Sex Toy Reviews - Joanne's Sex Machine Reviews | 2015

Pleasurenana Male Masturbator Review

Taking fruity fun to a "hole" new level

Hi, "Stunt Cock" here, I'm quite nervous about this review as Joanne has finally convinced me to join her on the blog and to actually contribute by writing reviews myself from a male perspective for masturbators and male orientated sex toys. So this is the first (no pressure I guess) and hopefully not the last. We were sent the Pleasurenana to review by IMToys.com and I have to admit I had a laugh when I first laid eyes on it and you will see why at the end of this review.

This is a non anatomicaly correct male masturbator that is contained in an ABS cover that is coloured like and shaped as a banana and why not? Lots of women enjoy dildos that are vegetable or fantasy shapes so why can't we men have something different to the usual boring fleshlights or beer can shaped sex toys.

For its price it's great value for money costing a fraction of what you would have to spend on a Fleshlight for the same level of enjoyment.

Stunt Cock

I am a big fan of Fleshlights and so I was keen to see how the Pleasrenana compares to one and I didn't waste any time in finding out. Read on to see what I think of this little yellow bad boy.

Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation - Comparison

Another Toy That Really Sucks - But In a Very Good Way

The market place is now pretty swamped with suction based clitoral stimulators and one of the first brands to produce them is Satisfyer and I've reviewed a number of their clitoral stimulators on my site.

Out of all of them I liked the cheapest one the Satisfyer 2 the most and that surprised me. My second favourite was definitely the original Satisfyer Pro 2 and whilst it out performed the cheaper one it lacked the controls that I wanted to effectively edge myself and it was a bit of a let down in that regard.

Fast forward to now and Satisfyer appear to have listened to the criticism aimed and the Satisfyer Pro 2 and they have brought out an updated version - the Gen 2. I was delighted when they sent me one to review as it meant that I could do a direct comparison between the two models. Alas though that was not to be, as my Satusfyer Pro 2 gave up the ghost just before its replacement arrived. Whilst it meant I could still enjoy the new model it also meant that direct performance comparisons wouldn't be possible unfortunately.

The nozzle is larger than on the original and this for me makes it an even better fit for my bits and it will mean that it's now more suited to a wider audience (no pun intended)

Joanne

So it means that I have to review the Gen 2 model on its own but I can point out some improvements over the previous model and compare them physically to each other, so on with the review.

Rocks Off 80mm Bullet Vibe Review

A Dependable Bullet Vibrator That Has Stood The Test Of Time

I was delighted when Susan from Cherry Blossom Direct got in touch asking if I wanted an RO-80mm Rocks Off bullet vibe to review. Of course I couldn't say no to an offer like that now could I? Cherry Blossom Direct are an online retailer that are looking to establish two brick and mortar stores in the first quarter of 2018 and this will be the first item that I have reviewed for them (hopefully not the last).

I simply adore Rocks Off and I was lucky enough to meet with some of their lovely staff at the 2016 ETO show (it's a big pity that this years was cancelled but that's another story). Rocks off produce an amazing range of sex toys and they are a great UK success story, I hope that some of their luck and determination rubs off on Cherry Blossom Direct.

This toy was designed for clitoral use and it is in this mode that it works best. It's cheap, cheerful, body safe, damn effective and for only £7.99 it's a real winner. Everyone should have one for those moments when you just need some extra stimulation.

Joanne

This is a pretty short review by my usual standards as lets face it this is a bullet vibe with only one speed setting but you are obviously wanting to know more about it and to find out why I like it so much or you wouldn't be reading this so let's get on with the review.

The Satisfyer Pro 2 - Clitoral Stimulator

Another Great Clitoral Stimulator From Satisfyer

I have been very lucky to review three of the clitoral stimulators from the Satisfyer range of products and this is my final review. You can read my Satisfyer 2 review HERE and my Satisfyer Penguin review HERE. I found that whilst all three got me off quickly and in some style I hasten to add, each is different in sometimes subtle and sometimes obvious feature differences. So what did I think of this particular clitoral stimulator?

I enjoyed the Satisfyer Pro 2 for its ability to literally rip orgasms out of me in well under 30 seconds on its highest settings and it is a great sextoy for a quickie when you just have to get yourself off.

Joanne

You will have to read on to find out and why I love this little clitoral stimulator. Whilst I can't directly compare them to the Womanizer range of stimulators as I have not yet had the pleasure of trying one I can tell you that it is so much cheaper than a Womanizer. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is very, very effective and I shall endeavour to describe to you why I rate it highly in terms of its performance. It isn't perfect but it's still one hell of a good sex toy and one that is definitely worth adding to your toy collection.

Lovesexy Silky Touch Vibrator Review - SoDivine

A Delightfully Discreet Silicone Coated Vibe

I have been lucky enough to have been able to review four sex toys so far from So Divine, as well as this one I have reviewed the 'Need You Tonight' vibrating bullet as well as the amazing 'Sweetest Taboo' wand style vibrator and the 'Sweet Sensation' Booty Plug. This is my review of another battery operated silicone coated vibrator from So Divine and it features some nice texture on it that feels very nice when it is being used - I do like my textures. I was sent this sex toy in exchange for an honest and fair review.

There is something intensely enjoyable about this vibe that had me wanting to use it again and again. It just feels so comfortable in use and the ridges almost massage your clitoris as you use it.

Joanne

Having spent a lot of time (coughs) researching this sex toy I am happy to be able to tell you all about it. Is it one for the bedside cabinet or is it destined for the bottom of my toy bag? Read on to find out.

So Divine ‘Need You Tonight’ Vibrating Bullet

So Divine ‘Need You Tonight’ Vibrating Bullet

I am quite partial to a bit of bullet vibe action and often use them whilst playing with myself, especially if using one of my Fucking Machines as I find them just so easy to use and they provide pin point sensations. So you can understand my delight when So Divine sent me one together with two other vibrators to review.

I particularly enjoy using it when enjoying one of my fucking machines and it adds a huge kick to these sessions and I can quickly finish off this way.

Joanne

I usually have a bullet vibe floating around in my handbag just incase I "feel the urge" when out and about and have used one on numerous occasions for a quickie when the mood strikes. How does the 'Need You Tonight' bullet perform? Read on to find out what I think of it in terms of its performance and its value for money.

Loveline Leah Vibrator - Purple Coloured

Loveline Leah Vibrator - Purple Coloured

I was sent the Loveline Leah Vibrator by SexToys.co.uk in exchange for an honest and frank review of it. At the time of writing this review it costs just £21.95 which is excellent value for money for what is a very nice entry level vibrator with some great characteristics.

A really lovely toy that both looks and feels great. I love the range of speeds, and the quietness of the motor. It would make an ideal choice for a first time vibe.

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