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Eroticon - Come meet and greet me

The virtual meet and greet

With Eroticon 2018 just a few weeks away everyone is finalising their plans. I am both nervous and excited to be going and meeting up with so many of the people I idolise.

I am going for the full weekend and should be able to attend the meet and greet on Friday evening. I have met some people going before, but most will be new to me. I will be easy to spot in my wheelchair (I wonder if I should fit bullhorns to the front). I am not wheelchair bound but will need the help of one over the course of the day (it's a long story).

Everyone going is encouraged to post a short virtual meet and greet post, and this is mine. Hopefully, anyone going will be able to glean a little bit of information about me from it long before we meet. If you go to the main Eroticon website, you can view links to everyone else's posts. So without further ado, here we go...

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Joanne (I will be accompanied by my StuntCock or Ian as he is also known)

@JoannesReviews

What are you most looking forward to about Eroticon 2018?

Firstly getting through my considerable nerves at meeting so many amazing people.

I want to up my game and hope that the talks and presentations will both inspire me and point me in the right direction.

I am also really, really looking forward to all of the bloggers and companies that I regularly interact with online. It will be so nice to put faces to the names. I will be in a state of constant awe I think.

I will be attending as many of the workshops and talks that I can as long as my body holds out. I will be gleaming as much advice as I can from the other attendees and probably be causing mischief along the way.

We are creating a play list of songs for the Friday Night Meet and Greet. Nominate one song that you would like us to add to the playlist and tell us why you picked that song

Aha - Take On Me, it brings back many happy memories when I was fitter and loving life to the full. I love the video as well.

What’s the first career you dreamed of having as a kid?

I wanted to be a teacher or a vet. I still love kids and animals but had to give up my dream of teaching when my health took a turn for the worst.

Weirdest place you’ve ever gotten up to mischief (define ‘mischief’ however you like…)

Ooooh now, that could reveal a kinky side. I think I would have to admit that the weirdest place I have gotten up to some mischief was in the lift in the Crewe train station in the middle of the night. I had amazing sex over a suitcase trolley LOL.

Tell us two truths and a lie about yourself.

I speak a little German.

I regularly use a laser engraver.

I have four suitcases full of sex toys.

Complete the sentence: I want..

everyone to have an amazing Eroticon weekend.

Check out the rest of the virtual meet and greets on the Eroticon website.
Willie Wanka™ mk II Fantasy Fucking Machine

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Willie Wanka™ mk II Fantasy Fucking Machine

I will be doing a new Fucking Machine review soon

I have been asked by sexmachines.co.uk if I would be interested in reviewing their Willie Wanka™ mk II Fantasy Fucking Machine.

I am sure that you can work out what my reply was.

I love fucking and sex machines and have reviewed several in the past so I am delighted that they have noticed my site and are inetersted in getting me to review for them. For anyone not in the know sexmachines.co.uk is the UK's largest retailer of fucking machines and they have been trading since 2004 supplying over 248,000 sex machines to kinksters just like me.

They carry a huge range of sex and fucking machines including the legendary Sybian and the Shockspot, both of which I have enjoyed reviewing tremedously.

I am looking forward to the arrival of the Willie Wanka™ Fucking Machine and you can rest assured that my foof will be giving it a thorough review - all in the name of kinky science of course.

Darkside Magazine Edition 9

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Darkside Magazine Edition 9

Fancy Sybian performance on a budget?

I am delighted to have a review published in Darkside Magazine Edition 9, and this is the third time that I have written for them.

This edition features a side by side comparison of the Motorbunny and Sybian ride on sex machines.

Check it out and enjoy the rest of the magazine, you can buy your copy from the Darkside Magazine Website.

Darside Magazine edition 9 - Sybian and Motorbunny review

I Am Going To Build A StereoStim E-stim Control Box

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I Am Going To Build A StereoStim E-stim Control Box

I am hoping to build one without frying my pussy lips!

Anyone who knows me or reads my blog will know that I adore E-stim or Electrosex. I can quickly achieve some fantastic hands-free orgasms using the electrodes and control boxes that I have, and it has me wanting more regarding both power and features.

