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Bespoke Sextoy Shop Product Descriptions

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Bespoke Sextoy Shop Product Descriptions

Your Products Need To Stand Out From The Crowd

We all live in an age where the majority of visitors to our sites come from the major search engines and so it is vitally important to understand how they work and what we can do to benefit our sites visibility the most in what is a very cut throat industry - online sex toy shops.

For anyone who doesn't know, the major search engines like Google penalise for duplicate content so if your stock has the default description supplied by your supplier for your products you will be penalised as google has seen it all before on thousands of other shops and no matter how you try to improve your products chances of being on page one you won't as it is duplicate content.

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Advertise Your Site/Brand Here

I am really proud of how my site has grown since its inception and it's always nice to have new partners come aboard. We are continuing to grow and it is nice that you have shown an interest in my work and site.

There are a lot of reasons why you should advertise your brand or site here on sexmachinereviews.co.uk some of them being an excellent targeted audience coupled with being associated with a growing sex blog. I enjoy working with my advertisers to maximise their reach.

Kinkly Top 100 Blogger BadgeMy site is listed on the Kinkly Top Sex Blogs Directory where it features within the top 100 sex blogs and it continues to climb month after month. Last year my site was listed in Kinkly’s Top 100 Sex Blogging Superheroes list of 2016.

Policies

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This report, by its very length, defends itself against the risk of being read.

Winston Churchill

Nice quote and it probably applies to most people who find this page. That said though these rules and policies are set down so that there is no ambiguity regarding how I run my site and how I interact with others on the "T'internet".

Please take the time to read and digest these rules prior to making an offer of something to review or approaching me for any form of advertising or sponsorship opportunity. Striking a deal with me will mean that I will assume that you have read and agree to these terms and I will therefore not be able to issue any refunds for anything covered below if it proves that at a later date you didn't bother. These are very basic rules and I reserve the right to be able to change them at a later date. So on with the rules.....

Adult Products and Sex Toy Reviews

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Adult Products and Sex Toy Reviews

If you need a thorough review then you have found the right place

I will happily review your adult product or sex toy for you free of charge. Contact me to discuss the details of what you need reviewing.

Upon agreement, I will conduct an honest and unbiased review of your product as I do with everything that I review. You are welcome to quote excerpts of the review (subject to my policies on quoting my work) or use it in your own promotional material. I will review sex toys, bondage items, sex machines and attachments, lubes or anything else of an adult nature.

Latest Reviews

April 19, 2018

Zumio An Amazing Clitoral Vibrator

in Vibrators
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April 17, 2018

Allure Plus Size PVC French Maid Costume Review

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Modeled by sub 'r', she was 'maid to serve' - Boom, Boom (I'll get my coat) This is a review of one of the most delightful French Maid costumes that I have ever come across. It's from Latex Leather and Lace, it is part of their Allure Lingerie Collection. I… Read More
Apr 06, 2018

Spanking Machine v.2 Review

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EStim Resources

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April 15, 2018

4000 Twitter Followers Mega Giveaway Competition

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Celebrate this milestone with me by winning some kinky sextoys I am fast approaching 4,000 followers on Twitter and thought it would be nice to be able to celebrate this milestone achievement with a fantastic giveaway. Three amazing companies have stepped… Read More
March 02, 2018

I Am Reviewing The uFUC PRO v.2 Fucking machine

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I have just received another fucking machine from sexmachines.co.uk I am delighted to announce that I will be reviewing the uFUC PRO v.2 Fucking machine for my new sponsor sexmachines.co.uk It arrived today and I have *cough* already shall we say conducted a… Read More
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Eroticon - Come meet and greet me

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