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Joannes Reviews I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

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Paddle Ex Animo With Hearts Review

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Review BDSM MEO Leather Paddle

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Overall Rating:
8.8

Paddle Ex Animo With Hearts Review

It won't warm your heart but it will certainly warm your buttocks

Now, I love my impact play, enjoying nothing more than a firm spanking or paddling. So I was delighted when Meo.de asked me to review one of their spanking paddles. They sent me this lovely paddle with four hearts from their 'Hurt Me' range in exchange for a fair and honest review.

This is a large paddle and nothing like the ones that I usually enjoy, so I couldn't wait to see what it would feel like to use.

If you are using it for the first time I'd recommend practising with it on a cushion or pillow. It's surprisingly harsh when swung. You will find that unlike a smaller paddle it kicks well above its weight.

Joanne

I was hoping for some very exciting play but I was curious about how something this big would feel.

Read on to find out what I thought of this beauty.

Fleshlight Turbo Thrust Ignition Copper Oral Sex Masturbator Review

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Review Fleshlight Latex Leather & Lace Male Masturbator

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Overall Rating:
9.6

Fleshlight Turbo Thrust Ignition Copper Oral Sex Masturbator Review

This Fleshlight is now at the front of my go to queue

I love the nickname that Joanne gives me - Stunt Cock. She brings me in to help review sleeve style masturbators as, well she isn't entirely equipped to conduct a thorough testing of them.

So that's where I step in, or I suppose that should be, where I slip in I guess. I was delighted to have been given a chance to review one of the new Fleshlight Turbo Thrust masturbators by the friendly people over at Latex, Leather & Lace.

I love watching my Stunt Cock using a Fleshlight and they are not just for single penis owners out there, they can be great couples toys. It's so much fun to use it on him.

Joanne

I already have a couple of Fleshlights in my collection, and they are always fun to use and do the job very well indeed. I was curious to see how the Fleshlight Turbo Thrust would stand up to the others I have used. Fleshlight is marketing it as the ultimate blowjob experience, and I have to admit that got my attention. I had high expectations for this Fleshlight and hoped that while being an oral sex simulator, it wouldn't 'suck'.

So, did it deliver on its promise of the ultimate blowjob experience? Read on to find out.

Rocks Off Unihorn Stardust Bullet Vibrator Review

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Review Rocks Off Vibrator Vibe ABS AAA Bullet Unihorn

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Overall Rating:
9.4

Rocks Off Unihorn Stardust Bullet Vibrator Review

Sometimes I question my sanity but the Unicorn in my kitchen says I'm fine.

I was delighted when I received a package of new sex toys to review from Rocks Off. They are one of my favourite UK manufacturers and I can honestly say I haven't found any of their vibrators that I didn't like.

They sent me three new products to review and this is the first one. The absolutely stunning Unihorn 10 speed vibrator.

There is something about Unicorns that I really like and so this colourful vibe from Rocks Off really caught my eye. Apparently, a Unicorn will only come to a maiden of a pure heart. So owning a Unihorn vibrator is the closest I will ever get to a Unicorn I guess.

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement when I first saw it as I have a bit of a thing for Unicorns - well who doesn't?

This is another of their popular range of bullet vibes and I couldn't wait to put it to the test. Their new 10 speed bullets have been generating a very positive ripple through the reviewing community that is growing into tidal wave proportions. It looks amazing, but how does its performance rate, read on to find out?

So Divine Lets Go Crazy Rabbit Vibe Review

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Review SoDivine Rabbit Vibrator Vibe GSpot Clitoral USB Magnetic Waterproof

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Overall Rating:
9.2

So Divine Lets Go Crazy Rabbit Vibe Review

Just when you thought the rabbit vibe couldn't get better

I absolutely love Rabbit Vibes, their design really does it for me. I like to be filled as I masturbate, feeling the delicious sensations of having myself open up to accept a sex toy. I also love strong clitoral stimulations as well.

I was delighted when So Divine got in touch asking me if I wanted to review one of their latest creations, the Lets Go Crazy rabbit vibe. They sent me this vibrator for free in exchange for a fair and honest review and that has not affected this review in any way.

Quimsticking with a sex toy that is at body temperature is an amazing feeling and this rabbit stands out from the crowd because of this and the amazing thudding g-spot stimulations that it delivers.

Joanne

Now I know its name has some negative connotations for some people but for me, it's talking about fun and that is what I hoped (or should that be hopped) for. Fun and lots of it.

So, why does the Lets Go Crazy Rabbit Vibe have me hopping for joy?

Euphoria Collar with Ball Clasp - Steel Fetish Collar Review

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Review BDSM Collar Metal MEO Magnetic

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Overall Rating:
9.0

Euphoria Collar with Ball Clasp - Steel Fetish Collar Review

A stunning collar to complement my magnetic personality

This year I've been lucky enough to have already reviewed a metal collar and I was over the moon when MEo.de sent me their Euphoria collar for free in exchange for an honest appraisal of it.

I really enjoyed reviewing their lockable metal collar and so I was really keen to see how this one would measure up against it.

Collars have huge significance in the BDSM community and metal collars are often used for Kajira training or dungeon play due to their unyielding properties.

