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Joannes Reviews I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

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Kinklab NeonWand Electrosex Violet Wand Kit Purple

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Review EStim Electrostim Electrosex NeonWand VioletWand

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Overall Rating:
9.2

Kinklab NeonWand Electrosex Violet Wand Kit Purple

Who knew that 40,000V could feel so good?

For those of you who are not new to my reviews, you will know of my love of e-stim or electrosex. I am often getting myself off using this niche kink. I find it an extremely pleasurable way to achieve a hands free orgasm and it leaves my hand's free to roam all over my body.

Usually, I use insertable bi-polar electrodes or adhesive pad style monopole electrodes. A Violet Wand was something new and scary to me.

I had seen one demonstrated at an event I once went to but I was too chicken to give it a go. I was fascinated by the glowing neon colours though and the sound of the electrical arc as it jumped from the wand to the user. The reason why I didn't give it a go is that it terrified me. There is something about actually seeing the electricity that gives it a whole new edge. Fast forward a year and my curiosity piqued, so I decided to bite the bullet and buy one to see how I got on with it.

Using it is a very visual as well as tactile delight, it's almost mesmerising

Joanne

A Violet Wand produces between 30,000V and 40,000V at the end of its electrode. That is enough for the electricity to jump a one centimetre gap onto your skin as a mini lightning bolt. Yes, you read that right you can get a 1cm spark with this little gizmo.

So, how does that feel? Well, read on to hear about me jumping a foot off the floor the first time I tried it on my Foof.

House Of Eros Double Snap Hooks

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Review BDSM Accessories Metal Restraint

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Overall Rating:
8.4

House Of Eros Double Snap Hooks

A pair of double snap hooks for BDSM fun and games

Anyone who likes to dabble in the kinky side, or BDSM will agree that you can never have enough restraints. These double ended snap hooks (also known as Trigger Hooks) from House of Eros are good quality and reliable accessories.

Their usefulness is not confined to a BDSM scene, you can pretty much use them for attach all sorts of things together. I use one on my car keys so that I can clip them to a ring inside my handbag when not in use.

I find the sound of a snap hook being clicked into place a huge turn on if I am blindfolded and these do not disappoint.

Joanne

These shiny metal connectors consist of twin spring loaded latches with a wide opening. The latches are deep and so they don't tend to bind as some of the others I have tried do. They slide freely and the spring is more than adequate for holding them shut.

Review Of The Dodil Mouldable Dildo

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Review Dildo Silicone

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Overall Rating:
9

Review Of The Dodil Mouldable Dildo

Fancy a new dildo every night? You can with the Dodil

This is a review that I have been itching to write for a while now. There is a new dildo on the block and it's pretty revolutionary in that you can change its shape over and over again. You don't have to settle for a run of the mill generic dick shaped dildo now. With a Dodil you can let your imagination run wild as you create something unique.

I'm impressed with my first creation. I was scared that I would produce something looking more like a Mr Potatoe Head than a dildo. But that fear was unfounded and I loved being able to design my own sex toy.

Joanne

I was delighted that theDodil.com agreed to send me one of these beauties to review and I eagerly awaited its arrival. It's not often that you get to design your own dildo.

Review Of The Seahorse Dildo From Mr Hankeys Toys

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Review Silicone Dildo VacuLock SizeQueen Fantasy Attachment

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Overall Rating:
8.6

Review Of The Seahorse Dildo From Mr Hankeys Toys

This textured beast of a dildo will really make your eyes pop

As you may already know I'm a bit of a texture queen when it comes to my dildos. I like something that is going to stimulate and challenge my vagina (or my anus) when I play. So you can imagine my delight when Mr Hankey sent me this incredible looking fantasy dildo to review.

This is the toy to get if you like your texture and prefer to actually feel a toy moving in and out of your holes. Smooth toys don't give you that intense level of stimulation. You can feel and savour every bump, ridge and indentation as you thrust it in and out.

Joanne

I could hardly contain my excitement when I opened up the package to see what I had been sent to review. This has to be the weirdest and most textured object that my Foof has ever had the pleasure of tackling. I couldn't wait to get started with my review of it.

After three weeks of tackling this behemoth I'm ready to let you all know what it feels like. Together with whether or not it's worth recommending as let's face it, this is not a normal looking dildo by any stretch of your imagination.

Bondara Red BDSM Bondage Rope With Tassels Review

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Review Bondara Rope BDSM Restraint

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Overall Rating:
8.4

Bondara Red BDSM Bondage Rope With Tassels Review

This stunning BDSM bondage rope feels so good

I was so excited when I received this bondage rope from the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel. It's come from Bondara.co.uk and this isn't the first item that I have reviewed from their BDSM range

I have a nice little collection of ropes in my BDSM Kit Bag but none of them are as textured as this one. The colour of this rope catches the eye and as soon as I saw it I yearned to see how it felt in use.

