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I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

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E-Stim

E-Stim (47)

I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. I started experimenting with e-stim in 2015 and have never looked back, I love it. I hope that you find these reviews useful as it is always good to see someones opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

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Sex & Fucking Machines

Sex & Fucking Machines (29)

I love reviewing sexmachines and fucking machines as they are just so much fun. But they do carry a hefty pricetag so if you want to see my opinions on the machines that I have tried out then enjoy my reviwews.

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Dildos

Dildos (129)

I love dildo fun and games and I enjoy reviewing them. I tend to not leave much to the imagination when I write my reviews and I will give you the good points as well as the bad so that you can make an informed decision about future purchases.

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Male Masturbators

Male Masturbators (18)

I also enjoy revieiwing male masturbators with the help of my trusty 'Stuntcock'. I often get involved in the reviewing process to get a good feel for how well these sextoys perform. There is a growing number of amazing male masturbators around now so check out my reviews to see what I think of some of them.

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Lube Reviews

Lube Reviews (25)

Everyone should be using good quality lubricants in their sex play, you may think that you don't need it but trust me it can make things so much better if you lube up. It is essential if you are considering anal sex and highly recommended for vaginals ex as well.

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Vibrators

Vibrators (97)

Who doesn't enjoy some vibrator action when the mood strikes. I know I do and I have enjoyed reviewing all of these sex toys so that you can get an understanding of why they work and why some of them don't work as well as the others.

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Butt Plugs

Butt Plugs (28)

If you are here then you probably enjoy having your butt crammed full of lots of kinky sex toys like me. Well let me show you which ones are worth putting where the sun doesn't shine and which ones are just fit for the bin.

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BDSM Kit Reviews

BDSM Kit Reviews (81)

I like it kinky and love the whole world of BDSM and enjoy reviewing BDSM related equipment from some of the best manufacturers around. Check out these reviews to see if something takes your fancy.

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Bad Dragon Product Reviews

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I adore the range of products from Bad Dragon. All of their dildos and masturbators are 100% Platinum body safe silicone and that means they are latex and phthalate free. The designs are all so out of this world and kinky fantasy dildos really flick my switch. I hope that you enjoy these reviews.

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Other Reviews

Other Reviews (34)

These reviews are of products that don't readily fit into any of my other categories. If it's weird or unusual then it's probably in here but don't let that put you off there are some great pieces of kit reviewed here.

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Cock Rings

Cock Rings (5)

Cock rings can be a lot of fun, they also have a very real purpose in aiding and maintaining bigger harder erections and with the amazing array of different ones on the market it can be hard to choose a good one. So check out these reviews.

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ABDL Product Reviews

ABDL Product Reviews (10)

Adult Baby/Diaper Lover. This is typically a lifestyle choice (A fetish for some) where a adult acts like a baby for comfort reasons. Many people use this to deal with stress, traumatic life events, or just because this is how they chose to live their life. People who are into this might wear adult diapers, use pacifiers, and other various objects that one might use for a child or toddler.

This does not mean that they are attracted to children at all, it is purely a lifestyle and roleplay choice. These reviews are of ABDL products and a lot of them have a cross over use in more generally accepted BDSM practices.

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Sexy Shoes And Clothing

Sexy Shoes And Clothing (2)

These reviews are of sexy outfits, shoes and kinky fuck me boots. It is always good and fun to dress to impress and these items of clothing and footwear make sub'r' and I feel just so sexy. So check them out and see why we like them so much.

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Ee ba gum, Yorkshire Lad Is Popular With The Girls & Boys

John Thomas Toys designers have some genuinely great imaginations. The vast range of designs they produce is impressive. They make excellent quality silicone dildos that I love playing with.

I have been the lucky recipient of some excellent silicone dildos, stretchers and depth play toys from John Thomas Toys in the past (I will refer to them as JTT from here on out).