My all-time favourite e-stim control box is my 2B from E-Stim Systems, it ticks all of the boxes and is a fantastic machine. It's some of its advanced features such as the amazing audio function that has me curious to try new electrode combinations, as well as the illusive Tri-phase set up. This is an electrode and cable setup where the stimulations feel almost 3D and can move around inside your body. The thought of that has me gagging to give it a go.

You can create an account for free on SmartStim.com and benefit from immediate access to some amazing advice from some very serious e-stim players.I recently joined an amazing forum called SmartStim.com and it's a wealth of advice and knowledge of the whole estim scene. It was whilst reading a multitude of posts there about triphase that I learned of the freely available plans to make your own Stereostim system. It was like a lightbulb ighting up in my mind acccompanied by a 'Ding' noise when I read about it. I just have to try one and the only way to do that is to build one for myself.

Here is a draft design of the finished projects front panel

My concept of the front panel of my StereoStim Control Box

Now then, I'm certainly no electronic engineer (although I have dabbled in the world of arduino projects) but the plans are pretty straightforward, and it utilises a commercially available amplifier to do the complicated work. The rest is just wiring, switches and other necessary electronic components. I'm making it sound easy but I imagine it won't be and building one is a monumental task I am setting myself, but I am determined to give it a go in my quest for more orgasms.

I plan on blogging about the whole build process so that anyone else who follows in my footsteps can learn from my experiences and mistakes of course. My first plan is to do lots more reading on SmartStim.com and to start procuring all of the components. I will then build it in a modular form on the desk without worrying about a housing. That way I can construct something that works before breaking it down and putting it into its housing. I want to give the box a medical look as this machine will be great for medical roleplay scenes.

Here is a block diagram of the circuit

A block diagram of my StereoStim Control Box

This is going to be a hell of a ride, and I hope to come out of it without setting my pubes on fire or frying my fanny lips. Fingers crossed on that one anyway. So wish me luck, and I will keep you posted.

The first batch of parts have arrivedUPDATE 25/1/18: Parts are now arriving and I am getting excited now to start the build.

So far I have received a four way five pole switch, various plugs and sockets, the LED's and their metal holders, some connectors and the 12V media player that the system will run around.


UPDATE 28/1/18: I have been playing around with some bits and bobs and have managed to build an Arduino based VU meter that is working well. I'm not sure if it will make it into the final build but it gives me something to do whilst waiting for the rest of the components to arrive.

The Build

My build is now underway slowly, you can follow the build on my build diary.

I Want To Open An Inclusive Dungeon

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I Want To Open An Inclusive Dungeon

Because dungeon fun should be available to everyone

I love visiting dungeons for kinky BDSM fun and games but often when looking for new ones I simply can't use some due to their design and lack of facilities for diabled folks. That got me thinking, why aren't their disabled friendly dungeons in the marketplace?

How hard can it be to think about inclusivity when designing and creating adungeon?

Well I don't think it's actually that hard to go the extra mile to make a dungeon a disabled friendly environment. Most dungeons are vistied by couples of all sexes and so a disabled kinkster would probably be accompanied by a helper or partner who can play with them within their boundaries. But disabled kinksters need a play environment with enough room to move around if in a wheel shair. Ablution facilities designed to cater for all, maybe hoists and lifting equipmnet as well as easy access on level ground. A dungeon would have also to be at ground level and flat for obvious reasons.

I'm now seriously looking into opening such a facility and whilst currently in the planning phase, I am so fired up about the project that I just have to shout about it from the rooftops.

So what do I want to create? Well I want to create a facility that will cater for all and will be especially usefull for disabled kinksters who will probably have no other option to experience some dungeon BDSM fun and games.

I want to include the following:

  • Fully equiped dungeon with the usual equipment
  • Disabled toilets
  • Wetroom
  • Clinic Roon
  • Nursery
  • Kitchen with refreshments

I want to provide an exciting environment where vistors can live out their fantasies safely and with top of the range equipment. The biggest hurdle as you can imagine will be the costs involved with tackling a project like this with the usual sorts of avenues of business funding being unavailable. Banks tend to shy away from anything kink or sex related and so I am currently trying to figure out how to get a project like this off the ground but it won't be easy.

