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I love dildo fun and games and I enjoy reviewing them. I tend to not leave much to the imagination when I write my reviews and I will give you the good points as well as the bad so that you can make an informed decision about future purchases.

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Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Estim Dildo Review

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Review EStim Electrastim Electrostim Electrode Electrosex Bipolar 2mm Silicone Dildo

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Overall Rating:
9.2

Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Estim Dildo Review

Zapping my lady bits whilst quimsticking is my idea of heaven

I just love it when I receive a product to review that ticks all of my favourite boxes. E-stim fun, yes, dildo fun, yes, and body-safe materials, that's a definite yes.

The lovely people over at Electrastim sent me one of their Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Dildos to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I was delighted to have been asked to review this dildo for them. I have already reviewed a number of their products including the EM-60E estim control box, their Prestige Cock Rings, a Silicone Noir Butt plug and their Jack Socket.

In profile, you can see that it gently curves upwards and ends in a nice bulb which feels fantastic against my g-spot. There is also a ridge halfway down the top of it that gives added stimulation.

Joanne

Anyone who follows my antics on here will know that I adore dildos but even more than that I love electrosex in all of its forms.

This dildo combines the two, and it does so in style. So without further ado, here are my thoughts on the performance of this bi-polar e-stim electrode.

MEO Black Label Titus Silicone 8 Inch Dildo

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Review Dildo Silicone MEO LifeLike

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Overall Rating:
8.6

MEO Black Label Titus Silicone 8 Inch Dildo

Dildos are just such a fun gender free way of masturbating

I just love reviewing dildos, some people prefer vibrators to dildos but when I need to give myself an excellent seeing to it is usually a dildo that I grab.

There is something so sensual and naughty at the same time about thrusting one in and out of a well lubed up orifice.

The glans felt terrific against my g-spot, and the girth felt very nice too. I managed to get all of it in, and that meant I could enjoy the feeling of the balls slapping against me.

Joanne

It seems that Meo.de just know what I like and the type of dildo that I enjoy.

They sent me this 8 Inch black silicone dildo to review, and I have to admit that I have grown rather fond of it and why wouldn't I? Just look at it, it's enough to tempt anyone.

Split Peaches Unicorn Dildo Review

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Review Dildo Silicone Fantasy LatexLeatherLace Unihorn

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Overall Rating:
9.6

Split Peaches Unicorn Dildo Review

Putting some Unicorn magic between your legs

Anyone who is an avid unicorn fan like myself will immediately notice that this dildo is a dream come true. Now everyone has the chance to experience some unicorn magic between their legs and let's face it who wouldn't want to enjoy this fantastic-looking creation?

I have had my eyes on several Split Peaches creations, but as they are a USA based company, it was difficult to get one over here in the UK.

I love using it vaginally. Why? Well, because I have one and it's a lot of fun quimsticking with it. There's nothing stopping you enjoying some good old fashioned unicorn anal fun too with this dildo, and if that is your thing, then I encourage you to do so as it would feel very intense.

Joanne

That has now changed though, praise the ... (insert your own deity here). Latex Leather & Lace now stock the unicorn dildo as well as the incredibly textured "Screw You Mechadong". As a bonus, they also now have some Split Peaches glow in the dark stress boobies as well, for when we all need to let off some steam.

On a disclosure front, I was sent this dildo to review free of charge in exchange for a fair and honest review. I may have a slight bias though as I love unicorns, so on with the review.

Tantus Flurry Silicone Dildo From Too Timid

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Review Tantus Silicone Dildo GSpot

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Overall Rating:
9.4

Tantus Flurry Silicone Dildo From Too Timid

The Flurry is a cracking g-spot orientated dildo

Ever since I started reviewing sex toys and started learning about body-safe quality materials, I have had my eye on Tantus. They make some fantastic creations, but as they are US based, I haven't had the privilege of trying any for myself.

I have three of their dildos on my 'To Do' list, and I was chuffed to bits when Too Timid approached me asking if I would be interested in reviewing a Tantus Flurry. I jumped at the chance to review it for them of course.

Unlike the Cush, the Flurry is a much more manageable 1.5"/3.8cm in diameter giving it 4.7"/11.9cm of girth. Making it a great size for some g-spot fun, and it's great for thrusting, more on that later in the review.

Joanne

After taking some time to get to know it (intimately) I am now qualified to be able to comment on its performance so, it's good but does it live up to the hype? Read on to find out.

Persian Palm Eva Classic Line Ceramic Dildo

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Review Ceramic Persian Palm Dildo

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Overall Rating:
9.8

Persian Palm Eva Classic Line Ceramic Dildo

Ceramic perfection from Persian Palm

This is a bit of a special review, special because once in a while you come across a product that is not only a very functional sex toy but also a work of art.

Persian Palm sent me this incredible personalised Eva Classic Line ceramic dildo for free in exchange for a fair and honest review.

There is something about having three different diameters to enjoy that has my pussy purring in satisfaction.

Joanne

I have had my eyes on their wares for a while now as they are handmade and just look so inviting and beautiful.

I was blown away by everything about this dildo, from its packaging to its performance but before I talk about the dildo itself here is some information about Persian Palm.