The tassels give an almost burlesque look to this rope and that is a look that I like a lot. I found myself compelled to hold the tassels over my nipples and to make them twirl - yes, I know I can be a big kid at time

Joanne

So my Stunt Cock got a nice surprise when he came home from work to find me on my knees holding this rope out for him. That was the first time I tried it out and it wasn't to be the last so read on to find out what I think of it.

Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant Review

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Review Lube Lubricant Hybrid Astroglide

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Overall Rating:
8.2

Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant Review

A nice hybrid lube is exactly what I need

As a sex toy reviewer you can imagine how much lube I go through. I have tried some great lubes in the past but also some that have been atrocious as well.

I received a bottle of Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant from AdultShopIt.co.uk to review. It was nice to yet again be able to try something new in the lube department. This is a hybrid lube and that means it's a blend of water-based lube and a silicone lube. This gives it some of the characteristics of both.

It's quite easy to pour the lube through the nozzle in the flip cap. You'll need to spread it quickly over your toy due to its runny consistency. Once spread on a sex toy or your 'bits' though it stays in place pretty well.

Joanne

Currently I have lots of penetrative sex toys in my review queue. This means that it's the perfect time to give this lube a good run for its money. So, is it something that I can recommend or is it going to be a lube that I won't use again after I publish this review? Read on to find out.

O-Ring Gag With Nipple Clamps Review

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Review BDSM Gag Nipple Nipples Clamp Metal Leather

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Overall Rating:
8.4

O-Ring Gag With Nipple Clamps Review

What isn't there to like about this kinky combination?

Kinky is fun and as well as enjoying blindfolds, gags are one of the UK's most used BDSM products and this one is a classic O-Ring that features a kinky twist, well two in fact. It has two deliciously strong nipple clamps attached to it on chains that are just the perfect length. I bought this gag from SimplyPleasure.co.uk as it just looked so naughty. I've now used it on several play sessions myself and on a submissive so I feel very qualified to give my opinion on this set.

The chains are just the perfect length in that if your submissive moves their head they will cause the nipple clamps to tug on their nipples and this can be a lot of fun.

Stunt Cock

Loving Joy Demi Silicone Butt Plug Review

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Review Butt Plug Anal Silicone

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Overall Rating:
8.6

Loving Joy Demi Silicone Butt Plug Review

This baby blue butt plug looks so cute

I was delighted when I was sent this butt plug to review by the lovely people over at AdultShopIt.co.uk it means two things. Firstly I get a great excuse for some more booty play and secondly as they also included a lube that I have never tried before I would really be able to enjoy myself reviewing both items. I will be reviewing the lube seperately and so this review will concentrate on this lovely little silicone butt plug.

The biggest question that I always ask myself when reviewing a butt plug is - does it have an adequate base?

Joanne

I love silicone butt plugs and it was a lot of fun getting to know this one. So, is it one to recommend for your butt or is it going to be something fit only for the bin? Or in other words will my butt be filled by it again after I have finished my review of it or will it be one never to see the light of day again? Read on to find out.

LateX Ladies Mask Review

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Review Latex BDSM Mask Uberkinky

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Overall Rating:
8.4

LateX Ladies Mask Review

A mask can really set the scene and change your whole personality

Anyone who has read any of my reviews will know that I am more than just a little bit kinky in the bedroom and as I am really getting in to the BDSM scene I was keen to experiment a bit more and so I have recently bought myself this red latex mask from one of my favourite sex toy shops - Uberkinky.co.uk for just £19.99.

I wanted to try a latex mask out as they just look so kinky and so I thought that it was about time that I should try one out.

The best bit though is definitely running you hands over your silky smooth head and gasping when you look at yourself in the mirror. I love the smell of latex and it was a big turn on for me to be encased in latex, I must get myself some outfits to go with this mask to cover more of my body.

Joanne

Now a quick word about allergies, don't try a latex mask out if you have a latex allergy for obvious reasons. But if you, like me don't have a latex allergy then read on to find out what it is like to wear a latex mask.

CutlerX Silicone Dildo Review from Mr Hankeys Toys

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Review Dildo Silicone VacuLock SizeQueen Attachment

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Overall Rating:
9.0

CutlerX Silicone Dildo Review from Mr Hankeys Toys

This is the dildo that almost broke my pussy

Just when I thought I'd met my match when I reviewed the Anaconda from MrHankeysToys.com as it was shall we say a very nice and tight fit, I have yet again been given another challenge and that is in the form of the CutlerX silicone dildo. This mind-blowing dildo is actually a life-cast from the male pornstar CutlerX and to be honest I don't know how he stays conscious when he gets an erection as his penis is simply huge - as you will see in this review.

The trick is to warm up for it and to use lots and lots of lube replacing it as and when necessary. I know that a lot of guys will enjoy this one anally but it's just too big for me back there and so I'll just stick with having my pussy filled by CutlerX.

Joanne

This is the third dildo that I have reviewed for Mr Hankeys Toys and I have another one tucked away to review once my vagina recovers from its onslaught by CutlerX. So read on to find out how much I enjoyed this phallus and you can then decide if you are upto the challenge that is the CutlerX dildo.

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