Male Nereid Dildo From Tails and Portholes
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Male Nereid Dildo From Tails and Portholes

Tails and Portholes Male Nereid Dildo

I have heard a lot about Tails and Portholes and their creations and I had to get myself one to review. I bought myself a pre made Male Nereid Dildo from their store in a stunning combination of black and glow in the dark green. This is one toy that can really lighten up a dreary dark evening.

Tails and Portholes is run by Brandie Harris and she's a fully fledged mermaid who makes her own range of accessories out of silicone. It didn't take her long to come up with the idea of a Mer-folk themed dildo and so the Nereid was conceived.

As I started to fuck myself with it I could really feel the head of the toy rubbing on my G-spot and this coupled with the sensations caused by the scales had me getting very excited very quickly.

Now the Nereid looks stunning but does it do the job or is it as useless as a fish out of water? Read on to find out....

Delivery

I ordered my Nereid from the Tails and Portholes etsy shop and shipping was surprisingly quick from the US. It arrived well packaged and the best bit was I didn't have to pay any customs charges - bonus. I can't say whether or not you may have to but I didn't.

Features

This is one stunning looking dildo, I love the design. It's made out of 100% body safe silicone so it is Phthalate free and has a dual density which means it has a stiffer inner core surrounded by a softer outer skin. This gives it amazing flexibility and it means that when you give it a good squeeze it squishes nicely, making it extremely comfortable to use.

The stunning Nereid silicone dildo is incredibly flexibleThe blend of Silicone used means that it can also almost bend double making it extremely flexible and so you can use it in any position. The dual density means that it holds its shape when held by the base with only minimal droop.

Having 5.5 inches (14cm) of usable length and 1.75 inches (4.5cm) in diameter means that it has a circumference of 5.5 inches (14cm) which fills me up nicely. The flared base allows you to use it in most harnesses so it would be ideal for a bit of strap on fun.

The stunning Nereid silicone dildo from Tails and PortholesWhen you receive your dildo it comes with a matching scale pendant that you can use on your keys or wherever. That brings me nicely onto the scales on the underside of the shaft. They look very realistic and you can imagine flipping them up but they are in fact moulded on the dildo. They give a nice bit of texture and the feel great as you move the dildo in and out. Whilst they look a bit scary and sharp they are actually very soft indeed and give good stimulation. The scales run all the way up the shaft to the nice bulbous head. The head of the dildo features a well defined glans that feels great as it pops into you and I found that it rubbed my G-spot nicely.

My Nereid silicone dildo glows in the darkThe Male Nereid is available in custom colours or you can buy a ready poured one from the Tails & Portholes shop. I bought mine off the shelf in the shop, as soon as I saw it I just had to have it as the colours look amazing. It's glow in the dark green and black with glitter, the way that the colours diffuse into each other is simply beautiful. Oh did I say that it is stunning and beautiful? Well it is and the pictures don't do it justice at all, this is one great looking sex toy.

In the dark it really does glow well and I have had a lot of fun playing now you see it, now you don't with my partner.

The base of the Nereid silicone dildo is a bit roughNow as I write this there is a new dildo being sculpted and I must say that so far it looks just as stunning and will be a very welcome addition to the creations from Tails & Portholes, I can't wait to see the finished product. It will certainly feature high up on my list of things to enjoy and review.

The base is not symmetrical and a little rough around the edges but that isn't a problem at all and just goes to highlight the fact that this is a hand made sex toy. I am a huge fan of hand made low volume sex toys, there is a growing industry of independent "CockSmiths" out there who are producing some incredible creations.

I was very interested to read the review of the Nereid by Miss Ruby Reviews that was written in June of this year, the production issues highlighted have been addressed. My Nereid has no air bubbles at all on it and it's good to know that Tails and Portholes are actively trying to improve the quality of their products, it's obviously working.