I do believe though that it is a facility that is needed and will pull out all the stops to get it off the ground. If anyone wants to donate anything towards the project then my PayPal e-mail address is admin{at}sexmachinereviews.co.uk

I will keep everyone abreast of the project as it evolves here.

All donations will be gratefully received
My Bitcoin Address: 1NtBsUz8kaSxLjgby4zQHNGa7J1NMP3G1n

My Kinky Visit To Latex Leather & Lace

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My Kinky Visit To Latex Leather & Lace

I had an amazing day in the company of Latex Leather & Lace

I may have missed the opening day of the new Latex Leather & Lace store but I was determined to get down to visit them and I am so glad that I did.

I arrived on a cold morning to a very warm welcome from Patrick, Anna and the rest of the team in their stunning looking studio shop in Barwell, Leicestershire.

I had followed their renovations and the build of their new studio in a discreet business unit and what I saw when I walked in was a friendly shop designed around the needs of the customer.

A quick glance around the fully stocked shelves told me that they knew what they were doing. All of my favourite brands were stocked and these are the brands that I like to champion for their use of body safe materials and quality. Great companies like E-Stim Systems, Rocks Off, Fun Factory and some amazing clothing and footwear brands. I couldn't take my eyes off the kinky shoes and outfits as they were just amazing. With over 4,500 product lines to choose from you can spend hours on their website drooling over what is on offer.

Black Friday And Cyber Monday SexToy Sales

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Black Friday And Cyber Monday SexToy Sales

You can save big time in these sextoy sales

Looking for a bargain, who isn't? These Black Friday and Cyber Monday sales have to be seen to be believed. Get yourself ready for a very kinky Christmas by grabbing a bargain for yourself or that special friend who needs spoiling.

Disclaimer - This post contains some affiliate links, if you purchase something when you follow one of these links I may receive a small commission at no cost to you. For more information about affiliate links check out my disclosure page. This page has been put together to higlight some great bargains for my readers.

Cyber Monday 2017 is Monday 27th November

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Black Friday 2017 is Friday 24th November

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These are the guys who introduced me to the exciting world of electrosex and they produce all of their own products in-house and offer lifetime guarantees on most things as they are so sure of their own quality control. I can't recommend their kit highly enough.
EStim Systems Black Friday Sale, upto 25% off
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Get 1/3rd off your purchases from Affordable Leather Products for Black Friday and Cyber Monday! Just use the Discount Code FRIDAY at the checkout.


Custom Artwork - Boxer Dog

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Custom Artwork - Boxer Dog

I don't often get asked to do pics for people so I enjoyed doing this one

I was asked on Twitter if I did custom art commissions and I declined, saying that I'm not good enough to be able to charge for my work. Someone wanted a colourful picture that they could have blown up as a feature piece of art for a wall in their house and the art that they were looking for was a whopping £300.

I then decided to see if I could help so upon obtaining some pics of their dog (he was to be the focus of the artwork) I set to work.

Numerous hours later and after four failed attempts I came up with this piece for them. I decided to help out as whilst it would take up some of my time it was also an opportunity for me to learn more about digital art and I am very glad that I did so.

So without further ado, I present to you my Boxer dog art. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did making it.

Digital art - The Bulldog

Sex, Censorship, Nazis and Social Media

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Sex, Censorship, Nazis and Social Media

What the hell is going on with social media

For anyone who is unaware, recently most social media channels have been slowly but surely censoring people who post about sexuality on their platforms. I'm not talking about people posting hardcore porn, I am talking about educators, advocates, bloggers and even little old me.

Platform rules have been changing to prevent people talking about sex subjects and a lot of good people and information is being censored and this is a worrying trend.

Today Twitter has actually started to censor the word 'bisexual' in all image and video searches. This is censorship of an entire group of people, censorship of a sexual orientation.

