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda1.jpg" alt="The Anaconda is absolutely huge" align="left" hspace="10" />The Anaconda dildo really is a big boy indeed and not one for anyone new to dildo fun and games, I have the small. Just like the Centaur it's available in three other orifice stretching sizes, catering for anyone who really enjoys a challenge The XL is simply staggering in its girth and is certainly one that you'd never forget using.</p>
<p>The small measures in at a whopping 29.8cm (11.75") in length of which an enormous 27.3cm (10.75") is insertable. Its circumference starts off as 19cm (7.5") at the head which drops to a filling 17.7cm (7") along the shaft and all the way to the base.</p>
<p>As you can see from those dimensions this is a big toy, eye wateringly big in fact and yes that's a regular can of coke in the pic next to the Anaconda. Remember this is the small, the XL measure in at 36.8cm (14.5") in length.</p>
<p>Oh, did I mention that this is huge? The four sizes available start off with this one and gradually get bigger in terms of both length and girth and the largest is a wide as my forearm.</p>
<p>The XL has a massive circumference of 25.4cm (10"), I have seen videos of guys actually taking the XL anally and hats off to them as that must take some practice and warming up in order to squeeze that beast inside.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda2.jpg" alt="This one is the small, the XL is absolutely huge" align="right" hspace="10" width="450" />You really do get a lot of silicone with this dildo it is heavy and does have a tendency to give you a sore wrist if you are fucking yourself with it. I prefer to stand it up and enjoy it by either squatting over it or going down on all fours and enjoying it in that way. The latter being my preference if I'm not using it on one of my fucking machines.</p>
<p>It's available in two hardness ratings and I opted for the firmer of the two in order to try to prevent droop when it's fitted to a fucking machine. This blend still has a bit of squish in it when you squeeze it though. The dildo is still pretty flexible and as you can see from the picture below even the firmer blend bends under its own weight which is hardly surprising though.</p>
<p>Long heavy dildos always droop a lot when mounted on a fucking machine and that's not necessarily a bad thing as whilst it can make lining it up with a waiting orifice a bit of a problem it also means that you can move around a bit once it's inside you without its stiffness causing any problems.</p>
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<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda3.jpg" alt="The Anaconda is not for the feint hearted" />
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<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda4.jpg" alt="The Anaconda has an very interesting cross sectional area" align="left" hspace="10" />Right, lets talk about some of the features of this dildo that set it apart from others on the market. Most dildos have a pretty round cross section and that makes sense as most cocks are pretty much built that way. The Anaconda differs from this norm though and it is more elliptical in its cross section and by that I mean it's much wider one way than the other and this makes for some unique sensations when you get it inside you.</p>
<p>With this configuration you can twist it around a bit and it feels like a totally different sex toy and I like that, I like it a lot in fact. When using it on a fucking machine with the widest part going vertically it felt incredible and then when using it with the widest part horizontally it actually felt much wider which is weird - but oh so nice.</p>
<p>The tapered tip is exaggerated and this makes it much easier to insert than if it were blunter. This tip will make anal inserting much easier to begin with anyway, it's still too big for me to experiment with in that department but I know that others out there will relish the thought of taking this through their backdoors.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda5.jpg" alt="The Vac-u-lock hole was very well formed" align="right" hspace="10" />This dildo is made out of 100% platinum cure silicone making it body safe, non-porous and very easy to clean. Silicone is my go to material for dildos and I love its features. The Anaconda is available in three different colours, Natural Tan, Deep Brown and Black. This one is in Natural Tan and it's a rather nice shade. You can get a Vac-u-lock hole in the base of the dildo for an added fee of $4.95 and I recommend that you go for one as it keeps your options open in the future.</p>
<p>The Anaconda is strap-on compatible but due to its weight I would strongly suggest that you use a ring style retainer as well as the Vac-u-lock system and all fours sizes accept either a 2.5" or a 3" ring depending on which size you go for.</p>
<p>The Anaconda has a pretty straight shaft that is decorated with some nice vein details, the ridge on the head is a lot of fun and feels nice as it pops inside you.</p>
<p>I found that that Vac-u-lock hole in the base on mine was the perfect size and I had no problems fitting and removing it from my fucking machines. Make sure that you use some corn starch in the hole though as it makes removal a lot easier. If you do have problems simply insert a fingertip alongside the Vac-u-lock adaptor to break the suction.</p>
<p>The silicone blend used is very nice and whilst as with all Silicone sex toys it can be a bit of a dust magnet is feels very nice to the touch. Squeezing it is a very relaxing and enjoyable activity and I love how it gives but is still firm inside.</p>
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<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda6.jpg" alt="The Anaconda is a very satisfying silicone dildo" />
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<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda7.jpg" alt="The Vac-u-lock hole was well formed and it is easy to fit the dildo to my fucking machines" align="left" hspace="10" />Fitting it to my Shockspot and my F-Machine Pro was a heck of a lot of fun and whilst I did notice a drop in speed due to the mass of the silicone having something this large thrusting away felt amazing.</p>
<p>Mr Hankey's Toys are so sure of their materials they actually recommend using a good quality silicone based lube and <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-sliquid-naturals-silver-silicone-lube.html">I have used Sliquid Silver</a> and it lasts a lot longer than water based lubes which is great when dealing with big toys on a fucking machine.</p>
<p>I have really enjoyed some cracking orgasms and like to edge myself when using the Anaconda, there is something so sexy about feeling something this big relentlessly pounding away at your orifices. It's extremely filling and the larger sizes are perfect for anyone who loves a challenge and likes to feel full to the brim with cock.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>100% Platinum Cure Silicone</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock Compatible</li>
<li>Unusual Cross Section</li>
<li>Three Colour Options</li>
<li>Two Hardness Choices</li>
<li>Four Huge Sizes</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda8.jpg" alt="I love the tapered tip of the Anaconda dildo" align="right" hspace="10" />This is my second dildo from <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Mr Hankey's Toys</a> and I am blown away by the product, some of the other dildos on his site look incredible and the CutlerX which is a life-cast dildo has definitely caught my attention and lets just say that I have a soft spot for it, I bet you can guess where that is.</p>
<p>With great options including the Vac-u-lock hole and two firmness ratings coupled with three colour options and four sizes this is a dildo with huge potential to be able to cater for anyones desires.</p>
<p>If you get a huge kick out of being stretched and filled then the Anaconda will tick both of those boxes for you and the unusual cross section area has to be experienced to be appreciated.</p>
<p>I am very happy to recommend the Anaconda to anyone looking for their next large silicone dildo.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=10;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=8;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>I was sent the Anaconda dildo by Mr Hankey at
<a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.mrhankeystoys.com</a> and it's a very nice dildo indeed and I am very happy to recommend to anyone looking for their next fill. Check out their site and see what I mean about it being full of amazing options for size queens.</p>
<p>You can grab one for yourself from just $129.95 for the small to $149.95 for the XL.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Dildo</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>Attachment</li><li>SizeQueen</li><li>Mr Hankey</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/be4e4fd1bcb87d92f342f6e3e3e1d9e2_S.jpg" alt="Anaconda Silicone Dildo From Mr Hankeys Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>The Phallic Shaped Vac-u-Lock Dildo That Will Make Your Eyes Water</h2>
<p>After I had reviewed the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/centaur-silicone-dildo-review-from-mr-hankeys-toys.html">Centaur Dildo</a> from Mr Hankey's Toys I was pretty confident that I would enjoy this dildo and more importantly that it would fit inside my Foof. This is another huge dildo and it's actually the small, this dildo is designed for, well shall we just say the lover of all things "fulfilling".</p>
<p>It's made in the USA by proud silicone dildo creator <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Mr Hankey's Toys</a> and the Anaconda is one of many amazing examples of big dildos on his site that are well worth checking out. My eyes are constantly drawn to the CutlerX - swoon. If you crave the bigger and longer dildos then this site is definitely for you, some of the designs are fantasy ones and others are incredibly realistic, this one sits between those two genres of dildo.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>This is my second dildo from Mr Hankey's Toys and I am blown away by the product, some of the other dildos on his site look incredible and the CutlerX which is a life-cast dildo has definitely caught my attention and lets just say that I have a soft spot for it.</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>So is this dildo with its tapered tip and squashed cross section something to rave or rage about? Read on to find out what I thought of it after spending a month getting to know it.</p>
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<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda1.jpg" alt="The Anaconda is absolutely huge" align="left" hspace="10" />The Anaconda dildo really is a big boy indeed and not one for anyone new to dildo fun and games, I have the small. Just like the Centaur it's available in three other orifice stretching sizes, catering for anyone who really enjoys a challenge The XL is simply staggering in its girth and is certainly one that you'd never forget using.</p>
<p>The small measures in at a whopping 29.8cm (11.75") in length of which an enormous 27.3cm (10.75") is insertable. Its circumference starts off as 19cm (7.5") at the head which drops to a filling 17.7cm (7") along the shaft and all the way to the base.</p>
<p>As you can see from those dimensions this is a big toy, eye wateringly big in fact and yes that's a regular can of coke in the pic next to the Anaconda. Remember this is the small, the XL measure in at 36.8cm (14.5") in length.</p>
<p>Oh, did I mention that this is huge? The four sizes available start off with this one and gradually get bigger in terms of both length and girth and the largest is a wide as my forearm.</p>
<p>The XL has a massive circumference of 25.4cm (10"), I have seen videos of guys actually taking the XL anally and hats off to them as that must take some practice and warming up in order to squeeze that beast inside.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda2.jpg" alt="This one is the small, the XL is absolutely huge" align="right" hspace="10" width="450" />You really do get a lot of silicone with this dildo it is heavy and does have a tendency to give you a sore wrist if you are fucking yourself with it. I prefer to stand it up and enjoy it by either squatting over it or going down on all fours and enjoying it in that way. The latter being my preference if I'm not using it on one of my fucking machines.</p>
<p>It's available in two hardness ratings and I opted for the firmer of the two in order to try to prevent droop when it's fitted to a fucking machine. This blend still has a bit of squish in it when you squeeze it though. The dildo is still pretty flexible and as you can see from the picture below even the firmer blend bends under its own weight which is hardly surprising though.</p>
<p>Long heavy dildos always droop a lot when mounted on a fucking machine and that's not necessarily a bad thing as whilst it can make lining it up with a waiting orifice a bit of a problem it also means that you can move around a bit once it's inside you without its stiffness causing any problems.</p>
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<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda3.jpg" alt="The Anaconda is not for the feint hearted" />
</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda4.jpg" alt="The Anaconda has an very interesting cross sectional area" align="left" hspace="10" />Right, lets talk about some of the features of this dildo that set it apart from others on the market. Most dildos have a pretty round cross section and that makes sense as most cocks are pretty much built that way. The Anaconda differs from this norm though and it is more elliptical in its cross section and by that I mean it's much wider one way than the other and this makes for some unique sensations when you get it inside you.</p>
<p>With this configuration you can twist it around a bit and it feels like a totally different sex toy and I like that, I like it a lot in fact. When using it on a fucking machine with the widest part going vertically it felt incredible and then when using it with the widest part horizontally it actually felt much wider which is weird - but oh so nice.</p>
<p>The tapered tip is exaggerated and this makes it much easier to insert than if it were blunter. This tip will make anal inserting much easier to begin with anyway, it's still too big for me to experiment with in that department but I know that others out there will relish the thought of taking this through their backdoors.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda5.jpg" alt="The Vac-u-lock hole was very well formed" align="right" hspace="10" />This dildo is made out of 100% platinum cure silicone making it body safe, non-porous and very easy to clean. Silicone is my go to material for dildos and I love its features. The Anaconda is available in three different colours, Natural Tan, Deep Brown and Black. This one is in Natural Tan and it's a rather nice shade. You can get a Vac-u-lock hole in the base of the dildo for an added fee of $4.95 and I recommend that you go for one as it keeps your options open in the future.</p>
<p>The Anaconda is strap-on compatible but due to its weight I would strongly suggest that you use a ring style retainer as well as the Vac-u-lock system and all fours sizes accept either a 2.5" or a 3" ring depending on which size you go for.</p>
<p>The Anaconda has a pretty straight shaft that is decorated with some nice vein details, the ridge on the head is a lot of fun and feels nice as it pops inside you.</p>
<p>I found that that Vac-u-lock hole in the base on mine was the perfect size and I had no problems fitting and removing it from my fucking machines. Make sure that you use some corn starch in the hole though as it makes removal a lot easier. If you do have problems simply insert a fingertip alongside the Vac-u-lock adaptor to break the suction.</p>
<p>The silicone blend used is very nice and whilst as with all Silicone sex toys it can be a bit of a dust magnet is feels very nice to the touch. Squeezing it is a very relaxing and enjoyable activity and I love how it gives but is still firm inside.</p>
<p align="center">
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda6.jpg" alt="The Anaconda is a very satisfying silicone dildo" />
</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda7.jpg" alt="The Vac-u-lock hole was well formed and it is easy to fit the dildo to my fucking machines" align="left" hspace="10" />Fitting it to my Shockspot and my F-Machine Pro was a heck of a lot of fun and whilst I did notice a drop in speed due to the mass of the silicone having something this large thrusting away felt amazing.</p>
<p>Mr Hankey's Toys are so sure of their materials they actually recommend using a good quality silicone based lube and <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-sliquid-naturals-silver-silicone-lube.html">I have used Sliquid Silver</a> and it lasts a lot longer than water based lubes which is great when dealing with big toys on a fucking machine.</p>
<p>I have really enjoyed some cracking orgasms and like to edge myself when using the Anaconda, there is something so sexy about feeling something this big relentlessly pounding away at your orifices. It's extremely filling and the larger sizes are perfect for anyone who loves a challenge and likes to feel full to the brim with cock.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>100% Platinum Cure Silicone</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock Compatible</li>
<li>Unusual Cross Section</li>
<li>Three Colour Options</li>
<li>Two Hardness Choices</li>
<li>Four Huge Sizes</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/anaconda/anaconda8.jpg" alt="I love the tapered tip of the Anaconda dildo" align="right" hspace="10" />This is my second dildo from <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Mr Hankey's Toys</a> and I am blown away by the product, some of the other dildos on his site look incredible and the CutlerX which is a life-cast dildo has definitely caught my attention and lets just say that I have a soft spot for it, I bet you can guess where that is.</p>
<p>With great options including the Vac-u-lock hole and two firmness ratings coupled with three colour options and four sizes this is a dildo with huge potential to be able to cater for anyones desires.</p>
<p>If you get a huge kick out of being stretched and filled then the Anaconda will tick both of those boxes for you and the unusual cross section area has to be experienced to be appreciated.</p>
<p>I am very happy to recommend the Anaconda to anyone looking for their next large silicone dildo.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=10;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=8;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>I was sent the Anaconda dildo by Mr Hankey at
<a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.mrhankeystoys.com</a> and it's a very nice dildo indeed and I am very happy to recommend to anyone looking for their next fill. Check out their site and see what I mean about it being full of amazing options for size queens.</p>
<p>You can grab one for yourself from just $129.95 for the small to $149.95 for the XL.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Dildo</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>Attachment</li><li>SizeQueen</li><li>Mr Hankey</li><ul></div>Centaur Silicone Dildo Review From Mr Hankeys Toys2017-08-02T06:00:00+00:002017-08-02T06:00:00+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/centaur-silicone-dildo-review-from-mr-hankeys-toys.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/95a78f3015bd19286b33c65657114fc4_S.jpg" alt="Centaur Silicone Dildo Review From Mr Hankeys Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Meet Centaur, From The Man With A Horses Cock</h2>
<p>I have to admit that I am pretty chuffed with myself over this review. Not for its style or my writing ability but simply because I managed to get this behemoth inside my foof (pussy). It is huge and whilst this one is the small size it's still not for the feint hearted. It's made in the USA by proud silicone oficionado <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Mr Hankey's Toys</a> and the Centaur dildo certainly has good company on his site.</p>
