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Rocks Off Lust Linx Ball And Chain Review

This ball and chain is definitly no drag

I am no stranger to remote controlled sex toys and love to use them clandestinely when out and about, so I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I would like to review one for them.

Now I love Rocks Off vibrators, and I also love remote controlled toys so no surprise at all that I jumped at the chance to review this silicone ball and chain.

"I do enjoy some clandestine outdoor fun and games, and Stunt Cock took great delight in teasing me rotten while out and about. It makes shopping or a trip to the post office much more fun."

Joanne

Not having to wait long for delivery I still found myself fantasising about ways to enjoy and maximise the remote function of this vibe.

Once it arrived I was blown away by just how kinky it looks in its retail packaging, but would its performance match its kinky looks? Read on to find out.

Review Of The New Zumio S Clitoral Vibrator

I put this clitoral vibe to the test to compare it to its predecessor

I have been fortunate enough to have been sent a Zumio S to review, this is a smaller version of the original Zumio which is now called the Zumio X.

I have been dying to see how the new Zumio S performs as I have already reviewed the Zumio X.

"In use, it is very quiet making it a very discreet vibe ideal for use in busy households. It is small enough to be easily used when making love it you need some extra stimulation."

Joanne

Already having the original Zumio has meant that I could compare them both side by side to see the differences in performance that the slight changes to the design have resulted in.

So, is the Zumio S a leap forward for this unique clitoral vibrator or is it more of a flop? Read on to find out.

Blush Novelties Fruity Grape Bullet Vibe Review

This tiny little bullet vibe is surprisingly powerful

I love small and powerful bullet vibes and have so much use for them while masturbating or playing with others. I honestly believe that everyone should have some bullets in their toy bags as they are so much fun.

I was delighted when AdultShopIt sent me a Blush Novelties Fruity Vibe - Grape to review and I looked forward to putting it to the test.

"I was surprised at just how powerful the motor is on the Fruit Vibe Grape when you switch it on it starts on its lowest power setting, and I love this one. Circling my clitoris with it feels fantastic, and I love teasing my urethra with it too."

Joanne

This bullet vibe is tiny, and I knew that while it would probably be a lot of fun its small size would have some drawbacks and I will cover those later in the review.

So is the Grape Fruity Vibe from Blush Novelties something to be savoured or is it a grape that is only worth crushing? Read on to find out.

Satisfyer Pro Traveler Clitoral Stimulator Review

A gem of a sex toy ideal for combating the dreaded holiday horn

I am so lucky to be a part of a very positive and supporting reviewer community, and I was delighted when the lovely Jessica from jessicasrabbit.com got in touch after reading a Twitter post made by me saying I would love to review the Satisfyer Pro Traveler.

Jessicas Rabbit

Jessica had a spare one, and she sent it to me which is so sweet of her. She wouldn't even let me pay for the postage, she is so lovely so please check out her site and show her some love.

"The sensations that this type of sex toy makes is toe-curlingly mind-blowing. I can only describe it as breathtaking, imagine having the best oral sex you have ever had and then multiply the sensation by 100 and you will be close to how this style of toy feels."

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for it to arrive as I am a bit of a Satisfyer groupie, I love their take on clitoral suction stimulators, and I was looking forward to seeing how the Traveler would perform.

I am off on holiday soon and can't bear to be without some sex toys, so I hoped that this little sex toy could be the answer to my dreams. To find out if it will be coming on holiday with me for some clitoral pleasure read on.

Remote Controlled Egg Vibrator From MEO

Sitting on an egg has never been so much fun

As anyone who reads my blog and reviews knows I like it a little kinky. So when Wolf at Meo asked if I would be interested in reviewing their remote control bullet, my kinky mind went into overdrive with all the possibilities.

I jumped at the chance as remote controlled sex toys are so much fun to use, they are ideal for Dom/sub scenarios but also for solo use as well.

"One of the great features of this vibrating egg is just how quiet it is in use. When buried deep inside you it is all but silent, on its highest setting you can just make out the vibrations in a quiet room."

Joanne

Vibrating eggs are so very naughty, you can insert one, and no one around you will have any idea that you are secretly getting off on the sensations.

So read on to find out my thoughts on this very lovely looking remote controlled egg vibrator.

Bathmate Rechargeable Bullet Vibe Review

Bath time has never been so much fun

I enjoyed reviewing the Bathmate Hydromax X30 Wideboy with the help of my Stunt Cock, and he is still using it every day. I am of course enjoying the fruits of his efforts in terms of girth and length.