"As expected, the prominent bulge was a little of a challenge. Once I managed to push it inside, the feeling was intoxicating. That challenging bump pressed deliciously against my pussy walls. As soon as I began moving it in and out of my pussy, the entire sensation bloomed into so much more."

Joanne

JTT asked if I would like to receive their very latest design. Without even knowing what it looked like, I agreed. I really love the variety of designs and sizes JTT produce. So, I was excited to see what this latest creation would be.

Luckily, I know I never have to wait long to find out what beauty they have sent me this time. So let me tell you all about Yorkshire Lad.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

If you love a challenge then the Fist will put a smile on your face

I love it when John Thomas Toys (JTT) ask if they can send more of their stunning silicone products to review. I can never say no, even if I am rushed off my feet, as the chance to enjoy another of their great designs is always compelling.

Pulling up my 'big girl panties', I prepared for lots of hard (extremely pleasurable) work. I never have to wait long for the delivery as they are always prompt.

"The feeling of stretch and fullness is fantastic. Instead of moving the Fist in and out of my pussy I enjoy simply twisting it. The sensations of expanding, feeling stretched and full, and the feeling of the Fist turning inside feels terrific. Having it run over my sensitive walls at each spin gives me fantastic sensations."

Joanne

When they send their toys to me, I generally do not know what treat sits inside the box. So it's always a pleasant surprise when I open the box and get my first look at the contents.

This review is for their Fist butt plug.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

Fancy a bit of double penetration?

When I was approached by John Thomas Toys (JTT) to review their latest three items, of course, I said, "Why not!"

Silly me, I forgot about the amount of time that would mean for me to be in front of the camera again Dohhh!!!!!

"I thoroughly enjoyed the feel of the glans stretching and rubbing against my walls as I moved it in and out inside me. The length enabled me to take as much as I wanted, enjoying the feel of it hitting my cervix each time."

Joanne

Even though I have no clue what type of dildos I would be sent, it's still exciting waiting for them to turn up. One thing I can be sure of, though, is that the quality will be excellent.

So, I just sit back and wait for Santa (aka post person) to deliver three boxes of goodies; I never have to wait long ;-)

This review is for Two's Company, another excellent silicone dildo from JTT.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Scally Wag is a cheeky chappy from North London with a penchant for tight ropework

It is always a pleasure when John Thomas Toys (JTT) ask if they can send me their new designs that were not even on their website.

Well, I'm hardly going to say no, am I? I am always excited to see what new treasures their designers have been able to come up with.

"The lovely and ever so kinky sub 'r' played with the medium size, informing me that she really enjoyed the feel of the rope. The knot felt terrific on her clit as she took the entire length. She also bounced on the balls as she sat on the dildo, which was quite a sight to behold."

Joanne

With three new designs being sent to me, I was excited to see what treats I would get to play with.

This review is for the JTT Scally Wag dildo. Hmm, what can I say other than Yummmm! This is one fantastic-looking piece of silicone cock.

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  • Overall Rating 9.4

An anal depth trainer that just keeps going and going

As always, a message from JTT always grabs my attention as it usually means just one thing. More toys will be on the way to keep me busy and the lube flowing.

I can never resist the opportunity to put myself and the team here to the test, so I always agree to review their newest designs.

"The beginning of Super Long Dong looks like a realistic cock dildo. The glans are nice and wide and provide a beautiful ridge. As I pushed more of this dong inside my pussy I enjoyed the feel of the veins."

Joanne

I am generally not told what they will send, so it is usually a surprise when I open the box during my unboxing video.

My experience tells me I never have to wait long for a delivery from John Thomas Toys. This one was no different.

This is my review for the Super Long Dong anal depth trainer.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

A fun bum toy that looks like a popular emoji

John Thomas Toys told me they had some new designs being made and asked if I would like some to review (play with).

