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Joannes Reviews I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

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Rocks Off Lust Linx Ball And Chain Review

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Review Rocks Off Vibe Vibrator Silicone ABS Rechargeable USB Remote

Overall Rating:
8.6

Rocks Off Lust Linx Ball And Chain Review

This ball and chain is definitly no drag

I am no stranger to remote controlled sex toys and love to use them clandestinely when out and about, so I was delighted when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I would like to review one for them.

Now I love Rocks Off vibrators, and I also love remote controlled toys so no surprise at all that I jumped at the chance to review this silicone ball and chain.

"I do enjoy some clandestine outdoor fun and games, and Stunt Cock took great delight in teasing me rotten while out and about. It makes shopping or a trip to the post office much more fun."

Joanne

Not having to wait long for delivery I still found myself fantasising about ways to enjoy and maximise the remote function of this vibe.

Once it arrived I was blown away by just how kinky it looks in its retail packaging, but would its performance match its kinky looks? Read on to find out.

Adorable ABDL DDLG Tu-sies From OnesiesDownUnder

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Review ABDL DDLG OnesiesDownUnder Unicorn Tusies

Overall Rating:
9.4

Adorable ABDL DDLG Tu-sies From OnesiesDownUnder

These Tu-sies just look so cute

My little loves wearing a Onesie, but now that she has discovered the stunning Tu-sies from OnesiesDownUnder you can guess what she continually opts to wear.

I was naturally delighted when I was asked by OnesiesDownUnder if I would be interested in reviewing a couple of their Tu-sies for them in exchange for a fair and honest review.

"The cotton/spandex material keeps the Tu-sie snug, but it also keeps you fresh when playing. You can wear them for long periods of time without any signs of rubbing or chafing in any area."

Joanne

I know that the Onesies from this fantastic site in Australia are first class regarding their design, materials and of course comfort and so I wanted to see how their Tu-sies stand up to some serious playtime and wear.

So without further ado, here are my thoughts as well as those of Little Rae on the Tu-sies from OnesiesDownUnder.

Review Of The New Zumio S Clitoral Vibrator

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Review Clitoral Vibrator Vibe Rechargeable Silicone ABS Bondara

Overall Rating:
9.0

Review Of The New Zumio S Clitoral Vibrator

I put this clitoral vibe to the test to compare it to its predecessor

I have been fortunate enough to have been sent a Zumio S to review, this is a smaller version of the original Zumio which is now called the Zumio X.

I have been dying to see how the new Zumio S performs as I have already reviewed the Zumio X.

"In use, it is very quiet making it a very discreet vibe ideal for use in busy households. It is small enough to be easily used when making love it you need some extra stimulation."

Joanne

Already having the original Zumio has meant that I could compare them both side by side to see the differences in performance that the slight changes to the design have resulted in.

So, is the Zumio S a leap forward for this unique clitoral vibrator or is it more of a flop? Read on to find out.

Taylor Dildo - Realistic Silicone Dildo From Meo.de

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Review Silicone Dildo Suction Balls MEO

Overall Rating:
8.8

Taylor Dildo - Realistic Silicone Dildo From Meo.de

A dildo with lots of texture and a fantastic suction cup

Anyone familiar with my blog will know that I am a gal who loves her Quimsticking fun and games and dildos are one of my favourite style of sex toys. I love the fact that a dildo is a gender-neutral sex toy as we all have holes that can be pleasured with one.

You can imagine how excited I was when Wolf from Meo.de asked if I wanted to review the Taylor Silicone Dildo for him for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I jumped at the chance, who would turn down such an offer?

"The upwards curving shaft concentrates all of the delicious sensations generated by the well-formed glans onto my g-spot and thrusting it back and forth over this area has me very wet and has made me squirt."

Joanne

I bided my time waiting for it to arrive and familiarised myself with the product page on meo.de and I loved the fact that it has a suction cup base. To me, that means one thing - fucking machine fun.

So, how did I get on with the Taylor Dildo, is it one for my bedside drawer or one for the dildo suitcase (yes I have too many dildos)?

ABDL And DDLG Bibs From OnesiesDownUnder

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Review ABDL DDLG OnesiesDownUnder

Overall Rating:
9.2

ABDL And DDLG Bibs From OnesiesDownUnder

A Bib is a simple but often overlooked piece of ABDL equipment

I enjoy ageplay with my little, and she really enjoys getting into the mindset of a little. As such we use things like pacifiers and bibs during these play sessions.

I was delighted when OnesiesDownUnder asked if we could review two bibs for them and they sent us their Sweethearts and Dreamy designs to test out.

"We use them when Little Rae is using a sippy cup or bottle, when sucking on a pacifier they can also be of use if your little is prone to lapses of attention or he/she is a drooler."

Joanne

Bibs are often used in little play for the same reasons that they are worn by the very young. They catch fluids and prevent staining or soaking of your little's clothes and as such they are incredibly useful.

So what did we think of these Bibs from Australia, read on to find out?

