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Sex & Fucking Machines

I love reviewing sexmachines and fucking machines as they are just so much fun. But they do carry a hefty pricetag so if you want to see my opinions on the machines that I have tried out then enjoy my reviwews.

Sex & Fucking Machines
The MotorBunny Sybian Style Ride On Sex Machine Review

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Overall Rating:
9.2

The MotorBunny Sybian Style Ride On Sex Machine Review

This piece of sextech is pretty impressive and delivers cracking orgasms

I was asked to review the MotorBunny sex machine by the amazing @CaraSutra as part of her Pleasure Panel Reviewer Program. I jumped at the chance to try this new entry into the marketplace as it isn't often that you get to try a new sex machine now is it?

The MotorBunny borrows its roots from the amazing Sybian sex machine, for those of you who haven't heard of the Sybian - where have you been all of your life? It's a veritable legend, a TV and radio star in its own rights and riding it caused me to squirt for the first time in my life. Oh, happy memories.

An orgasm on the Motorbunny is like someone has dropped a hand-grenade into a kettle. Yes, the water slowly starts to boil and then 'BANG' the grenade explodes and blows the kettle apart.

Joanne

Having thoroughly enjoyed a Sybian I was really keen to see just how well the MotorBunny would perform, as the Sybian is a hard act to follow.

Sheets Of San Francisco Sybian Cover

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Overall Rating:
9

Sheets Of San Francisco Sybian Cover

You Can Now Really Let Yourself Go On A Sybian

I have been dying to be able to review a Sheets Of San Francisco (SOSF) product ever since I bumped into their stand at the ETO show in 2016. I was blown away by the materials that they use. So you can imagine my excitement when the lovely Karen at Sybian.com got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing the new Sybian cover made in collaboration with SOSF. Not only was I going to get to enjoy a Sybian again with the help of Ian from fmachinefun.co.uk but I was finally going to get to review a SOSF product. After much grinning and clapping of hands together I sat back waiting for all of the pieces to fall into place for the review.

It doesn't get better than this, you can squirt with confidence, safe in the knowledge that you aren't going to ruin your Sybian investment and then you can just throw the fluid proof cover into the laundry and pour a glass of post orgasmic wine - sweet.

Joanne

I didn't have to wait long at all and I stood with excitement welling up inside me looking at a Sybian and a lovely black box containing the new cover for it. So after all this time and anticipation what do I really think of the materials produced by SOSF and more importantly is the cover worth the money if you already own a Sybian? Read on to find out.

G-Egg, Orb & Triple Delight Silicone Sybian Attachments

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Review Silicone Sybian Sybian Attachments FMachineFun Sex Machine

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Overall Rating:
9.4

G-Egg, Orb & Triple Delight Silicone Sybian Attachments

I Am One Lucky Reviewer (who could hardly walk after a week with a Sybian)

I was happilly tweeting away one day when Karen sent me a message asking if I would be interested in reviewing one of their latest creations - the silicone G-Egg? I replied that I would love to but I don't own a Sybian (unfortunately) as I got hold of one through @FuckMachineIan's rental service. To my delight Karen got in touch with Ian and they both worked some magic. Two weeks later a Sybian arrived with not just one new silicone attachment to review but three. I couldn't believe my luck and actually considered going out and buying a National Lottery ticket as my luck was running high. I was spoilt for choice with a G-Egg, an Orb and a Triple Delight attachment all in a stunning shade of purple (my favourite colour).

Now, for those of you that don't know the Sybian is a legendary sex toy and a star of TV and radio shows alike, it has the ability to literally rip orgasms from you again and again and can be an instrument of sweet bliss or absolute torture depending on whose hands the controls are in. I really enjoyed previously reviewing one and you can read that review HERE.

It was like an epiphany when I found the sweet spot and I just kept orgasming over and over again with it and for those of you curious, yes it made me squirt.

Joanne

I had been given a Sybian for a week so that I could get to know all three attachments intimately and can honestly say it was one hell of a week but I don't think the neighbours like me anymore LOL. So, what's the fuss all about with the new range of Silicone Sybian Attachments? Well read on to find out just how good they are and why if you own a Sybian you should consider getting some of them in to enjoy.

Tremblr Male Milking Machine

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Review Masturbator Male FMachineFun Sex Machine

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Overall Rating:
9.6

Tremblr Male Milking Machine

The Tremblr Will Leave You Totally Dry

You can imagine my delight when I was approached by Ian from fmachinefun.co.uk asking if I would be interested in reviewing a new male milking machine from the manufacturers of the F-machine Pro Fucking Machine (www.f-machine.com). My interest was piqued when I was informed that they are producing a male milking machine to rival the Venus. The Tremblr (no that isn't a typo) is almost ready for general release and by the time you get to read this review it will be just about ready so I am honoured to have been allowed to review one of their pre-production machines for them.

Well I was very impressed and every time that we have put it to the test it has done the trick and what surprised me the most was just how controllable it is. This little machine would be perfect in any dungeon and is ideal for domme/sub play. Yes it's great on your own but if you hand the controls over to someone else it can be one hell of a wild ride.

