Butt Plug Reviewshttps://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/browse-reviews/by-type/butt-plugs.html2024-03-29T08:43:07+00:00Alien Egg From John Thomas Toys2024-02-03T09:15:13+00:002024-02-03T09:15:13+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/alien-egg-from-john-thomas-toys.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/f8f336d27957a1b2f13b2daec1d1b4b0_S.jpg" alt="Alien Egg From John Thomas Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>In space (or the space between your legs) no-one can hear your anus scream</h2>
<p> I never know what I will receive when John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) ask to send me more items. They produce a wide variety of designs and items, including depth-play toys, dildos, butt plugs and stretchers. </p>
<p>The quality of the designs and silicone is excellent. Because of this, I always look forward to seeing what they will send me each time.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The small Alien Egg is top-heavy and bulbous. The design of its ridges and grooves helps to hold water-based lube in place. I played with the small one vaginally, and sub 'r' played with it afterwards anally."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>I agreed to review JTT's four latest designs. Luckily, I knew I would not need to wait long for the boxes to arrive.</p>
<p>This is the review for the Alien Egg design.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>I did not have long to wait before the postie was at my door with four very large boxes. Each box was plain brown with only the address label and brown parcel tape. The discreet packaging is appreciated.</p>
<p>On opening the box, I found all four sizes of the Alien Egg, together with four JTT branded storage bags. The box was packed with paper to prevent movement in transit.</p>
<p>Each butt plug is in a clear heat-sealed film wrap which has several stickers placed on it. The stickers are one to remind you to wash before use, the JTT logo, and the third is, the hardness rating. I received the medium firmness rating.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/alien-egg/alien-egg-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of Alien Egg" title="Image showing all four sizes of Alien Egg" /><br />All four Alien Eggs are quite an intimidating sight.</p>
<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>The Alien Egg is made with platinum-grade silicone. Silicone is a fantastic material for insertable toys. Silicone is non-porous, body-safe, hypoallergenic, and more robust than cheaper materials. Silicone is also latex, PVC and phthalate free.</p>
<p>JTT uses copper moulds to manufacture all their dildos, stretchers and butt-plugs. This method is more expensive than most other manufacturers use. Copper moulds help ensure that every item that comes out of that mould has exactly the same shape, bumps and grooves as the first. Due to the shape of the Alien Egg, it has been manufactured in a two-part mould. This leaves a very fine join line.</p>
<p>The Alien Egg is a unique fantasy design. This butt plug is a bulbous egg on a narrow stem with a thin but broad base. The egg is something you could picture in a science fiction movie.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/alien-egg/alien-egg-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the lovely textures and details on the Alien Egg" title="Image showing the lovely textures and details on the Alien Egg" /><br />As usual with John Thomas Toys, the detailing and surface textures are exquisite.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-alien-egg-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Egg</a> has a typical egg spherical shape. The top has four seams where you can imagine the egg opening up when its inhabitant is ready to leave. Unlike a duck egg, this eggshell is not smooth. Each seam has wide, raised edges. Between each seam, the sides have some excellent wave-like ridges. Near the neck are four smooth patches, each separated by raised sections. The pod ends on a narrow, smooth stem with a broad, flat base. The base will prevent the butt plug from slipping too deeply inside, as well as providing a handle to aid in removing the plug after play.</p>
<p>JTT also provided branded faux black velvet storage bags. The bags have white branding on one side. The branding is the JTT name and logo. The faux velvet is a robust material with well-stitched seams. They use a drawstring closure. JTT will send the right size bag to fit the size of the butt plug you buy.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/alien-egg/alien-egg-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the tip of the Alien Egg" title="Image showing the tip of the Alien Egg" /><br />You can just imagine these four petals opening up to reveal an awaiting face-hugger.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Alien Egg is a large butt plug even in the small size. Because of this, I decided that I could only play with the small size. This is why I always say to check the JTT measurements before buying.</p>
<p>The small Alien Egg is top-heavy and bulbous. The design of its ridges and grooves helps to hold water-based lube in place. I played with the small one vaginally, and sub 'r' played with it afterwards anally.</p>
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<th>MEDIUM</th>
<th>LARGE</th>
<th>X LARGE</th>
</tr>
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<td width="20%">Overall Length:</td>
<td>6"/15.24cm</td>
<td>8"/20.32cm</td>
<td>10"/25.4cm</td>
<td>12"/30.48cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="20%">Insertable Egg:</td>
<td>5"/12.7cm</td>
<td>6.5"/16.51cm</td>
<td>8"/20.32cm</td>
<td>1101"/25.4cm</td>
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<tr>
<td>Circumference (top of egg):</td>
<td>6.29"/16cm</td>
<td>8.26"/21cm</td>
<td>9.05"/23cm</td>
<td>11.41"/29cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (middle of egg):</td>
<td>8.66"/22cm</td>
<td>11.02"/28cm</td>
<td>13.9"/35.5cm</td>
<td>16.9"/43cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (bottom of egg):</td>
<td>6.29"/16cm</td>
<td>8.26"/21cm</td>
<td>9.05"/23cm</td>
<td>11.41"/29cm</td>
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<td>Circumference Of Base:</td>
<td>9.44"/24cm</td>
<td>12.59"/32cm</td>
<td>15.74"/40cm</td>
<td>18.89"/48cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Height Of Stem:</td>
<td>0.78"/2cm</td>
<td>1.18"/3cm</td>
<td>1.57"/4cm</td>
<td>2"/5.08cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.35kg (*variable)</td>
<td>0.82kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.62kg(*variable)</td>
<td>2.7kg (*variable)</td>
</tr>
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<tr>
<td>Price:</td>
<td>£89</td>
<td>£129</td>
<td>£209</td>
<td>£269</td>
</tr>
</tfoot>
</table>
<p>Due to the size, I knew I would need to open myself up before inserting it. After playing with myself for a while, I could feel my pussy getting wetter and my muscles loosening. Once I coated the egg with plenty of lube, I pushed it against my open pussy lips.</p>
<p>Pushing the large size inside my pussy was slow work. I needed to hold the bottom of the egg; this enabled me to push harder. I found that a mixture of gently pushing and twisting the egg helped me to sink it further inside my wet pussy.</p>
<p>The feel of the ridges and shape moving against my pussy lips and entrance sent some incredible sensations through me. I really enjoyed the feel of it stretching my pussy open as I pushed it in deeper. </p>
<p>The ridges pushed against my pussy walls the deeper I managed to push the egg inside. The stretch was intense with each push inside. Once fully seated inside my wet pussy I allowed myself a little time to get used to the feel. </p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/alien-egg/alien-egg-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the tip of the small Alien Egg" title="Image showing the tip of the small Alien Egg" /><br />Even the small Alien Egg is quite a challenge due to its girth. This pic shows the faint mould line.</p>
<p>Because the Alien Egg stretched me so thoroughly, I decided not to try moving it in and out. I simply used my pussy muscles to contract and release. I found this meant that I could fully enjoy the fullness and ridges. By gently twisting the stem, the sensations increased dramatically. I gradually brought myself to climax by rubbing my clit with one hand whilst the other twisted the egg.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/alien-egg/alien-egg-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the side of the small Alien Egg" alt="Image showing the side of the small Alien Egg" align="right" hspace="15" />sub 'r' faced the challenge of using the egg anally. As I found, the Alien Egg is so large that sub 'r' needed to stretch herself open to enable her to take the size. As soon as she felt ready, she coated the egg with lots of lube. </p>
<p>Once the egg was lined up, sub 'r' pushed the egg gently. It slid slowly inside her anal passage, stretching her beautifully. sub 'r' found by adding gentle pressure, she could slowly slide the egg deeper and deeper until the entire length slid past her anal ring. She said that the stretch of the ring was sensational, and she really enjoyed the feel when her anal ring closed over the end of the egg pulling it in deeper.</p>
<p>She thoroughly enjoyed the feel of twisting the egg and gently pulling it out slightly before pushing it back in. The feel of the ridges felt fantastic and heightened with each twist.</p>
<p>Cleaning the Alien Egg after play is fairly straightforward. You can place it in the dishwasher or boil the egg to sterilise it. Both sub 'r' and I prefer the hands-on approach. We use an anti-bacterial soap, hot water and a soft toothbrush. It is important to have a separate toothbrush for vaginal and anal play toys.</p>
<p>Once the whole of the eggs nooks and crannies have been thoroughly cleaned, I place mine on some kitchen roll and leave it to air dry. As soon as it is fully dry, it is popped into the storage bag, ready for next time.</p>
<p>If you are looking for a challenge, the Alien Egg is definitely something to consider; we both really enjoyed it.
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<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Platinum grade silicone.</li>
<li>Fantasy design similar to the legendary egg from the film Alien.</li>
<li>Bulbous butt plug.</li>
<li>Four Sizes.</li>
<li>Four colours.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
<li>Lifetime warranty.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who enjoys large butt plugs.</li>
<li>Anyone who likes fantasy butt plugs.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a bulb or egg-shaped butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone who does not want a smooth butt plug.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants a realistic dildo or butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a small butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone who does not like fantasy butt plugs.</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/alien-egg/alien-egg-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the XL Alien Egg" title="Image showing the XL Alien Egg" /><br />The XL Alien Egg will present a nice challenge to anal size queens to enjoy.</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Both sub 'r' and I were surprised at the size of these butt plugs. This is why we always say it is important to check out the full measurements before you buy. JTT give full details so that you can ensure that you buy one to suit your needs.</p>
<p>The Alien Egg is definitely not for newbies to anal play. If you do enjoy the larger size butt plugs, I can say it is one that is worth thinking about.</p>
<p>The Alien Egg is a fantastic-looking piece, I am sure I could even leave mine out, and my family would not realise what it was. This is as long as I could come up with a realistic answer when they asked me about it, lol.</p>
<p>I was sent these <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-alien-egg-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Eggs by John Thomas Toys</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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</p>
<p>If you like your anal toys on the large size and love fantasy sex toys then Alien Egg will be right up your street (and by street you know what I mean). Grab an <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-alien-egg-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Egg direct from John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at £89</a> for the small one. At the time of publishing this review, John Thomas Toys are having another huge sale on all of their toys, so grab yourself a bargain.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links; for more information about affiliate links, check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Butt Plug</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Silicone Fusion</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>SizeQueen</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/f8f336d27957a1b2f13b2daec1d1b4b0_S.jpg" alt="Alien Egg From John Thomas Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>In space (or the space between your legs) no-one can hear your anus scream</h2>
<p> I never know what I will receive when John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) ask to send me more items. They produce a wide variety of designs and items, including depth-play toys, dildos, butt plugs and stretchers. </p>
<p>The quality of the designs and silicone is excellent. Because of this, I always look forward to seeing what they will send me each time.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The small Alien Egg is top-heavy and bulbous. The design of its ridges and grooves helps to hold water-based lube in place. I played with the small one vaginally, and sub 'r' played with it afterwards anally."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>I agreed to review JTT's four latest designs. Luckily, I knew I would not need to wait long for the boxes to arrive.</p>
<p>This is the review for the Alien Egg design.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>I did not have long to wait before the postie was at my door with four very large boxes. Each box was plain brown with only the address label and brown parcel tape. The discreet packaging is appreciated.</p>
<p>On opening the box, I found all four sizes of the Alien Egg, together with four JTT branded storage bags. The box was packed with paper to prevent movement in transit.</p>
<p>Each butt plug is in a clear heat-sealed film wrap which has several stickers placed on it. The stickers are one to remind you to wash before use, the JTT logo, and the third is, the hardness rating. I received the medium firmness rating.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/alien-egg/alien-egg-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of Alien Egg" title="Image showing all four sizes of Alien Egg" /><br />All four Alien Eggs are quite an intimidating sight.</p>
<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>The Alien Egg is made with platinum-grade silicone. Silicone is a fantastic material for insertable toys. Silicone is non-porous, body-safe, hypoallergenic, and more robust than cheaper materials. Silicone is also latex, PVC and phthalate free.</p>
<p>JTT uses copper moulds to manufacture all their dildos, stretchers and butt-plugs. This method is more expensive than most other manufacturers use. Copper moulds help ensure that every item that comes out of that mould has exactly the same shape, bumps and grooves as the first. Due to the shape of the Alien Egg, it has been manufactured in a two-part mould. This leaves a very fine join line.</p>
<p>The Alien Egg is a unique fantasy design. This butt plug is a bulbous egg on a narrow stem with a thin but broad base. The egg is something you could picture in a science fiction movie.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/alien-egg/alien-egg-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the lovely textures and details on the Alien Egg" title="Image showing the lovely textures and details on the Alien Egg" /><br />As usual with John Thomas Toys, the detailing and surface textures are exquisite.</p>
<p>The <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-alien-egg-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Egg</a> has a typical egg spherical shape. The top has four seams where you can imagine the egg opening up when its inhabitant is ready to leave. Unlike a duck egg, this eggshell is not smooth. Each seam has wide, raised edges. Between each seam, the sides have some excellent wave-like ridges. Near the neck are four smooth patches, each separated by raised sections. The pod ends on a narrow, smooth stem with a broad, flat base. The base will prevent the butt plug from slipping too deeply inside, as well as providing a handle to aid in removing the plug after play.</p>
<p>JTT also provided branded faux black velvet storage bags. The bags have white branding on one side. The branding is the JTT name and logo. The faux velvet is a robust material with well-stitched seams. They use a drawstring closure. JTT will send the right size bag to fit the size of the butt plug you buy.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/alien-egg/alien-egg-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the tip of the Alien Egg" title="Image showing the tip of the Alien Egg" /><br />You can just imagine these four petals opening up to reveal an awaiting face-hugger.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Alien Egg is a large butt plug even in the small size. Because of this, I decided that I could only play with the small size. This is why I always say to check the JTT measurements before buying.</p>
<p>The small Alien Egg is top-heavy and bulbous. The design of its ridges and grooves helps to hold water-based lube in place. I played with the small one vaginally, and sub 'r' played with it afterwards anally.</p>
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<th>*</th>
<th>SMALL</th>
<th>MEDIUM</th>
<th>LARGE</th>
<th>X LARGE</th>
</tr>
</thead>
<tr>
<td width="20%">Overall Length:</td>
<td>6"/15.24cm</td>
<td>8"/20.32cm</td>
<td>10"/25.4cm</td>
<td>12"/30.48cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td width="20%">Insertable Egg:</td>
<td>5"/12.7cm</td>
<td>6.5"/16.51cm</td>
<td>8"/20.32cm</td>
<td>1101"/25.4cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (top of egg):</td>
<td>6.29"/16cm</td>
<td>8.26"/21cm</td>
<td>9.05"/23cm</td>
<td>11.41"/29cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (middle of egg):</td>
<td>8.66"/22cm</td>
<td>11.02"/28cm</td>
<td>13.9"/35.5cm</td>
<td>16.9"/43cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (bottom of egg):</td>
<td>6.29"/16cm</td>
<td>8.26"/21cm</td>
<td>9.05"/23cm</td>
<td>11.41"/29cm</td>
/tr
<tr>
<td>Circumference Of Base:</td>
<td>9.44"/24cm</td>
<td>12.59"/32cm</td>
<td>15.74"/40cm</td>
<td>18.89"/48cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Height Of Stem:</td>
<td>0.78"/2cm</td>
<td>1.18"/3cm</td>
<td>1.57"/4cm</td>
<td>2"/5.08cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.35kg (*variable)</td>
<td>0.82kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.62kg(*variable)</td>
<td>2.7kg (*variable)</td>
</tr>
<tfoot>
<tr>
<td>Price:</td>
<td>£89</td>
<td>£129</td>
<td>£209</td>
<td>£269</td>
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<p>Due to the size, I knew I would need to open myself up before inserting it. After playing with myself for a while, I could feel my pussy getting wetter and my muscles loosening. Once I coated the egg with plenty of lube, I pushed it against my open pussy lips.</p>
<p>Pushing the large size inside my pussy was slow work. I needed to hold the bottom of the egg; this enabled me to push harder. I found that a mixture of gently pushing and twisting the egg helped me to sink it further inside my wet pussy.</p>
<p>The feel of the ridges and shape moving against my pussy lips and entrance sent some incredible sensations through me. I really enjoyed the feel of it stretching my pussy open as I pushed it in deeper. </p>
<p>The ridges pushed against my pussy walls the deeper I managed to push the egg inside. The stretch was intense with each push inside. Once fully seated inside my wet pussy I allowed myself a little time to get used to the feel. </p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/alien-egg/alien-egg-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the tip of the small Alien Egg" title="Image showing the tip of the small Alien Egg" /><br />Even the small Alien Egg is quite a challenge due to its girth. This pic shows the faint mould line.</p>
<p>Because the Alien Egg stretched me so thoroughly, I decided not to try moving it in and out. I simply used my pussy muscles to contract and release. I found this meant that I could fully enjoy the fullness and ridges. By gently twisting the stem, the sensations increased dramatically. I gradually brought myself to climax by rubbing my clit with one hand whilst the other twisted the egg.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/alien-egg/alien-egg-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the side of the small Alien Egg" alt="Image showing the side of the small Alien Egg" align="right" hspace="15" />sub 'r' faced the challenge of using the egg anally. As I found, the Alien Egg is so large that sub 'r' needed to stretch herself open to enable her to take the size. As soon as she felt ready, she coated the egg with lots of lube. </p>
<p>Once the egg was lined up, sub 'r' pushed the egg gently. It slid slowly inside her anal passage, stretching her beautifully. sub 'r' found by adding gentle pressure, she could slowly slide the egg deeper and deeper until the entire length slid past her anal ring. She said that the stretch of the ring was sensational, and she really enjoyed the feel when her anal ring closed over the end of the egg pulling it in deeper.</p>
<p>She thoroughly enjoyed the feel of twisting the egg and gently pulling it out slightly before pushing it back in. The feel of the ridges felt fantastic and heightened with each twist.</p>
<p>Cleaning the Alien Egg after play is fairly straightforward. You can place it in the dishwasher or boil the egg to sterilise it. Both sub 'r' and I prefer the hands-on approach. We use an anti-bacterial soap, hot water and a soft toothbrush. It is important to have a separate toothbrush for vaginal and anal play toys.</p>
<p>Once the whole of the eggs nooks and crannies have been thoroughly cleaned, I place mine on some kitchen roll and leave it to air dry. As soon as it is fully dry, it is popped into the storage bag, ready for next time.</p>
<p>If you are looking for a challenge, the Alien Egg is definitely something to consider; we both really enjoyed it.