Dodil Mouldable Dildo An Update

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Review Dildo Silicone

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Overall Rating:
9.0

Dodil Mouldable Dildo An Update

A Dodil is a Dildo for all seasons

I was lucky to be an early reviewer of the revolutionary Dodil mouldable dildo earlier this year, and I enjoyed reviewing it so much.

I loved the concept, being able to create the perfect dildo for my style of masturbation was a real breakthrough. It's so much fun on many levels appealing to my creative side as well as my kinky side.

The Dodil is just so different to everything else available. In a world of technology, magnetic chargers and internet of things (IoT) toys and equipment it is refreshing to see something as simple and efficient as the Dodil.

Joanne

I can categorically say that the Dodil is my sex toy of the year 2017. Everyone should have one, and I was delighted to hear that they haven't rested on their laurels they are continuing to improve their product and are thinking laterally.

They sent me the second version of the toy to review which was a lovely surprise indeed.

Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Silicone Dildo Review

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Review Fleshlight Silicone Dildo Fantasy

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Overall Rating:
8.4

Fleshlight Freaks Frankenstein Silicone Dildo Review

A monstrously good dildo ideal for some Halloween fun

This is my second Halloween special review, the first being the sickly looking Zombie Dildo. This one looks a little bit better but it still won't appeal to some. This is why it's only the second review I have ever done to carry a trigger warning.

After having so much fun reviewing the Zombie dildo I decided to give another of the Fleshlight Freaks a go. This time I chose the Frankenstein dildo since I love the Mary Shelly book - definitely read it.

The colouration of this dildo is beautiful, it is a mottled green and it's very shiny giving it a slick wet look. The detailing includes cracks, scars and metallic grafts all of them looking amazing.

Joanne

I acquired a Frankenstein dildo and I immediately started my reviewing process. I also did some special sketches as my Zombie dildo review ones were well received. So, what did I think of this collection of dick parts lovingly stitched together by Dr F himself?

Trigger Warning: This review contains pictures of a Frankenstein dildo that some people may find distasteful or disturbing. You can decide whether or not you want to proceed to those pictures by continuing to read this review.

Silicone Cock Skull Dildo Black

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Review Silicone Dildo Fantasy MEO SizeQueen

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Overall Rating:
8.6

Silicone Cock Skull Dildo Black

Today I'm redifining the term - getting Skull Fucked

I have long been an admirer of the wares carried by Meo.de. Having enjoyed reading many reviews of their products from some of my favourite reviewers.

So I was delighted when they agreed to let me review some products for them. With great German efficiency, the selected products soon arrived and I couldn't wait to get started. They had sent me a whole host of kinky BDSM equipment to review together with this oh so special dildo.

The lube retention coupled with the texture makes it a formidable yet enjoyable anal or vaginal sextoy.

Joanne

It's a size queens dream and it also appeals to my inner Goth. The skull at the base of it looks foreboding as well as adding a layer of dark kink.

I was sent this dildo for free in exchange of an honest review. I must admit though to under-estimating its size and my eyes popped out of my head on stalks in true comic book fashion when it arrived.

Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Silicone Dildo Review

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Review Fleshlight Silicone Dildo Fantasy Zombie

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Overall Rating:
8.2

Fleshlight Freaks Zombie Silicone Dildo Review

The chilling tale of my encounter with the living thrusting dead

Are we all sitting comfortably? Then I shall begin. It all started mid-October when the delightful Scandarella got in touch with me asking if I fancied a new dildo to review. Well, that got my attention and then she told me what it was.....

You see, she had been sent the wrong dildo to review and as it was going to be replaced she asked if I wanted it.

Now I love my fantasy dildos especially as I'm a bit of a texture queen. I like my dildos to have lots of ridges and bumps but I have never had a dildo quite like this one.

The thing is all that detail and texture makes it one hell of a good dildo for thrusting. It wasn't long before I was sounding like a zombie myself - "Nnnnnnn, mmmmmm" etc.

Joanne

Imagine living in a world where Zombies roam the earth, very hungry zombies in fact. These zombies are not the usual ones though. 'Brains' are the last things on their corrupted decaying minds. Instead, they crave pussy and ass. This was the fantasy world that I was about to descend into.

Trigger Warning: This review contains pictures of a Zombie dildo that some people may find distasteful or distressing. You can decide whether or not you want to proceed to those pictures by continuing to read this review.

Review Of The Dodil Mouldable Dildo

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Review Dildo Silicone

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Overall Rating:
9

Review Of The Dodil Mouldable Dildo

Fancy a new dildo every night? You can with the Dodil

This is a review that I have been itching to write for a while now. There is a new dildo on the block and it's pretty revolutionary in that you can change its shape over and over again. You don't have to settle for a run of the mill generic dick shaped dildo now. With a Dodil you can let your imagination run wild as you create something unique.

I'm impressed with my first creation. I was scared that I would produce something looking more like a Mr Potatoe Head than a dildo. But that fear was unfounded and I loved being able to design my own sex toy.

Joanne

I was delighted that theDodil.com agreed to send me one of these beauties to review and I eagerly awaited its arrival. It's not often that you get to design your own dildo.

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