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Joannes Reviews I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

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Obey Red Nubuck Leather Ball Gag From Bondara Review

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Review Bondara Bondage Leather Ball Gag

Overall Rating:
8.8

Obey Red Nubuck Leather Ball Gag From Bondara Review

A ball gag that will have you literally drooling with delight

I have an old and slightly tatty ball gag that I have been using so I jumped at the chance to get a shiny new one when Bondara sent me a unique discount code for my readers giving 10% off their Obey range.

So I quickly grabbed my card and headed over to their site and found this stunning red leather ball gag with its silicone ball.

"When I am restrained and gagged, I can feel my own saliva trickling out of my mouth and dripping onto my breast, I feel humiliated but also incredibly aroused. I am often amazed at the end of a session at just how much I have drooled, and again that little twinge of humiliation can be quite exciting."

Joanne

Ball gags are so much fun, and they prevent the wearer from talking and makes swallowing difficult too which is why I love playing with them and so does sub'r'.

So read on to find out what I thought of it once it had arrived.

Latex Ass Play / Fisting Gloves From MEO

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Review MEO Gloves Latex BDSM Fisting

Overall Rating:
8.8

Latex Ass Play / Fisting Gloves From MEO

Latex gloves are incredibly useful and look kinky too

Let's face it, the sound of a pair of latex gloves being snapped onto a hand can evoke all sorts of emotions. I was delighted when Meo.de sent me some to review as there are just so many uses for them.

I asked for large as Stunt Cock is always using them when playing with me or sub'r' in a BDSM scene and his hands are much bigger than mine.

"On the psychological aspect of gloves, they are great for role play too. Let's face it, tie someone up and blindfold them before snapping some gloves on close to their ears and you will have them putty in your hands."

Joanne

So why are latex gloves so much fun and just what can you get up to with them that send shivers down my spine when I hear a pair being fitted to a pair of masculine hands? Read on to find out.

House Of Eros Leather And Rope Breast Binder Review

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Review Leather Harness Rope BDSM

Overall Rating:
9.0

House Of Eros Leather And Rope Breast Binder Review

A harness that will feel like its the first time every time you put it on

Forbidden Pleasures is a company that I have had my eye on for a while now, and they carry some very nice products.

They caught my eye on Twitter when they announced a Sunday Market style of event where you could try to barter the price of any sex toys that you were interested in.

"From a submissives perspective actually fitting this harness and doing the ropework is probably one of the sexiest things that I have experienced."

Joanne

Always up for a laugh, I had a look through their BDSM section, and my eyes nearly fell out of my head when I saw the House Of Eros Leather And Rope Breast Binder. I had to have one for sub'r' to wear on play sessions.

So I entered into a bartering session in my bestest cockney 'Dell Boy' accent on Twitter and managed to get myself a nice discount. It was a done deal, and I sat back waiting for it to arrive so that I could give it the Joanne's Reviews treatment.

Man Cunt Hybrid Lube from Meo.de

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Review Anal Lube Lubricant Hybrid MEO

Overall Rating:
8.8

Man Cunt Hybrid Lube from Meo.de

A fantastic hybrid lube that looks like cum

Stunt CockStunt Cock here, Joanne has asked me to do this review for her. I have really enjoyed putting Man Cunt through its paces. It is a hybrid lube, being a mixture of water-based and silicone lubes, having the benefits of both without any of the drawbacks of each.

This is the first lube from the Meo range that I have reviewed, and it definitely does what it is designed to do very well indeed. I did laugh when I saw the name as it is a bit of a shocker, it isn't often I get to review something with the 'C' word in its name.

"One benefit of using it is the fantasy element of it looking and feeling like cum, if you have fantasies of multiple creampies or just love the look of cum on your body then this is the lube for you."

Joanne

But as Man Cunt is slang for a guys ass I can understand its use. As its name then suggests, this is an anal lube, I have tested it on myself and also on Joanne and sub'r'.

So, let me tell you what separates Man Cunt from some of the other anal lubes out there.

Obey Red Saddle Leather Adjustable Blindfold Review

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Review Bondara BDSM Blindfold Leather

Overall Rating:
8.8

Obey Red Saddle Leather Adjustable Blindfold Review

This adjustable blidfold is very good, so no peeking is allowed

I am a big fan of BDSM play, and one of the most straightforward pieces of equipment that everyone should have is the humble blindfold.

Good for not just BDSM play, a blindfold is a great way to curtail someones primary sense, their vision. This heightens expectation and all of the other senses.

"I think everyone should have a blindfold in their sex toy collection. A blindfold is such a cheap addition, yet they can add so much pleasure to any form of play."

Joanne

I saw this lovely example of an adjustable blindfold on sale at Bondara in their Obey range, and I just had to have one.

I bought this one to play with myself and also to use on sub'r', so let me tell you all about it and why I think it's excellent value for money.

Sola Egg Massager Passion Set Review

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Review Silicone Vibrator Vibe Latex Rechargeable

Overall Rating:
9.2

Sola Egg Massager Passion Set Review

I love my little Magic Love Mushroom

It isn't often that a new product comes along that grabs my imagination as well as my attention. This cute little toy is very surprising, I certainly didn't expect the power that came with its funny looks.