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<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Platinum grade silicone.</li>
<li>Fantasy design similar to the legendary egg from the film Alien.</li>
<li>Bulbous butt plug.</li>
<li>Four Sizes.</li>
<li>Four colours.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
<li>Lifetime warranty.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who enjoys large butt plugs.</li>
<li>Anyone who likes fantasy butt plugs.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a bulb or egg-shaped butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone who does not want a smooth butt plug.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants a realistic dildo or butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a small butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone who does not like fantasy butt plugs.</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/alien-egg/alien-egg-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the XL Alien Egg" title="Image showing the XL Alien Egg" /><br />The XL Alien Egg will present a nice challenge to anal size queens to enjoy.</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Both sub 'r' and I were surprised at the size of these butt plugs. This is why we always say it is important to check out the full measurements before you buy. JTT give full details so that you can ensure that you buy one to suit your needs.</p>
<p>The Alien Egg is definitely not for newbies to anal play. If you do enjoy the larger size butt plugs, I can say it is one that is worth thinking about.</p>
<p>The Alien Egg is a fantastic-looking piece, I am sure I could even leave mine out, and my family would not realise what it was. This is as long as I could come up with a realistic answer when they asked me about it, lol.</p>
<p>I was sent these <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-alien-egg-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Eggs by John Thomas Toys</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>
{CWRATING}max=10;decimal=1;label=Overall;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease of use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}
</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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</p>
<p>If you like your anal toys on the large size and love fantasy sex toys then Alien Egg will be right up your street (and by street you know what I mean). Grab an <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-alien-egg-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Alien Egg direct from John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at £89</a> for the small one. At the time of publishing this review, John Thomas Toys are having another huge sale on all of their toys, so grab yourself a bargain.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links; for more information about affiliate links, check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Butt Plug</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Silicone Fusion</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>SizeQueen</li><ul></div>Colon Balls Platinum Silicone Depth Trainer2024-01-07T20:35:00+00:002024-01-07T20:35:00+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/colon-balls-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/f964ddc910acbc5c426350c1b152e08d_S.jpg" alt="Colon Balls Platinum Silicone Depth Trainer" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Colon Balls is a challenge not for the faint hearted</h2>
<p>John Thomas Toys (JTT) sent me several boxes of their new designs. I was unsure what was in each individual box. But was given details of all the items I was sent.</p>
<p>JTT manufactures good quality silicone dildos, stretchers and depth play toys. With this in mind, I am always happy to receive whatever they want to send my way.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The stretched feel provided by the balls was intense. They had me squirming with pleasure immediately. The more I squirmed, the more sensations are caused as the balls move inside me."</p><small>sub'r'</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>JTT designers have an excellent eye for detail. They also produce a wide range of designs, with the emphasis on being larger than life. I always get excited to see what the latest design will be.</p>
<p>This is the review for Colon Balls. These are JTT's take on the standard anal beads.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>The boxes arrived quickly inside plain cardboard boxes. The robust boxes were very discreet, which was very much appreciated. The plain cardboard is well-sealed and only has the shipping label on the box. The shipping label does not even have the website address. It is nice that the delivery driver does not know the naughty contents.</p>
<p>Inside the box is packing paper, keeping the contents from moving too much in transit. After removing the paper, I found all four sizes of Colon Balls.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/colon-balls-jtt/colon-balls-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all three sizes of Colon Balls" title="Image showing all three sizes of Colon Balls" /><br />I was sent all three sozes of Colon Balls and they are immense.</p>
<p>Each set of balls was in a clear, heat-sealed plastic. On the bags were several stickers. One to let me know the firmness rating, a JTT logo and lastly, one to remind me to wash the set before use.</p>
<p>There was also a small reusable JTT branded black carrier bag. This bag contained four JTT branded faux velvet storage bags.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmJrc-LcrvU" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/colon-balls-jtt/colonballsunboxing.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
<hr />
<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>JTT uses copper moulds to produce their products. Colon Balls are made using a split mould due to the shape. Due to this method, there is a fine joining line. The majority of JTT's toys are made using a single mould to produce their products.</p>
<p>Colon Balls is made with a platinum-grade silicone. Silicone is ideal for insertable toys because it is Phthalate, latex and PVC-free. It is also hypoallergenic, body-safe, and non-porous.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/colon-balls-jtt/colon-balls-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the length of the Colon Balls" title="Image showing the length of the Colon Balls" /><br />All four sizes are the same length with just the diameter of the balls being different.</p>
<p>The design of Colon Balls is similar to the good old-fashioned anal beads. There are several differences, though. Firstly, all the balls on Colon Balls are the same size. The second difference is much more obvious at first glance. That is their huge size.</p>
<p>JTT have certainly put their own spin on anal beads by supersizing them. <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-colon-balls-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Colon Balls</a> is not for newbies to anal. With four sizes to choose from and two firmness ratings, there are options. The small is not small enough for those new to anal, at roughly the size of a satsuma.</p>
<p>These supersized anal beads are not only large, but the chain is also quite long at 45 inches. All four sizes are the same length; it is just the ball and link size that changes.</p>
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<th>X LARGE</th>
</tr>
</thead>
<tr>
<td width="20%">Length:</td>
<td>45"/114.3cm</td>
<td>45"/114.3cm</td>
<td>45"/114.3cm</td>
<td>45"/114.3cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (balls):</td>
<td>6.69"/17cm</td>
<td>7.87"/20cm</td>
<td>9.05"/23cm</td>
<td>10.62"/27cm</td>
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<tr>
<td>Weight:</td>
<td>1.030kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.565kg (*variable)</td>
<td>2.265kg (*variable)</td>
<td>2.960kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>Price:</td>
<td>£159</td>
<td>£189</td>
<td>£219</td>
<td>£259</td>
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<p>JTT are kind enough to put a complete list of measurements for each size on their website. I highly recommend checking these measurements before you buy.</p>
<p>I was sent all four sizes in the medium firmness rating. This rating provides a small amount of squish when squeezed. The chain ends with a flat plug.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/colon-balls-jtt/colon-balls-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the end of the Colon Balls" title="Image showing the end of the Colon Balls" /><br />The end of the Colon Balls features a nice wide base to prevent any accidents.</p>
<p>The silicone material has a smooth texture with a slight drag. I recommend having plenty of water-based lube on hand.</p>
<p>JTT also sends a free black faux velvet storage bag with every purchase. These bags have JTT branding on one side. The branding is in a white print and consists of the JTT logo and name. The material is strong and has a drawstring closure.</p>
<p>Hi everyone, it is sub 'r' here. As Joanne instructed me to review these anally, this is how I got on with Colon Balls from JTT.</p>
<p>I am not a newbie to anal play, but even the small size was a massive challenge for me. With a large bottle of water-based lube on hand, I knew I would need to open myself up before I would be able to even attempt to take the small-size Colon Balls.</p>
<p>I decided to open myself up with some e-stim first. I wired up and inserted my favourite E-stim Systems Moaner electrode. This was wired up to my e-stim systems 2B Control box. I added water-based lube to the Moaner before inserting it inside my rectum. Once inserted, I switched the 2B control box onto my favourite settings. Starting with the power on low, I enjoyed the sensations caused before adding some lube to my fingers. Using my lubed up fingers to rub my clit, I enjoyed all the sensations running through me.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/colon-balls-jtt/colon-balls-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the girth of the small size" title="Image showing the girth of the small size" /><br />Even the small size has a lot of girth, sub'r' did well to take these.</p>
<p>As soon as I was relaxed and loose enough, I removed the Moaner and readied the Colon Balls with water-based lube. Once the first ball was lubed up, I slowly worked it inside my rectum.</p>
<p>It was slow work as this is definitely the largest item I have inserted previously. I found the spherical shape was not easy to push inside. The medium firmness rating provides a small amount of squish but not enough to allow me to create a narrow tip to insert it.</p>
<p> I slowly pushed the first ball inside after applying constant wiggling and pressure. The feel of the stretch this provided meant that I needed to stop any further progress for a minute.</p>
<p>As soon as I was accustomed to the stretch, I readied the second ball. First, I slowly pushed the thick link inside, which deepened the first ball. I then began slowly working inside the second ball.</p>
<p>Once both the first two balls were inside, I could not insert any more. I did enjoy the push and pull that the chain allowed me to enjoy the movement of the inserted balls.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/colon-balls-jtt/colon-balls-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the distance between each ball" title="Image showing the distance between each ball" /><br />There is a lot of distance between each ball which means you can do some seriously deep depth play with these.</p>
<p>The stretched feel provided by the balls was intense. They had me squirming with pleasure immediately. The more I squirmed, the more sensations are caused as the balls move inside me.</p>
<p>At the end of each play session, I pull gently on the chain, which stretches slightly before slowly pulling each ball out with it. The sensation as each one first stretched me to my limit and then popped out was intense, and it is a sensation that I love.</p>
<p>I like the colon balls, but they are not for beginners to anal play, and to be honest, I could have done with a smaller one with fewer balls.</p>
<p>Cleaning Colon Balls is very simple and straightforward. I prefer to use hot water and anti-bacterial soap. If you prefer, you can use a dishwasher. The smooth design means few areas can trap goo. I like to double-check the join of the chain to the balls.</p>
<p>Once clean, I lay the length on some paper towels to air dry. When fully dry, I carefully put it inside the JTT faux velvet storage bag, ready for my next session. The storage bag provided by JTT works very well.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Review Video On Youtube</h3>
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<hr />
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Platinum grade silicone.</li>
<li>Four sizes.</li>
<li>Four colours.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
<li>45 inches long.</li>
<li>Depth Play.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants depth play toys.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants some oversized anal beads.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone new to anal play.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants/needs a narrow toy.</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/colon-balls-jtt/colon-balls-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the small Colon Balls" title="Image showing the small Colon Balls" /><br />Colon Balls mixed stretching with depth play and it is going to suit a lot of size queense out there who are interested in deep play.</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>If you enjoy the use of the traditional anal beads but want something with a larger size, then these could be for you.</p>
<p>Colon Balls from JTT are designed for those who enjoy depth play and a larger ball size.</p>
<p>I will always say to anyone interested in buying from JTT that it is crucial to check the measurements before you buy.</p>
<p>With four sizes to choose from, if you enjoy larger anal toys, then these could be ideal for you.</p>
<p>I was sent these four <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-colon-balls-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Colon Balls to review by John Thomas Toys</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>
{CWRATING}max=10;decimal=1;label=Overall;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease of use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}
</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
<a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-colon-balls-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/jtt-logo.png" border="0" alt="John Thomas Toys" title="John Thomas Toys" /></a></p>
</p>
<p>Grab one of these extremely challenging silicone depth trainers <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-mick-s-prick-platinum-silicone-dildo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">direct from John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at £159</a> for the small one. At the time of publishing this review, John Thomas Toys are having a huge sale on all of their toys so check theem out and grab a bargain.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links; for more information about affiliate links, check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Depth Trainer</li><li>Anal</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/f964ddc910acbc5c426350c1b152e08d_S.jpg" alt="Colon Balls Platinum Silicone Depth Trainer" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Colon Balls is a challenge not for the faint hearted</h2>
<p>John Thomas Toys (JTT) sent me several boxes of their new designs. I was unsure what was in each individual box. But was given details of all the items I was sent.</p>
<p>JTT manufactures good quality silicone dildos, stretchers and depth play toys. With this in mind, I am always happy to receive whatever they want to send my way.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The stretched feel provided by the balls was intense. They had me squirming with pleasure immediately. The more I squirmed, the more sensations are caused as the balls move inside me."</p><small>sub'r'</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>JTT designers have an excellent eye for detail. They also produce a wide range of designs, with the emphasis on being larger than life. I always get excited to see what the latest design will be.</p>
<p>This is the review for Colon Balls. These are JTT's take on the standard anal beads.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>The boxes arrived quickly inside plain cardboard boxes. The robust boxes were very discreet, which was very much appreciated. The plain cardboard is well-sealed and only has the shipping label on the box. The shipping label does not even have the website address. It is nice that the delivery driver does not know the naughty contents.</p>
<p>Inside the box is packing paper, keeping the contents from moving too much in transit. After removing the paper, I found all four sizes of Colon Balls.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/colon-balls-jtt/colon-balls-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all three sizes of Colon Balls" title="Image showing all three sizes of Colon Balls" /><br />I was sent all three sozes of Colon Balls and they are immense.</p>
<p>Each set of balls was in a clear, heat-sealed plastic. On the bags were several stickers. One to let me know the firmness rating, a JTT logo and lastly, one to remind me to wash the set before use.</p>
<p>There was also a small reusable JTT branded black carrier bag. This bag contained four JTT branded faux velvet storage bags.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmJrc-LcrvU" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/colon-balls-jtt/colonballsunboxing.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
<hr />
<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>JTT uses copper moulds to produce their products. Colon Balls are made using a split mould due to the shape. Due to this method, there is a fine joining line. The majority of JTT's toys are made using a single mould to produce their products.</p>
<p>Colon Balls is made with a platinum-grade silicone. Silicone is ideal for insertable toys because it is Phthalate, latex and PVC-free. It is also hypoallergenic, body-safe, and non-porous.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/colon-balls-jtt/colon-balls-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the length of the Colon Balls" title="Image showing the length of the Colon Balls" /><br />All four sizes are the same length with just the diameter of the balls being different.</p>
<p>The design of Colon Balls is similar to the good old-fashioned anal beads. There are several differences, though. Firstly, all the balls on Colon Balls are the same size. The second difference is much more obvious at first glance. That is their huge size.</p>
<p>JTT have certainly put their own spin on anal beads by supersizing them. <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-colon-balls-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Colon Balls</a> is not for newbies to anal. With four sizes to choose from and two firmness ratings, there are options. The small is not small enough for those new to anal, at roughly the size of a satsuma.</p>
<p>These supersized anal beads are not only large, but the chain is also quite long at 45 inches. All four sizes are the same length; it is just the ball and link size that changes.</p>
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<th>MEDIUM</th>
<th>LARGE</th>
<th>X LARGE</th>
</tr>
</thead>
<tr>
<td width="20%">Length:</td>
<td>45"/114.3cm</td>
<td>45"/114.3cm</td>
<td>45"/114.3cm</td>
<td>45"/114.3cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (balls):</td>
<td>6.69"/17cm</td>
<td>7.87"/20cm</td>
<td>9.05"/23cm</td>
<td>10.62"/27cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Weight:</td>
<td>1.030kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.565kg (*variable)</td>
<td>2.265kg (*variable)</td>
<td>2.960kg (*variable)</td>
</tr>
<tfoot>
<tr>
<td>Price:</td>
<td>£159</td>
<td>£189</td>
<td>£219</td>
<td>£259</td>
</tr>
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<p>JTT are kind enough to put a complete list of measurements for each size on their website. I highly recommend checking these measurements before you buy.</p>
<p>I was sent all four sizes in the medium firmness rating. This rating provides a small amount of squish when squeezed. The chain ends with a flat plug.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/colon-balls-jtt/colon-balls-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the end of the Colon Balls" title="Image showing the end of the Colon Balls" /><br />The end of the Colon Balls features a nice wide base to prevent any accidents.</p>
<p>The silicone material has a smooth texture with a slight drag. I recommend having plenty of water-based lube on hand.</p>
<p>JTT also sends a free black faux velvet storage bag with every purchase. These bags have JTT branding on one side. The branding is in a white print and consists of the JTT logo and name. The material is strong and has a drawstring closure.</p>
<p>Hi everyone, it is sub 'r' here. As Joanne instructed me to review these anally, this is how I got on with Colon Balls from JTT.</p>
<p>I am not a newbie to anal play, but even the small size was a massive challenge for me. With a large bottle of water-based lube on hand, I knew I would need to open myself up before I would be able to even attempt to take the small-size Colon Balls.</p>
<p>I decided to open myself up with some e-stim first. I wired up and inserted my favourite E-stim Systems Moaner electrode. This was wired up to my e-stim systems 2B Control box. I added water-based lube to the Moaner before inserting it inside my rectum. Once inserted, I switched the 2B control box onto my favourite settings. Starting with the power on low, I enjoyed the sensations caused before adding some lube to my fingers. Using my lubed up fingers to rub my clit, I enjoyed all the sensations running through me.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/colon-balls-jtt/colon-balls-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the girth of the small size" title="Image showing the girth of the small size" /><br />Even the small size has a lot of girth, sub'r' did well to take these.</p>
<p>As soon as I was relaxed and loose enough, I removed the Moaner and readied the Colon Balls with water-based lube. Once the first ball was lubed up, I slowly worked it inside my rectum.</p>
<p>It was slow work as this is definitely the largest item I have inserted previously. I found the spherical shape was not easy to push inside. The medium firmness rating provides a small amount of squish but not enough to allow me to create a narrow tip to insert it.</p>
<p> I slowly pushed the first ball inside after applying constant wiggling and pressure. The feel of the stretch this provided meant that I needed to stop any further progress for a minute.</p>
<p>As soon as I was accustomed to the stretch, I readied the second ball. First, I slowly pushed the thick link inside, which deepened the first ball. I then began slowly working inside the second ball.</p>
<p>Once both the first two balls were inside, I could not insert any more. I did enjoy the push and pull that the chain allowed me to enjoy the movement of the inserted balls.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/colon-balls-jtt/colon-balls-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the distance between each ball" title="Image showing the distance between each ball" /><br />There is a lot of distance between each ball which means you can do some seriously deep depth play with these.</p>
<p>The stretched feel provided by the balls was intense. They had me squirming with pleasure immediately. The more I squirmed, the more sensations are caused as the balls move inside me.</p>
<p>At the end of each play session, I pull gently on the chain, which stretches slightly before slowly pulling each ball out with it. The sensation as each one first stretched me to my limit and then popped out was intense, and it is a sensation that I love.</p>
<p>I like the colon balls, but they are not for beginners to anal play, and to be honest, I could have done with a smaller one with fewer balls.</p>
<p>Cleaning Colon Balls is very simple and straightforward. I prefer to use hot water and anti-bacterial soap. If you prefer, you can use a dishwasher. The smooth design means few areas can trap goo. I like to double-check the join of the chain to the balls.</p>
<p>Once clean, I lay the length on some paper towels to air dry. When fully dry, I carefully put it inside the JTT faux velvet storage bag, ready for my next session. The storage bag provided by JTT works very well.</p>
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<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Platinum grade silicone.</li>
<li>Four sizes.</li>
<li>Four colours.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
<li>45 inches long.</li>
<li>Depth Play.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants depth play toys.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants some oversized anal beads.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone new to anal play.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants/needs a narrow toy.</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/colon-balls-jtt/colon-balls-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the small Colon Balls" title="Image showing the small Colon Balls" /><br />Colon Balls mixed stretching with depth play and it is going to suit a lot of size queense out there who are interested in deep play.</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>If you enjoy the use of the traditional anal beads but want something with a larger size, then these could be for you.</p>
<p>Colon Balls from JTT are designed for those who enjoy depth play and a larger ball size.</p>
<p>I will always say to anyone interested in buying from JTT that it is crucial to check the measurements before you buy.</p>
<p>With four sizes to choose from, if you enjoy larger anal toys, then these could be ideal for you.</p>
<p>I was sent these four <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-colon-balls-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Colon Balls to review by John Thomas Toys</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>
{CWRATING}max=10;decimal=1;label=Overall;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease of use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Grab one of these extremely challenging silicone depth trainers <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-mick-s-prick-platinum-silicone-dildo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">direct from John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at £159</a> for the small one. At the time of publishing this review, John Thomas Toys are having a huge sale on all of their toys so check theem out and grab a bargain.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links; for more information about affiliate links, check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Depth Trainer</li><li>Anal</li><ul></div>Stanmore Trainer Silicone Depth Trainer Review2024-01-07T11:47:35+00:002024-01-07T11:47:35+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/stanmore-trainer-silicone-depth-trainer-review.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/96cba9244d7f9076720df00586971bd0_S.jpg" alt="Stanmore Trainer Silicone Depth Trainer Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Stanmore Trainer gives a gently expanding stretch as you take more and more</h2>
<p>John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) manufactures quality dildos, depth play toys and stretchers. They have a choice of designs, sizes, firmness and colours for everyone.</p>
<p>I cannot say no When they ask if they can send me more items. I never know what they will send until the box or boxes arrive.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"As someone who rarely plays anally, I enjoyed the gently expanding shaft and thin tip. The long shaft meant I could insert as much as I wanted until I reached the stretch I sought."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>It is almost like Christmas every time I receive a box from JTT. Both sub 'r' and I always get excited to see what's inside each box.</p>
<p>This review is for the Stanmore Trainer depth trainer an anal probe that looks amazing and certainly fills a spot.</p>
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<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>When the box arrived, it was plain and discrete. The only thing on the box was brown parcel tape and the shipping label. JTT do not even have the website on the shipping label.</p>
<p>I really appreciate the discrete shipping. I feel assured of my privacy and that the delivery driver has no idea about the naughty contents.</p>
<p>Inside the box is a good amount of packing paper. The paper helps to ensure the contents do not move during transit. Under the paper were all four sizes of the Stanmore Trainer</p>
<p>Also inside the box were four storage bags and four vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holders.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/stanmore-trainer-jtt/stanmore-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of Stanmore Trainer" title="Image showing all four sizes of Stanmore Trainer" /><br />I was sent all four sizes of Stanmore Trainer and I had a lot of fun getitng to know them.</p>
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<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>I received the multi-coloured Stanmore Trainer from JTT. The colour mix is made using a hand-pouring technique called fusion. This method produces a unique colour finish for every trainer, so every dildo made is different and unique.</p>
<p>JTT offers a choice of four sizes, four colours and two firmness ratings. I received all four sizes in the medium firmness rating, and I think this firmness rating is perfect for this toy. </p>
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<td width="20%">Length:</td>
<td>10"/25.4cm</td>
<td>15"/38.1cm</td>
<td>20"/50.8cm</td>
<td>26"/66.04cm</td>
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<td>Insertable Length:</td>
<td>9"/22.86cm</td>
<td>14"/35.56cm</td>
<td>18"/45.72cm</td>
<td>24"/60.96m</td>
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<td>Circumference (top of shaft):</td>
<td>2.36"/6cm</td>
<td>3.14"/8cm</td>
<td>3.9"/10cm</td>
<td>4.72"/12cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (middle of shaft):</td>
<td>3.93"/10cm</td>
<td>6.49"/16.5cm</td>
<td>7.9"/20cm</td>
<td>9.05"/23cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (bottom of shaft):</td>
<td>6.69"/17cm</td>
<td>10.43"/26.5cm</td>
<td>13.4"/34cm</td>
<td>16.53"/42cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (waist underneath bulb):</td>
<td>4.72"/12cm</td>
<td>7.08/18cm</td>
<td>9.45"/24cm</td>
<td>11.81"/30cm</td>
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<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.308kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.080kg (*variable)</td>
<td>2.400kg (*variable)</td>
<td>4.890kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>Price:</td>
<td>£89</td>
<td>£189</td>
<td>£239</td>
<td>£309</td>
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<p><a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-mick-s-prick-platinum-silicone-dildo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Stanmore Trainer is a platinum-grade silicone depth trainer</a>. Silicone is a fantastic material for insertable toys. This is because it is non-porous, body-safe and hypoallergenic. Silicone is also PVC, latex and phthalate free. It is also a more robust material than cheaper options, so you can boil it to sterilise it or enjoy some temperature play. Treat it well, and your toy will last you for years.</p>
<p>JTT uses copper moulds to manufacture all their dildos, stretchers and depth play toys. This is an expensive option but ensures that every item from that mould will be identical.</p>
<p>Stanmore Trainer is a smooth designed depth trainer. It has a rounded, narrow tip that slowly expands as you move down the length. Towards the end, the shaft suddenly narrows before flaring out again at the base. This flaring provides a nice plug and doubles as a great handle. The JTT logo is on the narrow section of the bottom of the trainer. Under the base is a vac-u-lock compatible hole.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/stanmore-trainer-jtt/stanmore-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the mediun Stanmore Trainer" title="Image showing the mediun Stanmore Trainer" /><br />The shape of Stanmore Trainer makes it really easy to insert and it gradually widens.</p>
<p>JTT are so confident in their items' quality that they provide a no-quibble lifetime replacement guarantee.</p>
