Joanne Summers

Joanne Summers

I am an award winning reviewer and married mother of two who loves getting off with all manner of Sex Toys. I really have a soft spot for Fucking Machines and Sex Machines though (I bet you can guess where that soft spot is). I'm also rather fond of E-Stim or Electrosex as well as kinky BDSM play. I love reviewing all manner of sex toys, adult related products and lubes so join me on my quest for ever kinkier orgasms.

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Bondara Red BDSM Bondage Rope With Tassels Review

This stunning BDSM bondage rope feels so good

I was so excited when I received this bondage rope from the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel. It's come from Bondara.co.uk and this isn't the first item that I have reviewed from their BDSM range

I have a nice little collection of ropes in my BDSM Kit Bag but none of them are as textured as this one. The colour of this rope catches the eye and as soon as I saw it I yearned to see how it felt in use.

The tassels give an almost burlesque look to this rope and that is a look that I like a lot. I found myself compelled to hold the tassels over my nipples and to make them twirl - yes, I know I can be a big kid at time

Joanne

So my Stunt Cock got a nice surprise when he came home from work to find me on my knees holding this rope out for him. That was the first time I tried it out and it wasn't to be the last so read on to find out what I think of it.

Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant Review

A nice hybrid lube is exactly what I need

As a sex toy reviewer you can imagine how much lube I go through. I have tried some great lubes in the past but also some that have been atrocious as well.

I received a bottle of Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant from AdultShopIt.co.uk to review. It was nice to yet again be able to try something new in the lube department. This is a hybrid lube and that means it's a blend of water-based lube and a silicone lube. This gives it some of the characteristics of both.

It's quite easy to pour the lube through the nozzle in the flip cap. You'll need to spread it quickly over your toy due to its runny consistency. Once spread on a sex toy or your 'bits' though it stays in place pretty well.

Joanne

Currently I have lots of penetrative sex toys in my review queue. This means that it's the perfect time to give this lube a good run for its money. So, is it something that I can recommend or is it going to be a lube that I won't use again after I publish this review? Read on to find out.

Loving Joy Demi Silicone Butt Plug Review

This baby blue butt plug looks so cute

I was delighted when I was sent this butt plug to review by the lovely people over at AdultShopIt.co.uk it means two things. Firstly I get a great excuse for some more booty play and secondly as they also included a lube that I have never tried before I would really be able to enjoy myself reviewing both items. I will be reviewing the lube seperately and so this review will concentrate on this lovely little silicone butt plug.

The biggest question that I always ask myself when reviewing a butt plug is - does it have an adequate base?

Joanne

I love silicone butt plugs and it was a lot of fun getting to know this one. So, is it one to recommend for your butt or is it going to be something fit only for the bin? Or in other words will my butt be filled by it again after I have finished my review of it or will it be one never to see the light of day again? Read on to find out.

LateX Ladies Mask Review

A mask can really set the scene and change your whole personality

Anyone who has read any of my reviews will know that I am more than just a little bit kinky in the bedroom and as I am really getting in to the BDSM scene I was keen to experiment a bit more and so I have recently bought myself this red latex mask from one of my favourite sex toy shops - Uberkinky.co.uk for just £19.99.

I wanted to try a latex mask out as they just look so kinky and so I thought that it was about time that I should try one out.

The best bit though is definitely running you hands over your silky smooth head and gasping when you look at yourself in the mirror. I love the smell of latex and it was a big turn on for me to be encased in latex, I must get myself some outfits to go with this mask to cover more of my body.

Joanne

Now a quick word about allergies, don't try a latex mask out if you have a latex allergy for obvious reasons. But if you, like me don't have a latex allergy then read on to find out what it is like to wear a latex mask.

I'm Going To Review the Motorbunny

I am excited be have been selected to review this Sybian style sex machine

I am so lucky to have been seected to review the Motorbunny a Sybian style ride on vibrating sex machine for CaraSutra as part of her Pleasure Panel program.

The motorbunny is being sent to me directly from the manufacturer and I am looking forward to seeing how it stands up to the legendary Sybian sex machine.

