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Zumio An Amazing Clitoral Vibrator

The Zumio, the little sex toy that blew my socks off It's here.......... finally I have managed to get my hands on a Zumio so that my clitoris coul...

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Allure Plus Size PVC French Maid Costume Review

Modeled by sub 'r', she was 'maid to serve' - Boom, Boom (I'll get my coat) This is a review of one of the most delightful French Maid costumes tha...

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Spanking Machine v.2 Review

Machine delivered corporal punishment I learned something new recently; spanking machines are a thing! I was delighted when the good people over at...

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Fifty Shades Of Grey Charlie Tango Vibrator Review

There is nothing grey about the performance of this little vibe I was delighted when the lovely people over at Pleasure Attic got in touch asking i...

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Fun Factory Buch Dick Silicone Spanking Paddle Review

This exceptional silicone paddle is great for BDSM impact play I love some BDSM fun and games and impact play often form part of this type of session...

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Bathmate Shower Strap Review

The hands-free kit for your Bathmate penis enlarger Stunt Cock here again for a quick update on my quest to shall we just say "maximise my potentia...

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Rocks-Off 10 Speed Vortex Vibrating Butt Plug Review

Give yourself some quality bum loving with this vibrating butt plug I am a big fan of Rocks Off and the sex toys that they produce, their bullet vi...

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Hot Octopuss Atom Plus Vibrating Cock Ring Review

This is not just your usual run of the mill cock ring, this is a super hero of a cock ring I love it when I receive a couples sex toy to review. I ...

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Black And White Leather Bondage Collar From MeoBond

A high contrast wide collar that is like a posture collar on me Anyone who reads my reviews knows that I am a sucker for a beautiful BDSM collar. I...

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Rocks Off Bamboo Fire 10 Speed Bullet Vibrator Review

The chisel shaped clitoral pleaser One of my all-time favourite vibe manufacturers is Rocks Off. They are a UK based manufacturer of very reasonably ...

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uFUC PRO v.2 Fucking Machine Review

A fucking machine that was so much fun to get to know - intimately. With a myriad of fucking machines on the market, it is always hard to work out ...

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Black And White Leather Bondage Wrist Cuffs Review

Black and white cuffs that you can enjoy struggling in Once again I am chuffed to be reviewing another piece of BDSM equipment, this time a set of ...

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Secret Play Natural Vegan Organic Aloe Vera Personal Lube Review

Who would have thought I'd find a rival for Sliquid I often struggle to find lubes that agree with my Foof. I sometimes have adverse reactions to s...

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Bathmate Hydromax X30 Wide Boy Penis Enlarger Review

One month of trying to go hulk in the penis department with the X30 Joanne was delighted when she was contacted by the guys over at Bathmate asking...

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Willie Wanka mk II Fantasy Fucking Machine Review

The Willie Wanka is a pussy and ass pleaser As you can tell by the domain name of my site I have a real passion for fucking and sex machines. There...

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Red Doxy Die Cast Super Powerful Wand Massager Review

The Doxy Die Cast really gave my nether regions a full workout It's a funny old world. You know the saying "it's like waiting for a bus to come alo...

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April 19, 2018

Zumio An Amazing Clitoral Vibrator

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The Zumio, the little sex toy that blew my socks off It's here.......... finally I have managed to get my hands on a Zumio so that my clitoris could act as judge jury and possible even executioner for this controversial little clitoral vibrator. The… Read More
April 17, 2018

Allure Plus Size PVC French Maid Costume Review

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Modeled by sub 'r', she was 'maid to serve' - Boom, Boom (I'll get my coat) This is a review of one of the most delightful French Maid costumes that I have ever come across. It's from Latex Leather and Lace, it is part of their Allure Lingerie Collection. I… Read More
Apr 06, 2018

Spanking Machine v.2 Review

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Machine delivered corporal punishment I learned something new recently; spanking machines… Read More

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February 10, 2018 756

EStim Resources

This page is the hub of everything estim related on this site Three years ago the amazing guys over at E-Stim Systems got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing some of their e-stim equipment. I had to be honest as I had never even heard of… Read More
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The Sybian Riders Guide

Getting the most bang for your buck with a Sybian The Sybian is a legend in its own right, for 30 years it has been providing hard orgasms to women all around the world. It's without a doubt the most powerful vibrator that I have ever had the privilege of… Read More
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A Guide To Nipple Play

I love nipple play, it is the gender free sex organ made for loving Well, they're made… Read More

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April 15, 2018

4000 Twitter Followers Mega Giveaway Competition

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Celebrate this milestone with me by winning some kinky sextoys I am fast approaching 4,000 followers on Twitter and thought it would be nice to be able to celebrate this milestone achievement with a fantastic giveaway. Three amazing companies have stepped… Read More
March 02, 2018

I Am Reviewing The uFUC PRO v.2 Fucking machine

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I have just received another fucking machine from sexmachines.co.uk I am delighted to announce that I will be reviewing the uFUC PRO v.2 Fucking machine for my new sponsor sexmachines.co.uk It arrived today and I have *cough* already shall we say conducted a… Read More
Feb 19, 2018

Eroticon - Come meet and greet me

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The virtual meet and greet With Eroticon 2018 just a few weeks away everyone is… Read More
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