Rocks Off Ruby Glow Sit On Vibrator

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Review Bondara Rocks Off AAA Clitoral Silicone Vibrator Vibe

Overall Rating:
9.0

Rocks Off Ruby Glow Sit On Vibrator

Get yourself into the saddle for some grinding fun

I am delighted to have finally reviewed the Rocks Off Ruby Glow, a sex toy that I have had my eye on since I visited the Rocks Off stand at the 2016 Erotic Trade Only exhibition.

While visiting I met some of the fantastic Rocks Off staff, and they suggested that the Ruby Glow may be right up my street. As a new blogger at the time I never followed up by getting in touch with them after the trade show, and I missed my chance to review one.

"I can orgasm using it but prefer to use it to keep me simmering, just under the boiling point before I use my fingers or a strong clitoral vibe to bring myself off."

Joanne

Since then I have always wanted to review one, and after reviewing lots of other Rocks Off sex toys, I thought that the time was right to buy one and see why it just keeps getting glowing reviews.

I was keen to see how a vibrator that you literally sit on would perform, so let me tell you what I think of it after two years of lusting after one.

BONDO - Stainless Steel Handcuffs From Meo

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Review Metal MEO Restraint Cuffs Stainless Steel BDSM

Overall Rating:
9.4

BONDO - Stainless Steel Handcuffs From Meo

Stainless Steel restraints are unforgiving but oh so much fun too

I do enjoy my BDSM play and also really enjoy playing with others restraining them and watching them struggle. Wrist cuffs are a common theme in my BDSM play, and so I was delighted when Meo.de sent me a pair of Stainless Steel Wrist Cuffs to review.

I have already reviewed a pair of Stainless Steel Ankle Cuffs from them and hoped that these would compliment them and be of the same high standard as the ankle cuffs.

"These cuffs are substantial, in a reassuring way, when you wear them the weight re-enforces the feeling of submission you feel when wearing restraints."

Joanne

I didn't have to wait long for them to arrive so that I could find out.

So let me tell you my thoughts on these metal cuffs from the kinky guys in Germany - Meo.

Black Collection Bi-Polar Estim Electrodes From E-Stim Systems

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Review Estimcouk EStim Electrostim Electrode Electrosex Bipolar Metal

Overall Rating:
9.6

Black Collection Bi-Polar Estim Electrodes From E-Stim Systems

A new range of bi-polar insertable electrodes for size queens everywhere

It isn't often that I find myself incredibly excited when a favourite sex toy manufacturer brings out a new product. That was precisely what happened when I saw the Tweets from E-Stim Systems when they revealed their latest creation at Gear London in July 2018.

I was delighted when I found out that the new product launch was another insertable bi-polar electrode as this style of electrode is gender neutral which means anyone can enjoy one.

"I finally got it in, and it took my breath away. Its weight and girth feel amazing, and there is no doubt that you are very, very full with this one. I salute anyone who can take it anally."

Joanne

I was even more excited when Mick from E-Stim Systems got in touch to tell me that I had something on its way to me in the post.

Imagine my surprise then when a large and hefty box arrived. Upon opening it I was greeted by not one but the entire Black Collection range of electrodes to review. This last week has been a blur of electron-induced orgasmic pleasure. So let me give you my thoughts on the latest range from insertables from E-Stim Systems.

Nu-Sensuelle Bentlii 15-function Dual Motor Waterproof Vibrator

A power house to satisfy even the likes of Jeremy Clarkson

I can be a bit of a geek sometimes, and I love it when a sex toy name makes me giggle and smile. You can bet your sweet ass that I was laughing when Patrick from Latex, Leather & Lace asked me to review the Nu Sensuelle Bentlii for him.

My first thoughts were of the luxury car brand Bently, and I hoped that the Bentlii lived up to its namesakes thoroughbred status and power.

"Definitely, the best thing about the Bentlii is the two powerful motors inside it. They deliver sports car like power and after switching it on mine made it all the way across the bed under its own steam."

Joanne

I needn't have worried though as the first time I switched this bad boy on I knew I was in for a lot of fun.

The Bentlii is one of the new range of Nu Sensualle vibrators that I just can't get enough off, they rock in a big way. So let me tell you why the Bentlii is a prestige vibe.

Astroglide Gel Thicker Formula Water-Based Lubricant

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Review Lube Lubricant Water Based Astroglide AdultShopIt

Overall Rating:
8.6

Astroglide Gel Thicker Formula Water-Based Lubricant

A thick and sumptuous gel like lube

I go through an incredible amount of lube; I suppose it goes with the territory with being a sex toy reviewer I guess, and so I am always grateful when I get sent a new lube to evaluate.

The lovely people over at AdultShopIt sent me a tube of Astroglide Gel Waterbased Personal Lube to review and as I have already reviewed the Astroglide Spark Hybrid Lube I was curious to see how this one would perform.

"Once you apply the lube to your intimate parts, it instantly spreads out well, and it provides luxurious lubrication that is very smooth and pleasing."

Joanne

A quick examination of the ingredients though highlighted some interesting materials present in this lube.

Astroglide produces a massive range of personal lubes and so let me tell you about their Gel Water-Based Lube.

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