It will be an interesting review to write and I will actually be writing up two seperate reviews, one for Cara to post on her site and then one for my site. I have been reviewing sex and fucking machines for over two years now and I have reviewed the very best available and so the motorbunny will be put through a very thorough test to see how it performs.

Like the Sybian, the Motorbunny is a machine that you straddle and you can fit different attachment onto it to heighten your pleasure and it features two great functions. The first is that insertable attachments can rotate inside you to stimulate your G-spot and the second is its vibrations, if it stands up to the Sybian is will really rock my boat and I am so looking forward to the feeling of not being able to wlk after an amazing orgasm.

Watch this space for updates.

CutlerX Silicone Dildo Review from Mr Hankeys Toys

This is the dildo that almost broke my pussy

Just when I thought I'd met my match when I reviewed the Anaconda from MrHankeysToys.com as it was shall we say a very nice and tight fit, I have yet again been given another challenge and that is in the form of the CutlerX silicone dildo. This mind-blowing dildo is actually a life-cast from the male pornstar CutlerX and to be honest I don't know how he stays conscious when he gets an erection as his penis is simply huge - as you will see in this review.

The trick is to warm up for it and to use lots and lots of lube replacing it as and when necessary. I know that a lot of guys will enjoy this one anally but it's just too big for me back there and so I'll just stick with having my pussy filled by CutlerX.

Joanne

This is the third dildo that I have reviewed for Mr Hankeys Toys and I have another one tucked away to review once my vagina recovers from its onslaught by CutlerX. So read on to find out how much I enjoyed this phallus and you can then decide if you are upto the challenge that is the CutlerX dildo.

Licx Smooth Sensual Gel Lube Review

This is a very nice water-based lube

I reviewed some lubes for Licx two years ago and I was delighted when they sent me a tube of their Gel Lube in exchange for a fair and honest review. I love water-based lubes and especially ones that a lot of care and attention had gone into the ingredients used. I have used their gel lube in the past and I wasn't too impressed with it but I decided to go into this review without any preconceptions about it.

This lubricant does not contain any spermicide and so has no contraceptive properties so make sure that you use an adequate form of contraception if using it for vaginal/penis sex such as a condom.

Joanne
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Licx are a UK based company that have a range of lubricants, gels and wipes and I have had mixed results from their products in the past and so I was looking forward to seeing how this tube of lube would perform.

Clone-A-Pussy Hot Pink Kit Review From Simply Pleasure

At times I wish I had a spare pussy and with this kit I now have one

I consider myself very lucky indeed that I was selected to review a Hot Pink Pussy Cloning Kit from Simply Pleasure. It's a kit that I have had my eye on for a while and let's face it who wouldn't want to be able to clone their own vulva so that they can admire it in all of its beauty.

I thoroughly enjoyed the whole process of cloning my pussy and I think it would make a great valentines gift for a partner or just as a way of looking at yourself in a completely new and intimate way.

Joanne

In my younger years I struggled with how my pussy looked, I thought it was not normal as it didn't look like the ones I had seen in porn and so I struggled with my own image, I wrote an article about just this very subject - Is my pussy normal?

This kit has given me an incredible opportunity and to be able to see and hold your own vulva is really quite special. As you can probably guess this is going to be a positive review so let me show you why this kit is so much fun.

Cock Ring Measuring Guide

Right guys, listen up. In this instance size really does matter.

Cock rings are used to help get an erection and to maintain it for longer, they can even aid in confidence boosting and can also a visual treat. A cock ring can make your cock harder by restricting the flow of blood out of your penis and this can make it harder, they can even help you to keep your cock hard for longer than usual.

It's the fact that they are designed to restrict blood flow that makes correct sizing of paramount importance. If it is too small then it will cut off blood flow which isn't good for your penis and if you get one that's too big then it won't do its job properly as it won't restrict blood flow out of the penis.

