Sex Toys That Really Suck
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Sex Toys That Really Suck

Some Sex Toys Suck & Some Suck In A Good Way

You would be forgiven for thinking that this blog post is about really, really bad sex toys but it isn't. You see a sex toy can suck and that can be a very good thing when I am talking about the range of products from Satisfyer.

I have been sent three new vibrators to review and all of them suck, in a good way I hasten to add. What I mean is that as well as vibrating they actually suck gently or vigorously on your clitoris and ladies having experienced it myself I was left wondering why it has taken so long to develop this amazing style of vibrator. The suction adds and incredible new twist to these vibrators and they are actually better in the bath than out of it as the feelings are more intense when they are used underwater.

I have had some amazing orgasms with these toys and have actually enjoyed an orgasm in under 20 seconds which even for me is a new record. My reviews will be going up very soon but as I say a sex toy can suck and still be an amazing toy.


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