Sex Toy Stores

Sex Toy Stores

Shops that I trust

There are so many sex toy shops out there that it is hard to work out who to trust and so I thought that I should list my favourites here for everyone.

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E-Stim Systems

E-Stim Systems

These are the guys who introduced me to the pleasure of Electrosex. They produce all of their own goods here in the UK and offer a lifetime guarantee as they are that confident of their quality control and their products. If you are looking to add some extra spark to your lovelife then check out my E-Stim Reviews and see what these guys offer. They deliver quickly in very discreet packages.



What can I say about Uberkinky, they are a legend in their own right. A UK company that strives to be different, from the sex toys that they stoxk to the design and advice offered on their site. Their customer support is second to none and these are the guys I turn to for kinky items like bondage equipment and restraints.


Lovehoney is a huge company with a well deserved reputation for great customer service. They have now gone green and even offer a sex toy recycling scheme. Free tracked delivery is standard and they have over 16,000 orders a week so you can see that they are doing something right. A great company and one that I am happy to recommend.

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