<p>I can quite honestly say that all of the dildos on the site are eye wateringly desirable (well maybe with the exception of the poop dildo) especially if you like to be filled to the brim with body safe silicone in whatever hole you fancy stretching and filling.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>The detailing on the dildo, its head and the shaft is simply stunning with lots of gentle textures and it has a head that gives a nice pop as it enters you. It leaves you in no doubt that you are being penetrated by something large.</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>I was delighted when Mr Hankey agreed to send me a small Centaur dildo together with a small Anaconda dildo (check out my review of that which will come out after my vagina recovers from this one). As you can already tell, this dildo is a force to be reckoned with and whilst it is the biggest thing that I have so far tackled, is it something that I could recommend to others. Well you will have to read on to find out the answer to this burning question.</p>
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<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur1.jpg" alt="The Centaur is absolutely huge" align="right" hspace="10" />The Centaur dildo really packs a punch and I have the small. There are three other eye watering sizes available for those of you who absolutely have to be filled to the very brim and stretched open like you have never been stretched before.</p>
<p>The small measures in at a whopping 27.3cm (10.75") of which a very filling 24.8cm (9.75") is insertable. Its circumference starts off as 14cm (5.5") at the head and stretching to a massive 21.6cm (8.5") near the base.</p>
<p>This toy is big, as if you couldn't already see that from the pictures and yes that is a can of coke in the pics just to give it some scale.</p>
<p>With four different sizes to choose from there is something for every size queen out there and the XXL is simply huge, measuring in at 40cm (15.75") in length and with a head circumference of 22.2cm (8.75") going up to a terrifying 32.4cm (12.75") in circumference near its base.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/centaurhankey.jpg" alt="This one is the small, the XL is absolutely huge" align="left" hspace="10" width="450" />I was amazed at just how heavy this beast is when I took it out of its packaging and spent quite some time just staring at it and squeezing it gently, enjoying the way that the silicone moves when I apply pressure and thinking that I had bitten off more than I could chew.</p>
<p>The Centaur is available in two hardnesses and this one is the harder of the two - Medium Firm, it's also available in a softer silicone as well but as I had intentions of mounting this on a fucking machine I wanted to minimise the droop so I opted for the firmer choice.</p>
<p>Long heavy dildos tend to droop a lot when mounted on a fucking machine and that can make lining them up with a waiting orifice a problem so I always prefer a firmer sex toy for my machines.</p>
<p align="center">
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur2.jpg" alt="The Centaur is not for the feint hearted" />
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<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur3.jpg" alt="The Centaur is made out of body safe 100% Platinum cure silicone" align="right" hspace="10" />The dildo is made out of 100% platinum cure silicone making it body safe, non-porous and very easy to clean. Mr Hankey's Toys supplies the Centaur in three different colours, Natural Tan, Deep Brown and Black. This one is in Deep Brown and it looks stunning. You can get a Vac-u-lock hole in the base of the dildo for an added fee of $4.95 and I recommend that you go for one as it keeps your options open for the future.</p>
<p>The wide base on the toy makes it suitable for ring style strap on harnesses and if you have a Vac-u-lock one then I would recommend using a ring as well as this is one heavy beast.</p>
<p>The detailing on the dildo, its head and the shaft is simply stunning with lots of gentle textures and it has a head that gives a nice pop as it enters you. It leaves you in no doubt that you are being penetrated by something large.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur4.jpg" alt="The Vac-u-lock hole was well formed" align="left" hspace="10" />I had no problem attaching and detaching this dildo from my Vac-u-lock harnesses and also my fucking machines The wide base makes it very easy to mount and remove. Put a little corn flour into the hole before fitting and that will make it even easier to remove without making it loose.</p>
<p>It's nice and flexible and has a bit of give which makes insertion easier. It has one of the nicest silicone blends that I have enjoyed in a sex toy and it feels so good as inch after inch of it slides inside you. Due to its design as it goes in it gets slowly wider and wider really making you work to get it all the way home.</p>
<p>I can only use it vaginally and even though I am not taking it up my tight bum I can only get it in as far as the preputial ring which is the pronounced ring you see two thirds of the way along the shaft in the pics. Thrusting the ring in and out of my vagina feels incredible and it really gives me a good work out.</p>
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<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur5.jpg" alt="The Centaur has exquisite detailing" />
</p>
<p>When laid on your back and thrusting with it by hand you can get sore wrists quite quickly due to its weight so it's a lot of fun to stand on its base and ride seeing how much you can take in this position, it is also a visual treat if you have a partner and he or she will no doubt love to see it slowly disappearing into you from behind.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur7.jpg" alt="The Vac-u-lock hole was well formed and it is easy to fit the dildo to my fucking machines" align="right" hspace="10" />It's when you fit it to a fucking machine though that it really comes to life and I have used it on my Shockspot and my F-Machine Pro.</p>
<p>Both machines are a bit slower than usual with it and that's purely because of the Centaur's weight as having to accelerate and decelerate so much silicone takes energy. If you're using it anally you will also notice a pronounced loss in speed due to friction because it's just so flipping big.</p>
<p>That said though, the lack of speed is definitely not as issue as the Centaur's girth makes up for that and you soon lose yourself in a blissful state where you can just lay back and enjoy the thrusting action between your legs.</p>
<p>You're definitely going to want to lube up and lube up well with this big boy and as it's a silicone dildo I wouldn't usually recommend silicone based lubes. However Mr Hankey's Toys are so sure of their materials they actually recommend using a good quality silicone based lube and <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-sliquid-naturals-silver-silicone-lube.html">I have used Sliquid Silver</a> and benefitted from its longer lasting properties over a water based lube. I would suggest trying a bit of your lube on the base of the toy first though as it would be a shame to ruin its finish and texture.</p>
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<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur6.jpg" alt="The Centaur dildo is a lot of fun on a fucking machine" />
</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur8.jpg" alt="I love the texture and details on the Centaur dildo" align="left" hspace="10" />I have experienced some pretty mind blowing orgasms when being filled completely by the Centaur and I love both its texture and looks.</p>
<p>Yes it looks like a horses cock but so what, it feels very good and is extremely filling. If you want to lay there picturing a Centaur (half man, half horse) hammering his hard cock into you then what's wrong with that - absolutely nothing at all.</p>
<p>The last thing that I want to talk about on this review is the incredible detail on the Centaur dildo. Its beautifuly detailed but the way that the silicone gives even with the most pronounced details that you think is going to be uncomfortable in use is in fact enjoyable. This is one anatomically correct horses penis and the artist who created really did give it a lot of attention to detail. If you like fantasy sex toys then this one is a going to be a classic.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>100% Platinum Cure Silicone</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock Compatible</li>
<li>Incredible Detailing</li>
<li>Three Colour Options</li>
<li>Two Hardness Choices</li>
<li>Four Huge Sizes</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This is my first dildo from <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Mr Hankey's Toys</a> and I have been delighted by the customer service shown to me and also the product itself. It has some great options including the Vac-u-lock hole and two firmness ratings coupled with three colour options and four sizes. This is a dildo to savour and enjoy and it will give you many years of pleasure. If you want to experience being totally and utterly filled then one of these dildos would be perfect for you. Oh and I take my hat off to you if you can take on anally and especially if that is the XXL size - wow.</p>
<p>I am very happy to recommend the Centaur to anyone especially if they like large fantasy dildos.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=10;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=8;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>I was sent the Centaur dildo by Mr Hankey at
<a href="https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/blank-rwrlr/CENTAUR" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.mrhankeystoys.com</a> and it is one hell of a dildo that I am delighted to recommend to anyone looking for their next challenge. Go on, I know you are curious so check out the site and see what I mean about it being heaven for size queens.</p>
<p>You can grab one for yourself from just $124.95 for the small. to $159.95 for the XXL.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Dildo</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>Attachment</li><li>SizeQueen</li><li>Mr Hankey</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/95a78f3015bd19286b33c65657114fc4_S.jpg" alt="Centaur Silicone Dildo Review From Mr Hankeys Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Meet Centaur, From The Man With A Horses Cock</h2>
<p>I have to admit that I am pretty chuffed with myself over this review. Not for its style or my writing ability but simply because I managed to get this behemoth inside my foof (pussy). It is huge and whilst this one is the small size it's still not for the feint hearted. It's made in the USA by proud silicone oficionado <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Mr Hankey's Toys</a> and the Centaur dildo certainly has good company on his site.</p>
<p>I can quite honestly say that all of the dildos on the site are eye wateringly desirable (well maybe with the exception of the poop dildo) especially if you like to be filled to the brim with body safe silicone in whatever hole you fancy stretching and filling.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>The detailing on the dildo, its head and the shaft is simply stunning with lots of gentle textures and it has a head that gives a nice pop as it enters you. It leaves you in no doubt that you are being penetrated by something large.</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>I was delighted when Mr Hankey agreed to send me a small Centaur dildo together with a small Anaconda dildo (check out my review of that which will come out after my vagina recovers from this one). As you can already tell, this dildo is a force to be reckoned with and whilst it is the biggest thing that I have so far tackled, is it something that I could recommend to others. Well you will have to read on to find out the answer to this burning question.</p>
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<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur1.jpg" alt="The Centaur is absolutely huge" align="right" hspace="10" />The Centaur dildo really packs a punch and I have the small. There are three other eye watering sizes available for those of you who absolutely have to be filled to the very brim and stretched open like you have never been stretched before.</p>
<p>The small measures in at a whopping 27.3cm (10.75") of which a very filling 24.8cm (9.75") is insertable. Its circumference starts off as 14cm (5.5") at the head and stretching to a massive 21.6cm (8.5") near the base.</p>
<p>This toy is big, as if you couldn't already see that from the pictures and yes that is a can of coke in the pics just to give it some scale.</p>
<p>With four different sizes to choose from there is something for every size queen out there and the XXL is simply huge, measuring in at 40cm (15.75") in length and with a head circumference of 22.2cm (8.75") going up to a terrifying 32.4cm (12.75") in circumference near its base.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/centaurhankey.jpg" alt="This one is the small, the XL is absolutely huge" align="left" hspace="10" width="450" />I was amazed at just how heavy this beast is when I took it out of its packaging and spent quite some time just staring at it and squeezing it gently, enjoying the way that the silicone moves when I apply pressure and thinking that I had bitten off more than I could chew.</p>
<p>The Centaur is available in two hardnesses and this one is the harder of the two - Medium Firm, it's also available in a softer silicone as well but as I had intentions of mounting this on a fucking machine I wanted to minimise the droop so I opted for the firmer choice.</p>
<p>Long heavy dildos tend to droop a lot when mounted on a fucking machine and that can make lining them up with a waiting orifice a problem so I always prefer a firmer sex toy for my machines.</p>
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<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur2.jpg" alt="The Centaur is not for the feint hearted" />
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<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur3.jpg" alt="The Centaur is made out of body safe 100% Platinum cure silicone" align="right" hspace="10" />The dildo is made out of 100% platinum cure silicone making it body safe, non-porous and very easy to clean. Mr Hankey's Toys supplies the Centaur in three different colours, Natural Tan, Deep Brown and Black. This one is in Deep Brown and it looks stunning. You can get a Vac-u-lock hole in the base of the dildo for an added fee of $4.95 and I recommend that you go for one as it keeps your options open for the future.</p>
<p>The wide base on the toy makes it suitable for ring style strap on harnesses and if you have a Vac-u-lock one then I would recommend using a ring as well as this is one heavy beast.</p>
<p>The detailing on the dildo, its head and the shaft is simply stunning with lots of gentle textures and it has a head that gives a nice pop as it enters you. It leaves you in no doubt that you are being penetrated by something large.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur4.jpg" alt="The Vac-u-lock hole was well formed" align="left" hspace="10" />I had no problem attaching and detaching this dildo from my Vac-u-lock harnesses and also my fucking machines The wide base makes it very easy to mount and remove. Put a little corn flour into the hole before fitting and that will make it even easier to remove without making it loose.</p>
<p>It's nice and flexible and has a bit of give which makes insertion easier. It has one of the nicest silicone blends that I have enjoyed in a sex toy and it feels so good as inch after inch of it slides inside you. Due to its design as it goes in it gets slowly wider and wider really making you work to get it all the way home.</p>
<p>I can only use it vaginally and even though I am not taking it up my tight bum I can only get it in as far as the preputial ring which is the pronounced ring you see two thirds of the way along the shaft in the pics. Thrusting the ring in and out of my vagina feels incredible and it really gives me a good work out.</p>
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<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur5.jpg" alt="The Centaur has exquisite detailing" />
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<p>When laid on your back and thrusting with it by hand you can get sore wrists quite quickly due to its weight so it's a lot of fun to stand on its base and ride seeing how much you can take in this position, it is also a visual treat if you have a partner and he or she will no doubt love to see it slowly disappearing into you from behind.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur7.jpg" alt="The Vac-u-lock hole was well formed and it is easy to fit the dildo to my fucking machines" align="right" hspace="10" />It's when you fit it to a fucking machine though that it really comes to life and I have used it on my Shockspot and my F-Machine Pro.</p>
<p>Both machines are a bit slower than usual with it and that's purely because of the Centaur's weight as having to accelerate and decelerate so much silicone takes energy. If you're using it anally you will also notice a pronounced loss in speed due to friction because it's just so flipping big.</p>
<p>That said though, the lack of speed is definitely not as issue as the Centaur's girth makes up for that and you soon lose yourself in a blissful state where you can just lay back and enjoy the thrusting action between your legs.</p>
<p>You're definitely going to want to lube up and lube up well with this big boy and as it's a silicone dildo I wouldn't usually recommend silicone based lubes. However Mr Hankey's Toys are so sure of their materials they actually recommend using a good quality silicone based lube and <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-sliquid-naturals-silver-silicone-lube.html">I have used Sliquid Silver</a> and benefitted from its longer lasting properties over a water based lube. I would suggest trying a bit of your lube on the base of the toy first though as it would be a shame to ruin its finish and texture.</p>
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<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur6.jpg" alt="The Centaur dildo is a lot of fun on a fucking machine" />
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<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/centaur/hankeycentaur8.jpg" alt="I love the texture and details on the Centaur dildo" align="left" hspace="10" />I have experienced some pretty mind blowing orgasms when being filled completely by the Centaur and I love both its texture and looks.</p>
<p>Yes it looks like a horses cock but so what, it feels very good and is extremely filling. If you want to lay there picturing a Centaur (half man, half horse) hammering his hard cock into you then what's wrong with that - absolutely nothing at all.</p>
<p>The last thing that I want to talk about on this review is the incredible detail on the Centaur dildo. Its beautifuly detailed but the way that the silicone gives even with the most pronounced details that you think is going to be uncomfortable in use is in fact enjoyable. This is one anatomically correct horses penis and the artist who created really did give it a lot of attention to detail. If you like fantasy sex toys then this one is a going to be a classic.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>100% Platinum Cure Silicone</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock Compatible</li>
<li>Incredible Detailing</li>
<li>Three Colour Options</li>
<li>Two Hardness Choices</li>
<li>Four Huge Sizes</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This is my first dildo from <a href="https://hankeystoys.ositracker.com/130802/9217" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Mr Hankey's Toys</a> and I have been delighted by the customer service shown to me and also the product itself. It has some great options including the Vac-u-lock hole and two firmness ratings coupled with three colour options and four sizes. This is a dildo to savour and enjoy and it will give you many years of pleasure. If you want to experience being totally and utterly filled then one of these dildos would be perfect for you. Oh and I take my hat off to you if you can take on anally and especially if that is the XXL size - wow.</p>
