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Bad Puppy Knee Pads For Human Pup Play Review

Puppy play doesn't have to leave you with sore knees anymore Puppy play or kitten play for that matter is a lot of fun and a way of forgetting abou...

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Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine - Fucking Machine Review

All hail Caesar. No, not the salad dressing, the Fucking Machine This is a fucking machine that I have had my eyes on for a long time. It is now in...

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Bijoux Indescrets Flamboyant Body Jewelery Purple And Pink

Your nipples and foof will have never looked so good when all blinged up I am not one for bling, usually, but when I saw the Bijoux Indescrets Body...

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Book Review - BDSM A Guide To The Explorers Of Extreme Eroticism

This is one book that I will keep refering to I don't often review books, but this one caught my eye when I was approached by the author Ayzad. Wel...

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BDSM Puppy Slave Collar Review

This stunning collar is not just good for puppy play I have received another fantastic collar from the kinky guys over at Meo.de to review. This on...

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Bondara Black Faux Leather Bondage Mitts Review

A kinky pair of restraints great for pet-play and general BDSM fun In an effort to explore some new kinky play I bought a pair of Black Faux Leathe...

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FETISH PAD – The Original Black Absorbent Fetish Pads

You can now squirt, fist, or pee with confidence that you won't ruin the bedding Every so often I come across a product that makes me take a step b...

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Pleaser Funtasma Exotica Black Patent Wide Width Platform Gogo Boot

Putting the 'Fuck Me' back into 'Fuck Me Boots' This is another review of a fantastic piece of footwear from Latex, Leather & Lace. Everyone loves ...

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Hercules Silcone Vac-u-lock Dildo From Godemiche

A dildo from the Gods, the Hercules as its name suggests is power encarnate There aren't that many dildo artisans in the UK, but Godemiche is one o...

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Lady MEO - Ring of O BDSM Collar - Gold

A collar that screams submission and demands attention I was so excited when I laid eyes on this black and gold collar from meo.de. It was sent to ...

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Zumio An Amazing Clitoral Vibrator

The Zumio, the little sex toy that blew my socks off It's here.......... finally I have managed to get my hands on a Zumio so that my clitoris coul...

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Allure Plus Size PVC French Maid Costume Review

Modeled by sub 'r', she was 'maid to serve' - Boom, Boom (I'll get my coat) This is a review of one of the most delightful French Maid costumes tha...

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Spanking Machine v.2 Review

Machine delivered corporal punishment I learned something new recently; spanking machines are a thing! I was delighted when the good people over at...

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Fifty Shades Of Grey Charlie Tango Vibrator Review

There is nothing grey about the performance of this little vibe I was delighted when the lovely people over at Pleasure Attic got in touch asking i...

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Fun Factory Buch Dick Silicone Spanking Paddle Review

This exceptional silicone paddle is great for BDSM impact play I love some BDSM fun and games and impact play often form part of this type of session...

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Bathmate Shower Strap Review

The hands-free kit for your Bathmate penis enlarger Stunt Cock here again for a quick update on my quest to shall we just say "maximise my potentia...

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May 23, 2018

Bad Puppy Knee Pads For Human Pup Play Review

in BDSM Kit Reviews
Puppy play doesn't have to leave you with sore knees anymore Puppy play or kitten play for that matter is a lot of fun and a way of forgetting about your daily woes and just relaxing and playing. I recently discovered this little-known kink when Meo.de sent… Read More
May 21, 2018

Caesar® 3.0 Love Machine - Fucking Machine Review

in Sex & Fucking Machines
All hail Caesar. No, not the salad dressing, the Fucking Machine This is a fucking machine that I have had my eyes on for a long time. It is now in its third design iteration, and improvements are continually being made to the design to improve its… Read More
May 18, 2018

Bijoux Indescrets Flamboyant Body Jewelery Purple And Pink

in Other Reviews
Your nipples and foof will have never looked so good when all blinged up I am not one for… Read More

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February 10, 2018 944

EStim Resources

This page is the hub of everything estim related on this site Three years ago the amazing guys over at E-Stim Systems got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing some of their e-stim equipment. I had to be honest as I had never even heard of… Read More
November 11, 2017 4353

The Sybian Riders Guide

Getting the most bang for your buck with a Sybian The Sybian is a legend in its own right, for 30 years it has been providing hard orgasms to women all around the world. It's without a doubt the most powerful vibrator that I have ever had the privilege of… Read More
Nov 02, 2017 2771

A Guide To Nipple Play

I love nipple play, it is the gender free sex organ made for loving Well, they're made… Read More

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May 01, 2018

I'm Attending Eroticon 2019 - But I Might Need Some Help

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I'm So Looking Forward To Upping My Game I will be attending Eroticon 2019 - decision made. I almost got there in 2018 until I had a bad fall just prior to it and I ended up in hospital for a week with bad head injuries. Next year will be different, I will… Read More
April 15, 2018

4000 Twitter Followers Mega Giveaway Competition

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Celebrate this milestone with me by winning some kinky sextoys I am fast approaching 4,000 followers on Twitter and thought it would be nice to be able to celebrate this milestone achievement with a fantastic giveaway. Three amazing companies have stepped… Read More
Mar 02, 2018

I Am Reviewing The uFUC PRO v.2 Fucking machine

in Blog
I have just received another fucking machine from sexmachines.co.uk I am delighted to… Read More
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