You can still search for KKK and Nazi posts though. I cannot even believe that I have to say that it's Nazi's and the KKK that need banning from Twitter. I'm starting to lose faith in humanity and our ability to fight for what is right and just. Facebook won't even let you show a breast FFS!

Share Our Shit Saturday 1 #SoSS

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Share Our Shit Saturday 1 #SoSS

We need your help. We won't go quetly into the unknown

It's a common misconception that being a sex blogger or sex toy reviewer is the life of Reilly. Lounging around with nothing to do but masturbate before chirping to the whole world about the experience.

The reality couldn't be further from the truth, it's actually a lot of hard work. Hard work that often goes without praise from anyone. You live with the constant insecurity of knowing that you are considered to be an outcast of society. A sort of pariah that the establishment wants to crack down upon or even silence.

If that sounds a little melodramatic then good it should after this last week. We have seen huge companies toughen their stance against adult material. Almost punishing those who need help and support the most. Patreon has changed their terms of service which has lead to even greater insecurity for many of their users.

Share Our Shit Saturday #SoSSJust try approaching a bank for financing for an adult business. You will get stonewalled and shown the door. You are considered to be too high a risk for them to invest in. Even when the adult industry is generating $250Bn a year. It doesn't make sense when you look at figures like that. Banks and investors should be actively looking to promote start-ups and adult businesses to get a cut of that themselves. But they don't. There is a systematic aversion to anything sex-related.

There are even more worrying trends on social media. Even on one of the last bastions of free speech Twitter, moves are afoot to silence us. Well renowned bloggers have been shadow banned. This insidious process leaves you unaware that you have been gagged, No longer appearing in searches. Your messages to other users go unseen. Some of my all-time favourite bloggers have been shadow banned for seemingly no reason whatsoever. These are experts in their field and they no longer have a voice. Censored in this cowardly manner.

If you want to see if an account or even your own account has been shadow banned on Twitter you can use this website to run a quick search for your posts.

http://shadownban-checker.xho.bedita.net/

Adult performers, bloggers and reviewers all need your help and there is something constructive that you can all easily do.

Simply - Share Our Shit. That's it in a nutshell (or nutsack if you prefer), this gloriously simple approach was first mentioned by Girl On The Net and Eros Blog. If you like a post then please share it on your social media channels. If you like a tweet then please retweet it. It is the only way that some people can now get exposure to new readers. The bonus is that your followers can get to know the cool blogs that you know and read.

We shouldn't be shy about sex and we definitely shouldn't be gagging anyone talking about it in a positive way. To that end, I'm joining the Share Our Shit bandwagon and I will be posting weekly to help other bloggers get some much-needed exposure. Please take the time to check them out.

Share Our Shit Saturday #SoSS

Girl on the Net – Sex Blogger SOS

The first post that I want to share with you is the post that started all of this off. A great heartfelt post by Girl On The Net. She is amazing and I can highly recommend following her and reading her posts, some of them crack me up. She is both articulate and very funny.


Cara Sutra - Mee Too

Cara posted a #MtToo post highlighting her experiences of abuse and it brought a tear to my eye. The whole #MeToo movement is helping to lift the veil or secrecy and normality that has surrounded abuse of women. Please read her post, she is one of my favourite bloggers and her story struck a chord in me. The post may be triggering for some to think twice about it if you think it may upset you too much.


The Oooh Review – Adult Sex Shops and Their Mistrust for Reviewers

This is an incredible article that highlights just how hard it is to get on as a sex toy reviewer. So many companies are jaded towards reviewers due to being let down in the past. This post talks about both sides of the problem. Well worth reading if you want an insight into the life and problems of a sex toy reviewer.


Backwoods Bedroom - Uncharted Territory

This heartfelt post covers the anxiety that we can feel as parents when it comes to educating our kids about sex. It is a great post and one that I think needs sharing as it is a very important theme.


Candy Snatch Reviews - Memories of Tonight

A light piece of erotica that will raise your temperature and leave you wanting to read more od Candy's work. Check her out and tell her that Joanne says "Hi".

That's it for this week, I hope to turn this into a regular feature so keep coming back for some more recommended posts.

Joanne xxx

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