I was asked if I wanted to review it by one of my all-time favourite UK retailers, the fantastic Latex, Leather & Lace in Barwell, Leicestershire.

"It does sound a bit cheesy but this is also an excellent deep tissue massager, and I like using on my things and shoulders when they are sore for a deep rumbly massage."

Joanne

Of course, I wasn't going to turn down an offer to review a sex toy that came with such a good recommendation that's also unlike anything I have tried before.

I love to be surprised, and my foof loves new and unusual sex toys, so I really looked forward to getting my hands on the Sola Egg Massager.

Allure Leather Cupless Buckle And Zip Corset

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Review Leather LatexLeatherLace Corset

Overall Rating:
9.0

Allure Leather Cupless Buckle And Zip Corset

This is a stunning corset that looks great on sub'r'

Whenever I think of corsets in a BDSM environment, I immediately think of black leather with shiny chrome fittings, and I think leather corsets look so amazing.

So amazing in fact that we had to get one in to review and so we bought the Allure Leather Cupless Buckle and Zip Corset for the lovely sub'r' for her dungeon sessions, and I have to say she looks delightful in it.

"This corset looks fantastic on sub'r', and it has the added benefit of making her feel so sexy and confident too. Having her breasts exposed means that from a BDSM standpoint lots of fun can be had with her nipples and with a little rope some breast binding can be enjoyed too."

Joanne

This is a kinky corset that not only looks incredible sub'r' but also is very functional too and sub'r' absolutely adores wearing it at every opportunity. I must say that it has some very eye-catching features as I am sure you will agree.

So let me tell you what we think of the Allure Leather Cupless Buckle and Zip Corset after sub'r' has had an opportunity to wear it for some intense BDSM sessions.

Secret Play Oceanic Organic Wakame & Nori Personal Lubricant Review

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Review LatexLeatherLace Water Based SecretPlay Lubricant Lube

Overall Rating:
9.6

Secret Play Oceanic Organic Wakame & Nori Personal Lubricant Review

This is another body-safe winner from Secret Play

As a sex toy reviewer I go through a lot of lube, and as I have a picky foof, I take time to select only body safe lubes and love finding new ones. I was delighted when Patrick at Latex Leather and Lace sent me this lube to try out.

I have already reviewed the Secret Play Natural Organic Lube, and it is fantastic, right up there with the best and I actually now prefer it over Sliquid H2O.

"This thick lube holds its place well even when you hold your fingers vertically, as you rub it in then the consistency changes and it runs and covers where you want it well. Your fingers will glide across the folds of your skin with this lube, it really does feel good."

Joanne

Secret Play is a brand that I had never heard fo until introduced to them by Latex Leather & Lace and now I am hooked on them.

I have really enjoyed reviewing this body-safe lube and here are my thoughts on why you should try it too.

Pride Edition Silicone Rainbow Dildo - 7.75 Inch

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Review Dildo Silicone Pride Bondara Suction

Overall Rating:
9.2

Pride Edition Silicone Rainbow Dildo - 7.75 Inch

Don't just taste the rainbow, ride it with this silicone sensation

I love my dildos, but I have a soft spot (no pun intended) for brightly coloured or unusual designs, and I was blown away when I saw the Pride Edition Silicone Rainbow Dildo on the Bondara website, and I had to buy myself one.

As it's also Pride Month timing was great, and I eagerly awaited my opportunity to review this stunning-looking dildo.

"I had a fantastic time with this dildo, and I love the fact that it doesn't have a straight flat shaft. The fact that it is wider near the glans end of the dildo means that when thrusting with it, your vagina or anus is continuously being stretched and then relaxed again and this feels incredible."

Joanne

I love rainbow dildos and enjoyed reviewing the Luxury Rainbow Rabbit Vibrator and a Unicorn Dildo which is in pastel colours.

I have had a great time reviewing this bright and colourful dildo so let me tell you in detail why I have enjoyed it so much.

Velvet Touch Silicone Realistic 8 Inch Dildo in Black

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Review Bondara Silicone Suction Strap On

Overall Rating:
9.2

Velvet Touch Silicone Realistic 8 Inch Dildo in Black

A great dildo for high speed thrusting or strap-on use

A dildo is one of those sex toys that is ideal for all genders and they are so much fun. I have a huge collection of them now but I am always interested in reviewing new ones and I have a couple in the queue.

This one was supplied by Bondara in exchange for a fair and honest review for them, and I, of course, jumped at the chance of enjoying another silicone dildo.

"The base of this dildo features a fantastic suction cup with a recess above it suitable for strap-on 'o'rings, so this dildo is also ideal for pegging or strap-on fun and games."

Joanne

This one features a suction cup base and some subtle textures, and I couldn't wait to give it some 'me time' to see how it performs.

So read on to see what I thought of this one, and it has also had the sub'r' treatment too as silicone can, of course, be easily sterilised. So, is this dildo a toe curler or is it fit for sticking to the toilet wall to act as a toilet roll holder?

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