I love the cold feel of steel when it's against my skin and this one delivers that feeling well. It's also quite substantial and so you really know it's there, its weight and hardness are a constant reminder of its presence and that is one of the things that I really like about it.

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement whilst waiting for it to arrive. I, Joanne the submissive was very excited to be getting to try on and evaluate another metal collar. So what do I think of this one? Read on to find out.

AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel Review

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Review Gel Massage Flavoured Vanilla MEO

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Overall Rating:
8.4

AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel Review

Just because it has Vanilla in its name doesn't that mean you can't get kinky

Massages are a really sensual way to give and receive pleasure. Who doesn't like them? I know that I love them and so I was delighted when I got the chance to review the AMOREMEO Vanilla Kissable Massage Gel for Cara as part of her pleasure Panel for Meo.de.

This massage gel is actually available in two flavours and these being Vanilla which is the one that I am reviewing and Salted Caramel. The Caramel one sounds so nice that I will have to try to get one of those in to review as well.

It's very easy to dispense using the pump on the bottle and I proceeded to rub my hands together to spread it around and to warm it up before starting to give a massage. This is where you really notice the Vanilla smell and it soon fills the room. This sets a nice warm relaxing atmosphere for events and I liked that.

Joanne

I really enjoyed getting to know it by using it on my Stunt Cock and having him use it on me too. Any excuse for a massage, so what did I think of it then?

Loving Joy Precious Metals Ribbed Gold Anal Plug

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Review Butt Plug Anal Metal SexToys

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Overall Rating:
8.8

Loving Joy Precious Metals Ribbed Gold Anal Plug

This butt plug just keeps on popping it not out

As my regular readers will know, I am a bit of a texture queen when it comes to dildos. So, the moment I saw this butt plug I was very interested in how it would feel. Those ridges look so enticing and I just had to see how they felt.

The lovely Cara Sutra sent me one to review for sextoys.co.uk who are one of my favourite UK sex shops and the first guys that ever sent me a product to review many years ago (thank you).

On my hands and knees, I could really feel it pressing against my G-spot and that felt very good.

Joanne

I couldn't wait for it to arrive so that I could try it to see if I like my texture as much anally as I do vaginally. I didn't have long to wait.

ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug Review

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Review Electrastim EStim Electrosex Butt Plug Silicone 2mm

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Overall Rating:
9.0

ElectraStim Silicone Noir Rocker Butt Plug Review

A silcicone butt plug with a shocking twist

I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra sent me this silicone e-stim butt plug to review for Bondara. It ticked all of my boxes, these being fun butt sex and of course e-stim action.

I was sent the Electrastim Rocker Medium to review in exchange for a fair and honest review.

It almost feels like a good rogering and I had no problems edging myself with the controls to the first of many orgasms with the Rocker.

Joanne

Anyone familiar with my blog and my review will know that I absolutely adore electrosex or e-stim. I have a large collection of control boxes and electrodes but this is my first silicone butt plug electrode. So I was curious to see how it would stand up to the metal ones in my collection.

So armed with an intense curiosity, a kinky streak a mile wide and lots of water-based lube it was on with the review.

BDSM Gas Mask - Breath Control from Meo.de

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Review BDSM Gas Mask Rubber MEO

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Overall Rating:
9.2

BDSM Gas Mask - Breath Control from Meo.de

"Take my breath away" - with a gas mask for kinky fun and games

Gas Masks are one of those kink products that most people never get to try. They are the domain of the military and workers in hazardous environments but is that all that they are for?

I was sent this breath control gas mask from the nice guys over at Meo.de for free in exchange for a fair an honest review. I have to hold my hand up and say that this was a first for me. It's not often that I get to try a new kink out and so I was really looking forward to getting to know it.

Placing a hand over the inlet will prevent you from breathing. As you struggle and try to breathe, the mask is sucked onto your face and this is a very scary sensation.

Joanne

Whilst gas masks are very functional pieces of equipment you have to admit that there is something just so kinky about them.

Just the look and smell of all that rubber has my juices flowing. This was one review item that I couldn't wait to enjoy. So read on to find out what you can do with a gas mask in a sexual sense. It may surprise you to find out just how much fun that they can actually be.

Oscuro Barbed Wire & Suede Leather Flogger Review

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Review Latex Leather & Lace Leather Flogger BDSM Suede

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Overall Rating:
9.4

Oscuro Barbed Wire & Suede Leather Flogger Review

This is a visually stunning flogger to both intimidate and delight

One of the staple pieces of BDSM equipment in any kinksters toybox is a good flogger and I've now reviewed a few of them. This one though definitely stands out from the crowd though. I have no doubt that you can immediately see why.

It looks very intimidating with its black barbed wire fronds looking ready to draw blood from any backside lucky enough to be the target when it's swung.

This is the sort of flogger that will have a submissive taking an involuntary gasp of breath when you remove it from your kitbag for the first time.

Joanne

This amazing Oscuro Barbed Wire & Suede Leather Floggers was sent to me by the lovely people at Latex, Leather and Lace. They are the UK's premiere store for high-quality fetish wear, lingerie & clothing. They sent it to me for free in exchange for an honest and frank review of it.

It was definitely a product that I was looking forward to testing to its fullest and I knew that my backside was in for some serious attention.

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