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Eroticon - Come meet and greet me

The virtual meet and greet

With Eroticon 2018 just a few weeks away everyone is finalising their plans. I am both nervous and excited to be going and meeting up with so many of the people I idolise.

I am going for the full weekend and should be able to attend the meet and greet on Friday evening. I have met some people going before, but most will be new to me. I will be easy to spot in my wheelchair (I wonder if I should fit bullhorns to the front). I am not wheelchair bound but will need the help of one over the course of the day (it's a long story).

Everyone going is encouraged to post a short virtual meet and greet post, and this is mine. Hopefully, anyone going will be able to glean a little bit of information about me from it long before we meet. If you go to the main Eroticon website, you can view links to everyone else's posts. So without further ado, here we go...

NAME (and Twitter if you have one)

Joanne (I will be accompanied by my StuntCock or Ian as he is also known)

@JoannesReviews

What are you most looking forward to about Eroticon 2018?

Firstly getting through my considerable nerves at meeting so many amazing people.

I want to up my game and hope that the talks and presentations will both inspire me and point me in the right direction.

I am also really, really looking forward to all of the bloggers and companies that I regularly interact with online. It will be so nice to put faces to the names. I will be in a state of constant awe I think.

I will be attending as many of the workshops and talks that I can as long as my body holds out. I will be gleaming as much advice as I can from the other attendees and probably be causing mischief along the way.

We are creating a play list of songs for the Friday Night Meet and Greet. Nominate one song that you would like us to add to the playlist and tell us why you picked that song

Aha - Take On Me, it brings back many happy memories when I was fitter and loving life to the full. I love the video as well.

What’s the first career you dreamed of having as a kid?

I wanted to be a teacher or a vet. I still love kids and animals but had to give up my dream of teaching when my health took a turn for the worst.

Weirdest place you’ve ever gotten up to mischief (define ‘mischief’ however you like…)

Ooooh now, that could reveal a kinky side. I think I would have to admit that the weirdest place I have gotten up to some mischief was in the lift in the Crewe train station in the middle of the night. I had amazing sex over a suitcase trolley LOL.

Tell us two truths and a lie about yourself.

I speak a little German.

I regularly use a laser engraver.

I have four suitcases full of sex toys.

Complete the sentence: I want..

everyone to have an amazing Eroticon weekend.

Check out the rest of the virtual meet and greets on the Eroticon website.

Willie Wanka™ mk II Fantasy Fucking Machine

I will be doing a new Fucking Machine review soon

I have been asked by sexmachines.co.uk if I would be interested in reviewing their Willie Wanka™ mk II Fantasy Fucking Machine.

I am sure that you can work out what my reply was.

I love fucking and sex machines and have reviewed several in the past so I am delighted that they have noticed my site and are interested in getting me to review for them. For anyone not in the know sexmachines.co.uk is the UK's largest retailer of fucking machines and they have been trading since 2004 supplying over 248,000 sex machines to kinksters just like me.

They carry a huge range of sex and fucking machines including the legendary Sybian and the Shockspot, both of which I have enjoyed reviewing tremendously.

I am looking forward to the arrival of the Willie Wanka™ Fucking Machine and you can rest assured that my foof will be giving it a thorough review - all in the name of kinky science of course.

UPDATE: My review of the Willie Wanka Fucking Machine is now live.

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