<p>JTT provides a free faux velvet storage bag with every depth trainer. The storage bag is a black faux velvet. The material is a thick faux velvet of good quality, and the finish is excellent. With a drawstring closure, the bag features their logo and name printed in white on one side.</p>
<p>JTT provides a free vac-u-lock suction cup holder with every compatible dildo, depth trainer or stretcher. The cup holder has a robust base and rounded flared ends. The rounded ends hold onto the silicone well and help prevent ripping on removal.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/stanmore-trainer-jtt/stanmore-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the vac-u-lock compatable suction cup adaptor" title="Image showing the vac-u-lock compatable suction cup adaptor" /><br />John Thomas Toys supplies a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor with each Stanmore Trainer.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Stanmore Trainer is designed as an <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-mick-s-prick-platinum-silicone-dildo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">anal depth trainer</a>. It's also a good design as a stretcher for newbies to anal play.</p>
<p>I do not usually play anally; however, with the narrow tip and the gently expanding shaft, I decided to enjoy Stanmore Trainer in the correct hole ;-) I played with the small size, whilst sub 'r' enjoyed the medium size.</p>
<p>As soon as I was ready to play, I carefully added water-based lube to my back hole and the Stanmore Trainer tip. Positioning the tip in the correct position for insertion was easy.</p>
<p>With some gentle pressure, the tip slid inside. The sensation as it was pushed past my ring of muscle was a pleasure. I really enjoyed the feel of the smooth design.</p>
<p> I pulled it out slightly before pushing it deeper, then pushed it in again. The sensation of the smooth silicone gliding in and out of my back passage felt sublime. The deeper it went, the wider I was stretched.</p>
<p>As someone who rarely plays anally, I enjoyed the gently expanding shaft and thin tip. The long shaft meant I could insert as much as I wanted until I reached the stretch I sought. I only managed to take about one-third of the length. I thoroughly enjoyed the experience, though, and now I have set myself a challenge to work to take more.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/stanmore-trainer-jtt/stanmore-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the flexibility of Stanmore Trainer" title="Image showing the flexibility of Stanmore Trainer" /><br />Stanmore Trainer is very flexible due to it modestly sized shaft thickness.</p>
<p>Hi, it is sub 'r' here. I wanted to let you have my opinion of the Stanmore Trainer too. I could take about half the length of the medium size. I found the narrow, rounded tip made insertion quick and easy.</p>
<p>Using some water-based lube on my anus and the tip of the Stanmore Trainer, I was ready to see how deep I could take it.</p>
<p>The tip slid in easily. Pushing it in was a smooth and easy experience. The smooth design felt fantastic as it glided deeper. The gradually expanding girth stretched me nicely. I enjoyed using a push and pull action while slowly pushing it deeper each time. The feel of the stretch and deep penetration was pure pleasure. Back to Joanne for the rest of the review :-) </p>
<p>Cleaning Stanmore Trainer is straightforward. The smooth design means there are no areas where any gunk will get stuck. I like to clean mine in hot, soapy water. You can also boil-wash it to sterilise or place it in the dishwasher. </p>
<p>Stanmore Trainer is a vac-u-lock compatible trainer, so you can use the vac-u-lock- suction cup JTT provide, a fucking machine or a strap-on.</p>
<p>Once I am happy it is completely dry, I place it inside the JTT storage bag. This is so it is ready for next time.</p>
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<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/stanmore-trainer-jtt/stanmore-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the flexibility of Stanmore Trainer" title="Image showing the flexibility of Stanmore Trainer" /><br />Stanmore Trainer due to its flexibility is not ideal if you are looking for fucking machine play with it.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Made from platinum grade silicone.</li>
<li>Four colour options available.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
<li>Four size options (check the sizes).</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock compatible.</li>
<li>Narrow tip.</li>
<li>Smooth design.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants to train anally.</li>
<li>Anyone new to anal play.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants to depth-train.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants to stretch their anus.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a smooth design.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a gentle stretch.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants lots of texture, bumps, etc.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants an immediate stretch.</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/stanmore-trainer-jtt/stanmore-6.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of Stanmore Trainer" title="Image showing all four sizes of Stanmore Trainer" /><br />With four sizes of Stanmore Trainer to choose from, I can see it being very popular indeed.</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Stanmore Trainer is a smooth depth trainer. The narrow tip makes insertion easy. I really like the slowly expanding shaft and the rounded design.</p>
<p>I found the bottom made a great handle. I also liked the medium firmness rating, but the soft rating might be better if you want something softer. The trainer is very flexible, so it is also quite comfortable to use.</p>
<p>With the four sizes to choose from, this is a great choice for those both new to anal play and those with more experience.</p>
<p>I was sent all four sizes of <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-mick-s-prick-platinum-silicone-dildo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Stanmore Trainer by John Thomas Toys</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>
{CWRATING}max=10;decimal=1;label=Overall;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease of use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Grab one of these fantastic silicone depth trainers <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-mick-s-prick-platinum-silicone-dildo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">direct from John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at £89</a> for the small one. At the time of publishing this review, John Thomas Toys are having a huge sale on all of their toys so check theem out and grab a bargain.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links; for more information about affiliate links, check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Silicone Fusion</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>Anal</li><li>Depth Trainer</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/96cba9244d7f9076720df00586971bd0_S.jpg" alt="Stanmore Trainer Silicone Depth Trainer Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Stanmore Trainer gives a gently expanding stretch as you take more and more</h2>
<p>John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) manufactures quality dildos, depth play toys and stretchers. They have a choice of designs, sizes, firmness and colours for everyone.</p>
<p>I cannot say no When they ask if they can send me more items. I never know what they will send until the box or boxes arrive.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"As someone who rarely plays anally, I enjoyed the gently expanding shaft and thin tip. The long shaft meant I could insert as much as I wanted until I reached the stretch I sought."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>It is almost like Christmas every time I receive a box from JTT. Both sub 'r' and I always get excited to see what's inside each box.</p>
<p>This review is for the Stanmore Trainer depth trainer an anal probe that looks amazing and certainly fills a spot.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>When the box arrived, it was plain and discrete. The only thing on the box was brown parcel tape and the shipping label. JTT do not even have the website on the shipping label.</p>
<p>I really appreciate the discrete shipping. I feel assured of my privacy and that the delivery driver has no idea about the naughty contents.</p>
<p>Inside the box is a good amount of packing paper. The paper helps to ensure the contents do not move during transit. Under the paper were all four sizes of the Stanmore Trainer</p>
<p>Also inside the box were four storage bags and four vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holders.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/stanmore-trainer-jtt/stanmore-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of Stanmore Trainer" title="Image showing all four sizes of Stanmore Trainer" /><br />I was sent all four sizes of Stanmore Trainer and I had a lot of fun getitng to know them.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6wn3Vj5_bQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/stanmore-trainer-jtt/stanmoreunboxing.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>I received the multi-coloured Stanmore Trainer from JTT. The colour mix is made using a hand-pouring technique called fusion. This method produces a unique colour finish for every trainer, so every dildo made is different and unique.</p>
<p>JTT offers a choice of four sizes, four colours and two firmness ratings. I received all four sizes in the medium firmness rating, and I think this firmness rating is perfect for this toy. </p>
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<th>SMALL</th>
<th>MEDIUM</th>
<th>LARGE</th>
<th>X LARGE</th>
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<td width="20%">Length:</td>
<td>10"/25.4cm</td>
<td>15"/38.1cm</td>
<td>20"/50.8cm</td>
<td>26"/66.04cm</td>
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<td>Insertable Length:</td>
<td>9"/22.86cm</td>
<td>14"/35.56cm</td>
<td>18"/45.72cm</td>
<td>24"/60.96m</td>
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<td>Circumference (top of shaft):</td>
<td>2.36"/6cm</td>
<td>3.14"/8cm</td>
<td>3.9"/10cm</td>
<td>4.72"/12cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (middle of shaft):</td>
<td>3.93"/10cm</td>
<td>6.49"/16.5cm</td>
<td>7.9"/20cm</td>
<td>9.05"/23cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (bottom of shaft):</td>
<td>6.69"/17cm</td>
<td>10.43"/26.5cm</td>
<td>13.4"/34cm</td>
<td>16.53"/42cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (waist underneath bulb):</td>
<td>4.72"/12cm</td>
<td>7.08/18cm</td>
<td>9.45"/24cm</td>
<td>11.81"/30cm</td>
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<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.308kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.080kg (*variable)</td>
<td>2.400kg (*variable)</td>
<td>4.890kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>Price:</td>
<td>£89</td>
<td>£189</td>
<td>£239</td>
<td>£309</td>
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<p><a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-mick-s-prick-platinum-silicone-dildo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Stanmore Trainer is a platinum-grade silicone depth trainer</a>. Silicone is a fantastic material for insertable toys. This is because it is non-porous, body-safe and hypoallergenic. Silicone is also PVC, latex and phthalate free. It is also a more robust material than cheaper options, so you can boil it to sterilise it or enjoy some temperature play. Treat it well, and your toy will last you for years.</p>
<p>JTT uses copper moulds to manufacture all their dildos, stretchers and depth play toys. This is an expensive option but ensures that every item from that mould will be identical.</p>
<p>Stanmore Trainer is a smooth designed depth trainer. It has a rounded, narrow tip that slowly expands as you move down the length. Towards the end, the shaft suddenly narrows before flaring out again at the base. This flaring provides a nice plug and doubles as a great handle. The JTT logo is on the narrow section of the bottom of the trainer. Under the base is a vac-u-lock compatible hole.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/stanmore-trainer-jtt/stanmore-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the mediun Stanmore Trainer" title="Image showing the mediun Stanmore Trainer" /><br />The shape of Stanmore Trainer makes it really easy to insert and it gradually widens.</p>
<p>JTT are so confident in their items' quality that they provide a no-quibble lifetime replacement guarantee.</p>
<p>JTT provides a free faux velvet storage bag with every depth trainer. The storage bag is a black faux velvet. The material is a thick faux velvet of good quality, and the finish is excellent. With a drawstring closure, the bag features their logo and name printed in white on one side.</p>
<p>JTT provides a free vac-u-lock suction cup holder with every compatible dildo, depth trainer or stretcher. The cup holder has a robust base and rounded flared ends. The rounded ends hold onto the silicone well and help prevent ripping on removal.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/stanmore-trainer-jtt/stanmore-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the vac-u-lock compatable suction cup adaptor" title="Image showing the vac-u-lock compatable suction cup adaptor" /><br />John Thomas Toys supplies a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor with each Stanmore Trainer.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Stanmore Trainer is designed as an <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-mick-s-prick-platinum-silicone-dildo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">anal depth trainer</a>. It's also a good design as a stretcher for newbies to anal play.</p>
<p>I do not usually play anally; however, with the narrow tip and the gently expanding shaft, I decided to enjoy Stanmore Trainer in the correct hole ;-) I played with the small size, whilst sub 'r' enjoyed the medium size.</p>
<p>As soon as I was ready to play, I carefully added water-based lube to my back hole and the Stanmore Trainer tip. Positioning the tip in the correct position for insertion was easy.</p>
<p>With some gentle pressure, the tip slid inside. The sensation as it was pushed past my ring of muscle was a pleasure. I really enjoyed the feel of the smooth design.</p>
<p> I pulled it out slightly before pushing it deeper, then pushed it in again. The sensation of the smooth silicone gliding in and out of my back passage felt sublime. The deeper it went, the wider I was stretched.</p>
<p>As someone who rarely plays anally, I enjoyed the gently expanding shaft and thin tip. The long shaft meant I could insert as much as I wanted until I reached the stretch I sought. I only managed to take about one-third of the length. I thoroughly enjoyed the experience, though, and now I have set myself a challenge to work to take more.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/stanmore-trainer-jtt/stanmore-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the flexibility of Stanmore Trainer" title="Image showing the flexibility of Stanmore Trainer" /><br />Stanmore Trainer is very flexible due to it modestly sized shaft thickness.</p>
<p>Hi, it is sub 'r' here. I wanted to let you have my opinion of the Stanmore Trainer too. I could take about half the length of the medium size. I found the narrow, rounded tip made insertion quick and easy.</p>
<p>Using some water-based lube on my anus and the tip of the Stanmore Trainer, I was ready to see how deep I could take it.</p>
<p>The tip slid in easily. Pushing it in was a smooth and easy experience. The smooth design felt fantastic as it glided deeper. The gradually expanding girth stretched me nicely. I enjoyed using a push and pull action while slowly pushing it deeper each time. The feel of the stretch and deep penetration was pure pleasure. Back to Joanne for the rest of the review :-) </p>
<p>Cleaning Stanmore Trainer is straightforward. The smooth design means there are no areas where any gunk will get stuck. I like to clean mine in hot, soapy water. You can also boil-wash it to sterilise or place it in the dishwasher. </p>
<p>Stanmore Trainer is a vac-u-lock compatible trainer, so you can use the vac-u-lock- suction cup JTT provide, a fucking machine or a strap-on.</p>
<p>Once I am happy it is completely dry, I place it inside the JTT storage bag. This is so it is ready for next time.</p>
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<h3>Check Out Our Review Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_z0TDUBAnA" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/stanmore-trainer-jtt/stanmorereview.jpg" alt="Check out my review video on Youtube" title="Check out my review video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/stanmore-trainer-jtt/stanmore-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the flexibility of Stanmore Trainer" title="Image showing the flexibility of Stanmore Trainer" /><br />Stanmore Trainer due to its flexibility is not ideal if you are looking for fucking machine play with it.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Made from platinum grade silicone.</li>
<li>Four colour options available.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
<li>Four size options (check the sizes).</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock compatible.</li>
<li>Narrow tip.</li>
<li>Smooth design.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants to train anally.</li>
<li>Anyone new to anal play.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants to depth-train.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants to stretch their anus.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a smooth design.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a gentle stretch.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants lots of texture, bumps, etc.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants an immediate stretch.</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/stanmore-trainer-jtt/stanmore-6.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of Stanmore Trainer" title="Image showing all four sizes of Stanmore Trainer" /><br />With four sizes of Stanmore Trainer to choose from, I can see it being very popular indeed.</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Stanmore Trainer is a smooth depth trainer. The narrow tip makes insertion easy. I really like the slowly expanding shaft and the rounded design.</p>
<p>I found the bottom made a great handle. I also liked the medium firmness rating, but the soft rating might be better if you want something softer. The trainer is very flexible, so it is also quite comfortable to use.</p>
<p>With the four sizes to choose from, this is a great choice for those both new to anal play and those with more experience.</p>
<p>I was sent all four sizes of <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-mick-s-prick-platinum-silicone-dildo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Stanmore Trainer by John Thomas Toys</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>
{CWRATING}max=10;decimal=1;label=Overall;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease of use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-stanmore-trainer-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/jtt-logo.png" border="0" alt="John Thomas Toys" title="John Thomas Toys" /></a></p>
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<p>Grab one of these fantastic silicone depth trainers <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-mick-s-prick-platinum-silicone-dildo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">direct from John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at £89</a> for the small one. At the time of publishing this review, John Thomas Toys are having a huge sale on all of their toys so check theem out and grab a bargain.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links; for more information about affiliate links, check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Silicone Fusion</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>Anal</li><li>Depth Trainer</li><ul></div>Boss From John Thomas Toys2023-10-31T17:56:57+00:002023-10-31T17:56:57+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/boss-from-john-thomas-toys.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/423c23827096d15f6a3f90fd1a691b32_S.jpg" alt="Boss From John Thomas Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Stunningly simple and a sweet stretch too</h2>
<p>I really do love reviewing quality items. With this in mind, I can never say no when John Thomas Toys ask if they can send me more review items.</p>
<p>John Thomas Toys (JTT) has a wide variety of high-quality products. Their range of silicone products are well made, and the sheer variety of designs makes me excited every time they want to send me something new.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The smooth silicone glides easily against my wet walls. The deeper it goes, the more I stretch as the shaft enlarges, the further down you go."</p><small>Joanne</small>
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<p>Not knowing what they will send, just that they are brand new designs, I get all excited. It is like extra Xmas' throughout the year. sub 'r' loves opening the boxes to see what is inside just as much as I do.</p>
<p>If you have not heard of JTT, they sell some fantastic sizes of dildos, stretchers, anal plugs and depth play items. This is the review for the Boss anal stretcher.</p>
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<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>Whilst I do have a YouTube channel where I have review videos of various dildos, etc, I like my privacy at home. I have never needed to worry about discretion when JTT sends me some items to review.</p>
<p>JTT has always sent my items in robust, plain boxes. The box is strong because it does need to safely hold the weight of all four sizes of dildo. Silicone is quite a heavy material, especially with the sizes that JTT produces. The shipping label does not even mention the name of the website.</p>
<p>Inside the box is packing paper to hold the dildos from moving in transit. Under this packing paper were four sizes of the Boss stretcher, each covered in a transparent heat-sealed film. On the outside of the film are several stickers: one to remind you to wash the stretcher before use, one with the firmness rating and the JTT logo.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-boss/boss-stretcher-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four size of Boss" title="Image showing all four size of Boss" /><br />I was delighted to receive all four sizes of Boss together with storage bags and vac-u-lock suction cup adaptors.</p>
<p>Some of these shrink-wrap films had split while the dildos were en route. That isn't a problem for me, and it was due to the heavy weight of these dildos and having them all together in the same box.</p>
<p>There were also four storage bags inside a plastic JTT branded bag and four vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holders.</p>
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<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/p2tjJyuTgUo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-boss/bossunboxing.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>JTT uses platinum-grade silicone to manufacture all their stock. This is an excellent material for insertable items for a variety of reasons. Silicone is a non-porous, body-safe, hypoallergenic material. It is also a latex, PVC and Phthalate-free material.</p>
<p>There are a variety of methods to manufacture silicone items. JTT use copper moulds to help ensure the quality of every dildo they sell. Whilst this is a more expensive option than most other manufacturers use, it ensures that every item produced from that mould will look just like the first.</p>
<p>JTT Boss is a serious anal stretcher. The design may look basic, but it is no less intimidating. The large bulb will help ensure that once inside, it is very unlikely to fall out.</p>
<p>Boss has a large bulb for a head with a slightly pointed tip. The shaft narrows slightly underneath but slowly grows the further you move down. At the base of the stretcher is the JTT name and logo. Underneath is a vac-u-lock compatible hole.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-boss/boss-stretcher-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the profile of Boss" title="Image showing the profile of Boss" /><br />As a stretcher, Boss is perfect. It's smooth edges allow you to concentrate on the stretch as you take more and more of it.</p>
<p>I was sent all four sizes of the green-coloured Boss in the soft firmness rating; there are three other colour options to choose from.</p>
<p>I always say that when looking for dildos, stretchers or plugs from John Thomas Toys, always check out the measurements and these toys are larger than life. Luckily the product pages on the JTT website have all of the measurements that you need to be in a position to make an informed decision as to which is the best size for you.</p>
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<th>MEDIUM</th>
<th>LARGE</th>
<th>X LARGE</th>
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<td width="20%">Overall Length:</td>
<td>10"/25.4cm</td>
<td>12"/30.48cm</td>
<td>14"/35.56cm</td>
<td>16"/35.56cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (middle of head):</td>
<td>9.05"/23cm</td>
<td>10.82"/27.5cm</td>
<td>12.79"/32.5cm</td>
<td>14.56"/37cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (below head):</td>
<td>6.88"/17.5cm</td>
<td>6.88"/17.5cm</td>
<td>9.44"/24cm</td>
<td>10.82"/27.5cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (bottom of shaft):</td>
<td>10.82"/27.5cm</td>
<td>12.99"/33cm</td>
<td>15.15"/38.5cm</td>
<td>17.32"/44cm</td>
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<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.94kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.68kg (*variable)</td>
<td>2.67kg(*variable)</td>
<td>3.94kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>Price:</td>
<td>£179</td>
<td>£299</td>
<td>£399</td>
<td>£459</td>
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<p>I received four branded faux velvet storage bags. These black bags are made with strong faux velvet. On one side is the JTT logo and name printed in white. It is a drawstring closure. JTT will send one out with every dildo/stretcher purchased. These bags both look fantastic but also work brilliantly.</p>
<p>I also received four vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holders. These are the JTT's own designs and work well.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-boss/boss-stretcher-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the vac-u-lock suction cup adaptor" title="Image showing the vac-u-lock suction cup adaptor" /><br />Boss is vac-u-lock compatible and comes with an excellent suction cup adaptor.</p>
<p>Boss is available in two different softness ratings, so you can choose which one suits your play style. JTT provide a lifetime warranty with their dildos and plugs, which is fantastic.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Boss anal stretcher from JTT looks fantastic and may make other smaller butt plugs green with envy (lol). I was sent the vibrant green colour. The design may look simple, but it is perfect.</p>
<p>The slightly narrow tip helps to aim correctly, but then the fun really begins. From the first look, I knew I would need to have plenty of water-based lube on hand. I also needed to warm myself up first, so out came some of my smaller toys. After playing with myself to orgasm, I was ready for the challenge.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-boss/boss-stretcher-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the small Boss upright" title="Image showing the small Boss upright" align="right" hspace="15" />With my pussy now nice and wet and already stretched, it was time. First, I spread some water-based lube over the head of Boss. The large bulb-like head was a challenge even vaginally.</p>
<p>Laying back comfortably, I spread my pussy lips apart and pointed Boss at my opening. Slowly pushing the head inside, I could feel my entrance stretch around it, trying to reject the intrusion. By keeping up constant pressure, I managed to gradually take the entire head inside with what felt like a pop.</p>
<p>With the bulb inside stretching my pussy walls, I enjoyed the feel of slowly moving it deeper and pulling it nearly out again. The smooth silicone glides easily against my wet walls. The deeper it goes, the more I stretch as the shaft enlarges, the further down you go.</p>
<p>The soft firmness rating gave me a nice amount of squish when I squeezed my pussy walls. But not so soft that I lost the shape and size of Boss.</p>
<p>Popping Boss back out was another challenge, but a fun one. Although I was already nicely stretched after playing with Boss to orgasm. The sensation of pulling it out is as stimulating as when I pushed it in.</p>
<p>Cleaning Boss at the end of play is super easy. The smooth texture means there are no traps for any body fluids to get trapped. I like to wash mine in hot, soapy water. You could also place it in the dishwasher.</p>
<p>Once Boss is nice and clean, I like leaving mine to air dry. This stops any fluff being left on it if I towel-dried it.</p>
<p>As soon as I am sure Boss is totally dry, I place him back into the faux velvet storage bag provided by JTT. I love these bags. They are the best quality storage bags I have ever received with a dildo.</p>
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<h3>Check Out Our Review Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/vPsXimxI0Ks" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-boss/bossreview.jpg" alt="Check out my review video on Youtube" title="Check out my review video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Made from body-safe platinum cured silicone.</li>
<li>Four colour options to choose from.</li>
<li>Four size options.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
<li>Large bulbous head.</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock compatible.</li>
<li>Lifetime guarantee.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants an anal stretcher.</li>
<li>Anyone who likes smooth silicone stretchers.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants a small toy.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a realistic dildo.</li>
<li>Anyone who does not want a stretcher.</li>
</ul>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-boss/boss-stretcher-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the XL Boss stretcher" title="Image showing the XL Boss stretcher" align="right" hspace="15" />I am always amazed at how some people can take the XL, I saulte you and am amazed by how hard you must have worked to be able to take the XL. Are you up for the challenge?</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Boss is the perfect shape for an anal toy. The gradual increase in size makes it a great stretcher. Even the small was too large for sub 'r' to take anally, but if you check the measurements on the JTT website, they could have the perfect size for you.</p>
<p>A simple but very effective design, Boss looks elegant standing up independently. The vac-u-lock compatibility means that you can use the suction cup holder, a fucking machine or even a strap-on.</p>
<p>If you are looking for a toy that is easy to use but still a challenge, then the Boss could be the perfect stretcher for you. Check it out on the John Thomas Toys website.</p>
<p>I was sent these four anal stretchers by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>
{CWRATING}max=10;decimal=1;label=Overall;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease of use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Grab one of these lovely silicone body-safe anal; stretchers <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-boss-platinum-silicone-stretcher-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">direct from John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at £179</a> for the small one. If you are lucky you may catch of of the fantastic sales to save a bundle on your new sex toy. John Thomas Toys do some excellent sales so it is definitely worth keeping an eye on their site.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links; for more information about affiliate links, check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Anal</li><li>Stretcher</li><li>Silicone</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>SizeQueen</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/423c23827096d15f6a3f90fd1a691b32_S.jpg" alt="Boss From John Thomas Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Stunningly simple and a sweet stretch too</h2>
<p>I really do love reviewing quality items. With this in mind, I can never say no when John Thomas Toys ask if they can send me more review items.</p>
<p>John Thomas Toys (JTT) has a wide variety of high-quality products. Their range of silicone products are well made, and the sheer variety of designs makes me excited every time they want to send me something new.</p>