Now I thought this was an amazing machine but the manufacturers have actually made over 30 tweaks and changes to make it even better, if you are interested in just how good it really is then read on for the juicy bits.

Venus For Men

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Review Masturbator Male Venus FMachineFun Sex Machine

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Overall Rating:
8.6

Venus For Men Masturbator

The Venus Litterally Sucks You Dry

I love SexTech and I am delighted that I have managed to get my hands on a Venus For Men male masturbator to review, this is not my usual type of sex machine and it is aimed mainly for the guys although it does have one or two tricks up its sleeves to even entertain women as well.

The lovely @FuckMachineIan over at www.fmachinefun.co.uk offered to send me one to review after I was speaking to @Sybianmaker on twitter about them in exchange for an honest and fair review. I was so excited to finally get my hands on one of these machines and my Stunt Cock was primed and really interested too.

The Venus is a male masturbator with a difference and it's made in the US by ABCO who are the creators of the amazing Sybian Sex Machine which is one of my all time favourite sex toys (Read My Review Of The Sybian).

Shockspot 12 Inch Fucking Machine from www.fmachinefun.co.uk

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Overall Rating:
9.2

Shockspot 12 Inch Fucking Machine

Shockspot 12 Inch Fucking Machine

When you ask someone to name their dream car you will often hear names like Ferarri, Porsche and Lambourghini and these cars are at the top of the pyramid and quite rightly so. When it comes to Fucking Machines there are only a couple of contenders for the position of the best one and the Shockspot is definitely a contender for the title. I have been saving for a very long time to be able to get my hands on one of these and have been using it now for just over a month and so I feel that I know it well enough by now to give it a thorough reviewing.

The Shockspot is a sex machine designed and manufactured to order in the USA. I got mine through the lovely people over at www.fmachinefun.co.uk, this is the third machine that I have reviewed from them.

The thing is that this machine is so good you can give yourself a quickie on it or you can really take your time and enjoy a long slow sensuous fuck.

The Shockspot has a pretty good reputation and I certainly put it to the test so how did it perform....

Universal Fucking Machine Dildo Adaptor

Universal Stainless Steel Fucking Machine Adaptor

One of the biggest problems with having fun with Fucking Machines is the limited number of dildos that you can attach to them. Most fucking machines come with a Vac-u-lock adaptor which is great for quick dildo swaps but it ties you down to just a small range of dildos. I wanted to be able to use pretty much any dildo with my machines and so after looking round for solutions to this problem I found this one at www.fmachinefun.co.uk

One of my favourite uses of this adaptor is to use it to mount my Bad Dragon Flint dildo which allows me to fuck myself with it hard and fast to an amazing orgasm.

Beginners Guide To Sex Machines

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This article explains the different types of sex machine on the market and gives you a few pointers as to what to look for when considering buying one.

Beginners Guide To Sex Machines

Thinking About Buying A Sex Or Fucking Machine?

As with anything else, it always pays to do your research when planning a major purchase. Hopefully this guide will give you a few pointers to check up on before you part with your cash. Sex and Fucking Machines are expensive pieces of equipment and as with any type of product out there the marketplace is filled with everything from junk to amazing bargains. I should know as I have tried the best and the worst.

The aim of this article is to describe the different types of sex machines out there and what to look at when considering buying one. With some luck it will help you avoid buying a lemon and mean that you get more fun and enjoyment out of your new bedroom accessory.

"Buying a Sex Machine is a huge commitment, there is a lot of choice available and it definitely pays to do your homework and find out what really makes the machine that you are interested in better than the rest."

Joanne

F-Machine Pro Fucking Machine

F-Machine Pro Gen 2 Fucking Machine

This is my first fucking machine and I have to say that it lives up to its name. It's stunning to look at and is a powerhouse where it matters, I can't get enough if it. I will be increasing my attachment collection to give me a variety of sensations.

I can't take it very long on its fastest speed setting and it drives me over the edge in no time at all. It’s a lot of fun to use on your own but even more fun with a partner present.

I came very quickly using it the first time. By varying the speed settings I can ride the crest of the orgasmic wave without actually letting it break. I can edge myself like this for a long time and when I finally do let my orgasm wash over me it's strong.

The Sybian Pleasure System

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Rent Sybian Medium Sex Machine Attachment Review FMachineFun Sex Toy Vibrator Sybian Attachments

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Overall Rating:
9.2

Sybian Pleasure System

Renting a Sybian Pleasure System

I have to state that I don’t yet own a Sybian (but it is high on my list of wants or should I say needs). So I decided to hire one after realising that you can do so from www.fmachinefun.co.uk

I came extremely quickly on the Sybian and actually squirted for the first time in my life (Yay for me). The vibrations are so strong you tend to lose focus on everything that is going on around you. All that you can feel and is the throbbing of your clitoris as it gets vibrated into an high state of arousal.

The Sybian is very expensive and is way out of my price league at £1370. So I decided to try the effective rental service from Fmachinefun.

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