Bad Dragons Cum Lube

Written by  Jun 27, 2015

Bad Dragons Famous (or is it Infamous) Cum Lube Jizz Substitute

Bad Dragon have an option on their dildos to have a CumTube fitted and this allows for some pretty intense Creampie fun and games as your dildo can actually be made to ejaculate inside you when you are ready for it. I personally love the feeling of a cock or dildo unloading deep inside me as I push myself over the edge into a powerful orgasm almost as much as I enjoy the sticky wet feeling as a cock or toy is withdrawn from me and it all trickles back out.

Cum Lube is a waterbased lubricant that looks and feels just like the real sticky stuff and it is a lot of fun to play with. It even has a slight salty taste to it (I'd best not get into how I know that LOL).

I was a total mess when I pulled the dildo out and it seemed to not stop running out of me. I ended up rubbing it into my clit and scooping it up and rubbing it into my breasts and nipples until I came again.

If you order a Bad Dragon dildo with a cum tube you get a 250ml bottle of Cum Lube along with a sealed syringe (no sharp needle though thankfully) and the syringe fits the cum tube perfectly. You simply put as much of the Cum Lube into the syringe that you want and then attach the cum tube.

The syringe supplied allows for cumshots with a volume of up to 60ml

Apply gentle pressure to the syringe to depress the plunger and force the Cum Lube into the Cum Tube until it trickles out of the end of your toy like pre-cum. This looks great and alleviates any trapped air so when you next use the syringe it will just pump you full of the sticky stuff.

Now the average human male produces between 5 and 10ml of ejaculate per orgasm (depending on how horny he gets and how long its been since he last busted his nut). Now obviously a dragon would produce far more than that and with the syringe you can go all the way upto 60ml (2fl/Oz) and whilst a normal load feels incredible being shot into you a full syringe is mind blowing (and rather messy when you pull the toy out) and well worth trying.

One word of warning though is that this lube can stain so its best not to use your best Egyptian cotton sheets when playing with it.

The bottle is great as it is easy to control the amount of lube you dispense

The bottle has a handy flip lid that is easy to open and close and allows pretty precise amounts of lube to be poured. The lube itself is water based and so safe for your best silicone sex toys and it has no smell that I can discern. Its texture is basically.well spunky I guess and it is amazingly stringy when you play with it which is quite a turn on in itself.

The Cum Lube feels great and is very stringy

Fucking Machine Friendliness

I can highly recommend this lube for anyone playing with sex machines, its stringy nature makes it a lot of fun and if you are using a dildo with a Cum Tube you will never dry out. As the lube starts to dry just use the syringe to refresh it for a very wet fuck indeed. I love it and will be getting more dildos with Cum Tubes in them as they are so much fun on or off a Fucking Machine.

Performance

The first time I used Cum Lube was with my Flint dildo and I used 15ml of lube and it felt incredible when I squirted it into myself as I was coming, just the sight of it trickling out of the tip of the toy got me very aroused prior to playing with it. The second time I used it though I filled the syringe up and had what can only be described as the mother of all orgasms with it.

I was a total mess when I pulled the dildo out and it seemed to not stop running out of me. I ended up rubbing it into my clit and scooping it up and rubbing it into my breasts and nipples until I came again.

As lubes go it is a very effective one providing lots of lubrication that last quite a long time and it is easy to top up where you actually need it without having to remove the dildo if you are using one with a Cum Tube.

After use I did find that it is not so easy to clean up using wipes or tissues as other water based lubes due to it stringy properties but when washed off in a shower or with a flannel with warm soapy water it was no problem at all to remove.

Key Features

Key features:

  • Looks and feels like spunk
  • No smell
  • Good for vaginal and anal use
  • Good lubrication

Final Thoughts

If you are looking for a lube that is a little bit different then give it a go, it looks and feels like actual spunk and so its great for safe fantasy fun like Creampies or maybe Sloppy Seconds with your partner.

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Where Can I Get One From?

Bad Dragon make silicone fantasy sex toys

Bad-Dragon.com

Bad Dragon was founded in 2008 and has grown to be one of the worlds leading fantasy dildo and sex toy manufacturers and they produce stunning body safe silicone toys. I can highly recommend them and every toy that they sell can be personalised, trust me get a Cum Tube fitted to yours as it leads to a lot of creamy fun.

Grab one of their amazing dildos and see what I am raving about. I want to collect them all.

In the UK and EU, check out bad-dragon-cum-lube.co.uk, where you can save big time on shipping fees over ordering from Bad Dragon directly.

Check them out and don"t forget to tell them that Joanne says Hi".

Additional Info

  • Overall Rating: 9
Published in Lube Reviews
Joanne Summers

Sex Blogger, reviewer, dildo afficianado, kinky quimsticking, electrosex loving mum.

I've been reviewing sex toys and adult products for the last seven years and I love doing what I do. Recently I have been designing my own range of e-stim electrodes.

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1 comment

  • ben
    Comment Link ben Thursday, 03 March 2022 21:25

    Hello Joanne,

    nice review you have here - i noticed it some time back -

    i retail bad dragon's cum lube here in the uk and try to do so at relatively affordable prices considering the limitations bad dragon put on their shipping orders outside the US -


    anyway - i thought i would share a web site i recently put together - maybe you want to discuss what it would take to allow a comment to appear on your page seen as it ranks pretty well for UK BD cum lube info ?

    cheerio
    ben

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