<p>I am very happy to recommend the Centaur to anyone especially if they like large fantasy dildos.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=10;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=8;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>I was sent the Centaur dildo by Mr Hankey at
<a href="https://www.mrhankeystoys.com/blank-rwrlr/CENTAUR" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.mrhankeystoys.com</a> and it is one hell of a dildo that I am delighted to recommend to anyone looking for their next challenge. Go on, I know you are curious so check out the site and see what I mean about it being heaven for size queens.</p>
<p>You can grab one for yourself from just $124.95 for the small. to $159.95 for the XXL.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Dildo</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>Attachment</li><li>SizeQueen</li><li>Mr Hankey</li><ul></div>Dildo Review: Adam Silicone Dildo from Godemiche2016-01-18T11:27:00+00:002016-01-18T11:27:00+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/adam-silicone-dildo-from-godemiche.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/b8292acafd72142128a3481ac4b0abff_S.jpg" alt="Dildo Review: Adam Silicone Dildo from Godemiche" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>ADAM-bi Pearlescent Handmade Dildo</h2>
<p>I have heard a lot of very good things about new kids on the block, Godemiche and decided that I had to get one of their hand made silicone dildos in to review. I placed an order for an ADAM-Bi Pearlescent and also a special edition Qube to give away in my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/blog/one-year-blogaversary-dildotastic-competition.html">1st Year Blogiversary Competition</a>. I was delighted that when they heard about my competition they added an extra, special edition dildo to the order free of charge together with some other products for me to review - how nice of them is that?</p>
<p>Niceness aside though that won't affect the outcome of this review as every toy that I test stands or falls on its own merit. I have heard some very good things about the Adam dildo but can it really be all that it's made out to be? Well read on to find out what I thought of it.</p>
<blockquote>
<p>"ADAM felt great by hand but on a Fucking Machine it takes orgasmic delights to a whole new level. After my first session with him on the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/review-shockspot-12-inch-fucking-machine.html">Shockspot</a> I lost count of my orgasms and afterwards (once I regained the ability to use my legs) I felt like raising him over my head like a trophy and doing a victory lap of the bedroom."</p>
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<h2>About Godemiche</h2>
<p><a href="https://g-silicone.com/product/adam/?ref=pavQvTNs8t8hr_" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/godemiche.png" alt="" align="left" hspace="10" /></a>Godemiche is a small family run business producing some amazing quality silicone creations, the love and dedication that put into the design and manufacture of their range of sex toys really shows through.</p>
<p>All of their products are hand sculpted, hand mixed and hand poured and their attention to detail is fabulous. I am surprised by the range of products that they stock and all of them look divine, they love to experiment with some very cool colour combinations and affects.</p>
<blockquote><p>"At GODEMICHE we are not trying to break the mould, but recolour it, restyle it and make you fall in love again with your dildo"</p></blockquote>
<p>They are growing in popularity and their wares are available in a number of physical locations now as well as being available for order online through their website - <a href="https://g-silicone.com/product/adam/?ref=pavQvTNs8t8hr_" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.g-silicone.com</a></p>
<p>Sign up for their newsletter to get behind the scenes information, advance notification of new releases and special offers.</p>
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<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam1.jpg" alt="The ADAM-Bi Pealescent Adam dildo from Godemiche looks stunning" /></p>
<h2>Delivery</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam2.jpg" alt="I received five toys in total" align="left" hspace="10" />My order was dispatched quickly and it arrived in good condition in plain packaging as to be expected. When I opened the box, all of the dildos were well packed, each individually sealed in plastic bags.</p>
<p>As I have already said I ordered two ADAMs, intending to review one and give one away as a prize but the nice people at Godemiche added and extra special edition ADAM (glow in the dark) to the order as another prize and also included two of their anal toys for reviewing, so watch this space for reviews on them in the very near future.</p>
<p>I am yet to find an anal toy that I am satisfied with so far, so maybe one or both of these extras will do the trick, anyway I digress so back onto topic.</p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam3.jpg" alt="The ADAM-Bi looks incredible with its swirling marble effect" align="right" hspace="10" />The ADAM-Bi Pearlescent (I am going to just call it ADAM from here on in) in gold and black looks incredible, these pictures really don't do it justice. I love the way the gold swirls around within the black giving a unique marble effect to the silicone. To achieve this effect Godemiche mix pearlescent gold coloured flakes with normal black colouring before they pour the dildo and the effect is stunning.</p>
<p>It is available in a number of different colour combinations, these being:</p>
<ul>
<li>Black/Gold</li>
<li>Black/Silver</li>
<li>White/Blue</li>
<li>White/Gold</li>
<li>White/Purple</li>
<li>White/Red</li>
</ul>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam4.jpg" alt="The ADAM-Bi is a nicely proportioned dildo" align="left" hspace="10" />All ADAMs are made out of 100% Platinum cure silicone which means that it is non-porous, body safe, durable, hypo-allergenic and they contain no Phthalates. The colours used are also non toxic and body safe. Silicone is the perfect material for insertables and the blend used by Godemiche isn't the usual dust magnet that you find with some silicone based sex toys.</p>
<p>It has an insertable length of 6" (15cm) and its diameter is 1.6" (4cm) giving it a girth of 5" (12.7cm). This makes it a tidy little dildo in my books, not too big and not too small. It's the sort of thing you can lazily masturbate with for long sessions of personal pampering.</p>
<p>It features a wide base that is perfect for use within a strap-on harness.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam5.jpg" alt="The ADAM-Bi has an incredibly textured head" align="right" hspace="10" />The most striking feature of the ADAM dildo is the glans or head, it's really prominent and is very well sculpted and finished. It looks mouthwateringly good and I couldn't wait to try it out and feel it. As a texture queen I immediately thought that it will feel really nice against my G-spot in use.</p>
<p>Cleaning is simplicity itself, use warm soapy water together with a sex toy cleaner or you can boil it, place it in a 10% bleach solution or even wash it in your dishwasher (don't forget to remove it before your mother in law places a glass into the dishwasher though - long story).</p>
<h2>Use</h2>
<p>Godemiche state that their blend of silicone is safe to use with Give Lube Silicone +. I can confirm that there was no reaction at all with the silicone as I have a bottle of that lube that I am evaluating. However I recommend that you only use a water based lube with any silicone sex toy, it is better for your body and also much safer for the silicone.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam6.jpg" alt="The ADAM-Bi has a rather blunt tip which feels great on initial penetration" align="left" hspace="10" />After applying some lube to my ADAM and enjoying the feeling of rubbing it into its glans I lay back ready to enjoy what was to be a very enjoyable experience. ADAM has quite a blunt tip and I love the feeling of pressing toys like this up against my labia and applying more and more force until it parts them and slides right in.</p>
<p>ADAM didn't disappoint in that respect it felt incredible as it parted my labia and stretched me open as I continued pushing. The best bit was yet to come as once the whole head slides in you get to feel the corona enter you and the texture of this is the bit I like best about ADAM.</p>
<p>I found myself just pushing the glans in and out for ages savouring the feeling of the corona slipping into me before I pushed it fully home and that felt great. His girth is perfect for me and when I set up a steady rhythm the corona rubbed and tugged at my G-spot sending me very quickly into my first orgasm. I just clamped my legs together holding him deeply inside me as I rode the waves of a very powerful orgasm.</p>
<p>Once I had come back down to earth I started to experiment with him some more trying twisting him inside me but the best masturbation technique I could come up with was simply fucking him with the most prominent part of the corona facing my G-spot. It feels sooooo good like that.</p>
<h2>Fucking Machine Friendliness</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam7.jpg" alt="The ADAM-Bi is amazing when fitted to a Fucking Machine" align="right" hspace="10" />The flat flared base which is meant as a handhold and for use with strap-on harnesses makes it ideal for use on a fucking machine. I use a <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/universal-fucking-machine-dildo-adaptor.html">flat adaptor plate</a> and some medical cohesive bandages to attach dildos like this and it really holds them firm allowing the machines to really do their work.</p>
<p>ADAM felt great by hand but on a Fucking Machine it takes orgasmic delights to a whole new level. After my first session with him on the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/review-shockspot-12-inch-fucking-machine.html">Shockspot</a> I lost count of my orgasms and afterwards (once I regained the ability to use my legs) I felt like raising him over my head like a trophy and doing a victory lap of the bedroom. I think that ADAM works best because of its no frills design, the smooth shaft is offset by the amazing head that feels just so good in use. It really is a great design.</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>I really, really like my ADAM and I am delighted that I am giving one away in my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/blog/one-year-blogaversary-dildotastic-competition.html">first ever competition</a> as it means that someone else will get to be introduced to it as well. The prominent head really stimulated my g-spot in use leading to fast orgasms and it also feels great just using it at the entrance to your vagina, you can tease yourself like that and edge for long periods of time. The material is great, easy to clean and the stunning colours are amazing to look at, what is there not to like about him.</p>
<p>If I could change one thing about the design it would be for a larger model in the range and to have one with a hole in the base to accept a Vac-U-Lock adaptor as that would increase it use-ability in other harness designs and also more fucking machines. Other than those two minor points it is practically perfect.</p>
<p class="alert alert-info">News just in - Godemiche have just announced a new bigger version of the ADAM dildo so I may have to get one it to try out - purely for scientific purposes you understand.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam8.jpg" alt="ADAM is a very well rounded dildo that feels great in use, I love the texture" /></p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:</p>
<ul>
<li>100% body safe platinum cure silicone</li>
<li>Choice of firmness ratings, for the regular ADAM</li>
<li>Great textured glans and corona</li>
<li>Multiple colours available</li>
<li>Flexible</li>
<li>Flared base for strap-on fun</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam9.jpg" alt="The ADAM-Bi is definitely worth checking out" align="right" hspace="10" />I am pretty much enamoured with ADAM, it is a very nice dildo that works well for me. The finish and material used are first class and its price is amazingly low so it will appeal to a lot of people. As my first introduction to Godemiche it has really opened my eyes that a small company can get everything so right when most of the big boys get most things wrong. Great materials, great workmanship and design means that this is a very good dildo and I can highly recommend it.</p>
<h2>Recommendations</h2>
<p>I would recommend this sex toy to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone looking for a body safe silicone dildo.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a dildo for use with a strap-on.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a first class dildo at a entry level price.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who:</p>
<ul>
<li>Wants a slim dildo.</li>
<li>Doesn't like strong textures.</li>
<li>Wants a toy larger than 6 Inches.</li>
</ul>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=9;Price=8{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p><a href="https://g-silicone.com/product/adam/?ref=pavQvTNs8t8hr_" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/godemiche.png" alt="Godemiche" align="left" hspace="10" /></a>You can get the <a href="https://g-silicone.com/product/adam/?ref=pavQvTNs8t8hr_" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">ADAM</a> from <a href="https://g-silicone.com/product/adam/?ref=pavQvTNs8t8hr_" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">g-silicone.com</a> with prices as low as only £20 for a basic model, which makes it a very reasonably priced body safe sex toy. The ADAM-Bi Pearlescent model that I have reviewed cost just £25. Check out the amazing range of dildos and plugs available from <a href="https://g-silicone.com/product/adam/?ref=pavQvTNs8t8hr_" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Godemiche</a>.</p>
<p><em>I was given this toy in order to review it and this review contains affiliate links.</em></p>
<p>I would love to hear what you thought of this review. What can I do better, what did you like? Let me know in the comments form below. Thank you for taking the time to read it. Joanne xx</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Dildo</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Attachment</li><li>Godemiche</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/b8292acafd72142128a3481ac4b0abff_S.jpg" alt="Dildo Review: Adam Silicone Dildo from Godemiche" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>ADAM-bi Pearlescent Handmade Dildo</h2>
<p>I have heard a lot of very good things about new kids on the block, Godemiche and decided that I had to get one of their hand made silicone dildos in to review. I placed an order for an ADAM-Bi Pearlescent and also a special edition Qube to give away in my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/blog/one-year-blogaversary-dildotastic-competition.html">1st Year Blogiversary Competition</a>. I was delighted that when they heard about my competition they added an extra, special edition dildo to the order free of charge together with some other products for me to review - how nice of them is that?</p>
<p>Niceness aside though that won't affect the outcome of this review as every toy that I test stands or falls on its own merit. I have heard some very good things about the Adam dildo but can it really be all that it's made out to be? Well read on to find out what I thought of it.</p>
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<p>"ADAM felt great by hand but on a Fucking Machine it takes orgasmic delights to a whole new level. After my first session with him on the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/review-shockspot-12-inch-fucking-machine.html">Shockspot</a> I lost count of my orgasms and afterwards (once I regained the ability to use my legs) I felt like raising him over my head like a trophy and doing a victory lap of the bedroom."</p>
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<h2>About Godemiche</h2>
<p><a href="https://g-silicone.com/product/adam/?ref=pavQvTNs8t8hr_" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/godemiche.png" alt="" align="left" hspace="10" /></a>Godemiche is a small family run business producing some amazing quality silicone creations, the love and dedication that put into the design and manufacture of their range of sex toys really shows through.</p>
<p>All of their products are hand sculpted, hand mixed and hand poured and their attention to detail is fabulous. I am surprised by the range of products that they stock and all of them look divine, they love to experiment with some very cool colour combinations and affects.</p>
<blockquote><p>"At GODEMICHE we are not trying to break the mould, but recolour it, restyle it and make you fall in love again with your dildo"</p></blockquote>
<p>They are growing in popularity and their wares are available in a number of physical locations now as well as being available for order online through their website - <a href="https://g-silicone.com/product/adam/?ref=pavQvTNs8t8hr_" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.g-silicone.com</a></p>
<p>Sign up for their newsletter to get behind the scenes information, advance notification of new releases and special offers.</p>
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<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam1.jpg" alt="The ADAM-Bi Pealescent Adam dildo from Godemiche looks stunning" /></p>
<h2>Delivery</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam2.jpg" alt="I received five toys in total" align="left" hspace="10" />My order was dispatched quickly and it arrived in good condition in plain packaging as to be expected. When I opened the box, all of the dildos were well packed, each individually sealed in plastic bags.</p>
<p>As I have already said I ordered two ADAMs, intending to review one and give one away as a prize but the nice people at Godemiche added and extra special edition ADAM (glow in the dark) to the order as another prize and also included two of their anal toys for reviewing, so watch this space for reviews on them in the very near future.</p>
<p>I am yet to find an anal toy that I am satisfied with so far, so maybe one or both of these extras will do the trick, anyway I digress so back onto topic.</p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam3.jpg" alt="The ADAM-Bi looks incredible with its swirling marble effect" align="right" hspace="10" />The ADAM-Bi Pearlescent (I am going to just call it ADAM from here on in) in gold and black looks incredible, these pictures really don't do it justice. I love the way the gold swirls around within the black giving a unique marble effect to the silicone. To achieve this effect Godemiche mix pearlescent gold coloured flakes with normal black colouring before they pour the dildo and the effect is stunning.</p>
<p>It is available in a number of different colour combinations, these being:</p>
<ul>
<li>Black/Gold</li>
<li>Black/Silver</li>
<li>White/Blue</li>
<li>White/Gold</li>
<li>White/Purple</li>
<li>White/Red</li>
</ul>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam4.jpg" alt="The ADAM-Bi is a nicely proportioned dildo" align="left" hspace="10" />All ADAMs are made out of 100% Platinum cure silicone which means that it is non-porous, body safe, durable, hypo-allergenic and they contain no Phthalates. The colours used are also non toxic and body safe. Silicone is the perfect material for insertables and the blend used by Godemiche isn't the usual dust magnet that you find with some silicone based sex toys.</p>
<p>It has an insertable length of 6" (15cm) and its diameter is 1.6" (4cm) giving it a girth of 5" (12.7cm). This makes it a tidy little dildo in my books, not too big and not too small. It's the sort of thing you can lazily masturbate with for long sessions of personal pampering.</p>
<p>It features a wide base that is perfect for use within a strap-on harness.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam5.jpg" alt="The ADAM-Bi has an incredibly textured head" align="right" hspace="10" />The most striking feature of the ADAM dildo is the glans or head, it's really prominent and is very well sculpted and finished. It looks mouthwateringly good and I couldn't wait to try it out and feel it. As a texture queen I immediately thought that it will feel really nice against my G-spot in use.</p>