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Bondara Red BDSM Bondage Rope With Tassels Review

This stunning BDSM bondage rope feels so good I was so excited when I received this bondage rope from the lovely Cara Sutra as part of her Pleasure Panel. It's come from Bondara.co.uk and this isn't the first item that I have reviewed from their BDSM range I have a nice little collection of ropes in my BDSM Kit Bag but none of them are as textured as this one. The colour of this rope catches the eye and as soon as I saw it I yearned to see how it felt in use. The tassels give an almost burlesque look to this rope and that is a look that I like a lot. I found myself compelled to hold the tassels over my nipples and to make them twirl - yes, I know I can be a big kid at timeJoanne So my Stunt Cock got a nice surprise when he came home from work to find me on my knees holding this rope out for him. That was the first time I...

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Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant Review

A nice hybrid lube is exactly what I need As a sex toy reviewer you can imagine how much lube I go through. I have tried some great lubes in the past but also some that have been atrocious as well. I received a bottle of Astroglide Spark Hybrid Personal Lubricant from AdultShopIt.co.uk to review. It was nice to yet again be able to try something new in the lube department. This is a hybrid lube and that means it's a blend of water-based lube and a silicone lube. This gives it some of the characteristics of both. It's quite easy to pour the lube through the nozzle in the flip cap. You'll need to spread it quickly over your toy due to its runny consistency. Once spread on a sex toy or your 'bits' though it stays in place pretty well. Joanne Currently I have lots of penetrative sex toys in my review queue. This means t...

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O-Ring Gag With Nipple Clamps Review

What isn't there to like about this kinky combination? Kinky is fun and as well as enjoying blindfolds, gags are one of the UK's most used BDSM products and this one is a classic O-Ring that features a kinky twist, well two in fact. It has two deliciously strong nipple clamps attached to it on chains that are just the perfect length. I bought this gag from SimplyPleasure.co.uk as it just looked so naughty. I've now used it on several play sessions myself and on a submissive so I feel very qualified to give my opinion on this set. The chains are just the perfect length in that if your submissive moves their head they will cause the nipple clamps to tug on their nipples and this can be a lot of fun.Stunt Cock ...

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Loving Joy Demi Silicone Butt Plug Review

This baby blue butt plug looks so cute I was delighted when I was sent this butt plug to review by the lovely people over at AdultShopIt.co.uk it means two things. Firstly I get a great excuse for some more booty play and secondly as they also included a lube that I have never tried before I would really be able to enjoy myself reviewing both items. I will be reviewing the lube seperately and so this review will concentrate on this lovely little silicone butt plug. The biggest question that I always ask myself when reviewing a butt plug is - does it have an adequate base?Joanne I love silicone butt plugs and it was a lot of fun getting to know this one. So, is it one to recommend for your butt or is it going to be something fit only for the bin? Or in other words will my butt be filled by it again after I have finished ...

Read more...

LateX Ladies Mask Review

A mask can really set the scene and change your whole personality Anyone who has read any of my reviews will know that I am more than just a little bit kinky in the bedroom and as I am really getting in to the BDSM scene I was keen to experiment a bit more and so I have recently bought myself this red latex mask from one of my favourite sex toy shops - Uberkinky.co.uk for just £19.99. I wanted to try a latex mask out as they just look so kinky and so I thought that it was about time that I should try one out. The best bit though is definitely running you hands over your silky smooth head and gasping when you look at yourself in the mirror. I love the smell of latex and it was a big turn on for me to be encased in latex, I must get myself some outfits to go with this mask to cover more of my body.Joanne Now a quick word...

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CutlerX Silicone Dildo Review from Mr Hankeys Toys

This is the dildo that almost broke my pussy Just when I thought I'd met my match when I reviewed the Anaconda from MrHankeysToys.com as it was shall we say a very nice and tight fit, I have yet again been given another challenge and that is in the form of the CutlerX silicone dildo. This mind-blowing dildo is actually a life-cast from the male pornstar CutlerX and to be honest I don't know how he stays conscious when he gets an erection as his penis is simply huge - as you will see in this review. The trick is to warm up for it and to use lots and lots of lube replacing it as and when necessary. I know that a lot of guys will enjoy this one anally but it's just too big for me back there and so I'll just stick with having my pussy filled by CutlerX. Joanne This is the third dildo that I have reviewed for Mr Hankeys Toys and I have a...

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