I was therefore delighted when Bathmate got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing their latest new product. They are now venturing into the vibrator marketplace, and I was curious to see what their efforts would produce.

"The fourth and tenth pattern were my favourites. There is something about those particular vibration patterns that really agrees with my clitoris."

Joanne

It is hard to get a vibrator just right concerning power and performance, and it takes a lot of background work to produce something that isn't just a generic gimmick. I had high hopes that Bathmate would pull it off after seeing how effective their penis developers are.

I was sent this USB rechargeable bullet vibe for free in exchange for an honest and frank review, that said here are my thoughts on this little bullet vibe.

Zumio An Amazing Clitoral Vibrator

The Zumio, the little sex toy that blew my socks off

It's here.......... finally I have managed to get my hands on a Zumio so that my clitoris could act as judge jury and possible even executioner for this controversial little clitoral vibrator.

The controversy about this little sex toy came about with its release and the marketing blurb surrounding it. Phrases such as "Guaranteed Orgasm" and "cum in under 60 seconds" soon had lots of reviewers and bloggers up in arms about this style of advertising. You see, the problem is that if you don't cum in less than sixty seconds or heaven forbid not at all you risk wallowing in self-pity wondering if there is something wrong with you and that is not the case.

For me, orgasms with the Zumio always leaves me smiling and breathless while looking at the ceiling and chastising myself inwardly along the lines of "Damn girl, you have no staying power at all".

Joanne

We all masturbate and orgasm differently, sometimes I can't achieve orgasm at all when I do due to pain or my meds, that doesn't mean I am broken sexually. Now I too hated the gimmicky advertising but I have heard good things about the toy itself, and so I had to satisfy my curiosity about it by getting one for a review.

Being a tight arse though I bought a second hand one from another blogger - the fantastic Little Switch Bitch (waves and sends a wink her way). Before you start making a face and thinking "Ewwwww - a second-hand sex toy" read on.

Fifty Shades Of Grey Charlie Tango Vibrator Review

There is nothing grey about the performance of this little vibe

I was delighted when the lovely people over at Pleasure Attic got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing the Fifty Shades Of Grey Charlie Tango Vibrator for them.

Now, this is the first sex toy from the Fifty Shades franchise that I have reviewed, and I was curious if it would live up to its hype.

"It has a grey matte finish which looks really, really nice. I love the dark look, and the matte finish makes it easy to hold."

Joanne

Having read the books I was interested to see if this vibrator would live up to its description or if it would be just a terrible offering to E.L.James and the publisher gods.

As you can tell I jumped at the chance of putting it through its paces to see if it would bring me to my knees or if it would leave me frustrated and in a grey mood.

Rocks-Off 10 Speed Vortex Vibrating Butt Plug Review

Give yourself some quality bum loving with this vibrating butt plug

I am a big fan of Rocks Off and the sex toys that they produce, their bullet vibes are fantastic value for money, and so I was delighted when they offered to send me one of their Vortex vibes to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

Rocks Off are a great UK company that is renowned for their creations; there are a few I am still dying to get hold of to review like their amazing Ruby Glow. But this review is about one of their vibrating silicone butt plugs.

"I gave a little jump as I switched on the RO-120mm bullet vibe, the vibrations caused an involuntary clenching onto the plug that felt good too."

Joanne

I do enjoy a good butt plug and having one that vibrates is even more fun. I have enjoyed getting to know the Vortex.

It isn't just a butt plug though; the 10-speed bullet vibe is removable which means you can have so much more fun with it so here are my thoughts on this silicone butt plug.

Hot Octopuss Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Ring Review

This is not just your usual run of the mill cock ring, this is a super hero of a cock ring

I love it when I receive a couples sex toy to review. I was therefore delighted when Hot Octopuss got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their latest creations. I didn't have to think long before answering, after all, who wouldn't want to try the latest product from this fantastic company.

Hot Octopuss are the creators of the fantastic Pulse III Duo that we had so much fun reviewing as well as the Queen Bee and Pocket Pulse. They make amazing sex toys and are one of my favourite UK brands.

"I came quickly, and I came hard, this set him off and while we didn't experience a simultaneous orgasm the first time, both of us were left breathless and blown away by the experience."

Joanne

They sent me one of their new Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Rings to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review.

So, let me tell you why I think the Atom Plus is the mother of all vibrating cock rings.

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