<p>Cleaning is simplicity itself, use warm soapy water together with a sex toy cleaner or you can boil it, place it in a 10% bleach solution or even wash it in your dishwasher (don't forget to remove it before your mother in law places a glass into the dishwasher though - long story).</p>
<h2>Use</h2>
<p>Godemiche state that their blend of silicone is safe to use with Give Lube Silicone +. I can confirm that there was no reaction at all with the silicone as I have a bottle of that lube that I am evaluating. However I recommend that you only use a water based lube with any silicone sex toy, it is better for your body and also much safer for the silicone.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam6.jpg" alt="The ADAM-Bi has a rather blunt tip which feels great on initial penetration" align="left" hspace="10" />After applying some lube to my ADAM and enjoying the feeling of rubbing it into its glans I lay back ready to enjoy what was to be a very enjoyable experience. ADAM has quite a blunt tip and I love the feeling of pressing toys like this up against my labia and applying more and more force until it parts them and slides right in.</p>
<p>ADAM didn't disappoint in that respect it felt incredible as it parted my labia and stretched me open as I continued pushing. The best bit was yet to come as once the whole head slides in you get to feel the corona enter you and the texture of this is the bit I like best about ADAM.</p>
<p>I found myself just pushing the glans in and out for ages savouring the feeling of the corona slipping into me before I pushed it fully home and that felt great. His girth is perfect for me and when I set up a steady rhythm the corona rubbed and tugged at my G-spot sending me very quickly into my first orgasm. I just clamped my legs together holding him deeply inside me as I rode the waves of a very powerful orgasm.</p>
<p>Once I had come back down to earth I started to experiment with him some more trying twisting him inside me but the best masturbation technique I could come up with was simply fucking him with the most prominent part of the corona facing my G-spot. It feels sooooo good like that.</p>
<h2>Fucking Machine Friendliness</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam7.jpg" alt="The ADAM-Bi is amazing when fitted to a Fucking Machine" align="right" hspace="10" />The flat flared base which is meant as a handhold and for use with strap-on harnesses makes it ideal for use on a fucking machine. I use a <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/universal-fucking-machine-dildo-adaptor.html">flat adaptor plate</a> and some medical cohesive bandages to attach dildos like this and it really holds them firm allowing the machines to really do their work.</p>
<p>ADAM felt great by hand but on a Fucking Machine it takes orgasmic delights to a whole new level. After my first session with him on the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/review-shockspot-12-inch-fucking-machine.html">Shockspot</a> I lost count of my orgasms and afterwards (once I regained the ability to use my legs) I felt like raising him over my head like a trophy and doing a victory lap of the bedroom. I think that ADAM works best because of its no frills design, the smooth shaft is offset by the amazing head that feels just so good in use. It really is a great design.</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>I really, really like my ADAM and I am delighted that I am giving one away in my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/blog/one-year-blogaversary-dildotastic-competition.html">first ever competition</a> as it means that someone else will get to be introduced to it as well. The prominent head really stimulated my g-spot in use leading to fast orgasms and it also feels great just using it at the entrance to your vagina, you can tease yourself like that and edge for long periods of time. The material is great, easy to clean and the stunning colours are amazing to look at, what is there not to like about him.</p>
<p>If I could change one thing about the design it would be for a larger model in the range and to have one with a hole in the base to accept a Vac-U-Lock adaptor as that would increase it use-ability in other harness designs and also more fucking machines. Other than those two minor points it is practically perfect.</p>
<p class="alert alert-info">News just in - Godemiche have just announced a new bigger version of the ADAM dildo so I may have to get one it to try out - purely for scientific purposes you understand.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam8.jpg" alt="ADAM is a very well rounded dildo that feels great in use, I love the texture" /></p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:</p>
<ul>
<li>100% body safe platinum cure silicone</li>
<li>Choice of firmness ratings, for the regular ADAM</li>
<li>Great textured glans and corona</li>
<li>Multiple colours available</li>
<li>Flexible</li>
<li>Flared base for strap-on fun</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/adam/adam9.jpg" alt="The ADAM-Bi is definitely worth checking out" align="right" hspace="10" />I am pretty much enamoured with ADAM, it is a very nice dildo that works well for me. The finish and material used are first class and its price is amazingly low so it will appeal to a lot of people. As my first introduction to Godemiche it has really opened my eyes that a small company can get everything so right when most of the big boys get most things wrong. Great materials, great workmanship and design means that this is a very good dildo and I can highly recommend it.</p>
<h2>Recommendations</h2>
<p>I would recommend this sex toy to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone looking for a body safe silicone dildo.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a dildo for use with a strap-on.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a first class dildo at a entry level price.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who:</p>
<ul>
<li>Wants a slim dildo.</li>
<li>Doesn't like strong textures.</li>
<li>Wants a toy larger than 6 Inches.</li>
</ul>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=9;Price=8{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p><a href="https://g-silicone.com/product/adam/?ref=pavQvTNs8t8hr_" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/godemiche.png" alt="Godemiche" align="left" hspace="10" /></a>You can get the <a href="https://g-silicone.com/product/adam/?ref=pavQvTNs8t8hr_" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">ADAM</a> from <a href="https://g-silicone.com/product/adam/?ref=pavQvTNs8t8hr_" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">g-silicone.com</a> with prices as low as only £20 for a basic model, which makes it a very reasonably priced body safe sex toy. The ADAM-Bi Pearlescent model that I have reviewed cost just £25. Check out the amazing range of dildos and plugs available from <a href="https://g-silicone.com/product/adam/?ref=pavQvTNs8t8hr_" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Godemiche</a>.</p>
<p><em>I was given this toy in order to review it and this review contains affiliate links.</em></p>
<p>I would love to hear what you thought of this review. What can I do better, what did you like? Let me know in the comments form below. Thank you for taking the time to read it. Joanne xx</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Dildo</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Attachment</li><li>Godemiche</li><ul></div>Dildo Review: Nova The Breeder from Bad Dragon2016-01-12T10:01:00+00:002016-01-12T10:01:00+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/nova-the-breeder-from-bad-dragon.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/75b44b0e9c2e5d305fa323c6c51d3476_S.jpg" alt="Dildo Review: Nova The Breeder from Bad Dragon" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Nova The Breeder - Creampie Dildo Fun</h2>
<p>I received a Bad Dragon Nova the Breeder dildo for Christmas from my hubby as he knows just how much I love the Bad Dragon range and how turned on I get with ejaculating dildos.</p>
<p>This is my fourth dildo from Bad Dragon and I am starting to build up a nice little collections of them. Now as a girl, like most young girls I had fantasies about knights in shining armour and dragons. As I got older my fantasies got a bit naughtier than most and often had me chained or tied up by the dragon which would then have its wicked way with me. When I found the Bad Dragon range of fantasy silicone dildos I was over the moon as I could live out my dragon fantasies.</p>
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<p>I emptied the syringe full of cumlube into my pussy as I started to orgasm and this added to the experience sending me into a shuddering orgasm. You can't beat being fucked relentlessly by a machine and then receiving a sticky creampie at the end.</p>
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<p>So if you really want to find out what I think of Nova The Breeder then read on for an insight into how I like to use my dildos.</p>
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<h2>About Bad Dragon</h2>
<p>Bad Dragon have a great reputation for producing quality silicone fantasy sex toys, their range and service is second to none. They were founded in 2008 when there weren't many fantasy sex toys available and have carved their own niche in the market place. They offer extensive customisation of their products in terms of their choice of colours, material firmness and even custom colours.</p>
<p>They also offer the option of the CumTube on several dildo models. This allows the toy to shoot out <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/review-bad-dragons-cum-lube.html">CumLube</a> (or any other liquid), Bad Dragon's own range of personal lubricant to simulate a creampie or ejaculation.</p>
<p>They are continually pushing the envelope in terms of materials and technology and are the market leaders, having earned their well deserved reputation for customer care and service. They have an army of loyal fans, of which yours truly is one of them.</p>
<p>All of their toys are made out of body safe silicone so no Phthalates to worry about, and this is another reason why I highly rate Bad Dragon.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova1.jpg" alt="The Nova The Breeder from Bad Dragon looks stunning" /></p>
<h2>Delivery</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova2.jpg" alt="I love the vivid colours on the Nova, the way they blend together is great" align="left" hspace="10" />As always my package arrived without any fuss and in plain packaging however as soon as you open a box form Bad Dragon the adventure begins. They take a lot of pride in the way their sex toys are packaged. Each dildo is sealed inside its own tamper proof bag and it nestles in tissue paper which is always a nice way to present a gift let alone something you have bought.</p>
<p>As my Nova has a CumTube fitted it comes with 250ml (8 Fl Oz) of Cumlube and a syringe for using it. I also received a set of silicone samples so that I could get my head around the different densities of silicone that Bad Dragon use but more about these is a video that I will make later.</p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>The Nova The Breeder dildo is made form 100% body safe platinum cure silicone in two densities. The base is made of a medium density blend whilst the body of this dildo is soft silicone. I prefer harder bases as it makes mounting my dildos to my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/tag/sex-machine.html">Fucking Machines</a> much easier by using a <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/universal-fucking-machine-dildo-adaptor.html">universal mount</a>. The shaft on the Nova is very soft and it feels great just squishing it in your hand. I couldn't wait to try it out for its intended purpose.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova3.jpg" alt="I love the vivid colours and texture on the Nova, the way they blend together is great" align="right" hspace="10" />My Nova is a marble effect with gold and turquoise and it looks absolutely amazing. I love the way that the gold and the colour swirl together but they don't mix. How Bad Dragon do this is a mystery to me.</p>
<p>As with most Silicone sex toys the Nova can be a bit of a dust magnet so always store it in a bag once you have cleaned it. That way it will be ready to use straight away once you get in to the mood for some dragon fun. I use resealable sandwich bags for my toy collection and they work well.</p>
<p>My small Nova is 7" (17.8cm) long and the head is 1.5" (3.8cm) in diameter and the knot is 2.1" (5.3cm) in diameter. This makes my Nova slightly smaller than my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/vasu-the-naga-from-bad-dragon.html">Medium Vasu</a>. The table shown below details the sizes available and their dimensions, there is one to suit everyone.</p>
<p>The Nova has lots of texture which is great for a self confessed texture queen like myself. It has a nicely pointed head and then three prominent ribbed sections followed by a knot which feels incredible.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/novasizes.jpg" alt="The Nova The Breeder dildo from Bad Dragon is available in several sizes" /></p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova4.jpg" alt="You won't believe just how flexible the Nova silicone dildo actually is" align="right" hspace="10" />Having a dual density dildo is great as it means the shaft is very soft indeed whilst the base is much firmer so easier to hold on to. The soft shaft makes it very comfortable to use whilst still giving you the benefit of all the textures.</p>
<p>The small is the perfect size for me but other sizes are of course available. I can take the whole thing which feels incredible due to the knot near the base of this dildo.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova5.jpg" alt="The cumtube brings this dildo to life and allows you to enjoy simulated creampie games" align="left" hspace="10" />The cumtube is another great feature of this dildo. You get the option when you order of either having a flat base, a suction cup base or a cum tube. I like to opt for the cumtube for creampie fun and games. The tube is long enough to make it easy to use without it getting in the way at all. You slide the end of the cumtube into the end of the syringe and when you depress the plunger the pressure holds everything tightly in place. I have never had any leaks with Bad Dragon dildos (which is more than can be said for me afterwards).</p>
<p>The syringe is a nice size and can hold a lot of cumlube, just fill the syringe and connect the cumtube then slowly depress the plunger of the syringe until lube starts to trickle out of the end of the dildo. Once you see the lube you are ready to play. I love cum play and the CumTube brings that fantasy element to life for me and also is a great way of applying lube to exactly where it is needed when experiencing high speed fucking on one of my machines.</p>
<p>To clean just wash the dildo in warm soapy water and use your favourite sex toy cleaner on it. To clean the cumtube just fill the syringe with warm water and flush the tube through until clear.</p>
<h2>Use</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova6.jpg" alt="The cumtube really adds a kinky dimension to this dildo" align="right" hspace="10" />My first session with Nova was by hand and I had already filled and primed the syringe with cumlube. I let some of it run out over my clitoris and labia and I rubbed it in using the dildo.</p>
<p>I loved the way each ridge made me gasp as I ran it directly over my clit. I was ready in no time and let the tip of the dildo slowly part my lips.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova7.jpg" alt="The well defined ridges feel sublime" align="left" hspace="10" />I really enjoyed the feeling of the head slowly stretching me open as I slid it into my waiting pussy, each ridge felt like another bell-end, each one was bigger than the last and it felt great. I had half of it inside me in no time at all and set up a slow and steady rhythm, pulling it almost out before sliding it back in again.</p>
<p>The ridges on the Nova really do feel good and I got a lot of stimulation out of fucking it. They feel great as each enters you and I can only describe it as a series of cocks going in one after the other.</p>
<p>I got wetter and wetter as every minute or so I pushed the plunger in a bit more on the syringe forcing cumlube deep inside of me and it started to trickle out as I continued thrusting with the toy.</p>
<p>It wasn't long before Nova gave me my first orgasm and I rammed the whole dildo into me just as I started to orgasm with the knot stretching me wide open and then forcing itself deeper into me as it sent me over the edge.</p>
<p>If you have never experienced a dildo with a knot you don't know what you are missing, it first stretches you wider than you have been used to and then your pussy actively tries to swallow the toy locking it inside you as you orgasm. I emptied the rest of the syringe into me as I came enjoying the feeling of receiving a creampie from Nova.</p>
<p>I just lay there with Nova deep inside me feeling very full of silicone toy and of cumlube. When I slowly pulled it out it sort of plopped out with a wet sound and was followed by a flood of cumlube, luckily I had a towel under myself to catch it all otherwise I would have had to change the bed linen.</p>
<h2>Fucking Machine Friendliness</h2>
<p>I then decided to try Nova out on one of my fucking machines and so I fitted a <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/universal-fucking-machine-dildo-adaptor.html">Universal Dildo Mount</a> to my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/review-shockspot-12-inch-fucking-machine.html">Shockspot Fucking Machine</a> using some medical cohesive bandages to secure the dildo to the mount. I primed the cumlube syringe again and then got into the doggy position with the dildo angled correctly to be able to give me a good seeing to from behind.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova9.jpg" alt="The Nova The Breeder dildo from Bad Dragon is available in several sizes and is great for fucking machine fun" /></p>
<p>I had the Shockspot connected to my PC and had my favourite fucking session primed and ready to go, when I pressed the red go button on the handheld remote the Shockspot sprang into life. Slowly inching the toy into me and very slowly fucking me, teasing me with every stroke going deeper than the last.</p>
<p>I used the syringe to keep my pussy full and lubed up, relishing the noises coming from behind me as I was given a right royal fucking by this machine. I was really enjoying the texture of the Nova as it moved in and out and it wasn't long before my first orgasm washed over me but the machine didn't notice it just carried on fucking me through it.</p>
<p>I had my second orgasm just as the machine was really going fast and was steadily going deeper and I could feel the knot starting to stretch me open on the in stroke, this sent me over the edge and I stopped the machine and pushed myself back completely taking Nova right up me to the hilt. Again I emptied the rest of the syringe of cumlube into my pussy, simulating a huge creampie as I started to orgasm and this added to the experience sending me into a shuddering orgasm. You can't beat being fucked relentlessly by a machine and then receiving a sticky creampie at the end.</p>
<p>Here is a quick sketch of what I was fantasising about whilst getting fucked by Nova.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/cartoons/nova.jpg" alt="The Nova The Breeder from Bad Dragon arrived well packaged and in good time" /></p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>What can I say, this is the best dildo I have had from Bad Dragon (so far) and it really does tick all of the boxes for me. It has got me off many times since I started using it and each time I relish the feeling of those well defined ridges moving in and out of me. The texture and softness of the silicone is divine and I can play with Nova for literally hours without getting sore. It has left me with a problem now though as it will be hard to beat and so I don't know what to choose next to review from Bad Dragon. I am open to suggestion though so if you have a burning desire to hear about a particular Bad Dragon sex toy let me know in the comments form below.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova8.jpg" alt="The Nova The Breeder dildo from Bad Dragon is a superb body safe silicone dildo" /></p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:</p>