I had just finished my reviews for the last dildos they sent, so I was happy to accept some new ones. I didn't know what was arriving before they arrived as, at that time, these new designs weren't even on their website. McWhippy is selling fast, and I can see why. So, if you want one after you hear what I say about it, you'll need to be quick.

"The sensations are incredible when just moving straight in and out, but add a twist, and you are talking about the difference between a roller coaster and a rocket launcher."

Joanne

I always wonder what they will send me. I usually only find out when I open the box during my unboxing videos. This makes it more exciting, almost like when Xmas comes around.

While yes, it is exciting to receive new items to review. It does involve more work than just laying back and playing with myself, honest (but that is definitely the best part of the process though).

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

This is a nice girthy addition to the JTT range of hole pleasers

This is the last dildo out of a batch of five that John Thomas Toys sent me to review. It has been a lot of fun tackling five new toys at once is an understatement.

I didn't know what was arriving before they arrived as, at the time, these new designs weren't even on their website.

"I really enjoy the feel of the tip rubbing against my clit each time I entirely remove it before I push it back inside my wet pussy again. I never get tired of the feeling of my pussy stretching open to take a dildo like this inside."

Joanne

I received all five boxes simultaneously, so I knew I would be extra busy for a few weeks to ensure I took the time to review these items fully and fairly.

It was a pleasant surprise when I did the unboxing video, as it was the first time I knew what Humphrey's Manhood looked like. I love it, and that is why I have taken my time with this review (that is an excellent excuse to keep trying him out - for science, of course.

So let me tell you all about Humphreys Manhood and the delivery experience when you order from John Thomas Toys.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

A dream come true to texture loving size queens

JTT asked if I would like to review six of their latest designs. I had no idea what they would be like, but I still jumped at the chance, of course.

Everything they have sent me previously has been of excellent quality with some great designs. With this in mind, I could not say no.

"As I push the shaft inside (with a bit of added water-based lube), I feel every bump and ridge stimulating my vaginal walls. The soft firmness rating gives just enough squish to make it more comfortable for me to use whilst maintaining the ridges enough so you can still feel them."

Joanne

With six designs, I knew I would have a lot of work to do on their arrival. I would also need lots of water-based lube, so I needed to top up my supply.

With a fresh lube supply, I only needed to wait for the toys to arrive. This review is for the Original Dragons Cock, and what a cock it is.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2

El Presidente, not known for his length but he's certainly filling

So, here we go with another new release from John Thomas Toys. This time, my pussy was put to the test by El Presidente with its rather unusual base shape.

I had no idea what the dildo would look when I agreed to review it until after it arrived, as it wasn't even listed on the JTT website at the time. This meant it was a little like opening boxes of presents without the pretty wrapping or bows.

"Although shorter than most of my other dildos, he makes up for it in his girth. To say he is a stretch is an understatement, but that is what makes it so special; he will give your holes a real workout."

Joanne

As six designs arrived simultaneously, I was spoilt for choice, so I decided to play a kind of lucky dip, so the first box opened was the first to be played with. As the boxes are very discreet, I had no idea what was inside until I opened each one.

So without further ado, let me tell you about my experience with El Presidente.

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  • Overall Rating 9.0

Taking anal play to new depths of pleasure

When JTT contacted me to ask if I would like to review a few more of their toys, of course, I said yes.

I was lucky to receive not only all four sizes of a single design but several designs simultaneously. With quite a few boxes of toys to review, I knew I would be in for a busy but enjoyable few weeks.

"The small tip makes for an easy insertion, and the soft firmness rating makes it fit my body well. I had to feed it slowly inside as it is very flexible. The flexibility ensures that it feels comfortable as it moves within your body. The fun part is the deeper you take it, the wider it gets."

Joanne

Because of the quantity being sent to me, I knew I would need sub 'r' to help and review at least one of them.

I knew I would not have long to wait for the boxes to arrive. I was unaware of what these would look like until I opened the boxes.

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  • Overall Rating 9.2