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Joannes Reviews

I have a lot of fun reviewing sex toys and adult related products and I hope that you enjoy my reviews and find them useful. It is always good to see someone's opinion of an item before you consider parting with your hard earned cash.

Friday, 29 March 2024 08:14

It's always best practice to keep the landlord happy

John Thomas Toys (JTT for short) produces a wide variety of silicone dildos, stretchers and depth toys. I always get excited when they send me their latest designs.

The selection of designs and sizes is extensive, with something for everyone. Their designers work hard to produce some amazing fantasy and realistic designs. JTT also offers a wide range of other related products, like lube.

"I found that the soft firmness rating gave a nice amount of squish without losing girth. The wide girth felt divine as it stretched me wide. I was soon thrusting quickly to bring myself to my orgasm."

Joanne

If you like something with lots of bumps and ridges or something smooth and sleek, a stretcher to train your body, or you are into depth play, check out JTT's website.

This review is for Landlord from JTT. I was lucky enough to be sent all four sizes. Yes, I know, I am super lucky.

Monday, 25 March 2024 10:31

I welcome the rise of the machines

When Mr Hankeys Toys asked if I would like to review some of their range, I was very excited to see what they would send.

I last reviewed something from Mr Hankeys Toys quite a while ago. I certainly jumped at the chance of getting my hands (and other body parts ;-) ) on some more.

"I loved the feel of the Sex Machine sliding in and out of my pussy. With a fucking machine, I could use a much faster speed than by hand. This speed had me squirming on the bed so quickly. It seemed like I was climaxing within no tim"

Joanne

Mr Hankeys Toys produces some amazing designs from high-quality silicone. They offer a wide selection of designs, with various colours and size options.

If you like unique designs of quality silicone dildos it is worth checking Mr Hankeys Toys Website. This review is for their Sex Machine dildo.

Sunday, 24 March 2024 10:53

A fantasy dildo with some fantastic textures

I have reviewed dildos for mrhankeystoys.com in the past but have not sampled any of their newer toys, so I was over the moon when they asked if I would like to review some of their latest additions.

For those who have not heard of mrhankeystoys before, they offer a good range of high-quality silicone dildos. A nice selection of both realistic and fantasy dildos to choose from.

"When I sped up my thrusting of the dildo, I enjoyed the feel of all those beautiful scales and ridges as they rubbed against my wet walls. The different scales provide a delightful variety of sensations. The scales that stand out more provide a lovely rubbing sensation across my pussy walls. Meanwhile, the smoother and flatter scales glide beautifully through my moisture."

Joanne

The dildos on offer are all unique in design and offer up to four sizes in most of their range. You can personalise your choice with a good selection of colours and firmness ratings. You can even choose whether you want a vac-u-lock compatible hole or not.

Looking through the options on their website, I was very excited to see what they would send me. Both sub 'r' and I were thrilled with the selection. This is the review for the Dildos and Dragons dildo.