<ul>
<li>100% body safe platinum cure silicone</li>
<li>Choice of firmness ratings, I opted for a medium base and soft shaft</li>
<li>Great texture and different diameters</li>
<li>Multiple colours and base styles available</li>
<li>Flexible</li>
<li>Cumtube for creampie fun and games</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>All of my toys from Bad Dragon are amazing but this one is just that little bit better, with its cumtube and creampie games it is easy to see why it is called the Breeder. The body safe silicone is easy to look after, feels great and looks stunning. I would highly recommend the Nova for anyone looking for a fantasy dildo, infact I'd recommend it to anyone looking for a dildo, it really does hit the spot for me everytime.</p>
<h2>Recommendations</h2>
<p>I would recommend this sex toy to:
<ul>
<li>Anyone looking for a body safe silicone dildo that can ejaculate.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a fantasy dildo.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a dildo with a knot for fantasy tie play.</p></li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who:</p>
<ul>
<li>Wants a slim dildo.</li>
<li>Doesn't like strong textures.</li>
</ul>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=10;Functionality=10;Ease Of Use=9;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p>You can get the <a href="http://bad-dragon.com/products/nova" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Nova The Breeder</a> from <a href="http://bad-dragon.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bad-Dragon.com from $70</a>, it's a very reasonably priced body safe sex toy. Check out the amazing range of fantasy dildos and masturbators available from <a href="http://bad-dragon.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bad-Dragon.com</a>.</p>
<p>I would love to hear what you thought of this review. What can I do better, what did you like? Let me know in the comments form below. Thank you for taking the time to read it. Joanne xx</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>BadDragon</li><li>Dildo</li><li>Silicone</li><li>CumTube</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>CumLube</li><li>Attachment</li><li>Ejaculating</li><li>Dragon</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/75b44b0e9c2e5d305fa323c6c51d3476_S.jpg" alt="Dildo Review: Nova The Breeder from Bad Dragon" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Nova The Breeder - Creampie Dildo Fun</h2>
<p>I received a Bad Dragon Nova the Breeder dildo for Christmas from my hubby as he knows just how much I love the Bad Dragon range and how turned on I get with ejaculating dildos.</p>
<p>This is my fourth dildo from Bad Dragon and I am starting to build up a nice little collections of them. Now as a girl, like most young girls I had fantasies about knights in shining armour and dragons. As I got older my fantasies got a bit naughtier than most and often had me chained or tied up by the dragon which would then have its wicked way with me. When I found the Bad Dragon range of fantasy silicone dildos I was over the moon as I could live out my dragon fantasies.</p>
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<p>I emptied the syringe full of cumlube into my pussy as I started to orgasm and this added to the experience sending me into a shuddering orgasm. You can't beat being fucked relentlessly by a machine and then receiving a sticky creampie at the end.</p>
</blockquote>
<p>So if you really want to find out what I think of Nova The Breeder then read on for an insight into how I like to use my dildos.</p>
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<h2>About Bad Dragon</h2>
<p>Bad Dragon have a great reputation for producing quality silicone fantasy sex toys, their range and service is second to none. They were founded in 2008 when there weren't many fantasy sex toys available and have carved their own niche in the market place. They offer extensive customisation of their products in terms of their choice of colours, material firmness and even custom colours.</p>
<p>They also offer the option of the CumTube on several dildo models. This allows the toy to shoot out <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/review-bad-dragons-cum-lube.html">CumLube</a> (or any other liquid), Bad Dragon's own range of personal lubricant to simulate a creampie or ejaculation.</p>
<p>They are continually pushing the envelope in terms of materials and technology and are the market leaders, having earned their well deserved reputation for customer care and service. They have an army of loyal fans, of which yours truly is one of them.</p>
<p>All of their toys are made out of body safe silicone so no Phthalates to worry about, and this is another reason why I highly rate Bad Dragon.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova1.jpg" alt="The Nova The Breeder from Bad Dragon looks stunning" /></p>
<h2>Delivery</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova2.jpg" alt="I love the vivid colours on the Nova, the way they blend together is great" align="left" hspace="10" />As always my package arrived without any fuss and in plain packaging however as soon as you open a box form Bad Dragon the adventure begins. They take a lot of pride in the way their sex toys are packaged. Each dildo is sealed inside its own tamper proof bag and it nestles in tissue paper which is always a nice way to present a gift let alone something you have bought.</p>
<p>As my Nova has a CumTube fitted it comes with 250ml (8 Fl Oz) of Cumlube and a syringe for using it. I also received a set of silicone samples so that I could get my head around the different densities of silicone that Bad Dragon use but more about these is a video that I will make later.</p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>The Nova The Breeder dildo is made form 100% body safe platinum cure silicone in two densities. The base is made of a medium density blend whilst the body of this dildo is soft silicone. I prefer harder bases as it makes mounting my dildos to my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/tag/sex-machine.html">Fucking Machines</a> much easier by using a <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/universal-fucking-machine-dildo-adaptor.html">universal mount</a>. The shaft on the Nova is very soft and it feels great just squishing it in your hand. I couldn't wait to try it out for its intended purpose.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova3.jpg" alt="I love the vivid colours and texture on the Nova, the way they blend together is great" align="right" hspace="10" />My Nova is a marble effect with gold and turquoise and it looks absolutely amazing. I love the way that the gold and the colour swirl together but they don't mix. How Bad Dragon do this is a mystery to me.</p>
<p>As with most Silicone sex toys the Nova can be a bit of a dust magnet so always store it in a bag once you have cleaned it. That way it will be ready to use straight away once you get in to the mood for some dragon fun. I use resealable sandwich bags for my toy collection and they work well.</p>
<p>My small Nova is 7" (17.8cm) long and the head is 1.5" (3.8cm) in diameter and the knot is 2.1" (5.3cm) in diameter. This makes my Nova slightly smaller than my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/vasu-the-naga-from-bad-dragon.html">Medium Vasu</a>. The table shown below details the sizes available and their dimensions, there is one to suit everyone.</p>
<p>The Nova has lots of texture which is great for a self confessed texture queen like myself. It has a nicely pointed head and then three prominent ribbed sections followed by a knot which feels incredible.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/novasizes.jpg" alt="The Nova The Breeder dildo from Bad Dragon is available in several sizes" /></p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova4.jpg" alt="You won't believe just how flexible the Nova silicone dildo actually is" align="right" hspace="10" />Having a dual density dildo is great as it means the shaft is very soft indeed whilst the base is much firmer so easier to hold on to. The soft shaft makes it very comfortable to use whilst still giving you the benefit of all the textures.</p>
<p>The small is the perfect size for me but other sizes are of course available. I can take the whole thing which feels incredible due to the knot near the base of this dildo.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova5.jpg" alt="The cumtube brings this dildo to life and allows you to enjoy simulated creampie games" align="left" hspace="10" />The cumtube is another great feature of this dildo. You get the option when you order of either having a flat base, a suction cup base or a cum tube. I like to opt for the cumtube for creampie fun and games. The tube is long enough to make it easy to use without it getting in the way at all. You slide the end of the cumtube into the end of the syringe and when you depress the plunger the pressure holds everything tightly in place. I have never had any leaks with Bad Dragon dildos (which is more than can be said for me afterwards).</p>
<p>The syringe is a nice size and can hold a lot of cumlube, just fill the syringe and connect the cumtube then slowly depress the plunger of the syringe until lube starts to trickle out of the end of the dildo. Once you see the lube you are ready to play. I love cum play and the CumTube brings that fantasy element to life for me and also is a great way of applying lube to exactly where it is needed when experiencing high speed fucking on one of my machines.</p>
<p>To clean just wash the dildo in warm soapy water and use your favourite sex toy cleaner on it. To clean the cumtube just fill the syringe with warm water and flush the tube through until clear.</p>
<h2>Use</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova6.jpg" alt="The cumtube really adds a kinky dimension to this dildo" align="right" hspace="10" />My first session with Nova was by hand and I had already filled and primed the syringe with cumlube. I let some of it run out over my clitoris and labia and I rubbed it in using the dildo.</p>
<p>I loved the way each ridge made me gasp as I ran it directly over my clit. I was ready in no time and let the tip of the dildo slowly part my lips.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova7.jpg" alt="The well defined ridges feel sublime" align="left" hspace="10" />I really enjoyed the feeling of the head slowly stretching me open as I slid it into my waiting pussy, each ridge felt like another bell-end, each one was bigger than the last and it felt great. I had half of it inside me in no time at all and set up a slow and steady rhythm, pulling it almost out before sliding it back in again.</p>
<p>The ridges on the Nova really do feel good and I got a lot of stimulation out of fucking it. They feel great as each enters you and I can only describe it as a series of cocks going in one after the other.</p>
<p>I got wetter and wetter as every minute or so I pushed the plunger in a bit more on the syringe forcing cumlube deep inside of me and it started to trickle out as I continued thrusting with the toy.</p>
<p>It wasn't long before Nova gave me my first orgasm and I rammed the whole dildo into me just as I started to orgasm with the knot stretching me wide open and then forcing itself deeper into me as it sent me over the edge.</p>
<p>If you have never experienced a dildo with a knot you don't know what you are missing, it first stretches you wider than you have been used to and then your pussy actively tries to swallow the toy locking it inside you as you orgasm. I emptied the rest of the syringe into me as I came enjoying the feeling of receiving a creampie from Nova.</p>
<p>I just lay there with Nova deep inside me feeling very full of silicone toy and of cumlube. When I slowly pulled it out it sort of plopped out with a wet sound and was followed by a flood of cumlube, luckily I had a towel under myself to catch it all otherwise I would have had to change the bed linen.</p>
<h2>Fucking Machine Friendliness</h2>
<p>I then decided to try Nova out on one of my fucking machines and so I fitted a <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/universal-fucking-machine-dildo-adaptor.html">Universal Dildo Mount</a> to my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/review-shockspot-12-inch-fucking-machine.html">Shockspot Fucking Machine</a> using some medical cohesive bandages to secure the dildo to the mount. I primed the cumlube syringe again and then got into the doggy position with the dildo angled correctly to be able to give me a good seeing to from behind.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova9.jpg" alt="The Nova The Breeder dildo from Bad Dragon is available in several sizes and is great for fucking machine fun" /></p>
<p>I had the Shockspot connected to my PC and had my favourite fucking session primed and ready to go, when I pressed the red go button on the handheld remote the Shockspot sprang into life. Slowly inching the toy into me and very slowly fucking me, teasing me with every stroke going deeper than the last.</p>
<p>I used the syringe to keep my pussy full and lubed up, relishing the noises coming from behind me as I was given a right royal fucking by this machine. I was really enjoying the texture of the Nova as it moved in and out and it wasn't long before my first orgasm washed over me but the machine didn't notice it just carried on fucking me through it.</p>
<p>I had my second orgasm just as the machine was really going fast and was steadily going deeper and I could feel the knot starting to stretch me open on the in stroke, this sent me over the edge and I stopped the machine and pushed myself back completely taking Nova right up me to the hilt. Again I emptied the rest of the syringe of cumlube into my pussy, simulating a huge creampie as I started to orgasm and this added to the experience sending me into a shuddering orgasm. You can't beat being fucked relentlessly by a machine and then receiving a sticky creampie at the end.</p>
<p>Here is a quick sketch of what I was fantasising about whilst getting fucked by Nova.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/cartoons/nova.jpg" alt="The Nova The Breeder from Bad Dragon arrived well packaged and in good time" /></p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>What can I say, this is the best dildo I have had from Bad Dragon (so far) and it really does tick all of the boxes for me. It has got me off many times since I started using it and each time I relish the feeling of those well defined ridges moving in and out of me. The texture and softness of the silicone is divine and I can play with Nova for literally hours without getting sore. It has left me with a problem now though as it will be hard to beat and so I don't know what to choose next to review from Bad Dragon. I am open to suggestion though so if you have a burning desire to hear about a particular Bad Dragon sex toy let me know in the comments form below.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/nova/nova8.jpg" alt="The Nova The Breeder dildo from Bad Dragon is a superb body safe silicone dildo" /></p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:</p>
<ul>
<li>100% body safe platinum cure silicone</li>
<li>Choice of firmness ratings, I opted for a medium base and soft shaft</li>
<li>Great texture and different diameters</li>
<li>Multiple colours and base styles available</li>
<li>Flexible</li>
<li>Cumtube for creampie fun and games</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>All of my toys from Bad Dragon are amazing but this one is just that little bit better, with its cumtube and creampie games it is easy to see why it is called the Breeder. The body safe silicone is easy to look after, feels great and looks stunning. I would highly recommend the Nova for anyone looking for a fantasy dildo, infact I'd recommend it to anyone looking for a dildo, it really does hit the spot for me everytime.</p>
<h2>Recommendations</h2>
<p>I would recommend this sex toy to:
<ul>
<li>Anyone looking for a body safe silicone dildo that can ejaculate.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a fantasy dildo.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a dildo with a knot for fantasy tie play.</p></li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who:</p>
<ul>
<li>Wants a slim dildo.</li>
<li>Doesn't like strong textures.</li>
</ul>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=10;Functionality=10;Ease Of Use=9;Price=9{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p>You can get the <a href="http://bad-dragon.com/products/nova" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Nova The Breeder</a> from <a href="http://bad-dragon.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bad-Dragon.com from $70</a>, it's a very reasonably priced body safe sex toy. Check out the amazing range of fantasy dildos and masturbators available from <a href="http://bad-dragon.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bad-Dragon.com</a>.</p>
<p>I would love to hear what you thought of this review. What can I do better, what did you like? Let me know in the comments form below. Thank you for taking the time to read it. Joanne xx</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>BadDragon</li><li>Dildo</li><li>Silicone</li><li>CumTube</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>CumLube</li><li>Attachment</li><li>Ejaculating</li><li>Dragon</li><ul></div>Vasu The Naga from Bad Dragon2015-11-11T10:17:00+00:002015-11-11T10:17:00+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/vasu-the-naga-from-bad-dragon.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/3707d8f2be163bd14c78cf07586f13bb_S.jpg" alt="Vasu The Naga from Bad Dragon" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Vasu Reaches The Parts Other Dildos Can't Reach</h2>
<p>I was asked by Bad Dragon if I could review one of their dildos for them and you guessed it I didn't have to think about it very much as they are one of my all time favourite sex toy manufacturers. If you are not familiar with their fantasy range of dildos and masturbators you really do need to get yourself over to their end of the internet and check out their wares.</p>
<p>They sent me the Vasu The Naga silicone dildo in exchange for an honest and informative review, this review doesn't contain any affiliate links. I am passionate about Bad Dragon sex toys, in my experience so far they have been of exceptional quality and very enjoyable, will the Vasu live up to its forebears high standards? Read on to find out...</p>
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<p>I really got turned on though when I pressed the plunger on the syringe a bit and made the toy fill my pussy with cumlube. Everything suddenly got wetter and sloppier and this sent me over the edge into a great orgasm.</p>
</blockquote>
<p></p>
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<h2>About Bad Dragon</h2>
<p>Bad Dragon have a great reputation for producing quality silicone fantasy sex toys, their range and service is second to none. They were founded in 2008 when there weren't many fantasy sex toys available and have carved their own niche in the market place. They offer extensive customisation of their products in terms of their choice of colours, material firmness and even custom colours.</p>
<p>They also offer the option of the CumTube on several models and this allows the toy to shoot out CumLube (or any other liquid), Bad Dragon's own range of personal lubricant to simulate a creampie.</p>
<p>They push the envelope in terms of materials and technology and are now market leaders having earned their well deserved reputation for customer care. They have an army of loyal fans, of which yours truly is one of them.</p>
<h2>Delivery</h2>
<p>All of the Bad Dragon sex toys that I have bought in the past have been adoptions, which is the term used for ready made off the shelf buys and this one is the first custom toy so it wasn't delivered as quickly as my previous buys. That isn't a problem as remember this was a custom cast and I chose my own colours and material densities. It only took about two weeks to arrive from the US which is great.</p>
