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  • AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel

    AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel

    Salted Caramel makes a sensual massage even better If you are anything like me, you will enjoy a pleasant sensual massage. I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra gave me the chance to review a bottle of Amoremeo Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel as part of her Pleasure Panel for meo.de. This is the second flavour of the Meo massage gel that I have reviewed, I really liked the Vanilla one and looked forward to putting this one to the test as well. Any excuse for a gentle massage. Read More
  • Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Clitoral Vibe Review

    Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Clitoral Vibe Review

    They say that you can't improve on perfection, well they have I can still remember the feeling of shock when I first tried a Satisfyer sex toy for the first time (Satisfyer Pro), and it made me cum in under thirty seconds from cold. Something like that stays with you, and ever since then, I have been enjoying the Satisfyer range of sex toys. Their air wave technology feels like your clitoris is being gently sucked and it feels incredible. When I learned that they had brought out a new Read More
  • MEO Black Label Titus Silicone 8 Inch Dildo

    MEO Black Label Titus Silicone 8 Inch Dildo

    Dildos are just such a fun gender free way of masturbating I just love reviewing dildos, some people prefer vibrators to dildos but when I need to give myself an excellent seeing to it is usually a dildo that I grab. There is something so sensual and naughty at the same time about thrusting one in and out of a well lubed up orifice. The glans felt terrific against my g-spot, and the girth felt very nice too. I managed to get all of it in, and that meant I Read More
  • Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Vibrator Review

    Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples Vibrator Review

    It gives Penis in Vagina sex a whole new twist It seems like Satisfyer just keeps creating new sex toys to keep me on my toes and they asked if I would be interested in reviewing a couples sex toy called the Satisfyer Pro 4 Couples. I loved the concept of a couples vibrator that also uses their airwave technology, and so I jumped at the chance. This is one of their latest batch of sex toys that they sent me to review in exchange for a fair and honest Read More
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Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

Joanne xxx

AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel

Salted Caramel makes a sensual massage even better

If you are anything like me, you will enjoy a pleasant sensual massage. I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra gave me the chance to review a bottle of Amoremeo Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel as part of her Pleasure Panel for meo.de.

This is the second flavour of the Meo massage gel that I have reviewed, I really liked the Vanilla one and looked forward to putting this one to the test as well. Any excuse for a gentle massage.

My partner enjoyed using it on me especially licking and sucking it off my nipples after spending a lot of time massaging my breasts (kinky bugger). I must admit that I did enjoy that though and he commented on the sweet taste. It would, therefore, make an ideal foreplay activity. It has me curious to try some of the other gel products from Meo.de like their oral sex lubes.

Joanne

My Stuntcock and I had lots of fun using it on each other, and while the details would be fun to go into, I am just going to summarise the massage gel here. I am sure you can use your imagination for the rest of it. So is this a massage gel that hits the spot or is it something to be avoided?

Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Clitoral Vibe Review

They say that you can't improve on perfection, well they have

I can still remember the feeling of shock when I first tried a Satisfyer sex toy for the first time (Satisfyer Pro), and it made me cum in under thirty seconds from cold. Something like that stays with you, and ever since then, I have been enjoying the Satisfyer range of sex toys.

Their air wave technology feels like your clitoris is being gently sucked and it feels incredible. When I learned that they had brought out a new take on this method of masturbation my curiosity was piqued.

I like the quick orgasms that this type of sex toy delivers as they just seem to spring up from nowhere and bash you over the head in a surprise attack. I also find that the orgasms tend to roll on and on even after switching the unit off.

Joanne

Their latest model combines the delightful clitoris sucking tech with good old-fashioned vibrations, and that was something I had to experience. Satisfyer were delightful, and they sent me a Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration for free to review in exchange for an honest evaluation of it.

I deliberately didn't read any reviews on this sex toy as I wanted to be as unbiased as I possibly could before trying it out for myself and I could hardly contain my excitement when it arrived. I hoped the orgasms from it would be as memorable as my first ones with Satisfyers products - talk about high expectations.

MEO Black Label Titus Silicone 8 Inch Dildo

Dildos are just such a fun gender free way of masturbating

I just love reviewing dildos, some people prefer vibrators to dildos but when I need to give myself an excellent seeing to it is usually a dildo that I grab.

There is something so sensual and naughty at the same time about thrusting one in and out of a well lubed up orifice.

The glans felt terrific against my g-spot, and the girth felt very nice too. I managed to get all of it in, and that meant I could enjoy the feeling of the balls slapping against me.

Joanne

It seems that Meo.de just know what I like and the type of dildo that I enjoy.

They sent me this 8 Inch black silicone dildo to review, and I have to admit that I have grown rather fond of it and why wouldn't I? Just look at it, it's enough to tempt anyone.

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February 19, 2018

AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel

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Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Clitoral Vibe Review

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