<p>
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<p>"The smooth silicone glides easily against my wet walls. The deeper it goes, the more I stretch as the shaft enlarges, the further down you go."</p><small>Joanne</small>
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<p>Not knowing what they will send, just that they are brand new designs, I get all excited. It is like extra Xmas' throughout the year. sub 'r' loves opening the boxes to see what is inside just as much as I do.</p>
<p>If you have not heard of JTT, they sell some fantastic sizes of dildos, stretchers, anal plugs and depth play items. This is the review for the Boss anal stretcher.</p>
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<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>Whilst I do have a YouTube channel where I have review videos of various dildos, etc, I like my privacy at home. I have never needed to worry about discretion when JTT sends me some items to review.</p>
<p>JTT has always sent my items in robust, plain boxes. The box is strong because it does need to safely hold the weight of all four sizes of dildo. Silicone is quite a heavy material, especially with the sizes that JTT produces. The shipping label does not even mention the name of the website.</p>
<p>Inside the box is packing paper to hold the dildos from moving in transit. Under this packing paper were four sizes of the Boss stretcher, each covered in a transparent heat-sealed film. On the outside of the film are several stickers: one to remind you to wash the stretcher before use, one with the firmness rating and the JTT logo.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-boss/boss-stretcher-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four size of Boss" title="Image showing all four size of Boss" /><br />I was delighted to receive all four sizes of Boss together with storage bags and vac-u-lock suction cup adaptors.</p>
<p>Some of these shrink-wrap films had split while the dildos were en route. That isn't a problem for me, and it was due to the heavy weight of these dildos and having them all together in the same box.</p>
<p>There were also four storage bags inside a plastic JTT branded bag and four vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holders.</p>
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<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/p2tjJyuTgUo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-boss/bossunboxing.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>JTT uses platinum-grade silicone to manufacture all their stock. This is an excellent material for insertable items for a variety of reasons. Silicone is a non-porous, body-safe, hypoallergenic material. It is also a latex, PVC and Phthalate-free material.</p>
<p>There are a variety of methods to manufacture silicone items. JTT use copper moulds to help ensure the quality of every dildo they sell. Whilst this is a more expensive option than most other manufacturers use, it ensures that every item produced from that mould will look just like the first.</p>
<p>JTT Boss is a serious anal stretcher. The design may look basic, but it is no less intimidating. The large bulb will help ensure that once inside, it is very unlikely to fall out.</p>
<p>Boss has a large bulb for a head with a slightly pointed tip. The shaft narrows slightly underneath but slowly grows the further you move down. At the base of the stretcher is the JTT name and logo. Underneath is a vac-u-lock compatible hole.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-boss/boss-stretcher-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the profile of Boss" title="Image showing the profile of Boss" /><br />As a stretcher, Boss is perfect. It's smooth edges allow you to concentrate on the stretch as you take more and more of it.</p>
<p>I was sent all four sizes of the green-coloured Boss in the soft firmness rating; there are three other colour options to choose from.</p>
<p>I always say that when looking for dildos, stretchers or plugs from John Thomas Toys, always check out the measurements and these toys are larger than life. Luckily the product pages on the JTT website have all of the measurements that you need to be in a position to make an informed decision as to which is the best size for you.</p>
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<th>MEDIUM</th>
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<th>X LARGE</th>
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<td width="20%">Overall Length:</td>
<td>10"/25.4cm</td>
<td>12"/30.48cm</td>
<td>14"/35.56cm</td>
<td>16"/35.56cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (middle of head):</td>
<td>9.05"/23cm</td>
<td>10.82"/27.5cm</td>
<td>12.79"/32.5cm</td>
<td>14.56"/37cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (below head):</td>
<td>6.88"/17.5cm</td>
<td>6.88"/17.5cm</td>
<td>9.44"/24cm</td>
<td>10.82"/27.5cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (bottom of shaft):</td>
<td>10.82"/27.5cm</td>
<td>12.99"/33cm</td>
<td>15.15"/38.5cm</td>
<td>17.32"/44cm</td>
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<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.94kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.68kg (*variable)</td>
<td>2.67kg(*variable)</td>
<td>3.94kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>Price:</td>
<td>£179</td>
<td>£299</td>
<td>£399</td>
<td>£459</td>
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<p>I received four branded faux velvet storage bags. These black bags are made with strong faux velvet. On one side is the JTT logo and name printed in white. It is a drawstring closure. JTT will send one out with every dildo/stretcher purchased. These bags both look fantastic but also work brilliantly.</p>
<p>I also received four vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holders. These are the JTT's own designs and work well.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-boss/boss-stretcher-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the vac-u-lock suction cup adaptor" title="Image showing the vac-u-lock suction cup adaptor" /><br />Boss is vac-u-lock compatible and comes with an excellent suction cup adaptor.</p>
<p>Boss is available in two different softness ratings, so you can choose which one suits your play style. JTT provide a lifetime warranty with their dildos and plugs, which is fantastic.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Boss anal stretcher from JTT looks fantastic and may make other smaller butt plugs green with envy (lol). I was sent the vibrant green colour. The design may look simple, but it is perfect.</p>
<p>The slightly narrow tip helps to aim correctly, but then the fun really begins. From the first look, I knew I would need to have plenty of water-based lube on hand. I also needed to warm myself up first, so out came some of my smaller toys. After playing with myself to orgasm, I was ready for the challenge.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-boss/boss-stretcher-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the small Boss upright" title="Image showing the small Boss upright" align="right" hspace="15" />With my pussy now nice and wet and already stretched, it was time. First, I spread some water-based lube over the head of Boss. The large bulb-like head was a challenge even vaginally.</p>
<p>Laying back comfortably, I spread my pussy lips apart and pointed Boss at my opening. Slowly pushing the head inside, I could feel my entrance stretch around it, trying to reject the intrusion. By keeping up constant pressure, I managed to gradually take the entire head inside with what felt like a pop.</p>
<p>With the bulb inside stretching my pussy walls, I enjoyed the feel of slowly moving it deeper and pulling it nearly out again. The smooth silicone glides easily against my wet walls. The deeper it goes, the more I stretch as the shaft enlarges, the further down you go.</p>
<p>The soft firmness rating gave me a nice amount of squish when I squeezed my pussy walls. But not so soft that I lost the shape and size of Boss.</p>
<p>Popping Boss back out was another challenge, but a fun one. Although I was already nicely stretched after playing with Boss to orgasm. The sensation of pulling it out is as stimulating as when I pushed it in.</p>
<p>Cleaning Boss at the end of play is super easy. The smooth texture means there are no traps for any body fluids to get trapped. I like to wash mine in hot, soapy water. You could also place it in the dishwasher.</p>
<p>Once Boss is nice and clean, I like leaving mine to air dry. This stops any fluff being left on it if I towel-dried it.</p>
<p>As soon as I am sure Boss is totally dry, I place him back into the faux velvet storage bag provided by JTT. I love these bags. They are the best quality storage bags I have ever received with a dildo.</p>
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<h3>Check Out Our Review Video On Youtube</h3>
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<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Made from body-safe platinum cured silicone.</li>
<li>Four colour options to choose from.</li>
<li>Four size options.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
<li>Large bulbous head.</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock compatible.</li>
<li>Lifetime guarantee.</li>
</ul>
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<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants an anal stretcher.</li>
<li>Anyone who likes smooth silicone stretchers.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants a small toy.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a realistic dildo.</li>
<li>Anyone who does not want a stretcher.</li>
</ul>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-boss/boss-stretcher-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the XL Boss stretcher" title="Image showing the XL Boss stretcher" align="right" hspace="15" />I am always amazed at how some people can take the XL, I saulte you and am amazed by how hard you must have worked to be able to take the XL. Are you up for the challenge?</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Boss is the perfect shape for an anal toy. The gradual increase in size makes it a great stretcher. Even the small was too large for sub 'r' to take anally, but if you check the measurements on the JTT website, they could have the perfect size for you.</p>
<p>A simple but very effective design, Boss looks elegant standing up independently. The vac-u-lock compatibility means that you can use the suction cup holder, a fucking machine or even a strap-on.</p>
<p>If you are looking for a toy that is easy to use but still a challenge, then the Boss could be the perfect stretcher for you. Check it out on the John Thomas Toys website.</p>
<p>I was sent these four anal stretchers by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Grab one of these lovely silicone body-safe anal; stretchers <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-boss-platinum-silicone-stretcher-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">direct from John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at £179</a> for the small one. If you are lucky you may catch of of the fantastic sales to save a bundle on your new sex toy. John Thomas Toys do some excellent sales so it is definitely worth keeping an eye on their site.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links; for more information about affiliate links, check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Anal</li><li>Stretcher</li><li>Silicone</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>SizeQueen</li><ul></div>Pony Butt Plug From John Thomas Toys2023-09-08T13:07:05+00:002023-09-08T13:07:05+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/pony-butt-plug-from-john-thomas-toys.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/e26e070f0b61121e8e747746e6882f29_S.jpg" alt="Pony Butt Plug From John Thomas Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Release your inner beast with Pony</h2>
<p>John Thomas Toys seems to like our feedback and review style, as they have sent another batch of products for us to try.</p>
<p>This batch consisted of five silicone creations, and we were lucky enough to try them before they went live on their site.</p>
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<p>"I love the feeling of pressure building up, and then as you dilate to take it, the sensation of the head popping in always makes me gasp. I feel it again as the knot goes in and the plug settles into place."</p><small>sub'r'</small>
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<p>This review is of Pony, a butt plug with a difference. If you are into fantasy play or looking for a plug with a difference, it may interest you.</p>
<p>So let me tell you all about Pony.</p>
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<h3>Delivery and packaging</h3>
<p>John Thomas Toys can always be relied upon to get their products to you quickly, safely and most importantly, discreetly.</p>
<p>I never have to wait long for delivery, and when it does arrive, it is always in a plain brown box, sealed with lots of packaging tape. There is never any indication of its naughty contents on the outside of the box.</p>
<p>This delivery was similar to the ones in the past, except for the box being smaller than the usual ones I received. That is because this toy is a much more manageable size than their dildos.</p>
<p>Opening the box, I found all four sizes of Pony safely packaged, nestling within lots of packaging paper to keep them from moving during transit.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-pony/pony-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of Pony butt plug" title="Image showing all four sizes of Pony butt plug" /><br />I was sent all four sizes so I could show your them side by side.</p>
<p>The plugs are all supplied in a heat-shrunk wrapper with stickers indicating which hardness rating (soft or medium), a holographic JTT logo, and instructions to wash before use. I like this minimalistic packaging as it is better for the environment and helps to keep costs down. It also ensures that your toy hasn't been tampered with on its journey to you.</p>
<p>I also received four branded storage bags, each sized for the butt plugs. I love these drawstring storage bags; they are well made and help keep your toys dust and lint-free between play sessions.</p>
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<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/wy5FY2HXr1s" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-pony/ponyunboxing.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>Like all JTT creations, Pony is made from platinum cure silicone, which is my go-to material for insertable toys. It is non-porous, preventing bacteria growth in the material you can get with cheaper materials. It is also latex and phthalate-free, making it hypoallergenic.</p>
<p>I love the blend that JTT uses, I was sent all four sizes in their medium firmness, and as far as I am concerned, that is perfect for a butt plug. It has lots of squish to help with insertion, but it isn't too soft. You can also get it in a softer firmness. It is good to have choices.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-pony/pony-2.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of Pony butt plug" title="Image showing all four sizes of Pony butt plug" /><br />While smaller than other JTT creations, it was only the small that fitted our play style (quite literally LOL).</p>
<p>Talking of choices, Pony also comes in four colour options. So that's four sizes, four colours and two firmness ratings. Not bad if I do say so myself.</p>
<p>As I always mention, when ordering a JTT sex toy, you must check out the sizing table. There is no excuse for ordering something that you can't take or that will be underwhelming when you use it. The amount of sizing information they provide on their product pages is unsurpassed. What I am trying to say is, make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your bum hole.</p>
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<th>MEDIUM</th>
<th>LARGE</th>
<th>X LARGE</th>
</tr>
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<td width="20%">Overall Height:</td>
<td>4"/10.16cm</td>
<td>6"/15.24cm</td>
<td>8"/20.32cm</td>
<td>10"/25.4cm</td>
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<td width="20%">Insertable Length:</td>
<td>3.5"/8.89cm</td>
<td>5.5"/13.97cm</td>
<td>7"/17.78cm</td>
<td>9"/22.86cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (penis head):</td>
<td>4.72"/12cm</td>
<td>7.08"/18cm</td>
<td>9.64"/24.5cm</td>
<td>12"/30.5cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (shaft above bulge):</td>
<td>4.33"/11cm</td>
<td>6.39"/16cm</td>
<td>8.46"/21.5cm</td>
<td>10.43"/26.5cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (shaft middle of bulge):</td>
<td>5.7"/14.5cm</td>
<td>8.66"/22cm</td>
<td>11.61"/29.5cm</td>
<td>14.56"/37cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (shaft below bulge):</td>
<td>4.52"/11.5cm</td>
<td>6.49"/16.5cm</td>
<td>8.26"/21cm</td>
<td>10.23"/26cm</td>
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<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.13kg (*variable)</td>
<td>0.43kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.05kg(*variable)</td>
<td>2.04kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>Price:</td>
<td>£54</td>
<td>£104</td>
<td>£154</td>
<td>£184</td>
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<p>As this is a butt plug, the sizes are modest by the usual JTT standards, which meant that sub'r' (she who gets dragged in for anal play) didn't need to whole 55-gallon oil drum of lube I had put aside for her.</p>
<p>This colour option uses a pouring technique called fusion, and while the pictures don't do it justice, the marbling in the material looks fantastic. This technique ensures that every toy using the same colours will be unique in its finished colours.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-pony/pony-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the surface texture on this butt plug" title="Image showing the surface texture on this butt plug" /><br />The surface texture is quite nice and the fusion colour mix looks great.</p>
<p>JTT use copper moulds when they create their toys. This is a much more expensive way of manufacturing over the sock moulds used by other companies, but it ensures that every toy to come out of a mould is as good as the first. JTT are so confident of the quality of their toys that they give a lifetime guarantee; you don't see many of those around these days.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-pony-platinum-silicone-butt-plug" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Pony</a> has a rather blunt head that makes it not the most straightforward plug to insert, but that makes it all the more enjoyable when it pops inside.</p>
<p>The detail on the head is fantastic. Once you get the head inside, pushing it further gives you a nice stretch as you take the knot. Again, this feels fantastic as it slips inside. The flared base prevents the toy from going any further. This base also makes removal easy as you can grab one side and use it to pull on while bearing down on the toy.</p>
<p>I love the description on the JTT website - "Feeling like a bit of an animal? Well, look no further than Pony; he'll fill you right up with his swallow, bulbous shaft."</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-pony/pony-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the tip of the Pony butt plug" title="Image showing the tip of the Pony butt plug" /><br />The tip is very details with some nice texture around the edges.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Now, not being one for lots of anal play, I enlisted the help of sub'r', who loves backdoor action. In her own words, "I have a saloon door rather than a back door".</p>
<p>She has enjoyed Pony for over three weeks and has become fond of the small one. While she can take the medium, the small one looks cute and is a really easy insert. She seems rather taken with it.</p>
<p>The longest that she has worn it was during an extended shopping trip where she was plugged for over four hours. Needless to say, she was horny as hell by the time we got home, LOL.</p>
<p>So I think it is over to sub'r' for her thoughts on Pony:</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"I love fantasy dildos and plugs, and Pony is a design that appealed to me. I love the shape and detailing. The surface is not smooth; it carries some lovely textures, which help to hold onto the lube well, aiding insertion and removal.<br /><br />
I was tempted to go for the medium size, but with the shape of the head, I opted for the small to give me a fighting chance. It was easier to insert than I thought it would be. The blend of silicone has some give, which definitely helps during insertion.<br /><br />
I love the feeling of pressure building up, and then as you dilate to take it, the sensation of the head popping in always makes me gasp. I feel it again as the knot goes in and the plug settles into place.<br /><br />
Once inserted, Pony feels fantastic. The level of squish allows you to clamp down on it, and even during extended periods of wearing it, I found it comfortable. I find it extremely exciting to be plugged, and Pony is now a firm favourite of mine."</p><small>sub'r'</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Pony is one of those toys you might think is a pretty plain toy on first impression, but after experiencing it, you quickly reassess that view.</p>
<p>It is well-designed and comes in a range of sizes that make it not intimidating. While this might not be a good choice for a beginner to anal play, anyone with some experience will love it. With the larger sizes catering for the anal size queens out there.</p>
<p>It is easy to clean after use; just wash in warm, soapy water or use an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner. You can even wash it in the dishwasher, but remember to remove it before the mother-in-law decides to be helpful in the kitchen.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Review Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/3PFx7O3FZCM" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-pony/ponyreview.jpg" alt="Check out my review video on Youtube" title="Check out my review video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-pony/pony-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the XL Pony butt plug" title="Image showing the XL Pony butt plug" /><br />I salute anyone who can take the XL Pony.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Four sizes available.</li>
<li>Four colour options.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
<li>Realistic glans design.</li>
<li>Platinum grade silicone.</li>
<li>Comes with a branded storage bag.</li>
<li>Lifetime warranty</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who enjoys butt plugs.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants to try fantasy butt plugs.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants a tapered butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone not into fantasy sex toys.</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Pony has been a lot of fun to get to know. This fantasy butt plug has a lot going for it, and I am sure it will be a popular design.</p>
<p>As always, the materials and quality of this plug are first class; couple that with its lifetime guarantee, and you are on to a winner.</p>
<p>Another fantasy sex toy from John Thomas Toys, release your animal instinct and let Pony tease your behind.</p>
<p>I was sent these four <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-fist-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Pony butt plugs by John Thomas Toys</a>, and I would like to thank them for allowing me to review them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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{CWRATING}max=10;decimal=1;label=Overall;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease of use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>So, if fantasy butt plugs are your thing, or you want to try something different. Grab one of these fabulous butt plugs direct from <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-pony-platinum-silicone-butt-plug" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at just £54</a>. At the time of this review's publication, JTT is having a huge sale, so now is the time to grab a bargain.</p>
<p>Check them out, and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links; for more information about affiliate links, check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Butt Plug</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Silicone Fusion</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/e26e070f0b61121e8e747746e6882f29_S.jpg" alt="Pony Butt Plug From John Thomas Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Release your inner beast with Pony</h2>
<p>John Thomas Toys seems to like our feedback and review style, as they have sent another batch of products for us to try.</p>
<p>This batch consisted of five silicone creations, and we were lucky enough to try them before they went live on their site.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"I love the feeling of pressure building up, and then as you dilate to take it, the sensation of the head popping in always makes me gasp. I feel it again as the knot goes in and the plug settles into place."</p><small>sub'r'</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>This review is of Pony, a butt plug with a difference. If you are into fantasy play or looking for a plug with a difference, it may interest you.</p>
<p>So let me tell you all about Pony.</p>
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<h3>Delivery and packaging</h3>
<p>John Thomas Toys can always be relied upon to get their products to you quickly, safely and most importantly, discreetly.</p>
<p>I never have to wait long for delivery, and when it does arrive, it is always in a plain brown box, sealed with lots of packaging tape. There is never any indication of its naughty contents on the outside of the box.</p>
<p>This delivery was similar to the ones in the past, except for the box being smaller than the usual ones I received. That is because this toy is a much more manageable size than their dildos.</p>
<p>Opening the box, I found all four sizes of Pony safely packaged, nestling within lots of packaging paper to keep them from moving during transit.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-pony/pony-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of Pony butt plug" title="Image showing all four sizes of Pony butt plug" /><br />I was sent all four sizes so I could show your them side by side.</p>
<p>The plugs are all supplied in a heat-shrunk wrapper with stickers indicating which hardness rating (soft or medium), a holographic JTT logo, and instructions to wash before use. I like this minimalistic packaging as it is better for the environment and helps to keep costs down. It also ensures that your toy hasn't been tampered with on its journey to you.</p>
<p>I also received four branded storage bags, each sized for the butt plugs. I love these drawstring storage bags; they are well made and help keep your toys dust and lint-free between play sessions.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/wy5FY2HXr1s" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-pony/ponyunboxing.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>Like all JTT creations, Pony is made from platinum cure silicone, which is my go-to material for insertable toys. It is non-porous, preventing bacteria growth in the material you can get with cheaper materials. It is also latex and phthalate-free, making it hypoallergenic.</p>
<p>I love the blend that JTT uses, I was sent all four sizes in their medium firmness, and as far as I am concerned, that is perfect for a butt plug. It has lots of squish to help with insertion, but it isn't too soft. You can also get it in a softer firmness. It is good to have choices.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-pony/pony-2.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of Pony butt plug" title="Image showing all four sizes of Pony butt plug" /><br />While smaller than other JTT creations, it was only the small that fitted our play style (quite literally LOL).</p>
<p>Talking of choices, Pony also comes in four colour options. So that's four sizes, four colours and two firmness ratings. Not bad if I do say so myself.</p>
<p>As I always mention, when ordering a JTT sex toy, you must check out the sizing table. There is no excuse for ordering something that you can't take or that will be underwhelming when you use it. The amount of sizing information they provide on their product pages is unsurpassed. What I am trying to say is, make sure your eyes aren't bigger than your bum hole.</p>
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<td width="20%">Overall Height:</td>
<td>4"/10.16cm</td>
<td>6"/15.24cm</td>
<td>8"/20.32cm</td>
<td>10"/25.4cm</td>
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<td width="20%">Insertable Length:</td>
<td>3.5"/8.89cm</td>
<td>5.5"/13.97cm</td>
<td>7"/17.78cm</td>
<td>9"/22.86cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (penis head):</td>
<td>4.72"/12cm</td>
<td>7.08"/18cm</td>
<td>9.64"/24.5cm</td>
<td>12"/30.5cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (shaft above bulge):</td>
<td>4.33"/11cm</td>
<td>6.39"/16cm</td>
<td>8.46"/21.5cm</td>
<td>10.43"/26.5cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (shaft middle of bulge):</td>
<td>5.7"/14.5cm</td>
<td>8.66"/22cm</td>
<td>11.61"/29.5cm</td>
<td>14.56"/37cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (shaft below bulge):</td>
<td>4.52"/11.5cm</td>
<td>6.49"/16.5cm</td>
<td>8.26"/21cm</td>
<td>10.23"/26cm</td>
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<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.13kg (*variable)</td>
<td>0.43kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.05kg(*variable)</td>
<td>2.04kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>Price:</td>
<td>£54</td>
<td>£104</td>
<td>£154</td>
<td>£184</td>
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<p>As this is a butt plug, the sizes are modest by the usual JTT standards, which meant that sub'r' (she who gets dragged in for anal play) didn't need to whole 55-gallon oil drum of lube I had put aside for her.</p>
<p>This colour option uses a pouring technique called fusion, and while the pictures don't do it justice, the marbling in the material looks fantastic. This technique ensures that every toy using the same colours will be unique in its finished colours.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-pony/pony-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the surface texture on this butt plug" title="Image showing the surface texture on this butt plug" /><br />The surface texture is quite nice and the fusion colour mix looks great.</p>
<p>JTT use copper moulds when they create their toys. This is a much more expensive way of manufacturing over the sock moulds used by other companies, but it ensures that every toy to come out of a mould is as good as the first. JTT are so confident of the quality of their toys that they give a lifetime guarantee; you don't see many of those around these days.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-pony-platinum-silicone-butt-plug" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Pony</a> has a rather blunt head that makes it not the most straightforward plug to insert, but that makes it all the more enjoyable when it pops inside.</p>
<p>The detail on the head is fantastic. Once you get the head inside, pushing it further gives you a nice stretch as you take the knot. Again, this feels fantastic as it slips inside. The flared base prevents the toy from going any further. This base also makes removal easy as you can grab one side and use it to pull on while bearing down on the toy.</p>
<p>I love the description on the JTT website - "Feeling like a bit of an animal? Well, look no further than Pony; he'll fill you right up with his swallow, bulbous shaft."</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-pony/pony-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the tip of the Pony butt plug" title="Image showing the tip of the Pony butt plug" /><br />The tip is very details with some nice texture around the edges.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Now, not being one for lots of anal play, I enlisted the help of sub'r', who loves backdoor action. In her own words, "I have a saloon door rather than a back door".</p>
<p>She has enjoyed Pony for over three weeks and has become fond of the small one. While she can take the medium, the small one looks cute and is a really easy insert. She seems rather taken with it.</p>
<p>The longest that she has worn it was during an extended shopping trip where she was plugged for over four hours. Needless to say, she was horny as hell by the time we got home, LOL.</p>
<p>So I think it is over to sub'r' for her thoughts on Pony:</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"I love fantasy dildos and plugs, and Pony is a design that appealed to me. I love the shape and detailing. The surface is not smooth; it carries some lovely textures, which help to hold onto the lube well, aiding insertion and removal.<br /><br />