<p>As ever the packaging was nondescript, the outside of the box was very discreet and once opened the Bad Dragon fantasy begins with nice packaging that you open to reveal your new toy. Bad Dragon also sent me a bottle of CumLube together with a pin badge and a lanyard. I will be wearing these with pride to the next convention I attend.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu1.jpg" alt="The Vasu The Naga dildo from Bad Dragon arrived well packaged and in good time" /></p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>This Vasu the Naga dildo is made form 100% body safe platinum cure silicone in two densities. The base is made of a medium density blend whilst the body of the dildo is soft silicone. This means that I can easily mount it to one of my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/tag/sex-machine.html">Fucking Machines</a> by mounting the base to a <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/universal-fucking-machine-dildo-adaptor.html">universal mount/a, the dildo is very soft which is great as these machines can really give you a good pounding.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu2.jpg" alt="I love the vivid colours on the Vasu, the way they blend together is great" align="left" hspace="10" />I decided to go for the standard colour for the Vasu which has a sandy colour to the base with a deep purple shaft which transitions into a post box red at the tip of the dildo. The way that the colours blend into one another is seamless.</p>
<p>The vasu is a lovely shaped and colourful toy. Like most silicone toys it is a dust and fluff magnet so make sure that you keep it inside a bag between uses to avoid it collecting fluff. Top-Tip - I use resealable sandwich bags and they are great for this purpose.</p>
<p>My medium is 8" (20.3cm) long and the head is 1.55" (4cm) in diameter and the knot is 2.2" (5.6cm) in diameter. The table shown below details the sizes available and their dimensions, there is one to suit everyone.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasusizes.jpg" alt="The Vasu The Naga dildo from Bad Dragon is available in several sizes" /></p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu3.jpg" alt="You won;t believe just how flexible this silicone dildo actually is" align="right" hspace="10" />The shaft is incredibly flexible and it's possible to actually fold this dildo in half. There's a good deal of 'squish' when squeezing this toy and that makes it very comfortable in use.</p>
<p>This is a good size toy for me, large enough to enjoy without stretching me too far, that said I couldn't quite fit the knot fully inside, so that's something I will need to work on. The ribs might look slight but give great texture in use.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu4.jpg" alt="The cumtube brings this dildo to life and allows you to enjoy simulated creampie games" align="left" hspace="10" />A definite plus with this toy is the tapered tip as it allows for further penetration than most standard shaped dildos, giving an extra sensation as it hits my cervix and runs under it. It's a really pleasant sensation that I love and I will be looking out for more pointed soft dildos to try.</p>
<p>The cumtube is another added bonus, the tube is long enough to make it easy to use without it getting in the way. The syringe fits tightly over the tube, which means that when fitted correctly, it doesn't fall off, so that's something you don't need to worry about.</p>
<p>The syringe is large, making it very easy to use with one hand, just don't push down too hard if you only want a little lube to come through the dildo. I love cum play and the CumTube really brings this toy to life and makes things really easy on a Fucking Machine as you don't dry out.</p>
<p>Cleaning is very easy, just don't dry it on a towel or any other fluffy surface. To clean the cumlube tube, simply empty the syringe, then fill it and empty it several times with warm water. Then fill the syringe with clean warm water, fix it onto the cumtube and flush the cumlube from the cumtube to clear it through.</p>
<p>One word of caution though, make sure the dildo is facing down in the bath or sink, especially if you forgot to clean out the tube a few days ago. Once the pressure builds up, it does squirt quite far, and cleaning up this lube from the wall is not as easy as you would like, due to it's stringy texture.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu6.jpg" alt="The Vasu The Naga dildo from Bad Dragon is a stunning toy to look at and use" /></p>
<h2>Use</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu5.jpg" alt="The cumtube really adds a kinky dimension to this dildo" align="right" hspace="10" />The first time I used the Vasu it was by hand. I filled the syringe with CumLube and attached it to the cumtube, depressing the plunger until a trickle of the cumlube came out of the end of the dildo. I rubbed this into my pussy lips and clit and it felt really nice.</p>
<p>I was really ready for this toy and could have got away with not using any lube at all and pressing it into my pussy was very easy and it effortlessly spread my labia and entered my vagina. I loved the feeling of the tapered tip gently teasing me open and it didn't take me long to get the head of the dildo inside. I love the various diameters and textures on this toy and enjoyed pushing it even further home.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu7.jpg" alt="The tip of this dildo rubbed my cervix rather than banged against it" align="left" hspace="10" />Some toys can actually hurt when they come up against my cervix but the Vasu was different, I felt the tip touch me there and then it slid under my cervix so I could get even more of the toy into me. That felt amazing and I almost managed to get the knot inside but alas I couldn't.</p>
<p>I'm sure I will eventually though and it gives me a good excuse to keep trying. The knot is very wide and feels amazing.</p>
<p>I love the different levels of stretch that you feel with this toy as you fuck yourself with it as there is such a disparity in diameters along the toy, and this feels amazing.</p>
<p>I really got turned on though when I pressed the plunger on the syringe a bit and made the toy fill my pussy with cumlube. Everything suddenly got wetter and sloppier and this feeling sent me over the edge into a great orgasm. Upon pulling the toy out I was left with a well fucked pussy that was dribbling cumlube as if I had just received the worlds biggest creampie and that was a very horny feeling too.</p>
<p>The nice and wide base makes riding the Vasu very easy as well as being a great handhold.</p>
<h2>Fucking Machine Friendliness</h2>
<p>My second session saw me fitting a <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/universal-fucking-machine-dildo-adaptor.html">Universal Dildo Mount</a> to my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/review-shockspot-12-inch-fucking-machine.html">Shockspot Fucking Machine</a> and I used some medical cohesive bandages to secure the dildo to the mount. I primed the cumlube syringe and then got into position with the dildo angled correctly to be able to give me a good seeing to.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu10.jpg" alt="The Vasu The Naga dildo from Bad Dragon is available in several sizes and is great for fucking machine fun" /></p>
<p>I was using the machine manually and so I adjusted the depth of penetration dial to slowly make the dildo slide in as far as I could take it before I set it to a long stroke and then adjusted the speed dial before pressing the on button. The machine sprang into life and I just laid back and enjoyed a long slow fuck with the tip of the dildo rubbing against my cervix before almost withdrawing completely.</p>
<p>I regularly operated the cumlube syringe to fill myself with cumlube and I felt it trickle out and run down over my bum. The added wetness caused all sort of wet squelching noises to be emitted from my vag which was a tad embarrassing but it felt incredible.</p>
<p>When I was ready to come I ramped up the speed before stopping it dead deep inside me as my orgasm washed over me, I also pumped the rest of the cumlube into my eager pussy at this point and I gave myself two orgasms one straight after the other and it felt incredible. I just lay there for what felt like ages with the Vasu buried deep inside me and cumlube trickling out of me - it must have been quite a sight LOL.</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>I can't fault the Vasu at all, it really is a superb dildo and a lot of fun by hand or on a Fucking Machine. The base is easy to hold and the variety of diameters on this dildo together with the great textures make it feel incredible in use. I will continue using it in order to take the knot as doing that on the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/bad-dragons-elden-the-faerie-dragon.html">Elden dildo</a> I have feels incredible.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu8.jpg" alt="The Vasu The Naga dildo from Bad Dragon is a superb body safe silicone dildo" /></p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:</p>
<ul>
<li>100% body safe platinum cure silicone</li>
<li>Choice of firmness ratings, I opted for a medium base and soft shaft</li>
<li>Great texture and different diameters</li>
<li>Flexible</li>
<li>Cumtube for creampie fun and games</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Every sex toy that I have used from Bad Dragon has been exceptional and this one again lives up to my expectations. It is made out of very high quality body safe materials and if you love fantasy dildos then you will love this one, I particularly like the soft pointed tip and the cumtube.</p>
<h2>Recommendations</h2>
<p>I would recommend this sex toy to:
<ul>
<li>Anyone looking for a body safe silicone dildo that can ejaculate.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a fantasy dildo.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a dildo with a knot for fantasy tie play.</p></li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who:</p>
<ul>
<li>Wants a slim dildo.</li>
</ul>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=9;Price=7{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p>You can get the <a href="http://bad-dragon.com/products/vasu" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Vasu The Naga</a> from <a href="http://bad-dragon.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bad-Dragon.com from $55</a>, it's a very reasonably priced body safe sex toy. Check out the amazing range of fantasy dildos and masturbators available from <a href="http://bad-dragon.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bad-Dragon.com</a>.</p>
<p><em>I was sent this toy in exchange for a fair and accurate review of it and this review contains no affiliate links.</em></p>
<p>I would love to hear what you thought of this review. What can I do better, what did you like? Let me know in the comments form below. Thank you for taking the time to read it. Joanne xx</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>BadDragon</li><li>Dildo</li><li>Silicone</li><li>CumTube</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>CumLube</li><li>Attachment</li><li>Ejaculating</li><li>Dragon</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/3707d8f2be163bd14c78cf07586f13bb_S.jpg" alt="Vasu The Naga from Bad Dragon" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Vasu Reaches The Parts Other Dildos Can't Reach</h2>
<p>I was asked by Bad Dragon if I could review one of their dildos for them and you guessed it I didn't have to think about it very much as they are one of my all time favourite sex toy manufacturers. If you are not familiar with their fantasy range of dildos and masturbators you really do need to get yourself over to their end of the internet and check out their wares.</p>
<p>They sent me the Vasu The Naga silicone dildo in exchange for an honest and informative review, this review doesn't contain any affiliate links. I am passionate about Bad Dragon sex toys, in my experience so far they have been of exceptional quality and very enjoyable, will the Vasu live up to its forebears high standards? Read on to find out...</p>
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<p>I really got turned on though when I pressed the plunger on the syringe a bit and made the toy fill my pussy with cumlube. Everything suddenly got wetter and sloppier and this sent me over the edge into a great orgasm.</p>
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<h2>About Bad Dragon</h2>
<p>Bad Dragon have a great reputation for producing quality silicone fantasy sex toys, their range and service is second to none. They were founded in 2008 when there weren't many fantasy sex toys available and have carved their own niche in the market place. They offer extensive customisation of their products in terms of their choice of colours, material firmness and even custom colours.</p>
<p>They also offer the option of the CumTube on several models and this allows the toy to shoot out CumLube (or any other liquid), Bad Dragon's own range of personal lubricant to simulate a creampie.</p>
<p>They push the envelope in terms of materials and technology and are now market leaders having earned their well deserved reputation for customer care. They have an army of loyal fans, of which yours truly is one of them.</p>
<h2>Delivery</h2>
<p>All of the Bad Dragon sex toys that I have bought in the past have been adoptions, which is the term used for ready made off the shelf buys and this one is the first custom toy so it wasn't delivered as quickly as my previous buys. That isn't a problem as remember this was a custom cast and I chose my own colours and material densities. It only took about two weeks to arrive from the US which is great.</p>
<p>As ever the packaging was nondescript, the outside of the box was very discreet and once opened the Bad Dragon fantasy begins with nice packaging that you open to reveal your new toy. Bad Dragon also sent me a bottle of CumLube together with a pin badge and a lanyard. I will be wearing these with pride to the next convention I attend.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu1.jpg" alt="The Vasu The Naga dildo from Bad Dragon arrived well packaged and in good time" /></p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>This Vasu the Naga dildo is made form 100% body safe platinum cure silicone in two densities. The base is made of a medium density blend whilst the body of the dildo is soft silicone. This means that I can easily mount it to one of my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/tag/sex-machine.html">Fucking Machines</a> by mounting the base to a <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/universal-fucking-machine-dildo-adaptor.html">universal mount/a, the dildo is very soft which is great as these machines can really give you a good pounding.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu2.jpg" alt="I love the vivid colours on the Vasu, the way they blend together is great" align="left" hspace="10" />I decided to go for the standard colour for the Vasu which has a sandy colour to the base with a deep purple shaft which transitions into a post box red at the tip of the dildo. The way that the colours blend into one another is seamless.</p>
<p>The vasu is a lovely shaped and colourful toy. Like most silicone toys it is a dust and fluff magnet so make sure that you keep it inside a bag between uses to avoid it collecting fluff. Top-Tip - I use resealable sandwich bags and they are great for this purpose.</p>
<p>My medium is 8" (20.3cm) long and the head is 1.55" (4cm) in diameter and the knot is 2.2" (5.6cm) in diameter. The table shown below details the sizes available and their dimensions, there is one to suit everyone.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasusizes.jpg" alt="The Vasu The Naga dildo from Bad Dragon is available in several sizes" /></p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu3.jpg" alt="You won;t believe just how flexible this silicone dildo actually is" align="right" hspace="10" />The shaft is incredibly flexible and it's possible to actually fold this dildo in half. There's a good deal of 'squish' when squeezing this toy and that makes it very comfortable in use.</p>
<p>This is a good size toy for me, large enough to enjoy without stretching me too far, that said I couldn't quite fit the knot fully inside, so that's something I will need to work on. The ribs might look slight but give great texture in use.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu4.jpg" alt="The cumtube brings this dildo to life and allows you to enjoy simulated creampie games" align="left" hspace="10" />A definite plus with this toy is the tapered tip as it allows for further penetration than most standard shaped dildos, giving an extra sensation as it hits my cervix and runs under it. It's a really pleasant sensation that I love and I will be looking out for more pointed soft dildos to try.</p>
<p>The cumtube is another added bonus, the tube is long enough to make it easy to use without it getting in the way. The syringe fits tightly over the tube, which means that when fitted correctly, it doesn't fall off, so that's something you don't need to worry about.</p>
<p>The syringe is large, making it very easy to use with one hand, just don't push down too hard if you only want a little lube to come through the dildo. I love cum play and the CumTube really brings this toy to life and makes things really easy on a Fucking Machine as you don't dry out.</p>
<p>Cleaning is very easy, just don't dry it on a towel or any other fluffy surface. To clean the cumlube tube, simply empty the syringe, then fill it and empty it several times with warm water. Then fill the syringe with clean warm water, fix it onto the cumtube and flush the cumlube from the cumtube to clear it through.</p>
<p>One word of caution though, make sure the dildo is facing down in the bath or sink, especially if you forgot to clean out the tube a few days ago. Once the pressure builds up, it does squirt quite far, and cleaning up this lube from the wall is not as easy as you would like, due to it's stringy texture.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu6.jpg" alt="The Vasu The Naga dildo from Bad Dragon is a stunning toy to look at and use" /></p>
<h2>Use</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu5.jpg" alt="The cumtube really adds a kinky dimension to this dildo" align="right" hspace="10" />The first time I used the Vasu it was by hand. I filled the syringe with CumLube and attached it to the cumtube, depressing the plunger until a trickle of the cumlube came out of the end of the dildo. I rubbed this into my pussy lips and clit and it felt really nice.</p>
<p>I was really ready for this toy and could have got away with not using any lube at all and pressing it into my pussy was very easy and it effortlessly spread my labia and entered my vagina. I loved the feeling of the tapered tip gently teasing me open and it didn't take me long to get the head of the dildo inside. I love the various diameters and textures on this toy and enjoyed pushing it even further home.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu7.jpg" alt="The tip of this dildo rubbed my cervix rather than banged against it" align="left" hspace="10" />Some toys can actually hurt when they come up against my cervix but the Vasu was different, I felt the tip touch me there and then it slid under my cervix so I could get even more of the toy into me. That felt amazing and I almost managed to get the knot inside but alas I couldn't.</p>
<p>I'm sure I will eventually though and it gives me a good excuse to keep trying. The knot is very wide and feels amazing.</p>
<p>I love the different levels of stretch that you feel with this toy as you fuck yourself with it as there is such a disparity in diameters along the toy, and this feels amazing.</p>
<p>I really got turned on though when I pressed the plunger on the syringe a bit and made the toy fill my pussy with cumlube. Everything suddenly got wetter and sloppier and this feeling sent me over the edge into a great orgasm. Upon pulling the toy out I was left with a well fucked pussy that was dribbling cumlube as if I had just received the worlds biggest creampie and that was a very horny feeling too.</p>
<p>The nice and wide base makes riding the Vasu very easy as well as being a great handhold.</p>
<h2>Fucking Machine Friendliness</h2>