Cleaning

As this is a silicone sex toy and therefore non-porous, cleaning it is really easy. Simply use warm soapy water to wash off any residue of your fun or use a sex toy cleaner to sterilise it. You can even clean it in a dishwasher - just make sure you remember to take it out again prior to having your mother inlaw clearing the table after a Sunday dinner (don't ask, it's a long embarrassing story). If you are going to share it with someone else then I would suggest using a condom with it between users or cleaning it by boiling or using a 10% bleach solution.

Use By Hand

As this is a silicone dildo I used a water-based lube and didn't need to apply much at all. I opted for some Sliquid H2O as it's one of my favourites. Once lubed up it was onto the fun part of the reviewing process. The moment it parted my pussy lips I knew that I was in for a fun time with the Nereid. I found the flared base easy to hold on to and I pushed it in slowly, relishing the feeling of it slowly opening me up and I gasped as the head slipped inside me. This really is a nice sized sex toy, not too girthy but large enough to fill you nicely.

One of the features that I really like about this dildo are the scales and they feel great against my vaginal walls as I pushed it in even further. I had taken the whole length of it in no time at all and really liked the way that it squished and deformed inside me due to its soft texture. It is the perfect size for me and fills me completely even stretching me a little.

The stunning Nereid silicone dildo from Tails and Portholes

As I started to fuck myself with it I could really feel the head of the toy rubbing on my G-spot and this coupled with the sensations caused by the scales had me getting very excited very quickly. I definitely didn't need to add any more lube lets just put it like that.

I twisted it around so that the scales were uppermost and I bent the dildo as I thrust it in and out so that the scales rubbed on my clit on the in stroke and this quickly sent me over the edge. I thrust it inside myself deeply and had one hell of an orgasm, clamping my legs together holding it there until I slowly came back down to earth.

I have used it lots of times since then and the end result is always the same, great orgasms and a lovely feeling of being rather full if you know what I mean.

Fucking Machine Friendliness

I have used the Nereid on both my F-machine Pro and on my Shockspot and it's on the latter that it almost comes to life. I love to just lay back and let the shockspot tease and probe me before having it fuck me deep, hard and fast leading to some pretty noisy orgasms that always have me biting my lip and blushing afterwards due to my loss of control. Silicone toys like this are amazing on Fucking Machines and I am happy to highly recommend the Nereid as an excellent fucking machine attachment.

To use it on a Fucking Machine you will need to use a universal dildo mount like this one that I have reviewed.

Performance

I really like this dildo, for me it is the perfect size. I love its colours and texture, the dual silicone works well and give it lots of flexibility and squishability (is that a real word?). I would rank it right up there with my Bad Dragon dildos, yes it has slight imperfections but to me this just highlights the fact that it's hand made and this just adds to its character.

It gets me off every time and it is the dildo I reach for when I need to give myself a "quickie", it is also a lot of fun on long slow drawn out sessions.

Key Features

Key features:

  • 100% body safe silicone
  • Scales give good stimulation
  • Very soft texture
  • Good for strap on fun

Final Thoughts

Fantasy dildos are a lot of fun and this one delivers it in buckets. It's ideal for anyone looking for their first fantasy dildo and being Silicone it's both body safe and easy to look after. You will love the soft texture of it and the scales feel great. I actually find myself really looking forward to seeing what Tails & Portholes create next, their tweets about the new design have really got my interest.

Check out their shop to see what is available off the shelf or get in touch with Brandie for a custom dildo.

Where Can You Get It From

Check out the range of sex toys at Tails & Portholes

The Male Nereid is available from Tails & Portholes for around £37 depending on the exchange rate and this really is a superb price for a bespoke silicone dildo.

Tails & Portholes

Tails and Portholes is a small one woman enterprise run by the lovely Brandie who is a mermaid. She lovingly crafts accessories for mere-folk and is now making some unique and exceptional sex toys. Her first one The Nereid is amazing and I can't wait to see what she comes up with next.

If you are looking to buy a bespoke sex toy then check out her shop and don’t forget to tell her that Joanne says “Hi".

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