I was tempted to go for the medium size, but with the shape of the head, I opted for the small to give me a fighting chance. It was easier to insert than I thought it would be. The blend of silicone has some give, which definitely helps during insertion.<br /><br />
I love the feeling of pressure building up, and then as you dilate to take it, the sensation of the head popping in always makes me gasp. I feel it again as the knot goes in and the plug settles into place.<br /><br />
Once inserted, Pony feels fantastic. The level of squish allows you to clamp down on it, and even during extended periods of wearing it, I found it comfortable. I find it extremely exciting to be plugged, and Pony is now a firm favourite of mine."</p><small>sub'r'</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Pony is one of those toys you might think is a pretty plain toy on first impression, but after experiencing it, you quickly reassess that view.</p>
<p>It is well-designed and comes in a range of sizes that make it not intimidating. While this might not be a good choice for a beginner to anal play, anyone with some experience will love it. With the larger sizes catering for the anal size queens out there.</p>
<p>It is easy to clean after use; just wash in warm, soapy water or use an anti-bacterial sex toy cleaner. You can even wash it in the dishwasher, but remember to remove it before the mother-in-law decides to be helpful in the kitchen.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Review Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/3PFx7O3FZCM" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-pony/ponyreview.jpg" alt="Check out my review video on Youtube" title="Check out my review video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-pony/pony-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the XL Pony butt plug" title="Image showing the XL Pony butt plug" /><br />I salute anyone who can take the XL Pony.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Four sizes available.</li>
<li>Four colour options.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
<li>Realistic glans design.</li>
<li>Platinum grade silicone.</li>
<li>Comes with a branded storage bag.</li>
<li>Lifetime warranty</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who enjoys butt plugs.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants to try fantasy butt plugs.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants a tapered butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone not into fantasy sex toys.</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Pony has been a lot of fun to get to know. This fantasy butt plug has a lot going for it, and I am sure it will be a popular design.</p>
<p>As always, the materials and quality of this plug are first class; couple that with its lifetime guarantee, and you are on to a winner.</p>
<p>Another fantasy sex toy from John Thomas Toys, release your animal instinct and let Pony tease your behind.</p>
<p>I was sent these four <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-fist-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Pony butt plugs by John Thomas Toys</a>, and I would like to thank them for allowing me to review them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>So, if fantasy butt plugs are your thing, or you want to try something different. Grab one of these fabulous butt plugs direct from <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-pony-platinum-silicone-butt-plug" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at just £54</a>. At the time of this review's publication, JTT is having a huge sale, so now is the time to grab a bargain.</p>
<p>Check them out, and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links; for more information about affiliate links, check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Butt Plug</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Silicone Fusion</li><ul></div>John Thomas FIST Platinum Silicone Butt Plug Review2023-07-11T10:29:58+00:002023-07-11T10:29:58+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/john-thomas-fist-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-review.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/2fe3e76a66d4105790a62f68d8e5622a_S.jpg" alt="John Thomas FIST Platinum Silicone Butt Plug Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>If you love a challenge then the Fist will put a smile on your face</h2>
<p>I love it when John Thomas Toys (JTT) ask if they can send more of their stunning silicone products to review. I can never say no, even if I am rushed off my feet, as the chance to enjoy another of their great designs is always compelling.</p>
<p>Pulling up my 'big girl panties', I prepared for lots of hard (extremely pleasurable) work. I never have to wait long for the delivery as they are always prompt.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The feeling of stretch and fullness is fantastic. Instead of moving the Fist in and out of my pussy I enjoy simply twisting it. The sensations of expanding, feeling stretched and full, and the feeling of the Fist turning inside feels terrific. Having it run over my sensitive walls at each spin gives me fantastic sensations."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
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<p>When they send their toys to me, I generally do not know what treat sits inside the box. So it's always a pleasant surprise when I open the box and get my first look at the contents.</p>
<p>This review is for their Fist butt plug.</p>
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<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>While I get deliveries of review products, I don't want my neighbours to know the kinky stuff I get up to. So discretion is vital. JTT has that covered, as they always use plain, discrete packaging. Even the label does not have the name of the website shown.</p>
<p>Inside the box, everything is packed with plain brown paper to prevent the dildos or butt plugs from moving whilst in transit. Each dildo has minimal packaging, consisting of a robust, clear heat sealed plastic. This plastic helps keep the dildos/butt plugs clean whilst in transit and before they reach their forever home.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fist-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of FIST and one storage bag" title="Image showing all four sizes of FIST and one storage bag" /><br />Image showing all four sizes of FIST and one storage bag.</p>
<p>I like this minimal approach to packaging as it means less waste.</p>
<p>Each Fist has several stickers stuck on the wrapper, one to say the size, one is the JTT logo and one to let you know the firmness rating.</p>
<p>Inside the box, you will also receive a small re-useable plastic carrier bag which contains a JTT branded storage bag. I received four to go with the four plugs. The number and size of the bags will depend on the quantity and size of the butt plug you purchase.</p>
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<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/1Myy4KXFKts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fistunboxthumb.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>Fist is made with platinum-grade silicone. This is a more robust but expensive material than some other manufacturers use. It is also my preferred material for insertable toys as it is hypo-allergenic, non-porous, body-safe, PVC, Latex and Phthalate free. It also is an excellent material for temperature play.</p>
<p>JTT uses copper moulds in manufacturing for all their dildos/butt plugs. Whilst this is a more expensive process, it ensures that every item that comes out of that mould will have precisely the same features as the ones before.</p>
<p>This is the best way that JTT can ensure that every Fist purchased will be as it should be. They are so confident of the quality of their wares that they give a lifetime warranty on them, which is fantastic.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fist-2.jpg" alt="Image showing small and medium FIST to highlight the incredible details" title="Image showing small and medium FIST to highlight the incredible details" /><br />Image showing small and medium FIST to highlight the incredible details.</p>
<p>JTT offer a choice of four sizes and two firmness ratings. I was sent the four sizes in the soft rating. For anyone interested in the details, their Soft blend has a shore rating of A-15, and the Medium has a shore rating of A-20.</p>
<p>Fist is a great name; simple, to the point and exactly what it is. Whether new to fisting or not, this is a great option to explore the fantasy of anal fisting.</p>
<p>Its details are amazing; every finger is clearly defined, and they provide some delicious ridges. The raised thumb is fun to insert, but with the additional feel of it stretching you, it feels sublime.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fist-3.jpg" alt="Image showing thumbnail on the FIST butt plug" title="Image showing thumbnail on the FIST butt plug" /><br />Image showing thumbnail which is well defined, but don't worry it is very flexible.</p>
<p>One great thing about this design is the four sizing options available. This allows you to start small and gradually buy larger depending on the stretch you are looking for.</p>
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<th>MEDIUM</th>
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<th>X LARGE</th>
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<td width="20%">Overall Height:</td>
<td>5"/12.7cm</td>
<td>7"/17.78cm</td>
<td>9"/22.86cm</td>
<td>11"/27.94cm</td>
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<td width="20%">Insertable Length:</td>
<td>4"/10.16cm</td>
<td>5"/12.7cm</td>
<td>7"/17.78cm</td>
<td>9"/22.86cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (above knuckle):</td>
<td>6.29"/16cm</td>
<td>8.85"/22.5cm</td>
<td>11.41"/29cm</td>
<td>13.77"/35cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (wrist):</td>
<td>4.52"/11.5cm</td>
<td>6.49"/16.5cm</td>
<td>8.26"/21cm</td>
<td>10.23"/26cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (base):</td>
<td>10.23"/26cm</td>
<td>14.56"/37cm</td>
<td>18.89"/48cm</td>
<td>23.22"/59cm</td>
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<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.24kg (*variable)</td>
<td>0.24kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.38kg(*variable)</td>
<td>2.59kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>Price:</td>
<td>£59</td>
<td>£89</td>
<td>£129</td>
<td>£159</td>
</tr>
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<p>The closed fist design is nicely detailed. From the individual fingers, knuckles, skin wrinkles and veins to the thumbnail.</p>
<p>It looks pretty realistic; once inside, it feels incredible. The closed Fist provides an excellent challenge when it comes to insertion, though, and it takes some patience to get it in.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-fist-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">JTT Fist</a> is designed as a butt plug but can be used vaginally, too (guess how I opted to use it).</p>
<p>The base has the JTT logo and name shown. The broad base makes a great stop, so you do not need to worry about it slipping too far inside you. It also makes a handy way to hold the toy in use. </p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fist-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the flared base on the FIST butt plug" title="Image showing the flared base on the FIST butt plug" /><br />Image showing the flared base on the FIST butt plug.</p>
<p>This is not a vac-u-lock compatible dildo/butt plug.</p>
<p>JTT also provide a free faux velvet storage bag with every purchase. These bags not only look great with the black faux velvet and the white JTT branding. They also work really well. A fantastic way to keep your toy free from dust and hair while put away. </p>
<p>The bags are well made using a thick, strong material that is well stitched. The closure is a drawstring.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Fist is too large for me to use anally (yep, even the small), so I decided to have fun with the medium size vaginally, instructing sub 'r' to try the small anally ;-p. She did look a little pale when I gave her this instruction, but she was determined to try (good girl).</p>
<p>Armed with a large bottle of water-based lube, I cleared my schedule, put my do not disturb note on my door and got ready to try out the Fist.</p>
<p>The medium size is approximately the same as my Fist, so I knew this would be challenging. With this in mind, I knew I would need to stretch my pussy in preparation.</p>
<p>I started using my fingers to spread the water-based lube, ensuring I was nice and wet. Using the protruding thumb against my clit feels lovely.</p>
<p>Needing to stretch myself first, I had some time playing with my lovely <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/john-thomas-original-dragons-cock-platinum-silicone-dildo-review.html">JTT Original Dragons Cock</a>.</p>
<p>As soon as I felt ready, I coated Fist with some water-based lube. Taking my time, I slowly squeezed Fist inside. It takes a bit of manoeuvring before I can finally fit the top of the Fist inside, but it is well worth the effort.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fist-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the details and textures on the FIST butt plug" title="Image showing the details and textures on the FIST butt plug" /><br />Image showing the details and textures on the FIST butt plug.</p>
<p>The soft firmness rating provides a nice amount of squish, giving me more ease squeezing it to fit. As soon as the fingers are inside, I pause for a moment. Rubbing my clit to help relax my muscles enough to push the remainder of the Fist inside.</p>
<p>The feeling of stretch and fullness is fantastic. Instead of moving the Fist in and out of my pussy I enjoy simply twisting it. The sensations of expanding, feeling stretched and full, and the feeling of the Fist turning inside feels terrific. Having it run over my sensitive walls at each spin gives me fantastic sensations.</p>
<p>sub 'r' let me know that although she had to work on stretching her ass for quite a while, she eventually managed to get the small Fist inside. This was using a good quantity of water-based lube too.</p>
<p>Once inside, she thoroughly enjoyed the full feeling as it sat still. sub 'r' then played with her clit and pussy until she was coming so hard she nearly forced the entire Fist out of her ass.</p>
<p>Cleaning is simple; either place it in the dishwasher or use warm soapy water with anti-bacterial soap. We both found that we needed to use a soft toothbrush to ensure all the little gaps were completely clean.</p>
<p>Once clean, we leave ours out to air dry before placing it back inside the storage bag that JTT provide. I do not recommend using a towel, as the fluff will stick to the silicone.</p>
<p>Having used it on many occasions, it is a design I can highly recommend if you want to feel incredibly full with the fisting fantasy making it even more fun.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Review Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/tUwokh2dDKQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fistreviewthumb.jpg" alt="Check out my review video on Youtube" title="Check out my review video on Youtube" /></a></p>
<hr />
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Four sizes available.</li>
<li>Four colour options.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
<li>Realistic closed fist design.</li>
<li>Platinum grade silicone.</li>
<li>Comes with a branded storage bag.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who enjoys being fisted.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants to try fisting.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a wide butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a realistic fist dildo/butt plug.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants a straight dildo/butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a slim dildo/butt plug.</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fist-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the top of the FIST butt plug" title="Image showing the top of the FIST butt plug" /><br />Image showing the top of the FIST butt plug.</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>We used FIST vaginally and anally, which was a fun challenge. I and sub 'r' have enjoyed our experience with Fist from JTT.</p>
<p>It is an excellent way to add a fisting fantasy into your butt plug play, and it is a nice change from regular-shaped plugs. Insertion can be a challenge, but that adds to the fun.</p>
<p>If you want to swap between pussy and anal play, I recommend boiling it to sanitise it. That is if you have a pot large enough :-)</p>
<p>FIST is a great way to introduce yourself to fisting play. Or to just enjoy having a fist plugging a hole.</p>
<p>I was sent these four <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-fist-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">FIST butt plugs by John Thomas Toys</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>
{CWRATING}max=10;decimal=1;label=Overall;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease of use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}
</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
<a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-fist-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/jtt-logo.png" border="0" alt="John Thomas Toys" title="John Thomas Toys" /></a></p>
<p>So, if you fancy challenging yourself then why not grab one of these marvelous butt plugs s direct from <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-fist-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at just £59</a>. At the time of this reviews publication, JTT are having a huge sale so now is really the time to grab a bargain.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Butt Plug</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>SizeQueen</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/2fe3e76a66d4105790a62f68d8e5622a_S.jpg" alt="John Thomas FIST Platinum Silicone Butt Plug Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>If you love a challenge then the Fist will put a smile on your face</h2>
<p>I love it when John Thomas Toys (JTT) ask if they can send more of their stunning silicone products to review. I can never say no, even if I am rushed off my feet, as the chance to enjoy another of their great designs is always compelling.</p>
<p>Pulling up my 'big girl panties', I prepared for lots of hard (extremely pleasurable) work. I never have to wait long for the delivery as they are always prompt.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The feeling of stretch and fullness is fantastic. Instead of moving the Fist in and out of my pussy I enjoy simply twisting it. The sensations of expanding, feeling stretched and full, and the feeling of the Fist turning inside feels terrific. Having it run over my sensitive walls at each spin gives me fantastic sensations."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>When they send their toys to me, I generally do not know what treat sits inside the box. So it's always a pleasant surprise when I open the box and get my first look at the contents.</p>
<p>This review is for their Fist butt plug.</p>
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<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>While I get deliveries of review products, I don't want my neighbours to know the kinky stuff I get up to. So discretion is vital. JTT has that covered, as they always use plain, discrete packaging. Even the label does not have the name of the website shown.</p>
<p>Inside the box, everything is packed with plain brown paper to prevent the dildos or butt plugs from moving whilst in transit. Each dildo has minimal packaging, consisting of a robust, clear heat sealed plastic. This plastic helps keep the dildos/butt plugs clean whilst in transit and before they reach their forever home.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fist-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of FIST and one storage bag" title="Image showing all four sizes of FIST and one storage bag" /><br />Image showing all four sizes of FIST and one storage bag.</p>
<p>I like this minimal approach to packaging as it means less waste.</p>
<p>Each Fist has several stickers stuck on the wrapper, one to say the size, one is the JTT logo and one to let you know the firmness rating.</p>
<p>Inside the box, you will also receive a small re-useable plastic carrier bag which contains a JTT branded storage bag. I received four to go with the four plugs. The number and size of the bags will depend on the quantity and size of the butt plug you purchase.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/1Myy4KXFKts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fistunboxthumb.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>Fist is made with platinum-grade silicone. This is a more robust but expensive material than some other manufacturers use. It is also my preferred material for insertable toys as it is hypo-allergenic, non-porous, body-safe, PVC, Latex and Phthalate free. It also is an excellent material for temperature play.</p>
<p>JTT uses copper moulds in manufacturing for all their dildos/butt plugs. Whilst this is a more expensive process, it ensures that every item that comes out of that mould will have precisely the same features as the ones before.</p>
<p>This is the best way that JTT can ensure that every Fist purchased will be as it should be. They are so confident of the quality of their wares that they give a lifetime warranty on them, which is fantastic.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fist-2.jpg" alt="Image showing small and medium FIST to highlight the incredible details" title="Image showing small and medium FIST to highlight the incredible details" /><br />Image showing small and medium FIST to highlight the incredible details.</p>
<p>JTT offer a choice of four sizes and two firmness ratings. I was sent the four sizes in the soft rating. For anyone interested in the details, their Soft blend has a shore rating of A-15, and the Medium has a shore rating of A-20.</p>
<p>Fist is a great name; simple, to the point and exactly what it is. Whether new to fisting or not, this is a great option to explore the fantasy of anal fisting.</p>
<p>Its details are amazing; every finger is clearly defined, and they provide some delicious ridges. The raised thumb is fun to insert, but with the additional feel of it stretching you, it feels sublime.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fist-3.jpg" alt="Image showing thumbnail on the FIST butt plug" title="Image showing thumbnail on the FIST butt plug" /><br />Image showing thumbnail which is well defined, but don't worry it is very flexible.</p>
<p>One great thing about this design is the four sizing options available. This allows you to start small and gradually buy larger depending on the stretch you are looking for.</p>
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<th>SMALL</th>
<th>MEDIUM</th>
<th>LARGE</th>
<th>X LARGE</th>
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<td width="20%">Overall Height:</td>
<td>5"/12.7cm</td>
<td>7"/17.78cm</td>
<td>9"/22.86cm</td>
<td>11"/27.94cm</td>
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<td width="20%">Insertable Length:</td>
<td>4"/10.16cm</td>
<td>5"/12.7cm</td>
<td>7"/17.78cm</td>
<td>9"/22.86cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (above knuckle):</td>
<td>6.29"/16cm</td>
<td>8.85"/22.5cm</td>
<td>11.41"/29cm</td>
<td>13.77"/35cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (wrist):</td>
<td>4.52"/11.5cm</td>
<td>6.49"/16.5cm</td>
<td>8.26"/21cm</td>
<td>10.23"/26cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (base):</td>
<td>10.23"/26cm</td>
<td>14.56"/37cm</td>
<td>18.89"/48cm</td>
<td>23.22"/59cm</td>
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<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.24kg (*variable)</td>
<td>0.24kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.38kg(*variable)</td>
<td>2.59kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>Price:</td>
<td>£59</td>
<td>£89</td>
<td>£129</td>
<td>£159</td>
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<p>The closed fist design is nicely detailed. From the individual fingers, knuckles, skin wrinkles and veins to the thumbnail.</p>
<p>It looks pretty realistic; once inside, it feels incredible. The closed Fist provides an excellent challenge when it comes to insertion, though, and it takes some patience to get it in.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-fist-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">JTT Fist</a> is designed as a butt plug but can be used vaginally, too (guess how I opted to use it).</p>
<p>The base has the JTT logo and name shown. The broad base makes a great stop, so you do not need to worry about it slipping too far inside you. It also makes a handy way to hold the toy in use. </p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fist-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the flared base on the FIST butt plug" title="Image showing the flared base on the FIST butt plug" /><br />Image showing the flared base on the FIST butt plug.</p>
<p>This is not a vac-u-lock compatible dildo/butt plug.</p>
<p>JTT also provide a free faux velvet storage bag with every purchase. These bags not only look great with the black faux velvet and the white JTT branding. They also work really well. A fantastic way to keep your toy free from dust and hair while put away. </p>
<p>The bags are well made using a thick, strong material that is well stitched. The closure is a drawstring.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Fist is too large for me to use anally (yep, even the small), so I decided to have fun with the medium size vaginally, instructing sub 'r' to try the small anally ;-p. She did look a little pale when I gave her this instruction, but she was determined to try (good girl).</p>
<p>Armed with a large bottle of water-based lube, I cleared my schedule, put my do not disturb note on my door and got ready to try out the Fist.</p>
<p>The medium size is approximately the same as my Fist, so I knew this would be challenging. With this in mind, I knew I would need to stretch my pussy in preparation.</p>
<p>I started using my fingers to spread the water-based lube, ensuring I was nice and wet. Using the protruding thumb against my clit feels lovely.</p>
<p>Needing to stretch myself first, I had some time playing with my lovely <a href="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/john-thomas-original-dragons-cock-platinum-silicone-dildo-review.html">JTT Original Dragons Cock</a>.</p>
<p>As soon as I felt ready, I coated Fist with some water-based lube. Taking my time, I slowly squeezed Fist inside. It takes a bit of manoeuvring before I can finally fit the top of the Fist inside, but it is well worth the effort.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fist-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the details and textures on the FIST butt plug" title="Image showing the details and textures on the FIST butt plug" /><br />Image showing the details and textures on the FIST butt plug.</p>
<p>The soft firmness rating provides a nice amount of squish, giving me more ease squeezing it to fit. As soon as the fingers are inside, I pause for a moment. Rubbing my clit to help relax my muscles enough to push the remainder of the Fist inside.</p>
<p>The feeling of stretch and fullness is fantastic. Instead of moving the Fist in and out of my pussy I enjoy simply twisting it. The sensations of expanding, feeling stretched and full, and the feeling of the Fist turning inside feels terrific. Having it run over my sensitive walls at each spin gives me fantastic sensations.</p>
<p>sub 'r' let me know that although she had to work on stretching her ass for quite a while, she eventually managed to get the small Fist inside. This was using a good quantity of water-based lube too.</p>
<p>Once inside, she thoroughly enjoyed the full feeling as it sat still. sub 'r' then played with her clit and pussy until she was coming so hard she nearly forced the entire Fist out of her ass.</p>
<p>Cleaning is simple; either place it in the dishwasher or use warm soapy water with anti-bacterial soap. We both found that we needed to use a soft toothbrush to ensure all the little gaps were completely clean.</p>
<p>Once clean, we leave ours out to air dry before placing it back inside the storage bag that JTT provide. I do not recommend using a towel, as the fluff will stick to the silicone.</p>
<p>Having used it on many occasions, it is a design I can highly recommend if you want to feel incredibly full with the fisting fantasy making it even more fun.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Review Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/tUwokh2dDKQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fistreviewthumb.jpg" alt="Check out my review video on Youtube" title="Check out my review video on Youtube" /></a></p>
<hr />
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Four sizes available.</li>
<li>Four colour options.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
<li>Realistic closed fist design.</li>
<li>Platinum grade silicone.</li>
<li>Comes with a branded storage bag.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who enjoys being fisted.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants to try fisting.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a wide butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a realistic fist dildo/butt plug.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants a straight dildo/butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a slim dildo/butt plug.</li>
</ul>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-fist/fist-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the top of the FIST butt plug" title="Image showing the top of the FIST butt plug" /><br />Image showing the top of the FIST butt plug.</p>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>We used FIST vaginally and anally, which was a fun challenge. I and sub 'r' have enjoyed our experience with Fist from JTT.</p>
<p>It is an excellent way to add a fisting fantasy into your butt plug play, and it is a nice change from regular-shaped plugs. Insertion can be a challenge, but that adds to the fun.</p>
<p>If you want to swap between pussy and anal play, I recommend boiling it to sanitise it. That is if you have a pot large enough :-)</p>
<p>FIST is a great way to introduce yourself to fisting play. Or to just enjoy having a fist plugging a hole.</p>
<p>I was sent these four <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-fist-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">FIST butt plugs by John Thomas Toys</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>
{CWRATING}max=10;decimal=1;label=Overall;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease of use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}
</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
<a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-fist-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/jtt-logo.png" border="0" alt="John Thomas Toys" title="John Thomas Toys" /></a></p>
<p>So, if you fancy challenging yourself then why not grab one of these marvelous butt plugs s direct from <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-fist-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at just £59</a>. At the time of this reviews publication, JTT are having a huge sale so now is really the time to grab a bargain.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<hr />
<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Butt Plug</li><li>Fantasy</li><li>SizeQueen</li><ul></div>McWhippy From John Thomas Toys Review2023-06-09T10:02:28+00:002023-06-09T10:02:28+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/mcwhippy-from-john-thomas-toys-review.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/cc7d5309aa94aa0d0b6c12a9b8c6f0e5_S.jpg" alt="McWhippy From John Thomas Toys Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>A fun bum toy that looks like a popular emoji</h2>
<p>John Thomas Toys told me they had some new designs being made and asked if I would like some to review (play with).</p>
<p>I had just finished my reviews for the last dildos they sent, so I was happy to accept some new ones. I didn't know what was arriving before they arrived as, at that time, these new designs weren't even on their website. McWhippy is selling fast, and I can see why. So, if you want one after you hear what I say about it, you'll need to be quick.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The sensations are incredible when just moving straight in and out, but add a twist, and you are talking about the difference between a roller coaster and a rocket launcher."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>I always wonder what they will send me. I usually only find out when I open the box during my unboxing videos. This makes it more exciting, almost like when Xmas comes around.</p>