<p>My second session saw me fitting a <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/universal-fucking-machine-dildo-adaptor.html">Universal Dildo Mount</a> to my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/review-shockspot-12-inch-fucking-machine.html">Shockspot Fucking Machine</a> and I used some medical cohesive bandages to secure the dildo to the mount. I primed the cumlube syringe and then got into position with the dildo angled correctly to be able to give me a good seeing to.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu10.jpg" alt="The Vasu The Naga dildo from Bad Dragon is available in several sizes and is great for fucking machine fun" /></p>
<p>I was using the machine manually and so I adjusted the depth of penetration dial to slowly make the dildo slide in as far as I could take it before I set it to a long stroke and then adjusted the speed dial before pressing the on button. The machine sprang into life and I just laid back and enjoyed a long slow fuck with the tip of the dildo rubbing against my cervix before almost withdrawing completely.</p>
<p>I regularly operated the cumlube syringe to fill myself with cumlube and I felt it trickle out and run down over my bum. The added wetness caused all sort of wet squelching noises to be emitted from my vag which was a tad embarrassing but it felt incredible.</p>
<p>When I was ready to come I ramped up the speed before stopping it dead deep inside me as my orgasm washed over me, I also pumped the rest of the cumlube into my eager pussy at this point and I gave myself two orgasms one straight after the other and it felt incredible. I just lay there for what felt like ages with the Vasu buried deep inside me and cumlube trickling out of me - it must have been quite a sight LOL.</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>I can't fault the Vasu at all, it really is a superb dildo and a lot of fun by hand or on a Fucking Machine. The base is easy to hold and the variety of diameters on this dildo together with the great textures make it feel incredible in use. I will continue using it in order to take the knot as doing that on the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/bad-dragons-elden-the-faerie-dragon.html">Elden dildo</a> I have feels incredible.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/vasu/vasu8.jpg" alt="The Vasu The Naga dildo from Bad Dragon is a superb body safe silicone dildo" /></p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:</p>
<ul>
<li>100% body safe platinum cure silicone</li>
<li>Choice of firmness ratings, I opted for a medium base and soft shaft</li>
<li>Great texture and different diameters</li>
<li>Flexible</li>
<li>Cumtube for creampie fun and games</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Every sex toy that I have used from Bad Dragon has been exceptional and this one again lives up to my expectations. It is made out of very high quality body safe materials and if you love fantasy dildos then you will love this one, I particularly like the soft pointed tip and the cumtube.</p>
<h2>Recommendations</h2>
<p>I would recommend this sex toy to:
<ul>
<li>Anyone looking for a body safe silicone dildo that can ejaculate.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a fantasy dildo.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a dildo with a knot for fantasy tie play.</p></li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who:</p>
<ul>
<li>Wants a slim dildo.</li>
</ul>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=9;Price=7{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p>You can get the <a href="http://bad-dragon.com/products/vasu" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Vasu The Naga</a> from <a href="http://bad-dragon.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bad-Dragon.com from $55</a>, it's a very reasonably priced body safe sex toy. Check out the amazing range of fantasy dildos and masturbators available from <a href="http://bad-dragon.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bad-Dragon.com</a>.</p>
<p><em>I was sent this toy in exchange for a fair and accurate review of it and this review contains no affiliate links.</em></p>
<p>I would love to hear what you thought of this review. What can I do better, what did you like? Let me know in the comments form below. Thank you for taking the time to read it. Joanne xx</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>BadDragon</li><li>Dildo</li><li>Silicone</li><li>CumTube</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>CumLube</li><li>Attachment</li><li>Ejaculating</li><li>Dragon</li><ul></div>Bad Dragons Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon2015-07-09T12:01:00+00:002015-07-09T12:01:00+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-bad-dragons-flint-the-uncut-studded-dragon.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/8fe3e0f34d3083cba6fe73d62a783d7f_S.jpg" alt="Bad Dragons Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Sticky Creampie Action With This Amazing Ejaculating Dildo</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/flint/flint1.jpg" alt="" align="right" hspace="10" />I am a passionate fan of <a href="http://bad-dragon.com/products/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bad-Dragon</a> and their quirky, kinky and simply stunning fantasy dildos and masturbators. I was hooked the moment I first saw and tried my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/bad-dragons-elden-the-faerie-dragon.html">Elden The Faerie Dragon Dildo</a> and have just added Flint The Uncut Studded Dragon Dildo to my collection. This is the first toy that I have that has a cumtube fitted and this allows for glorious creampie fun.</p>
<blockquote><p>Just filling it with cumlube and priming it for use really gets my juices flowing and when you squeeze the dildo you can watch the cum run out of it, simply rub it all over the dildos shaft and you are ready to go.</p></blockquote>
<p>I ordered a Medium and it is huge, I wished that I had paid more attention to the size chart as I can only get half of this dildo inside my pussy. I would love to be able to take it all - then again I love a good challenge so I'll see what I can do with some practice.</p>
<p>As usual Bad Dragon surpass themselves, in terms of both attention to detail and customer service. This dildo is a work of art, I just wish I could get away with giving it pride of place in the middle of my mantlepiece but alas, I think that course of action may raise just too many questions when I have guests.</p>
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<h2>Delivery</h2>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/flint/flint2.jpg" alt="" align="left" hspace="10" />The dildo arrived in very good time from the US and I found it relatively straightforward paying the customs fees on its arrival. It was very well packaged and was delivered by UPS.</p>
<p>Upon opening the box I couldn't help giggling when I saw the Park Information brochure for Bad Dragon Island, a rather tongue in cheek nod to the new Jurassic Park movie. I love the way that they don't just make dildos, they create characters and stories which brings them to life. Suffice to say the delivery as usual was smooth and just the start of the kinky fun.</p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>The dildo was sealed in its own bag and the cum tube was neatly coiled and secured with an elastic band. The items were wrapped in nice purple tissue paper which was a nice touch. Along with the Dildo I was sent a 250ml (8 Fl/Oz) bottle of <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/review-bad-dragons-cum-lube.html">Cum Lube</a> and a 60ml (2 Fl/Oz) syringe that can be connected to the cum tube for spunky fun.</p>
<p><strong>As with all Bad Dragon sex toys it's made out of 100% body safe silicone</strong> so no need to worry about phthalates or other nasty chemicals. The silicone can attract fluff and dust though so store the dildo in a bag when clean and dry - I use large sealable sandwich bags for my sex toys.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/flint/flintcan.jpg" alt="" align="right" hspace="10" />The Medium Flint is 22cm (8.75") tall with an insertable length of 16.5cm (6.5"). The diameter of the head is a very nice 4.2cm (1.6") whilst the diameter of the shaft in an eye watering 7.6cm (3"), to put it bluntly this monster is wider than a can of coke. I'm kicking myself for not ordering the small as that would have been perfect for me.</p>
<p>When ordering sex toys from Bad Dragon, always look at the stats, small, medium and large are terms that mean nothing when comparing two different toys as these are all character toys and vary in sizes tremendously.</p>
<p>The detail on this dildo is incredible, I love the studs around its tip and the scales are really pronounced and feel great when they enter you. I can only get about 3" of it inside me but every time I use it I push myself with it. I like it so much that I am going to buy a small version of it to be able to really enjoy it to the full.</p>
<p>I don't know how Bad Dragon do it but the changes in colour are very subtle and smooth, the tip is a pale sandy colour which changes to a deep moss around the base, it looks really nice. I also love the fact that it is an uncut dildo, we need more of them out there - I'm a big foreskin fan.</p>
<p>Flint is equipped with a huge pair of balls that means the base of the toy is very large and it can stand freely with a lot of stability and this allows you to squat over it and lower yourself onto it. The cum tube exits through the side near the base and this means you can use it when playing with the toy by hand or on a fucking machine using an adaptor plate.</p>
<h2>Use By Hand</h2>
<p>There is a lot of silicone in this toy and use by hand can be a little bit tiring, I found that by standing it up I could ride it for long periods of time without getting tired and this also allowed me to really try to get as much in as I could.</p>
<h2>Fucking Machine Friendliness</h2>
<p>To use this dildo on a Fucking Machine you are going to need an adaptor plate like the ones supplied by <a href="http://www.fmachinefun.co.uk/buy-a-machine/shop.html#!/~/search/keywords=adaptor dildo&offset=0&sort=relevance" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.fmachinefun.co.uk</a></p>
<p>This is going to be a challenge for anyone on a Fucking Machine but if you can take it then you are in for an amazing ride and the cumtube means that you can stay lubed up for very long sessions. I haven't used it on my fucking machine yet as its too big for me to do that but watch this space when I buy a small Flint from Bad Dragon.</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>Did I say that I love the fact that this is an uncut toy? Oh yes, well I do and the ridges, studds and scales on this monster of a cock feel sublime when you insert it. You really to get a lot of physical stimulation with this toy and you can definitely feel as each bit goes in, with the toy getting wider and wider as you take more of it.</p>
<p>Whilst I can't take it fully it still feels amazing and stretches me open like nothing else I've used. Size queens will love it.</p>
<p> <img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/flint/flint3.jpg" alt="" align="right" hspace="10" />Its best feature though is its cumtube, simply fill the supplied syringe with whatever liquid you desire, I opted for the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/review-bad-dragons-cum-lube.html">Bad Dragon Cum Lube</a>. Slip the end of the cumtube into the end of the syringe and slowly depress the syringes plunger to fill the cum tube with simulated jizz until it trickles from the end of the dildo just like pre-cum.</p>
<p>Just filling it with cumlube and priming it for use really gets my juices flowing and when you squeeze the dildo you can watch the cum run out of it, simply rub it all over the dildos shaft and you are ready to go.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/flint/flint4.jpg" alt="" align="left" hspace="10" />It doesn't take me long to get off with this dildo and it's probably because I know that as my orgasm washes over me I am going to use the syringe to let the dildo explode inside of me pumping me full of cum lube.</p>
<p><strong>It's a great feeling when the cum lube gushes into you</strong> and my hubby's face was a picture when I let the toy slip out of me followed by the biggest creampie he had ever seen. I ended up rubbing the cum lube into my clit and even scooping some of it up to rub into my breasts and nipples as I made myself cum again.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Pros:
<ul>
<li>100% Body Safe Platinum-cure Silicone</li>
<li>Highly detailed</li>
<li>It's uncut - yay!</li>
<li>Good Flexibility</li>
<li>Great texture</li>
<li>Unique design, which makes it the perfect choice when you feel like using something a little different to the norm.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>Cons:
<ul>
<li>Expensive to import from the US (don’t forget customs fees)</li>
<li>Material can attract fluff and dust so store in a bag</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>The <strong>Flint dildo from Bad Dragon is another amazing dildo</strong> that has superb detail and finish, the cum tube adds a whole new dimension to dildo play whether on your own or with a partner.</p>
<p>I would recommend this dildo to anyone who enjoys texture on their sex toys (remember to check which size is right for you though).</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
<a href="http://www.bad-dragon.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/baddragon.jpg" alt="Bad Dragon make silicone fantasy sex toys" /></a>
</p>
<p>I bought my
<a href="http://bad-dragon.com/products/flint" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon</a> from
<a href="http://bad-dragon.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.Bad-Dragon.com</a> for £85.16 Plus £15 customs fees</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=8;Features=10;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=8;Price=8{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>WHERE CAN I GET ONE FROM?</h2>
<h3>
<a href="http://bad-dragon.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.Bad-Dragon.com</a>
</h3>
<p><a href="http://bad-dragon.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bad Dragon</a> was born out of a strong desire for a greater selection of fantasy toys to be made available to everyone. Bad Dragon's main mission is to do their part in 'making fantasies real' for individuals who want to indulge in their fantasies a little deeper.</p>
<p>Check out their great range of
<a href="http://bad-dragon.com/products" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fantasy Toys</a>.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Silicone</li><li>CumLube</li><li>Dildo</li><li>BadDragon</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>Attachment</li><li>Ejaculating</li><li>CumTube</li><li>Dragon</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/8fe3e0f34d3083cba6fe73d62a783d7f_S.jpg" alt="Bad Dragons Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Sticky Creampie Action With This Amazing Ejaculating Dildo</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/flint/flint1.jpg" alt="" align="right" hspace="10" />I am a passionate fan of <a href="http://bad-dragon.com/products/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bad-Dragon</a> and their quirky, kinky and simply stunning fantasy dildos and masturbators. I was hooked the moment I first saw and tried my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/bad-dragons-elden-the-faerie-dragon.html">Elden The Faerie Dragon Dildo</a> and have just added Flint The Uncut Studded Dragon Dildo to my collection. This is the first toy that I have that has a cumtube fitted and this allows for glorious creampie fun.</p>
<blockquote><p>Just filling it with cumlube and priming it for use really gets my juices flowing and when you squeeze the dildo you can watch the cum run out of it, simply rub it all over the dildos shaft and you are ready to go.</p></blockquote>
<p>I ordered a Medium and it is huge, I wished that I had paid more attention to the size chart as I can only get half of this dildo inside my pussy. I would love to be able to take it all - then again I love a good challenge so I'll see what I can do with some practice.</p>
<p>As usual Bad Dragon surpass themselves, in terms of both attention to detail and customer service. This dildo is a work of art, I just wish I could get away with giving it pride of place in the middle of my mantlepiece but alas, I think that course of action may raise just too many questions when I have guests.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h2>Delivery</h2>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/flint/flint2.jpg" alt="" align="left" hspace="10" />The dildo arrived in very good time from the US and I found it relatively straightforward paying the customs fees on its arrival. It was very well packaged and was delivered by UPS.</p>
<p>Upon opening the box I couldn't help giggling when I saw the Park Information brochure for Bad Dragon Island, a rather tongue in cheek nod to the new Jurassic Park movie. I love the way that they don't just make dildos, they create characters and stories which brings them to life. Suffice to say the delivery as usual was smooth and just the start of the kinky fun.</p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>The dildo was sealed in its own bag and the cum tube was neatly coiled and secured with an elastic band. The items were wrapped in nice purple tissue paper which was a nice touch. Along with the Dildo I was sent a 250ml (8 Fl/Oz) bottle of <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/review-bad-dragons-cum-lube.html">Cum Lube</a> and a 60ml (2 Fl/Oz) syringe that can be connected to the cum tube for spunky fun.</p>
<p><strong>As with all Bad Dragon sex toys it's made out of 100% body safe silicone</strong> so no need to worry about phthalates or other nasty chemicals. The silicone can attract fluff and dust though so store the dildo in a bag when clean and dry - I use large sealable sandwich bags for my sex toys.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/flint/flintcan.jpg" alt="" align="right" hspace="10" />The Medium Flint is 22cm (8.75") tall with an insertable length of 16.5cm (6.5"). The diameter of the head is a very nice 4.2cm (1.6") whilst the diameter of the shaft in an eye watering 7.6cm (3"), to put it bluntly this monster is wider than a can of coke. I'm kicking myself for not ordering the small as that would have been perfect for me.</p>
<p>When ordering sex toys from Bad Dragon, always look at the stats, small, medium and large are terms that mean nothing when comparing two different toys as these are all character toys and vary in sizes tremendously.</p>
<p>The detail on this dildo is incredible, I love the studs around its tip and the scales are really pronounced and feel great when they enter you. I can only get about 3" of it inside me but every time I use it I push myself with it. I like it so much that I am going to buy a small version of it to be able to really enjoy it to the full.</p>
<p>I don't know how Bad Dragon do it but the changes in colour are very subtle and smooth, the tip is a pale sandy colour which changes to a deep moss around the base, it looks really nice. I also love the fact that it is an uncut dildo, we need more of them out there - I'm a big foreskin fan.</p>
<p>Flint is equipped with a huge pair of balls that means the base of the toy is very large and it can stand freely with a lot of stability and this allows you to squat over it and lower yourself onto it. The cum tube exits through the side near the base and this means you can use it when playing with the toy by hand or on a fucking machine using an adaptor plate.</p>
<h2>Use By Hand</h2>
<p>There is a lot of silicone in this toy and use by hand can be a little bit tiring, I found that by standing it up I could ride it for long periods of time without getting tired and this also allowed me to really try to get as much in as I could.</p>
<h2>Fucking Machine Friendliness</h2>
<p>To use this dildo on a Fucking Machine you are going to need an adaptor plate like the ones supplied by <a href="http://www.fmachinefun.co.uk/buy-a-machine/shop.html#!/~/search/keywords=adaptor dildo&offset=0&sort=relevance" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.fmachinefun.co.uk</a></p>
<p>This is going to be a challenge for anyone on a Fucking Machine but if you can take it then you are in for an amazing ride and the cumtube means that you can stay lubed up for very long sessions. I haven't used it on my fucking machine yet as its too big for me to do that but watch this space when I buy a small Flint from Bad Dragon.</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>Did I say that I love the fact that this is an uncut toy? Oh yes, well I do and the ridges, studds and scales on this monster of a cock feel sublime when you insert it. You really to get a lot of physical stimulation with this toy and you can definitely feel as each bit goes in, with the toy getting wider and wider as you take more of it.</p>
<p>Whilst I can't take it fully it still feels amazing and stretches me open like nothing else I've used. Size queens will love it.</p>
<p> <img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/flint/flint3.jpg" alt="" align="right" hspace="10" />Its best feature though is its cumtube, simply fill the supplied syringe with whatever liquid you desire, I opted for the <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/review-bad-dragons-cum-lube.html">Bad Dragon Cum Lube</a>. Slip the end of the cumtube into the end of the syringe and slowly depress the syringes plunger to fill the cum tube with simulated jizz until it trickles from the end of the dildo just like pre-cum.</p>
<p>Just filling it with cumlube and priming it for use really gets my juices flowing and when you squeeze the dildo you can watch the cum run out of it, simply rub it all over the dildos shaft and you are ready to go.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/flint/flint4.jpg" alt="" align="left" hspace="10" />It doesn't take me long to get off with this dildo and it's probably because I know that as my orgasm washes over me I am going to use the syringe to let the dildo explode inside of me pumping me full of cum lube.</p>
<p><strong>It's a great feeling when the cum lube gushes into you</strong> and my hubby's face was a picture when I let the toy slip out of me followed by the biggest creampie he had ever seen. I ended up rubbing the cum lube into my clit and even scooping some of it up to rub into my breasts and nipples as I made myself cum again.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Pros:
<ul>
<li>100% Body Safe Platinum-cure Silicone</li>
<li>Highly detailed</li>
<li>It's uncut - yay!</li>
<li>Good Flexibility</li>
<li>Great texture</li>
<li>Unique design, which makes it the perfect choice when you feel like using something a little different to the norm.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>Cons:
<ul>
<li>Expensive to import from the US (don’t forget customs fees)</li>
<li>Material can attract fluff and dust so store in a bag</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>The <strong>Flint dildo from Bad Dragon is another amazing dildo</strong> that has superb detail and finish, the cum tube adds a whole new dimension to dildo play whether on your own or with a partner.</p>
<p>I would recommend this dildo to anyone who enjoys texture on their sex toys (remember to check which size is right for you though).</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
<a href="http://www.bad-dragon.com" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/baddragon.jpg" alt="Bad Dragon make silicone fantasy sex toys" /></a>
</p>
<p>I bought my
<a href="http://bad-dragon.com/products/flint" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Flint the Uncut Studded Dragon</a> from
<a href="http://bad-dragon.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.Bad-Dragon.com</a> for £85.16 Plus £15 customs fees</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>{CWRATING}max=10;label=Overall;decimal=1;Design=8;Features=10;Functionality=9;Ease Of Use=8;Price=8{/CWRATING}</p>
<h2>WHERE CAN I GET ONE FROM?</h2>
<h3>
<a href="http://bad-dragon.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">www.Bad-Dragon.com</a>
</h3>
<p><a href="http://bad-dragon.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bad Dragon</a> was born out of a strong desire for a greater selection of fantasy toys to be made available to everyone. Bad Dragon's main mission is to do their part in 'making fantasies real' for individuals who want to indulge in their fantasies a little deeper.</p>
<p>Check out their great range of
<a href="http://bad-dragon.com/products" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fantasy Toys</a>.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>Silicone</li><li>CumLube</li><li>Dildo</li><li>BadDragon</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>Attachment</li><li>Ejaculating</li><li>CumTube</li><li>Dragon</li><ul></div>Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock2015-04-20T15:16:52+00:002015-04-20T15:16:52+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/review-doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/787ae9ec9023a82f5aa7e4c1a64f73cb_S.jpg" alt="The Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock from SexToys.co.uk" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock - Flesh Coloured</h2>
<p>I was sent this 8 Inch Dildo by
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">SexToys.co.uk</a> in exchange for an honest and frank review of it. At the time of writing this review it costs just
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">£38.95</a> which is about par with the price on most sites that I checked.</p>
<p>This is another dildo that I have used with my
<a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/f-machine-pro-fucking-machine.html">F-Machine Pro</a> and it's now a firm (snigger) favourite attachment for that machine.</p>
<blockquote>
<P />This Dildo has both the length, texture and looks to really get my juices flowing. It's modelled from a real cock and the detail is superb, I particularly like the well definded head that feels great as it 'pops' past your vaginal opening. The balls give something for you to hold onto and squeeze, they feel amazing banging against you if you use it on a Fucking Machine.</p>
</blockquote>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h2>Delivery</h2>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/sextoysbox1.jpg" alt="The vibrator arrived under plain packaging" align="left" hspace="5" />The dildos arrival was a nice surprise, Sex Toys UK sent me it together with four other sex items to review.
<a href="http://blog.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/1-my-sex-toy-musings/surprise-package-from-sextoys-co-uk.html">SEE THIS POST</a>. They arrived in a plain white cardboard box that carried no indication whatsoever as to its contents. You can always trust deliveries from Sex Toys UK to arrive like this as it is a very discreet service.</p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inch1.jpg" alt="Doc Johnson - 8 Inch Realistic Cock Vac-u-lock Dildo" align="right" width="250" hspace="5" /></a>This dildo is made out of a PVC derivative called Sil-A-Gel which is claimed to be Anti-Bacterial and Phthalate free, I have never had any issues with this material and it features in a lot of my sex toys, if you are not sure about it you could always use a condom with it.</p>
<p>The toy has a nice feel to it and it's a great size. You can squeeze it and there is a bit of give and you can bend it easily. It features a hole in its flat base for a Vac-u-lock attachment so you can use it with a strap-on harness or as I do - fit it to a sex machine.</p>
<p>The detail on it is stunning and you can tell that it has been made from a mould taken of a very nice cock indeed.
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchhead.jpg" alt="The head of this dildo feels amazing in use" align="left" hspace="5" />The cock is a circumcised one which is common of most dildos and the head of the cock features a well defined ridge that you can really feel as you slide it in. I enjoyed the feeling of just moving it back and forth with that ridge exciting the opening to my pussy.</p>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchhand.jpg" alt="This dildo feels and looks great" align="right" hspace="5" />This dildo measures in at 8"(20.5cm) long and it has a girth of 1.9"(5cm) making it a great toy for most women and of course for anyone adventurous enough to try it for anal play. I would recommend a water based or silicone hybrid type of lube with these toys as they work very well with this material.</p>
<p>Fitting this dildo to a Fucking Machine or strap on will cause it to droop a little under its own weight but that isn't a problem especially if you campare to droop to that of the
<a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-jeff-stryker-realistic.html">Jeff Stryker</a>.</p>
<p>As I always do I washed this toy before use, make sure you always wash new toys and definitely ensure that you wash off all the soap as it can be an irritant to your lady bits.</p>
<h2>Use By Hand</h2>
<p>This is a nice sized dildo and easy to use, it fills you up nicely but isn't too heavy so as to be a problem then used by hand. I found it easiest to grab it by the balls (any guys reading this who are cringing after reading that - sorry) as that allowed me to take all of its length at the same time as being able to move it in and out easilly.</p>
<h2>Fucking Machine Friendliness</h2>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchmount.jpg" alt="This toy comes into its own on a Fucking Machine" align="left" hspace="5" />This toy is ideal for use on the
<a href="http://www.fmachinefun.co.uk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">F-Machine Pro</a>.</p>
<p>I noticed no reduction in its maximum speed which means for very high speed action with this sex toy.</p>
<p>The vac-u-lock system held it in place no trouble at all. It still amazes me as to how effective a mounting system it is.</p>
<p>Top Tip, use a little talcum powder, corn starch or the Vac-u-lock own brand powder in the hole for the adaptor to make it easier to remove the dildo later.</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>This is a great dildo for use with a machine and I use a little water based lube before inserting it and start off slowly. I love the feeling of its texture and the balls are an added bonus as they slap against you as the machine does its job.</p>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchmount2.jpg" alt="Great texture and feel means that this dildo feels great in use" align="right" hspace="5" />Its texture, especialy the head allows for a lot of vaginal wall stimulation, that may not be everyones cup of tea but it works for me. I found that my lips clung to it nicely so that my clit got a lot of stimulation as it move in and out of me. It is great for long slow masturbation sessions as well as hard and fast rides.</p>
<p>As I have already mentioned I would rcommend a little lube at first unless you are really ready for it, in which case just go for it. This is a nice toy that will fill you up and the texture allows some great stimulation as you move it.</p>
<p>I use this toy on and off the machine, it's a great all rounder and I would highly recommend it to anyone wanting a nicely filling fun sex toy.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>8 full inches</li>
<li>Nicely detailed</li>
<li>Use with any Vac-U-Loc Set or Accessory</li>
<li>Made in America</li>
<li>It's got balls</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This Dildo has both the length, texture and looks to really get my juices flowing. It's modelled from a real cock and the detail is superb, I particularly like the well definded head that feels great as it 'pops' past your vaginal opening. The balls give something for you to hold onto and squeeze, they feel amazing banging against you if you use it on a Fucking Machine.</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
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<h3>
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">SexToys.co.uk</a>
</h3>
<p>I bought my first ever vibrator from these guys and I have always gone back to them time and time again as they provide great service and some amazing special offers. They also have a huge range of sex toys.</p>
<p>Check out their great range of
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/women/rabbit-vibrators/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Rabbit Vibrators</a>,
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/dildos/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Dildos</a> and
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/men/masturbators/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Male Masturbators</a>.</p>
<p>I have watched their fetish lines of products grow and grow over the years and you should definitely check out their
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/fetish/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fetish & Bondage Kits</a>. The other thing that I am experimenting with at the moment is
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/fetish/electro-sex-toys/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Electo Sex</a> and they have some great products in that category.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says “Hi".</p>
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</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Fmachine</li><li>Dildo</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>Doc Johnson</li><li>Review</li><li>Attachment</li><li>Sex Toy</li><li>PVC</li><li>SexToys</li><li>Balls</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/787ae9ec9023a82f5aa7e4c1a64f73cb_S.jpg" alt="The Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock from SexToys.co.uk" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Doc Johnson Vac-U-Lock 8 Inch Realistic Cock - Flesh Coloured</h2>
<p>I was sent this 8 Inch Dildo by
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">SexToys.co.uk</a> in exchange for an honest and frank review of it. At the time of writing this review it costs just
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">£38.95</a> which is about par with the price on most sites that I checked.</p>
<p>This is another dildo that I have used with my
<a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/reviews/f-machine-pro-fucking-machine.html">F-Machine Pro</a> and it's now a firm (snigger) favourite attachment for that machine.</p>
<blockquote>
<P />This Dildo has both the length, texture and looks to really get my juices flowing. It's modelled from a real cock and the detail is superb, I particularly like the well definded head that feels great as it 'pops' past your vaginal opening. The balls give something for you to hold onto and squeeze, they feel amazing banging against you if you use it on a Fucking Machine.</p>
</blockquote>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h2>Delivery</h2>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/sextoysbox1.jpg" alt="The vibrator arrived under plain packaging" align="left" hspace="5" />The dildos arrival was a nice surprise, Sex Toys UK sent me it together with four other sex items to review.
<a href="http://blog.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/1-my-sex-toy-musings/surprise-package-from-sextoys-co-uk.html">SEE THIS POST</a>. They arrived in a plain white cardboard box that carried no indication whatsoever as to its contents. You can always trust deliveries from Sex Toys UK to arrive like this as it is a very discreet service.</p>
<h2>Features</h2>
<p>
<a href="http://www.paidonresults.net/c/41054/1/478/0/doc-johnson-vac-u-lock-8-inch-realistic-cock-flesh.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inch1.jpg" alt="Doc Johnson - 8 Inch Realistic Cock Vac-u-lock Dildo" align="right" width="250" hspace="5" /></a>This dildo is made out of a PVC derivative called Sil-A-Gel which is claimed to be Anti-Bacterial and Phthalate free, I have never had any issues with this material and it features in a lot of my sex toys, if you are not sure about it you could always use a condom with it.</p>
<p>The toy has a nice feel to it and it's a great size. You can squeeze it and there is a bit of give and you can bend it easily. It features a hole in its flat base for a Vac-u-lock attachment so you can use it with a strap-on harness or as I do - fit it to a sex machine.</p>
<p>The detail on it is stunning and you can tell that it has been made from a mould taken of a very nice cock indeed.
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchhead.jpg" alt="The head of this dildo feels amazing in use" align="left" hspace="5" />The cock is a circumcised one which is common of most dildos and the head of the cock features a well defined ridge that you can really feel as you slide it in. I enjoyed the feeling of just moving it back and forth with that ridge exciting the opening to my pussy.</p>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchhand.jpg" alt="This dildo feels and looks great" align="right" hspace="5" />This dildo measures in at 8"(20.5cm) long and it has a girth of 1.9"(5cm) making it a great toy for most women and of course for anyone adventurous enough to try it for anal play. I would recommend a water based or silicone hybrid type of lube with these toys as they work very well with this material.</p>
<p>Fitting this dildo to a Fucking Machine or strap on will cause it to droop a little under its own weight but that isn't a problem especially if you campare to droop to that of the
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<p>As I always do I washed this toy before use, make sure you always wash new toys and definitely ensure that you wash off all the soap as it can be an irritant to your lady bits.</p>
<h2>Use By Hand</h2>
<p>This is a nice sized dildo and easy to use, it fills you up nicely but isn't too heavy so as to be a problem then used by hand. I found it easiest to grab it by the balls (any guys reading this who are cringing after reading that - sorry) as that allowed me to take all of its length at the same time as being able to move it in and out easilly.</p>
<h2>Fucking Machine Friendliness</h2>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchmount.jpg" alt="This toy comes into its own on a Fucking Machine" align="left" hspace="5" />This toy is ideal for use on the
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<p>I noticed no reduction in its maximum speed which means for very high speed action with this sex toy.</p>
<p>The vac-u-lock system held it in place no trouble at all. It still amazes me as to how effective a mounting system it is.</p>
<p>Top Tip, use a little talcum powder, corn starch or the Vac-u-lock own brand powder in the hole for the adaptor to make it easier to remove the dildo later.</p>
<h2>Performance</h2>
<p>This is a great dildo for use with a machine and I use a little water based lube before inserting it and start off slowly. I love the feeling of its texture and the balls are an added bonus as they slap against you as the machine does its job.</p>
<p>
<img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/8inchmount2.jpg" alt="Great texture and feel means that this dildo feels great in use" align="right" hspace="5" />Its texture, especialy the head allows for a lot of vaginal wall stimulation, that may not be everyones cup of tea but it works for me. I found that my lips clung to it nicely so that my clit got a lot of stimulation as it move in and out of me. It is great for long slow masturbation sessions as well as hard and fast rides.</p>
<p>As I have already mentioned I would rcommend a little lube at first unless you are really ready for it, in which case just go for it. This is a nice toy that will fill you up and the texture allows some great stimulation as you move it.</p>
<p>I use this toy on and off the machine, it's a great all rounder and I would highly recommend it to anyone wanting a nicely filling fun sex toy.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>8 full inches</li>
<li>Nicely detailed</li>
<li>Use with any Vac-U-Loc Set or Accessory</li>
<li>Made in America</li>
<li>It's got balls</li>
</ul>
</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This Dildo has both the length, texture and looks to really get my juices flowing. It's modelled from a real cock and the detail is superb, I particularly like the well definded head that feels great as it 'pops' past your vaginal opening. The balls give something for you to hold onto and squeeze, they feel amazing banging against you if you use it on a Fucking Machine.</p>
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