<p>While yes, it is exciting to receive new items to review. It does involve more work than just laying back and playing with myself, honest (but that is definitely the best part of the process though).</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>My JTT dildos and plugs are always delivered in a robust, plain box. The label was very discreet, not showing the company name, and no mention of the JTT website.</p>
<p>Discreet packaging is an absolute must in my book. Whilst I have no problem showing my viewers what is in the box. It does not mean that I want my regular post person to know.</p>
<p>The box is also taped together securely. Even with all four sizes of McWhippy, the box stayed firmly closed.</p>
<p>Inside the box, each dildo is covered with a robust, transparent, heat-sealed film. So no excess packaging to go to landfill.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-mcwhippy/mcwhippy-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of the McWhippy from John Thomas Toys" title="Image showing all four sizes of the McWhippy from John Thomas Toys" />Full house - I was sent all four sizes of McWhippy from John Thomas Toys.</p>
<p>JTT use paper packaging to prevent the dildos from moving much in transport. This is wonderful for me as I reuse the packaging to further reduce waste.</p>
<p>I did not have long to wait for the dildos to be despatched and delivered to me. Their delivery service is excellent, so I never have to wait long before I can go box diving :-)</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/qW1w_eYcos0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-mcwhippy/whippyunboxing.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
<hr />
<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>McWhippy is not made of ice cream, but, in fact, it is 100% platinum-grade silicone. This material is latex, PVC and phthalate free, non-porous and hypoallergenic. All of which makes it an excellent material for insertable toys. Especially for butt play.</p>
<p>The shape of <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/search-results?q=mcwhippy" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">McWhippy</a> does look a lot like ice cream though. That is, the three colour options do. Unfortunately, the fourth colour option does not look like something you'd want to lick. Brown would definitely not be my colour of choice. LOL; it definitely resembles a poo emoji in brown.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-mcwhippy/mcwhippy-2.jpg" alt="Image showing McWhippy from John Thomas Toys" title="Image showing McWhippy from John Thomas Toys" />MrWhippy has such a fun looking shape, almost ice cresamlike in appearance (except for the brown version LOL).</p>
<p>It is undoubtedly a unique shape with many deep bulges, ridges and bumps. Making it a delicious-looking treat that I was looking forward to trying.</p>
<p>The broad base ensures you do not need to worry about this butt plug slipping too far inside. It also features the JTT name and branding around the rim.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-mcwhippy/mcwhippy-3.jpg" alt="Image showing McWhippy from one side" title="Image showing McWhippy from one side" />The neck holds it in place nicely in use.</p>
<p>McWhippy is not a long butt plug, but it makes up for this in girth. This short, stocky plug is designed to give a lovely stretch while also providing lots of stimulation.</p>
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<th>MEDIUM</th>
<th>LARGE</th>
<th>X LARGE</th>
</tr>
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<tr>
<td width="20%">Insertable Length:</td>
<td>3.5"/8.89cm</td>
<td>5.23"/13.3cm</td>
<td>7.08"/18cm</td>
<td>8.63"/14.33cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (top):</td>
<td>2.75"/7cm</td>
<td>4.33"/11cm</td>
<td>5.9"/15cm</td>
<td>7.08"/21.9cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (middle):</td>
<td>5.7"/14.5cm</td>
<td>8.66"/22cm</td>
<td>12"/30.5cm</td>
<td>14.37"/36.5cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (bottom):</td>
<td>4.92"/12.5cm</td>
<td>7.08"/18cm</td>
<td>9.64"/24.5cm</td>
<td>11.81"/30cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (base):</td>
<td>6.88"/17.5cm</td>
<td>10.43"/26.5cm</td>
<td>14"/35.56cm</td>
<td>17.71"/45cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.142kg (*variable)</td>
<td>0.478kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.125kg (*variable)</td>
<td>2.255kg (*variable)</td>
</tr>
<tfoot>
<tr>
<td>Price:</td>
<td>£44</td>
<td>£74</td>
<td>£124</td>
<td>£144</td>
</tr>
</tfoot>
</table>
<p>You will receive a JTT faux black velvet draw-string storage bag when you order McWhippy. These bags are made with a strong fabric with white printed JTT branding on one side. They come in various sizes, and you will be sent the correct size for your purchase.</p>
<p>McWhippy does not a vac-u-lock compatible hole in its base unlike the JTT dildos.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Although McWhippy is designed as a butt plug, I decided to play vaginally with them. </p>
<p>sub 'r' grabbed the cute little one, and as she would use this anally, I decided it was fair. I would play with the medium size. However, I would not be attempting anal with McWhippy. Ok, call me a chicken but I know my limitations.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-mcwhippy/mcwhippy-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the tip of McWhippy" title="Image showing the tip of McWhippy" align="right" hspace="15" />The small one looks so tiny and cute when you have all four sizes in front of you. But then you wrap your hand around it, you realise there is more girth than you think.</p>
<p>This is not for those who can take a single finger or two. This is for those who enjoy three fingers or more (three fingers for the small size). Of course, once you have enjoyed and stretched to the small one, you can upgrade in size. Eventually, working up to the XL (or trip to A & E as Stunt Cock calls it) if you want that ultimate stretch.</p>
<p>Neither sub 'r' nor I am that ambitious, though in the stretch department, so we rarely play with the large size and have never tried the XL versions.</p>
<p>I was sent the soft firmness rating. This provides a nice amount of squish. You can opt for the medium rating if you want something a little firmer.</p>
<p>The shape makes for a relatively easy insertion, either anally or vaginally. We both found that the tip slides in easily when using plenty of water-based lube.</p>
<p>We both found that some pressure and gentle twisting helped guide the rest of the length inside. Vaginally, I needed less pressure than sub 'r' did anally of course. The smile on her face when it eventually popped inside was a picture, though.</p>
<p>The feel of those deep ridges rubbing inside my vaginal walls is fantastic. I thoroughly enjoyed the feeling of them gliding inside me. The extra bulge at one side of <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/search-results?q=mcwhippy" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">McWhippy</a> gives an extra stretch. If angled correctly, this feels wonderful against my G-spot.</p>
<p>The sensations are incredible when just moving straight in and out, but add a twist, and you are talking about the difference between a roller coaster and a rocket launcher. Just WOW, it had my toes curling in no time.</p>
<p>The base gives you something good to hold onto whilst you thrust or twist the time away.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"sub 'r' here, I wanted to add that I thoroughly enjoyed the feel anally, although it did take a little to work it all in there. Lots of water-based lube and patience had me quickly seeing stars, lol. No, I did not hit my head.<br /><br />
The feel of the ridges and the big bulge inside me felt incredible. I enjoyed the stretch the girth provided, but the extra sensations those ridges provided felt fantastic.<br /><br />
My Master was kind enough to tie me up and spread me wide for his pleasure as he plugged my ass. It was also a good job that he gagged me to stop me from making too much noise."</p><small>sub'r'</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Thank you, sub 'r', for adding your input.</p>
<p>McWhippy is simple to clean, even with those ridges. You can place it in the dishwasher, or I like to wash mine in hot soapy water. I use a very soft toothbrush to ensure the ridges are completely clean.</p>
<p>Before putting it away in its storage bag, you must ensure it is thoroughly dry. I find it best to air dry so that no fluff gets stuck to the silicone.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-mcwhippy/mcwhippy-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the XL storage bag for McWhippy from John Thomas Toys" title="Image showing the XL storage bag for McWhippy from John Thomas Toys" />MrWhippy comes with a very nice draw-string storage bag that is sized for the toy that you order, this one is for the XL.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Review Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/HaeZVKeSuFE" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-mcwhippy/whippyreview.jpg" alt="Check out my review video on Youtube" title="Check out my review video on Youtube" /></a></p>
<hr />
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Made from body-safe silicone.</li>
<li>Available in four sizes.</li>
<li>Available in four colours.</li>
<li>Available in two hardness ratings.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants a short, girthy butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants lots of deep ridges.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a soft body-safe butt plug.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anal beginners.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a regular looking butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a smooth butt plug</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a vac-u-lock compatible butt plug.</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>McWhippy is a wonderfully fun design. An enjoyable toy to play with either anally or vaginally. It sits nicely in place when using it as a butt plug.</p>
<p>Easy to clean, it can be boiled to thoroughly sterilise it after anal play.</p>
<p>The shape makes inserting more interesting than a regular smooth butt plug, which I like. Twisting it feels divine as you insert it.</p>
<p>If you are looking for a large butt plug but want something fun and definitely more interesting than the thousands of traditional designs out there, then definitely consider grabbing (the stuffing) a McWhippy.</p>
<p>I was sent these four <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/search-results?q=mcwhippy" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">McWhippy butt plugs</a> by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
<p align="center">
<a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/search-results?q=mcwhippy" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/banners/johnthomastoys.jpg" border="0" alt="John Thomas Toys" title="John Thomas Toys" /></a></p>
<p>Grab one of these fantastic silicone plugs direct from <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/search-results?q=mcwhippy" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at just £22</a> you really can't go wrong. You can pay in installments which helps to spread the costs of one of the larger ones which is a nice option to have.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Butt Plug</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Silicone Fusion</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/cc7d5309aa94aa0d0b6c12a9b8c6f0e5_S.jpg" alt="McWhippy From John Thomas Toys Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>A fun bum toy that looks like a popular emoji</h2>
<p>John Thomas Toys told me they had some new designs being made and asked if I would like some to review (play with).</p>
<p>I had just finished my reviews for the last dildos they sent, so I was happy to accept some new ones. I didn't know what was arriving before they arrived as, at that time, these new designs weren't even on their website. McWhippy is selling fast, and I can see why. So, if you want one after you hear what I say about it, you'll need to be quick.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The sensations are incredible when just moving straight in and out, but add a twist, and you are talking about the difference between a roller coaster and a rocket launcher."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>I always wonder what they will send me. I usually only find out when I open the box during my unboxing videos. This makes it more exciting, almost like when Xmas comes around.</p>
<p>While yes, it is exciting to receive new items to review. It does involve more work than just laying back and playing with myself, honest (but that is definitely the best part of the process though).</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>My JTT dildos and plugs are always delivered in a robust, plain box. The label was very discreet, not showing the company name, and no mention of the JTT website.</p>
<p>Discreet packaging is an absolute must in my book. Whilst I have no problem showing my viewers what is in the box. It does not mean that I want my regular post person to know.</p>
<p>The box is also taped together securely. Even with all four sizes of McWhippy, the box stayed firmly closed.</p>
<p>Inside the box, each dildo is covered with a robust, transparent, heat-sealed film. So no excess packaging to go to landfill.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-mcwhippy/mcwhippy-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of the McWhippy from John Thomas Toys" title="Image showing all four sizes of the McWhippy from John Thomas Toys" />Full house - I was sent all four sizes of McWhippy from John Thomas Toys.</p>
<p>JTT use paper packaging to prevent the dildos from moving much in transport. This is wonderful for me as I reuse the packaging to further reduce waste.</p>
<p>I did not have long to wait for the dildos to be despatched and delivered to me. Their delivery service is excellent, so I never have to wait long before I can go box diving :-)</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/qW1w_eYcos0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-mcwhippy/whippyunboxing.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
<hr />
<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>McWhippy is not made of ice cream, but, in fact, it is 100% platinum-grade silicone. This material is latex, PVC and phthalate free, non-porous and hypoallergenic. All of which makes it an excellent material for insertable toys. Especially for butt play.</p>
<p>The shape of <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/search-results?q=mcwhippy" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">McWhippy</a> does look a lot like ice cream though. That is, the three colour options do. Unfortunately, the fourth colour option does not look like something you'd want to lick. Brown would definitely not be my colour of choice. LOL; it definitely resembles a poo emoji in brown.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-mcwhippy/mcwhippy-2.jpg" alt="Image showing McWhippy from John Thomas Toys" title="Image showing McWhippy from John Thomas Toys" />MrWhippy has such a fun looking shape, almost ice cresamlike in appearance (except for the brown version LOL).</p>
<p>It is undoubtedly a unique shape with many deep bulges, ridges and bumps. Making it a delicious-looking treat that I was looking forward to trying.</p>
<p>The broad base ensures you do not need to worry about this butt plug slipping too far inside. It also features the JTT name and branding around the rim.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-mcwhippy/mcwhippy-3.jpg" alt="Image showing McWhippy from one side" title="Image showing McWhippy from one side" />The neck holds it in place nicely in use.</p>
<p>McWhippy is not a long butt plug, but it makes up for this in girth. This short, stocky plug is designed to give a lovely stretch while also providing lots of stimulation.</p>
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<th>*</th>
<th>SMALL</th>
<th>MEDIUM</th>
<th>LARGE</th>
<th>X LARGE</th>
</tr>
</thead>
<tr>
<td width="20%">Insertable Length:</td>
<td>3.5"/8.89cm</td>
<td>5.23"/13.3cm</td>
<td>7.08"/18cm</td>
<td>8.63"/14.33cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (top):</td>
<td>2.75"/7cm</td>
<td>4.33"/11cm</td>
<td>5.9"/15cm</td>
<td>7.08"/21.9cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (middle):</td>
<td>5.7"/14.5cm</td>
<td>8.66"/22cm</td>
<td>12"/30.5cm</td>
<td>14.37"/36.5cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (bottom):</td>
<td>4.92"/12.5cm</td>
<td>7.08"/18cm</td>
<td>9.64"/24.5cm</td>
<td>11.81"/30cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Circumference (base):</td>
<td>6.88"/17.5cm</td>
<td>10.43"/26.5cm</td>
<td>14"/35.56cm</td>
<td>17.71"/45cm</td>
</tr>
<tr>
<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.142kg (*variable)</td>
<td>0.478kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.125kg (*variable)</td>
<td>2.255kg (*variable)</td>
</tr>
<tfoot>
<tr>
<td>Price:</td>
<td>£44</td>
<td>£74</td>
<td>£124</td>
<td>£144</td>
</tr>
</tfoot>
</table>
<p>You will receive a JTT faux black velvet draw-string storage bag when you order McWhippy. These bags are made with a strong fabric with white printed JTT branding on one side. They come in various sizes, and you will be sent the correct size for your purchase.</p>
<p>McWhippy does not a vac-u-lock compatible hole in its base unlike the JTT dildos.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Although McWhippy is designed as a butt plug, I decided to play vaginally with them. </p>
<p>sub 'r' grabbed the cute little one, and as she would use this anally, I decided it was fair. I would play with the medium size. However, I would not be attempting anal with McWhippy. Ok, call me a chicken but I know my limitations.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-mcwhippy/mcwhippy-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the tip of McWhippy" title="Image showing the tip of McWhippy" align="right" hspace="15" />The small one looks so tiny and cute when you have all four sizes in front of you. But then you wrap your hand around it, you realise there is more girth than you think.</p>
<p>This is not for those who can take a single finger or two. This is for those who enjoy three fingers or more (three fingers for the small size). Of course, once you have enjoyed and stretched to the small one, you can upgrade in size. Eventually, working up to the XL (or trip to A & E as Stunt Cock calls it) if you want that ultimate stretch.</p>
<p>Neither sub 'r' nor I am that ambitious, though in the stretch department, so we rarely play with the large size and have never tried the XL versions.</p>
<p>I was sent the soft firmness rating. This provides a nice amount of squish. You can opt for the medium rating if you want something a little firmer.</p>
<p>The shape makes for a relatively easy insertion, either anally or vaginally. We both found that the tip slides in easily when using plenty of water-based lube.</p>
<p>We both found that some pressure and gentle twisting helped guide the rest of the length inside. Vaginally, I needed less pressure than sub 'r' did anally of course. The smile on her face when it eventually popped inside was a picture, though.</p>
<p>The feel of those deep ridges rubbing inside my vaginal walls is fantastic. I thoroughly enjoyed the feeling of them gliding inside me. The extra bulge at one side of <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/search-results?q=mcwhippy" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">McWhippy</a> gives an extra stretch. If angled correctly, this feels wonderful against my G-spot.</p>
<p>The sensations are incredible when just moving straight in and out, but add a twist, and you are talking about the difference between a roller coaster and a rocket launcher. Just WOW, it had my toes curling in no time.</p>
<p>The base gives you something good to hold onto whilst you thrust or twist the time away.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"sub 'r' here, I wanted to add that I thoroughly enjoyed the feel anally, although it did take a little to work it all in there. Lots of water-based lube and patience had me quickly seeing stars, lol. No, I did not hit my head.<br /><br />
The feel of the ridges and the big bulge inside me felt incredible. I enjoyed the stretch the girth provided, but the extra sensations those ridges provided felt fantastic.<br /><br />
My Master was kind enough to tie me up and spread me wide for his pleasure as he plugged my ass. It was also a good job that he gagged me to stop me from making too much noise."</p><small>sub'r'</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Thank you, sub 'r', for adding your input.</p>
<p>McWhippy is simple to clean, even with those ridges. You can place it in the dishwasher, or I like to wash mine in hot soapy water. I use a very soft toothbrush to ensure the ridges are completely clean.</p>
<p>Before putting it away in its storage bag, you must ensure it is thoroughly dry. I find it best to air dry so that no fluff gets stuck to the silicone.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-mcwhippy/mcwhippy-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the XL storage bag for McWhippy from John Thomas Toys" title="Image showing the XL storage bag for McWhippy from John Thomas Toys" />MrWhippy comes with a very nice draw-string storage bag that is sized for the toy that you order, this one is for the XL.</p>
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<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Made from body-safe silicone.</li>
<li>Available in four sizes.</li>
<li>Available in four colours.</li>
<li>Available in two hardness ratings.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants a short, girthy butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants lots of deep ridges.</li>
<li>Anyone looking for a soft body-safe butt plug.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anal beginners.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a regular looking butt plug.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a smooth butt plug</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a vac-u-lock compatible butt plug.</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>McWhippy is a wonderfully fun design. An enjoyable toy to play with either anally or vaginally. It sits nicely in place when using it as a butt plug.</p>
<p>Easy to clean, it can be boiled to thoroughly sterilise it after anal play.</p>
<p>The shape makes inserting more interesting than a regular smooth butt plug, which I like. Twisting it feels divine as you insert it.</p>
<p>If you are looking for a large butt plug but want something fun and definitely more interesting than the thousands of traditional designs out there, then definitely consider grabbing (the stuffing) a McWhippy.</p>
<p>I was sent these four <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/search-results?q=mcwhippy" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">McWhippy butt plugs</a> by John Thomas Toys and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>
{CWRATING}max=10;decimal=1;label=Overall;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease of use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Grab one of these fantastic silicone plugs direct from <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/search-results?q=mcwhippy" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at just £22</a> you really can't go wrong. You can pay in installments which helps to spread the costs of one of the larger ones which is a nice option to have.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Butt Plug</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Silicone Fusion</li><ul></div>John Thomas Toys EL PRESIDENTE Platinum Silicone Dildo Review2023-05-19T14:54:42+00:002023-05-19T14:54:42+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/john-thomas-toys-el-presidente-platinum-silicone-dildo-review.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/e6f7eb86455f00eeac074fd25095dcde_S.jpg" alt="John Thomas Toys EL PRESIDENTE Platinum Silicone Dildo Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>El Presidente, not known for his length but he's certainly filling</h2>
<p>So, here we go with another new release from John Thomas Toys. This time, my pussy was put to the test by El Presidente with its rather unusual base shape. </p>
<p>I had no idea what the dildo would look when I agreed to review it until after it arrived, as it wasn't even listed on the JTT website at the time. This meant it was a little like opening boxes of presents without the pretty wrapping or bows.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"Although shorter than most of my other dildos, he makes up for it in his girth. To say he is a stretch is an understatement, but that is what makes it so special; he will give your holes a real workout."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>As six designs arrived simultaneously, I was spoilt for choice, so I decided to play a kind of lucky dip, so the first box opened was the first to be played with. As the boxes are very discreet, I had no idea what was inside until I opened each one.</p>
<p>So without further ado, let me tell you about my experience with El Presidente.</p>
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<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>JTT always send out my items very quickly and in plain brown boxes. The box is well sealed, and the delivery label is the only thing on the outside, so its contents or their website aren't mentioned.</p>
<p>The box is filled with packing paper, which I can reuse so it does not go to landfill. Each dildo/stretcher is covered with a robust plastic heat-sealed wrap. The wrap has several stickers, a JTT logo, a softness rating and a reminder to wash your toy before use.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/jtt-el-presidente/el-presidente-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of El Presidente in their shrink wrapping" title="Image showing all four sizes of El Presidente in their shrink wrapping" /><br />I was sent all four sizes of El Presidente and the small one is the only one I'd dream of tacking LOL.</p>
<p>I like this minimalistic approach as it is good for the environment.</p>
<p>With your order, you will also find a branded storage bag and a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor.</p>
<p>I have never had a problem with a delivery from JTT. Their packaging is very secure and discreet, which is good to know if you are sitting on the fence about placing an order.</p>
<hr />
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<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/lxo36_WfnAo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/jtt-el-presidente/elpresidenteunboxing.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/jtt-el-presidente/el-presidente-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the vein details" title="Image showing the vein details" align="left" hspace="15" />Like all of the JTT range of insertables, El Presidente is made with platinum-grade silicone. A body-safe, non-porous, PVC, latex, and phlathate free material. Silicone is a fantastic material for internal play for these reasons.</p>
<p>It is an excellent material for temperature play too. Just chill or warm your dildo in a bowl of water, and you can completely change how it feels.</p>
<p>JTT uses copper moulds to create El Presidente. Whilst this is a more expensive manufacturing process, it ensures that every dildo produced will be exactly the same as the orignal design, as the moulds don't deteriorate over time.</p>
<p>The silicone colour is made by using a hand-pouring technique called fusion. The finished effect looks fantastic and produces a truly unique colour finish. So no dildo has the same colour effect. I was sent the pink and white mix, but JTT offers another three colour options to choose from.</p>
<p>I was sent the soft firmness rating, which is slightly squishier than the medium firmness rating. So depending on your preference, you have two options. I like it as it makes is easier for me to squeeze the toy when playing.</p>
<p>El Presidente is a strange looking dildo/stretcher. A small stubby cock with the foreskin entirely forward. It is quite an unusual design. The stubby shaft is mainly smooth, with a few veins to increase the sensations as you thrust with it or ride it.</p>
<p>I like its description on the <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-el-presidente-platinum-silicone-dildo-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">JTT website</a> - "This South American dictator always gets his way in politics as well as in the bedroom; he's in control, and don't forget it! Viva El Presidente."</p>
<p>The dildo/stretcher may be short, but it makes up for it by being nice, thick, and chunky. The shaft bends forward, with a wide top narrowing slightly under the glans before expanding again. It is a lovely girthy toy ideal for anal or vaginal stretching.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/jtt-el-presidente/el-presidente-3.jpg" alt="Image showing square base and vac-u-lock adaptor" title="Image showing square base and vac-u-lock adaptor" /><br />It is unusual to have a dildo with a square base and I like it. I also like the vac-u-lock compatible hole and suction cup adaptor included.</p>
<p>El Presidente is the first dildo/stretcher with a square base I have seen. It was designed this way as JTT received many requests for one. The base helps hold up the dildo and looks good too. The base has both the JTT website address and their logo. Underneath is a vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base.</p>
<p>You will receive a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder with your El Presidente. These work brilliantly on a clean, smooth surface, holding it in place well and is perfect if you fancy riding it.</p>
<p>JTT also provide a free faux velvet storage bag with every purchase. There are a variety of sizes JTT will send you the size that will fit the dildo purchased. These drawstring bags are great for discreet (apart from the logo) storage and keeping your toy dust and lint-free between play sessions.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Due to the girth of El Presidente, I decided to open and wash the small one to play with. The shape of the tip makes pushing it inside slightly easier. With plenty of water-based lube, I was able to take him and enjoy it.</p>
<p>The tip is still chunky and gives a nice stretch. The shape narrows very slightly under the glans but soon widens again. This toy is designed to stretch, so check out those sizes on the JTT website. </p>
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<td width="20%">Length:</td>
<td>7"/17.78cm</td>
<td>9"/22.86cm</td>
<td>11"/27.94cm</td>
<td>13"/33.02cm</td>
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<td>6.49"/16.5cm</td>
<td>8.66"/22cm</td>
<td>10.43"/26.5cm</td>
<td>12.59"/32cm</td>
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<td>8.85"/22.5cm</td>
<td>11.02"/28cm</td>
<td>13.38"/34cm</td>
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<td>8.85"/22.5cm</td>
<td>11.02"/28cm</td>
<td>13.38"/34cm</td>
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<td>Diameter (base):</td>
<td>2.95"/7.5cm</td>
<td>4.13"/10.5cm</td>
<td>4.92"/12.5cm</td>
<td>6.10"/15.5cm</td>
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<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.380kg (*variable)</td>
<td>0.962kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.895kg (*variable)</td>
<td>3.305kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>£164</td>
<td>£214</td>
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<p>A few veins are on the shaft, but most of the shaft is smooth. While I enjoy the feel of the few veins, I like the stretch and shape more. El Presidente is a very filling dildo that feels amazing once you get it inside. </p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/jtt-el-presidente/el-presidente-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the stickers on the packaging" title="Image showing the stickers on the packaging" align="right" hspace="15" />The angle on the head means that as I slide the head in, it rubs nicely against my G-spot. Then the girth stretches and fills me very well. The feel of it pushing against my walls is sublime. As a self-confessed size queen, I knew I would enjoy El Presidente from the moment I started lubing him up.</p>
<p>Although I usually would go for the medium size, I was glad I chose the small. Would the medium have felt as comfortable? I doubt I could have taken the medium, so selecting the small was a good call.</p>
<p>The softness gave me enough squish to feel more comfortable when I squeezed down as I was coming. Saying that it is not super soft, so it maintains its shape and size well.</p>
<p>The square base makes a great handhold. So that I could enjoy the entire length and still hold onto the base. The base would also work well if you are using El Presidente anally. It would act as a stop to prevent it from going too deep.</p>
<p>El Presidente also works really well on a fucking machine, strap-on or the suction cup provided. This is because the shape and size mean it is not floppy.</p>
<p>I needed a fair amount of lube and worked slowly until I had adjusted better to the size. It did not take too long before I was coming and squeezing <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-el-presidente-platinum-silicone-dildo-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">El Presidente</a> out with the force of my contractions, which felt incredible.</p>
<p>Because it is a mainly smooth dildo/stretcher, cleaning is straightforward. I needed to use cotton to clean the little hole at the tip, though. I hand-wash my toys, but because this is silicone, you can put it in the dishwasher.</p>
<p>If you enjoy temperature play, then silicone material can be great fun. Just warm it up or cool it down in a bowl of water at a safe temperature before savouring just how different it feels, providing additional stimulus.</p>
<p>Once completely dry, place it into the JTT storage bag with the vac-u-lock suction cup holder ready for next time. I like the drawstring storage bags that you get with every JTT dildo or stretcher; they have a range of sizes available and will send one suited for the dildo you have bought.</p>
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<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/jtt-el-presidente/el-presidente-5.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes next to a 2l drink bottle for scale" title="Image showing all four sizes next to a 2l drink bottle for scale" /><br />El Presidente is a wide boy, albeit and stumpy one and yes, that is a 2 litre soft drinks bottle for scale.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/jtt-el-presidente/el-presidente-6.jpg" alt="Image showing my silly sense of humour with some googly eyes stuck to El Presidente" title="Image showing my silly sense of humour with some googly eyes stuck to El Presidente" align="right" hspace="15" />Key features:
<ul>
<li>Platinum grade silicone.</li>
<li>Short and stubby.</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock compatible</li>
<li>Square base.</li>
<li>Slightly angled head.</li>
<li>Four size choices.</li>
<li>Four colour choices.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants a stretcher.</li>
<li>Anyone who enjoys wide-girth dildos.</li>
<li>Anyone who likes smooth dildos.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants lots of ridges and bumps.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a long dildo.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a thin dildos.</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>I certainly enjoyed play time with El Presidente. He was a pleasure to spend time with ;-)</p>
<p>Although shorter than most of my other dildos, he makes up for it in his girth. To say he is a stretch is an understatement, but that is what makes it so special; he will give your holes a real workout.</p>
<p>I can never emphasize enough how important it is to check the full measurements on the JTT website before you buy.</p>
<p>When I saw his stumpy stature, I laughed as it stirred up memories of the Stormy Daniels case and her vivid description of a certain appendage.</p>
<p>So, JTT can we get an extra, exra small version in the colour of "spray tan", please. Oh, and sorry for the googly eyes in the pic above, I just couldn't resist myself.</p>
<p>I was sent these silicone stretchers by <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-el-presidente-platinum-silicone-dildo-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys</a></a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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{CWRATING}max=10;decimal=1;label=Overall;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease of use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Grab one of these fantastic silicone stretcher dildos trainers direct from <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-el-presidente-platinum-silicone-dildo-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at just £94</a>. You can even pay in installments which helps to spread the costs as well as your ring piece. At the time of publication onf this review John Thomas Toys are having a 60% off sale so grab a bargain while you can.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Silicone Fusion</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>Stretcher</li><li>SizeQueen</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/e6f7eb86455f00eeac074fd25095dcde_S.jpg" alt="John Thomas Toys EL PRESIDENTE Platinum Silicone Dildo Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>El Presidente, not known for his length but he's certainly filling</h2>
<p>So, here we go with another new release from John Thomas Toys. This time, my pussy was put to the test by El Presidente with its rather unusual base shape. </p>
<p>I had no idea what the dildo would look when I agreed to review it until after it arrived, as it wasn't even listed on the JTT website at the time. This meant it was a little like opening boxes of presents without the pretty wrapping or bows.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"Although shorter than most of my other dildos, he makes up for it in his girth. To say he is a stretch is an understatement, but that is what makes it so special; he will give your holes a real workout."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>As six designs arrived simultaneously, I was spoilt for choice, so I decided to play a kind of lucky dip, so the first box opened was the first to be played with. As the boxes are very discreet, I had no idea what was inside until I opened each one.</p>
<p>So without further ado, let me tell you about my experience with El Presidente.</p>
</div><div class="K2FeedFullText">
<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>JTT always send out my items very quickly and in plain brown boxes. The box is well sealed, and the delivery label is the only thing on the outside, so its contents or their website aren't mentioned.</p>
<p>The box is filled with packing paper, which I can reuse so it does not go to landfill. Each dildo/stretcher is covered with a robust plastic heat-sealed wrap. The wrap has several stickers, a JTT logo, a softness rating and a reminder to wash your toy before use.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/jtt-el-presidente/el-presidente-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of El Presidente in their shrink wrapping" title="Image showing all four sizes of El Presidente in their shrink wrapping" /><br />I was sent all four sizes of El Presidente and the small one is the only one I'd dream of tacking LOL.</p>
<p>I like this minimalistic approach as it is good for the environment.</p>
<p>With your order, you will also find a branded storage bag and a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor.</p>
<p>I have never had a problem with a delivery from JTT. Their packaging is very secure and discreet, which is good to know if you are sitting on the fence about placing an order.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/lxo36_WfnAo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/jtt-el-presidente/elpresidenteunboxing.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/jtt-el-presidente/el-presidente-2.jpg" alt="Image showing the vein details" title="Image showing the vein details" align="left" hspace="15" />Like all of the JTT range of insertables, El Presidente is made with platinum-grade silicone. A body-safe, non-porous, PVC, latex, and phlathate free material. Silicone is a fantastic material for internal play for these reasons.</p>
<p>It is an excellent material for temperature play too. Just chill or warm your dildo in a bowl of water, and you can completely change how it feels.</p>
<p>JTT uses copper moulds to create El Presidente. Whilst this is a more expensive manufacturing process, it ensures that every dildo produced will be exactly the same as the orignal design, as the moulds don't deteriorate over time.</p>
<p>The silicone colour is made by using a hand-pouring technique called fusion. The finished effect looks fantastic and produces a truly unique colour finish. So no dildo has the same colour effect. I was sent the pink and white mix, but JTT offers another three colour options to choose from.</p>
<p>I was sent the soft firmness rating, which is slightly squishier than the medium firmness rating. So depending on your preference, you have two options. I like it as it makes is easier for me to squeeze the toy when playing.</p>
<p>El Presidente is a strange looking dildo/stretcher. A small stubby cock with the foreskin entirely forward. It is quite an unusual design. The stubby shaft is mainly smooth, with a few veins to increase the sensations as you thrust with it or ride it.</p>
<p>I like its description on the <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-el-presidente-platinum-silicone-dildo-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">JTT website</a> - "This South American dictator always gets his way in politics as well as in the bedroom; he's in control, and don't forget it! Viva El Presidente."</p>
<p>The dildo/stretcher may be short, but it makes up for it by being nice, thick, and chunky. The shaft bends forward, with a wide top narrowing slightly under the glans before expanding again. It is a lovely girthy toy ideal for anal or vaginal stretching.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/jtt-el-presidente/el-presidente-3.jpg" alt="Image showing square base and vac-u-lock adaptor" title="Image showing square base and vac-u-lock adaptor" /><br />It is unusual to have a dildo with a square base and I like it. I also like the vac-u-lock compatible hole and suction cup adaptor included.</p>
<p>El Presidente is the first dildo/stretcher with a square base I have seen. It was designed this way as JTT received many requests for one. The base helps hold up the dildo and looks good too. The base has both the JTT website address and their logo. Underneath is a vac-u-lock compatible hole in the base.</p>
<p>You will receive a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder with your El Presidente. These work brilliantly on a clean, smooth surface, holding it in place well and is perfect if you fancy riding it.</p>
<p>JTT also provide a free faux velvet storage bag with every purchase. There are a variety of sizes JTT will send you the size that will fit the dildo purchased. These drawstring bags are great for discreet (apart from the logo) storage and keeping your toy dust and lint-free between play sessions.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>Due to the girth of El Presidente, I decided to open and wash the small one to play with. The shape of the tip makes pushing it inside slightly easier. With plenty of water-based lube, I was able to take him and enjoy it.</p>
<p>The tip is still chunky and gives a nice stretch. The shape narrows very slightly under the glans but soon widens again. This toy is designed to stretch, so check out those sizes on the JTT website. </p>
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<td width="20%">Length:</td>
<td>7"/17.78cm</td>
<td>9"/22.86cm</td>
<td>11"/27.94cm</td>
<td>13"/33.02cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (top of shaft):</td>
<td>6.49"/16.5cm</td>
<td>8.66"/22cm</td>
<td>10.43"/26.5cm</td>
<td>12.59"/32cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (middle of shaft):</td>
<td>6.69"/17cm</td>
<td>8.85"/22.5cm</td>
<td>11.02"/28cm</td>
<td>13.38"/34cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (bottom of shaft):</td>
<td>6.69"/17cm</td>
<td>8.85"/22.5cm</td>
<td>11.02"/28cm</td>
<td>13.38"/34cm</td>
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<td>Diameter (base):</td>
<td>2.95"/7.5cm</td>
<td>4.13"/10.5cm</td>
<td>4.92"/12.5cm</td>
<td>6.10"/15.5cm</td>
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<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.380kg (*variable)</td>
<td>0.962kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.895kg (*variable)</td>
<td>3.305kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>Price:</td>
<td>£94</td>
<td>£164</td>
<td>£214</td>
<td>£264</td>
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<p>A few veins are on the shaft, but most of the shaft is smooth. While I enjoy the feel of the few veins, I like the stretch and shape more. El Presidente is a very filling dildo that feels amazing once you get it inside. </p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/jtt-el-presidente/el-presidente-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the stickers on the packaging" title="Image showing the stickers on the packaging" align="right" hspace="15" />The angle on the head means that as I slide the head in, it rubs nicely against my G-spot. Then the girth stretches and fills me very well. The feel of it pushing against my walls is sublime. As a self-confessed size queen, I knew I would enjoy El Presidente from the moment I started lubing him up.</p>
<p>Although I usually would go for the medium size, I was glad I chose the small. Would the medium have felt as comfortable? I doubt I could have taken the medium, so selecting the small was a good call.</p>
<p>The softness gave me enough squish to feel more comfortable when I squeezed down as I was coming. Saying that it is not super soft, so it maintains its shape and size well.</p>
<p>The square base makes a great handhold. So that I could enjoy the entire length and still hold onto the base. The base would also work well if you are using El Presidente anally. It would act as a stop to prevent it from going too deep.</p>
<p>El Presidente also works really well on a fucking machine, strap-on or the suction cup provided. This is because the shape and size mean it is not floppy.</p>
<p>I needed a fair amount of lube and worked slowly until I had adjusted better to the size. It did not take too long before I was coming and squeezing <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-el-presidente-platinum-silicone-dildo-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">El Presidente</a> out with the force of my contractions, which felt incredible.</p>
<p>Because it is a mainly smooth dildo/stretcher, cleaning is straightforward. I needed to use cotton to clean the little hole at the tip, though. I hand-wash my toys, but because this is silicone, you can put it in the dishwasher.</p>
<p>If you enjoy temperature play, then silicone material can be great fun. Just warm it up or cool it down in a bowl of water at a safe temperature before savouring just how different it feels, providing additional stimulus.</p>
<p>Once completely dry, place it into the JTT storage bag with the vac-u-lock suction cup holder ready for next time. I like the drawstring storage bags that you get with every JTT dildo or stretcher; they have a range of sizes available and will send one suited for the dildo you have bought.</p>
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<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/jtt-el-presidente/el-presidente-5.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes next to a 2l drink bottle for scale" title="Image showing all four sizes next to a 2l drink bottle for scale" /><br />El Presidente is a wide boy, albeit and stumpy one and yes, that is a 2 litre soft drinks bottle for scale.</p>
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/dildos/jtt-el-presidente/el-presidente-6.jpg" alt="Image showing my silly sense of humour with some googly eyes stuck to El Presidente" title="Image showing my silly sense of humour with some googly eyes stuck to El Presidente" align="right" hspace="15" />Key features:
<ul>
<li>Platinum grade silicone.</li>
<li>Short and stubby.</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock compatible</li>
<li>Square base.</li>
<li>Slightly angled head.</li>
<li>Four size choices.</li>
<li>Four colour choices.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants a stretcher.</li>
<li>Anyone who enjoys wide-girth dildos.</li>
<li>Anyone who likes smooth dildos.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants lots of ridges and bumps.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a long dildo.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a thin dildos.</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>I certainly enjoyed play time with El Presidente. He was a pleasure to spend time with ;-)</p>
<p>Although shorter than most of my other dildos, he makes up for it in his girth. To say he is a stretch is an understatement, but that is what makes it so special; he will give your holes a real workout.</p>
<p>I can never emphasize enough how important it is to check the full measurements on the JTT website before you buy.</p>
<p>When I saw his stumpy stature, I laughed as it stirred up memories of the Stormy Daniels case and her vivid description of a certain appendage.</p>
<p>So, JTT can we get an extra, exra small version in the colour of "spray tan", please. Oh, and sorry for the googly eyes in the pic above, I just couldn't resist myself.</p>
<p>I was sent these silicone stretchers by <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-el-presidente-platinum-silicone-dildo-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys</a></a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Grab one of these fantastic silicone stretcher dildos trainers direct from <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-el-presidente-platinum-silicone-dildo-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at just £94</a>. You can even pay in installments which helps to spread the costs as well as your ring piece. At the time of publication onf this review John Thomas Toys are having a 60% off sale so grab a bargain while you can.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Silicone Fusion</li><li>VacuLock</li><li>Stretcher</li><li>SizeQueen</li><ul></div>Harrow Bulb Depth Trainer From John Thomas Toys Review2023-05-02T10:24:52+00:002023-05-02T10:24:52+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/harrow-bulb-depth-trainer-review.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/feb7e9c589993a5a644987614f09b605_S.jpg" alt="Harrow Bulb Depth Trainer From John Thomas Toys Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Taking anal play to new depths of pleasure</h2>
<p>When JTT contacted me to ask if I would like to review a few more of their toys, of course, I said yes.</p>
<p>I was lucky to receive not only all four sizes of a single design but several designs simultaneously. With quite a few boxes of toys to review, I knew I would be in for a busy but enjoyable few weeks.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The small tip makes for an easy insertion, and the soft firmness rating makes it fit my body well. I had to feed it slowly inside as it is very flexible. The flexibility ensures that it feels comfortable as it moves within your body. The fun part is the deeper you take it, the wider it gets."</p><small>Joanne</small>
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<p>Because of the quantity being sent to me, I knew I would need sub 'r' to help and review at least one of them.</p>
<p>I knew I would not have long to wait for the boxes to arrive. I was unaware of what these would look like until I opened the boxes.</p>
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<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-harrow-bulb/harrow-bulb-1.jpg" alt="I was sent all four sizes of Harrow Bulb" title="I was sent all four sizes of Harrow Bulb" hspace="15" align="right" />Once I am told that the box has been dispatched, I do not have long to wait before toys from John Thomas Toys (JTT) arrive at my door.</p>
<p>JTT sent out the full set of Harrow Bulbs in a plain robust box. The box was well sealed, so there was no chance of anyone getting a little peek at the contents.</p>
<p>The box only has the delivery label, so I don't need to worry about the delivery driver knowing the naughty contents.</p>
<p>The box is packed with brown packaging paper, ensuring the set of four Harrow Bulbs do not move in transit. Each toy is covered in a robust, clear heat sealed plastic. On the plastic are several stickers, one to remind you to wash before use, one with the JTT logo and another to let you know the firmness rating.</p>
<p>I love the fact that I never have to worry about how discreet deliveries are from JTT, I can just relax and wait for the products to arrive.</p>
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<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>Harrow Bulb is made with a lovely blend of platinum silicone. A hypo-allergenic, non-porous, body-safe material which is also latex and PVC free.</p>
<p>JTT use copper moulds for Harrow Bulb. This is a more expensive system than the standard moulds other companies use. The beauty of copper moulds is that they ensure that every toy that comes out of that mould will have precisely the same features.</p>
<p>Using their hand-pouring technique called fusion provides a unique colour mix. This means that every Harrow Bulb has a unique colour, so although the shape is the same, the colour is not. I do love the way this technique makes the colours mix. The finished effect looks genuinely fantastic.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-harrow-bulb-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Harrow Bulb</a> looks like a smooth tentacle. Long, thin and floppy with a bulbous base. Just one look, and you know that this is an anal depth play toy.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-harrow-bulb/harrow-bulb-2.jpg" alt="The surface is really smooth on the Harrow Bulb" title="The surface is really smooth on the Harrow Bulb" /><br />The smooth surface on the Harrow Bulb aids deep insertion.</p>
<p>Featuring a thin tip, which aids easy insertion. The length slowly grows as you move down until reaching the large base. The large base ensures you will not have to worry about the toy going too far inside.</p>
<p>Of course as this is a John Thomas Toys depth trainer you can really go deep or wide and it is important to check out the sizes on the JTT website before you place your order. These are big toys and you need to be sure you can enjoy your purchase. Don't let your eyes be larger than your butt hole.</p>
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<th>LARGE</th>
<th>X LARGE</th>
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<td width="20%">Length:</td>
<td>13"/33.02cm</td>
<td>16"/40.64cm</td>
<td>20"/50.8cm</td>
<td>25"/63.5cm</td>
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<td>Insertable Length:</td>
<td>11.23"/28.52cm</td>
<td>13.25"/33.65cm</td>
<td>16.64"/41.8cm</td>
<td>20.87"/53cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (top of tentacle):</td>
<td>1.49"/3.8cm</td>
<td>1.96"/5cm</td>
<td>2.55"/6.5cm</td>
<td>8.14"/8cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (middle of tentacle):</td>
<td>3.85"/9.8cm</td>
<td>5.7"/13.5cm</td>
<td>7.08"/18cm</td>
<td>7.67"/19.5cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (bottom of tentacle):</td>
<td>6.1"/15.5cm</td>
<td>7.67"/19.5cm</td>
<td>9.84"/25cm</td>
<td>12"/30.5cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (bulb):</td>
<td>10.82"/27.5cm</td>
<td>14.5/30.7cm</td>
<td>17.9"/45.5cm</td>
<td>21.45"/54.5cm</td>
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<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.480kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.140kg (*variable)</td>
<td>2.290kg (*variable)</td>
<td>4.030kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>Price:</td>
<td>£149</td>
<td>£229</td>
<td>£299</td>
<td>£369</td>
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<p>The base has the JTT logo and name, which adds a great finishing touch. At the bottom of the toy is a vac-u-lock compatible hole.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-harrow-bulb/harrow-bulb-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the base of the Harrow Bulb" title="Image showing the base of the Harrow Bulb" /><br />The base of the Harrow Bulb is reassuringle wide and carries the JTT logo.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-harrow-bulb/harrow-bulb-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the JTT vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor" title="Image showing the JTT vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor" hspace="15" align="right" />JTT also sent a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder and a faux velvet storage bag.</p>
<p>The suction cup holder works really well on smooth flat surfaces like tiles.</p>
<p>The faux velvet storage bag is made from a thick material and stitched together well. Making it strong enough to hold even the extra large size securely. One side of the black bag has the JTT logo and website printed in white.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>I was sent all four sizes in the soft firmness rating, so I just needed to decide which size to try first. I decided to go for the small one first, because that's all I can take LOL.</p>
<p>As a <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-harrow-bulb-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">depth play toy</a>, the smooth tentacle-type design slides in easily. The tapering provides a lovely smooth expansion of the width, meaning I could enjoy the depth and the stretch.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-harrow-bulb/harrow-bulb-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the Harrow Bulb and its flexible tapered shaft" title="Image showing the Harrow Bulb and its flexible tapered shaft" hspace="15" align="left" />The small tip makes for an easy insertion, and the soft firmness rating makes it fit my body well. I had to feed it slowly inside as it is very flexible. The flexibility ensures that it feels comfortable as it moves within your body. The fun part is the deeper you take it, the wider it gets. This fact makes it a great anal trainer for beginners. Although if you are not a beginner, choose one of the larger sizes to enjoy.</p>
<p>It's hard to describe how good deep anal play can feel. Use lots of lube and enjoy the unfamiliar feeling of being stretched and filled. I love the sensation.</p>
<p>As a vac-u-lock compatible toy, I tried using it with a fucking machine. But with the flexibility, I found it challenging to use. Using the suction cup holder worked well though. This helped by holding Harrow Bulb still while I was left to concentrate on feeding the end inside myself. With water-based lube on hand, I enjoyed the feel of guiding the toy inside a little deeper at a time.</p>
<p>Cleaning after play is extremely easy as the smooth design leaves nowhere to gather body fluids. I prefer to use hot soapy water with anti-bacterial soap. You can also place Harrow Bulb in the dishwasher.</p>
<p>After thoroughly cleaning it, I prefer to leave mine to fully air dry before placing it back into the JTT storage bag. The JTT storage bags work brilliantly. The strong faux velvet material looks great and holds its contents safely. The bag is an excellent way to keep dust and dirt away from Harrow Bulb while stored away between play sessions.</p>
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<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Made of platinum-grade silicone.</li>
<li>Four Sizes available.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock compatible.</li>
<li>Four colour options.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants to try deep anal play.</li>
<li>Anyone who likes to feel flexible smooth silicone.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a gradual stretch</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who does not want an anal toy.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants lots of textures and stimulation.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants realistic toys.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants to use it on a fucking machine.</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This is a fun anal play toy for both beginners and those who want a gradual stretch. The base stops it from going too deep.</p>
<p>The feeling you get when inserting a depth trainer like this is hard to describe. It just feels incredible as you feel is moving along inside you the deeper you insert it.</p>
<p>Make sure to use plenty of lube and take your time. You may surprise yourself with how much you can take, and orgasms are very intense when filled up like this.</p>
<p>Ensure you check the measurements on the JTT website before purchasing to avoid disappointment.</p>
<p>I was sent these four anal depth play toys by <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-harrow-bulb-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Grab one of these fantastic silicone anal depth trainers direct from <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-harrow-bulb-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at just £149</a>. You can even pay in installments which helps to spread the costs as well as your ring piece.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Anal</li><li>SizeQueen</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Silicone Fusion</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/feb7e9c589993a5a644987614f09b605_S.jpg" alt="Harrow Bulb Depth Trainer From John Thomas Toys Review" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>Taking anal play to new depths of pleasure</h2>
<p>When JTT contacted me to ask if I would like to review a few more of their toys, of course, I said yes.</p>
<p>I was lucky to receive not only all four sizes of a single design but several designs simultaneously. With quite a few boxes of toys to review, I knew I would be in for a busy but enjoyable few weeks.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"The small tip makes for an easy insertion, and the soft firmness rating makes it fit my body well. I had to feed it slowly inside as it is very flexible. The flexibility ensures that it feels comfortable as it moves within your body. The fun part is the deeper you take it, the wider it gets."</p><small>Joanne</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>Because of the quantity being sent to me, I knew I would need sub 'r' to help and review at least one of them.</p>
<p>I knew I would not have long to wait for the boxes to arrive. I was unaware of what these would look like until I opened the boxes.</p>
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<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-harrow-bulb/harrow-bulb-1.jpg" alt="I was sent all four sizes of Harrow Bulb" title="I was sent all four sizes of Harrow Bulb" hspace="15" align="right" />Once I am told that the box has been dispatched, I do not have long to wait before toys from John Thomas Toys (JTT) arrive at my door.</p>
<p>JTT sent out the full set of Harrow Bulbs in a plain robust box. The box was well sealed, so there was no chance of anyone getting a little peek at the contents.</p>
<p>The box only has the delivery label, so I don't need to worry about the delivery driver knowing the naughty contents.</p>
<p>The box is packed with brown packaging paper, ensuring the set of four Harrow Bulbs do not move in transit. Each toy is covered in a robust, clear heat sealed plastic. On the plastic are several stickers, one to remind you to wash before use, one with the JTT logo and another to let you know the firmness rating.</p>
<p>I love the fact that I never have to worry about how discreet deliveries are from JTT, I can just relax and wait for the products to arrive.</p>
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<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/D-6tixJa4bA" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-harrow-bulb/harrowunboxthumb.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>Harrow Bulb is made with a lovely blend of platinum silicone. A hypo-allergenic, non-porous, body-safe material which is also latex and PVC free.</p>
<p>JTT use copper moulds for Harrow Bulb. This is a more expensive system than the standard moulds other companies use. The beauty of copper moulds is that they ensure that every toy that comes out of that mould will have precisely the same features.</p>
<p>Using their hand-pouring technique called fusion provides a unique colour mix. This means that every Harrow Bulb has a unique colour, so although the shape is the same, the colour is not. I do love the way this technique makes the colours mix. The finished effect looks genuinely fantastic.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-harrow-bulb-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Harrow Bulb</a> looks like a smooth tentacle. Long, thin and floppy with a bulbous base. Just one look, and you know that this is an anal depth play toy.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-harrow-bulb/harrow-bulb-2.jpg" alt="The surface is really smooth on the Harrow Bulb" title="The surface is really smooth on the Harrow Bulb" /><br />The smooth surface on the Harrow Bulb aids deep insertion.</p>
<p>Featuring a thin tip, which aids easy insertion. The length slowly grows as you move down until reaching the large base. The large base ensures you will not have to worry about the toy going too far inside.</p>
<p>Of course as this is a John Thomas Toys depth trainer you can really go deep or wide and it is important to check out the sizes on the JTT website before you place your order. These are big toys and you need to be sure you can enjoy your purchase. Don't let your eyes be larger than your butt hole.</p>
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<th>X LARGE</th>
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<td width="20%">Length:</td>
<td>13"/33.02cm</td>
<td>16"/40.64cm</td>
<td>20"/50.8cm</td>
<td>25"/63.5cm</td>
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<td>Insertable Length:</td>
<td>11.23"/28.52cm</td>
<td>13.25"/33.65cm</td>
<td>16.64"/41.8cm</td>
<td>20.87"/53cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (top of tentacle):</td>
<td>1.49"/3.8cm</td>
<td>1.96"/5cm</td>
<td>2.55"/6.5cm</td>
<td>8.14"/8cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (middle of tentacle):</td>
<td>3.85"/9.8cm</td>
<td>5.7"/13.5cm</td>
<td>7.08"/18cm</td>
<td>7.67"/19.5cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (bottom of tentacle):</td>
<td>6.1"/15.5cm</td>
<td>7.67"/19.5cm</td>
<td>9.84"/25cm</td>
<td>12"/30.5cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (bulb):</td>
<td>10.82"/27.5cm</td>
<td>14.5/30.7cm</td>
<td>17.9"/45.5cm</td>
<td>21.45"/54.5cm</td>
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<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.480kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.140kg (*variable)</td>
<td>2.290kg (*variable)</td>
<td>4.030kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>Price:</td>
<td>£149</td>
<td>£229</td>
<td>£299</td>
<td>£369</td>
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<p>The base has the JTT logo and name, which adds a great finishing touch. At the bottom of the toy is a vac-u-lock compatible hole.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-harrow-bulb/harrow-bulb-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the base of the Harrow Bulb" title="Image showing the base of the Harrow Bulb" /><br />The base of the Harrow Bulb is reassuringle wide and carries the JTT logo.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-harrow-bulb/harrow-bulb-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the JTT vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor" title="Image showing the JTT vac-u-lock compatible suction cup adaptor" hspace="15" align="right" />JTT also sent a free vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder and a faux velvet storage bag.</p>
<p>The suction cup holder works really well on smooth flat surfaces like tiles.</p>
<p>The faux velvet storage bag is made from a thick material and stitched together well. Making it strong enough to hold even the extra large size securely. One side of the black bag has the JTT logo and website printed in white.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>I was sent all four sizes in the soft firmness rating, so I just needed to decide which size to try first. I decided to go for the small one first, because that's all I can take LOL.</p>
<p>As a <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-harrow-bulb-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">depth play toy</a>, the smooth tentacle-type design slides in easily. The tapering provides a lovely smooth expansion of the width, meaning I could enjoy the depth and the stretch.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-harrow-bulb/harrow-bulb-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the Harrow Bulb and its flexible tapered shaft" title="Image showing the Harrow Bulb and its flexible tapered shaft" hspace="15" align="left" />The small tip makes for an easy insertion, and the soft firmness rating makes it fit my body well. I had to feed it slowly inside as it is very flexible. The flexibility ensures that it feels comfortable as it moves within your body. The fun part is the deeper you take it, the wider it gets. This fact makes it a great anal trainer for beginners. Although if you are not a beginner, choose one of the larger sizes to enjoy.</p>
<p>It's hard to describe how good deep anal play can feel. Use lots of lube and enjoy the unfamiliar feeling of being stretched and filled. I love the sensation.</p>
<p>As a vac-u-lock compatible toy, I tried using it with a fucking machine. But with the flexibility, I found it challenging to use. Using the suction cup holder worked well though. This helped by holding Harrow Bulb still while I was left to concentrate on feeding the end inside myself. With water-based lube on hand, I enjoyed the feel of guiding the toy inside a little deeper at a time.</p>
<p>Cleaning after play is extremely easy as the smooth design leaves nowhere to gather body fluids. I prefer to use hot soapy water with anti-bacterial soap. You can also place Harrow Bulb in the dishwasher.</p>
<p>After thoroughly cleaning it, I prefer to leave mine to fully air dry before placing it back into the JTT storage bag. The JTT storage bags work brilliantly. The strong faux velvet material looks great and holds its contents safely. The bag is an excellent way to keep dust and dirt away from Harrow Bulb while stored away between play sessions.</p>
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<h3>Check Out Our Review Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/WQf86qLtbAs" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-harrow-bulb/harrowreviewthumb.jpg" alt="Check out my review video on Youtube" title="Check out my review video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Made of platinum-grade silicone.</li>
<li>Four Sizes available.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings.</li>
<li>Vac-u-lock compatible.</li>
<li>Four colour options.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants to try deep anal play.</li>
<li>Anyone who likes to feel flexible smooth silicone.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a gradual stretch</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who does not want an anal toy.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants lots of textures and stimulation.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants realistic toys.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants to use it on a fucking machine.</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>This is a fun anal play toy for both beginners and those who want a gradual stretch. The base stops it from going too deep.</p>
<p>The feeling you get when inserting a depth trainer like this is hard to describe. It just feels incredible as you feel is moving along inside you the deeper you insert it.</p>
<p>Make sure to use plenty of lube and take your time. You may surprise yourself with how much you can take, and orgasms are very intense when filled up like this.</p>
<p>Ensure you check the measurements on the JTT website before purchasing to avoid disappointment.</p>
<p>I was sent these four anal depth play toys by <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-harrow-bulb-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
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<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Grab one of these fantastic silicone anal depth trainers direct from <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-harrow-bulb-platinum-silicone-depth-trainer" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at just £149</a>. You can even pay in installments which helps to spread the costs as well as your ring piece.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Anal</li><li>SizeQueen</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Silicone Fusion</li><ul></div>Bum Pleaser From John Thomas Toys2023-04-25T10:31:38+00:002023-04-25T10:31:38+00:00https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/bum-pleaser-from-john-thomas-toys.htmlJoanne Summersjoan@sexmachinereview.co.uk<div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/f886601d84b861950b399355947b6811_S.jpg" alt="Bum Pleaser From John Thomas Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>A butt pleaser like no other</h2>
<p>I love being sent items to review. Yes, that is a lot of fun (I have the best job in the world), but work is involved too.</p>
<p>While I await some other items to review, John Thomas Toys has sent me a few more of their newest creations to play with.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"Once fully inserted, the base stops it from going in too far. It also provides a good handhold for moving the Bum Pleaser. The full stretch feels genuinely incredible, although I would not be able to take the larger sizes. That is what is excellent with JTT as they offer four sizes, so those who want the larger size can find one."</p><small>sub'r'</small>
</blockquote>
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<p>This one is the Bum Pleaser. So if you are interested in a stretcher or plug (on the larger size), please keep reading, and I will let you know my thoughts on it.</p>
<p>JTT will satisfy you with their larger than life options, although some may cringe a little at the extra large size (I know I do).</p>
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<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>A delivery from John Thomas Toys is always seamless. I never have long to wait before the delivery driver arrives with a large box at my door.</p>
<p>I usually know who it is from before opening due to its size and weight; this much silicone is reassuringly heavy but well packaged.</p>
<p>The boxes are plain, so the delivery driver, or anyone else seeing the box, has no idea of its naughty contents. That is, as long as the delivery driver is not someone who reads my reviews, of course.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bum-pleaser-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of Bum Pleaser" title="Image showing all four sizes of Bum Pleaser" /><br />I was sent all four sizes of the Bum Please stretcher.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bum-pleaser-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the labels on the Bum Pleaser" alt="Image showing the labels on the Bum Pleaser" align="right" hspace="10" />On opening the well-sealed box, the contents are packaged with brown packing paper. This helps to keep them from moving around while in transit. I like to re-use this paper to lessen waste.</p>
<p>Each Bum Pleaser is sealed in a robust, transparent plastic which has been heat-sealed. A great way to keep the inside toy clean while reducing waste and weight as much as possible.</p>
<p>The plastic packaging has several stickers, one with the JTT logo, one to state the firmness rating and another to remind you to wash the contents before you use them.</p>
<p>It is essential to clean sex toys before first use simply because they may have release agents on them from the moulds used to create them. A quick rinse gives you peace of mind that you have taken care of that.</p>
<p>You will also receive a storage bag with each item purchased. These are shipped inside a small plastic, reusable carrier bag to keep them clean.</p>
<p>I also received a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder with each stretcher. Although I wonder if this was in error as this stretcher is not vac-u-lock compatible. So you may or may not receive one if you buy a Bum Pleaser.</p>
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<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/YFd0qC6V3No" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bpunboxing.jpg" alt="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" title="Check out my unboxing video on Youtube" /></a></p>
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<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>JTT use a medical grade Silicone to produce Bum Pleaser, an ideal material for insertable products. I say this because silicone is non-porous, hyper-allergenic, latex, PVC and Phthalate free. Silicone is also reasonably robust and can be used for temperature play fun. It is my go-to material for insertables.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bum-pleaser-2.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of Bum Pleaser" title="Image showing all four sizes of Bum Pleaser" /><br />I was sent all four sizes of the Bum Please stretcher.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bum-pleaser-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the fusion colour blend on the Bum Pleaser" alt="Image showing the fusion colour blend on the Bum Pleaser" align="left" hspace="10" />This silicone mix gives the Bum Pleaser a smooth, silky finish, and that helps it to glide in use.</p>
<p>They are cast in a copper mould that ensures every feature will be exactly the same as on the original design.</p>
<p>Although the colours will vary a lot and that is a good thing. I received a set which are a unique colour finish. This is because they have used a hand-pouring technique called fusion. This technique means that although the exact same colours are used for each stretcher, the way they mix is unique as they pour the silicone into the copper mould.</p>
<p>The finished effect looks fantastic. JTT offers several colour options; four are available for the <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-bum-pleaser-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bum Pleaser</a>.</p>
<p>JTT also have four sizes to offer. However, even the small of these are not sized for beginners. It is essential to check any JTT toy's measurements before buying one.</p>
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<th>X LARGE</th>
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<td width="20%">Length:</td>
<td>7"/17.78cm</td>
<td>9"/22.86cm</td>
<td>11"/27.94cm</td>
<td>13"/33.02cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (top):</td>
<td>6.69"/17cm</td>
<td>8.26"/21cm</td>
<td>9.44"/24cm</td>
<td>10.82"/27.5cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (middle):</td>
<td>8.46"/21.5cm</td>
<td>11.02"/28cm</td>
<td>13"/33.02cm</td>
<td>15.35"/39cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (bottom):</td>
<td>5.5"/14cm</td>
<td>6.88"/17.5cm</td>
<td>8"/20.32cm</td>
<td>10.03"/25.5cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (base):</td>
<td>9.62"/24.5cm</td>
<td>11.61"/29.5cm</td>
<td>14.17"/36cm</td>
<td>17.3"/44cm</td>
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<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.476kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.020kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.885kg (*variable)</td>
<td>3.085kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>Price:</td>
<td>£94</td>
<td>£164</td>
<td>£214</td>
<td>£264</td>
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<p>JTT provide a free faux velvet storage bag with every dildo or stretcher purchased. These are made from strong material and stitched together well. The black faux velvet looks great, especially with the white printed JTT logo and name on one side.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>This is the part where sub 'r' takes over.</p>
<p>Bum Pleaser can be used either anally or vaginally. As it was mainly developed to use anally, we decided this was one for sub 'r'.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bum-pleaser-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the small Bum Pleaser" title="Image showing the small Bum Pleaser" /><br />sub'r' was brave enought o tackle the small Bum Pleaser.</p>
<h3>sub 'r'</h3>
<p>I was ready to go with my bottle of water-based lube and four sizes to choose from. Even though I enjoy anal play, the small was the best size for me. Discretion is the better form of valour.</p>
<p>I decided to play vaginally for my first few sessions. With some water-based lube, I managed to slowly work the shaft inside. The tip is slightly narrower than the shaft to help me start to work it inside. The shaft quickly expands to a bulb-type shape before narrowing at the neck. </p>
<p>The shape gives a beautiful stretch filling my pussy totally. I did enjoy the feel of it stretching me so thoroughly. The base is also a piece of art. I say this because the shape not only makes a perfect plug base. It has longer ends which curve up and provide incredible pressure against your clit and anus when used vaginally. I really enjoyed grinding down on the ends to give that extra stimulation, as well as pushing Bum Pleaser inside my pussy deeper.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bum-pleaser-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the girth of the small Bum Pleaser" title="Image showing the girth of the small Bum Pleaser" /><br />sub'r' found the small a challenge which is quite the understatement.</p>
<p>It did not take me long before I was gushing in my climax.</p>
<p>After a few sessions, I decided to try playing anally. Using lots of water-based lube helped with the challenge (a fun one) of pushing the small one inside. I used a smaller toy to warm up first, and it took me a while to be able to stretch enough to take the entire length, but I found it well worth the time.</p>
<p>Once I pushed the tip inside, the stretch increased with the increased width. A slow, steady push enabled me to slowly accept the entire length. I will admit to having a helping hand to give me the extra push I needed to insert the final length.</p>
<p>Once fully inserted, the base stops it from going in too far. It also provides a good handhold for moving the Bum Pleaser. The full stretch feels genuinely incredible, although I would not be able to take the larger sizes. That is what is excellent with JTT as they offer four sizes, so those who want the larger size can find one.</p>
<p>The simple design makes cleaning very easy, with no creases for bodily fluids to get caught in. Of course, the fact that you can wash it in a dishwasher or boiling water to sterilise it is a great boon.</p>
<p>Once fully clean, I leave mine to air dry before storing it in the faux velvet storage bag JTT provides.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bum-pleaser-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the XL Bum Pleaser" title="Image showing the XL Bum Pleaser" /><br />I doff my hat to anyone who can take the XL Bum Pleaser.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Review Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/5AjZLOadOMY" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bpreview.jpg" alt="Check out my review video on Youtube" title="Check out my review video on Youtube" /></a></p>
<hr />
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Four sizes available.</li>
<li>Four colours options to choose from.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings to choose from.</li>
<li>Made from Platinum grade silicone.</li>
<li>Smooth sides.</li>
<li>Flaired sides of the base.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants a stretcher.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a large butt plug.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>An anal virgin or beginner.</li>
<li>Someone who prefers slim toys.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a vac-u-lock compatible toy.</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Although this is called the Bum Pleaser, it can also be used vaginally to good effect. It's a nice plug or stretcher for those who want something a little less vanilla than the standard sizes.</p>
<p>It is quite a squeeze to get it in, but once you do, the feeling is sublime as it stretches you wide open and fills you completely.</p>
<p>The firmness of this silicone blend feels very nice and allows some clenching. Still, if you prefer the firmer blend, that should feel incredible too.</p>
<p>Remember to always check the sizes listed on the JTT website before buying.</p>
<p>I was sent the <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-bum-pleaser-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bum Pleaser by John Thomas Toys</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>
{CWRATING}max=10;decimal=1;label=Overall;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease of use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}
</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Grab one of these fantastic silicone butt plugs direct from <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-bum-pleaser-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at just £94</a>. At the time of publication of this review they are having a huge sale so take advantage of their special offers and grab a bargain.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Butt Plug</li><li>Stretcher</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Silicone Fusion</li><li>SizeQueen</li><ul></div><div class="K2FeedImage"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/media/k2/items/cache/f886601d84b861950b399355947b6811_S.jpg" alt="Bum Pleaser From John Thomas Toys" /></div><div class="K2FeedIntroText"><h2>A butt pleaser like no other</h2>
<p>I love being sent items to review. Yes, that is a lot of fun (I have the best job in the world), but work is involved too.</p>
<p>While I await some other items to review, John Thomas Toys has sent me a few more of their newest creations to play with.</p>
<p>
<blockquote>
<p>"Once fully inserted, the base stops it from going in too far. It also provides a good handhold for moving the Bum Pleaser. The full stretch feels genuinely incredible, although I would not be able to take the larger sizes. That is what is excellent with JTT as they offer four sizes, so those who want the larger size can find one."</p><small>sub'r'</small>
</blockquote>
</p>
<p>This one is the Bum Pleaser. So if you are interested in a stretcher or plug (on the larger size), please keep reading, and I will let you know my thoughts on it.</p>
<p>JTT will satisfy you with their larger than life options, although some may cringe a little at the extra large size (I know I do).</p>
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<h3>Delivery & Packaging</h3>
<p>A delivery from John Thomas Toys is always seamless. I never have long to wait before the delivery driver arrives with a large box at my door.</p>
<p>I usually know who it is from before opening due to its size and weight; this much silicone is reassuringly heavy but well packaged.</p>
<p>The boxes are plain, so the delivery driver, or anyone else seeing the box, has no idea of its naughty contents. That is, as long as the delivery driver is not someone who reads my reviews, of course.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bum-pleaser-1.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of Bum Pleaser" title="Image showing all four sizes of Bum Pleaser" /><br />I was sent all four sizes of the Bum Please stretcher.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bum-pleaser-3.jpg" alt="Image showing the labels on the Bum Pleaser" alt="Image showing the labels on the Bum Pleaser" align="right" hspace="10" />On opening the well-sealed box, the contents are packaged with brown packing paper. This helps to keep them from moving around while in transit. I like to re-use this paper to lessen waste.</p>
<p>Each Bum Pleaser is sealed in a robust, transparent plastic which has been heat-sealed. A great way to keep the inside toy clean while reducing waste and weight as much as possible.</p>
<p>The plastic packaging has several stickers, one with the JTT logo, one to state the firmness rating and another to remind you to wash the contents before you use them.</p>
<p>It is essential to clean sex toys before first use simply because they may have release agents on them from the moulds used to create them. A quick rinse gives you peace of mind that you have taken care of that.</p>
<p>You will also receive a storage bag with each item purchased. These are shipped inside a small plastic, reusable carrier bag to keep them clean.</p>
<p>I also received a vac-u-lock compatible suction cup holder with each stretcher. Although I wonder if this was in error as this stretcher is not vac-u-lock compatible. So you may or may not receive one if you buy a Bum Pleaser.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Unboxing Video On Youtube</h3>
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<h3>Materials and design</h3>
<p>JTT use a medical grade Silicone to produce Bum Pleaser, an ideal material for insertable products. I say this because silicone is non-porous, hyper-allergenic, latex, PVC and Phthalate free. Silicone is also reasonably robust and can be used for temperature play fun. It is my go-to material for insertables.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bum-pleaser-2.jpg" alt="Image showing all four sizes of Bum Pleaser" title="Image showing all four sizes of Bum Pleaser" /><br />I was sent all four sizes of the Bum Please stretcher.</p>
<p><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bum-pleaser-4.jpg" alt="Image showing the fusion colour blend on the Bum Pleaser" alt="Image showing the fusion colour blend on the Bum Pleaser" align="left" hspace="10" />This silicone mix gives the Bum Pleaser a smooth, silky finish, and that helps it to glide in use.</p>
<p>They are cast in a copper mould that ensures every feature will be exactly the same as on the original design.</p>
<p>Although the colours will vary a lot and that is a good thing. I received a set which are a unique colour finish. This is because they have used a hand-pouring technique called fusion. This technique means that although the exact same colours are used for each stretcher, the way they mix is unique as they pour the silicone into the copper mould.</p>
<p>The finished effect looks fantastic. JTT offers several colour options; four are available for the <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-bum-pleaser-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bum Pleaser</a>.</p>
<p>JTT also have four sizes to offer. However, even the small of these are not sized for beginners. It is essential to check any JTT toy's measurements before buying one.</p>
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<th>MEDIUM</th>
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<th>X LARGE</th>
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<td width="20%">Length:</td>
<td>7"/17.78cm</td>
<td>9"/22.86cm</td>
<td>11"/27.94cm</td>
<td>13"/33.02cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (top):</td>
<td>6.69"/17cm</td>
<td>8.26"/21cm</td>
<td>9.44"/24cm</td>
<td>10.82"/27.5cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (middle):</td>
<td>8.46"/21.5cm</td>
<td>11.02"/28cm</td>
<td>13"/33.02cm</td>
<td>15.35"/39cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (bottom):</td>
<td>5.5"/14cm</td>
<td>6.88"/17.5cm</td>
<td>8"/20.32cm</td>
<td>10.03"/25.5cm</td>
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<td>Circumference (base):</td>
<td>9.62"/24.5cm</td>
<td>11.61"/29.5cm</td>
<td>14.17"/36cm</td>
<td>17.3"/44cm</td>
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<td>Weight:</td>
<td>0.476kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.020kg (*variable)</td>
<td>1.885kg (*variable)</td>
<td>3.085kg (*variable)</td>
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<td>Price:</td>
<td>£94</td>
<td>£164</td>
<td>£214</td>
<td>£264</td>
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<p>JTT provide a free faux velvet storage bag with every dildo or stretcher purchased. These are made from strong material and stitched together well. The black faux velvet looks great, especially with the white printed JTT logo and name on one side.</p>
<h3>Performance</h3>
<p>This is the part where sub 'r' takes over.</p>
<p>Bum Pleaser can be used either anally or vaginally. As it was mainly developed to use anally, we decided this was one for sub 'r'.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bum-pleaser-5.jpg" alt="Image showing the small Bum Pleaser" title="Image showing the small Bum Pleaser" /><br />sub'r' was brave enought o tackle the small Bum Pleaser.</p>
<h3>sub 'r'</h3>
<p>I was ready to go with my bottle of water-based lube and four sizes to choose from. Even though I enjoy anal play, the small was the best size for me. Discretion is the better form of valour.</p>
<p>I decided to play vaginally for my first few sessions. With some water-based lube, I managed to slowly work the shaft inside. The tip is slightly narrower than the shaft to help me start to work it inside. The shaft quickly expands to a bulb-type shape before narrowing at the neck. </p>
<p>The shape gives a beautiful stretch filling my pussy totally. I did enjoy the feel of it stretching me so thoroughly. The base is also a piece of art. I say this because the shape not only makes a perfect plug base. It has longer ends which curve up and provide incredible pressure against your clit and anus when used vaginally. I really enjoyed grinding down on the ends to give that extra stimulation, as well as pushing Bum Pleaser inside my pussy deeper.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bum-pleaser-6.jpg" alt="Image showing the girth of the small Bum Pleaser" title="Image showing the girth of the small Bum Pleaser" /><br />sub'r' found the small a challenge which is quite the understatement.</p>
<p>It did not take me long before I was gushing in my climax.</p>
<p>After a few sessions, I decided to try playing anally. Using lots of water-based lube helped with the challenge (a fun one) of pushing the small one inside. I used a smaller toy to warm up first, and it took me a while to be able to stretch enough to take the entire length, but I found it well worth the time.</p>
<p>Once I pushed the tip inside, the stretch increased with the increased width. A slow, steady push enabled me to slowly accept the entire length. I will admit to having a helping hand to give me the extra push I needed to insert the final length.</p>
<p>Once fully inserted, the base stops it from going in too far. It also provides a good handhold for moving the Bum Pleaser. The full stretch feels genuinely incredible, although I would not be able to take the larger sizes. That is what is excellent with JTT as they offer four sizes, so those who want the larger size can find one.</p>
<p>The simple design makes cleaning very easy, with no creases for bodily fluids to get caught in. Of course, the fact that you can wash it in a dishwasher or boiling water to sterilise it is a great boon.</p>
<p>Once fully clean, I leave mine to air dry before storing it in the faux velvet storage bag JTT provides.</p>
<p align="center"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bum-pleaser-7.jpg" alt="Image showing the XL Bum Pleaser" title="Image showing the XL Bum Pleaser" /><br />I doff my hat to anyone who can take the XL Bum Pleaser.</p>
<hr />
<h3>Check Out Our Review Video On Youtube</h3>
<p align="center"><a href="https://youtu.be/5AjZLOadOMY" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><img src="https://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/images/buttplugs/jtt-bum-pleaser/bpreview.jpg" alt="Check out my review video on Youtube" title="Check out my review video on Youtube" /></a></p>
<hr />
<h2>Key Features</h2>
<p>Key features:
<ul>
<li>Four sizes available.</li>
<li>Four colours options to choose from.</li>
<li>Two firmness ratings to choose from.</li>
<li>Made from Platinum grade silicone.</li>
<li>Smooth sides.</li>
<li>Flaired sides of the base.</li>
</ul>
</p>
<p>I would recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>Anyone who wants a stretcher.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a large butt plug.</li>
</ul>
<p>I wouldn't recommend it to:</p>
<ul>
<li>An anal virgin or beginner.</li>
<li>Someone who prefers slim toys.</li>
<li>Anyone who wants a vac-u-lock compatible toy.</li>
</ul>
<h2>Final Thoughts</h2>
<p>Although this is called the Bum Pleaser, it can also be used vaginally to good effect. It's a nice plug or stretcher for those who want something a little less vanilla than the standard sizes.</p>
<p>It is quite a squeeze to get it in, but once you do, the feeling is sublime as it stretches you wide open and fills you completely.</p>
<p>The firmness of this silicone blend feels very nice and allows some clenching. Still, if you prefer the firmer blend, that should feel incredible too.</p>
<p>Remember to always check the sizes listed on the JTT website before buying.</p>
<p>I was sent the <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-bum-pleaser-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bum Pleaser by John Thomas Toys</a> and I would like to thank them for giving me the opportunity to review it for them.</p>
<h3>Joanne's rating</h3>
<p>
{CWRATING}max=10;decimal=1;label=Overall;Design=9;Features=9;Functionality=9;Ease of use=10;Price=9{/CWRATING}
</p>
<h2>Where Can I Get One From?</h2>
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<p>Grab one of these fantastic silicone butt plugs direct from <a href="https://www.johnthomastoys.co.uk/product-page/john-thomas-bum-pleaser-platinum-silicone-butt-plug-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">John Thomas Toys, with prices starting at just £94</a>. At the time of publication of this review they are having a huge sale so take advantage of their special offers and grab a bargain.</p>
<p>Check them out and don’t forget to tell them that Joanne says "Hi".</p>
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<h3>Disclosure</h3>
<p>This review does not contain affiliate links, for more information about affiliate links check out my <a href="http://www.sexmachinereviews.co.uk/about-me/disclosures.html">disclosure page</a>.</p></div><div class="K2FeedTags"><ul><li>Review</li><li>JohnThomasToys</li><li>John Thomas Toys</li><li>Butt Plug</li><li>Stretcher</li><li>Silicone</li><li>Silicone Fusion</li><li>SizeQueen</li><ul></div>