Joanne Summers

Joanne Summers

I am an award winning married mother of two who loves getting off with all manner of Sex Toys but has a soft spot for Fucking Machines and Sex Machines (I bet you can guess where that soft spot is). I am also rather fond of E-Stim or Electrosex play. I love reviewing all manner of sex toys and lubes so join me on my quest for ever kinkier orgasms.

Fantasy C-Ringz Ultimate Couples Cage Vibrating Cock Ring from Uberkinky

Double The Fun With This Cock Ring

This is the first cock ring that I have reviewed and its a cracker. I obviously had to enlist the aid of my 'Stunt Cock' who is always all too eager to join me in my quest for experimenting with more and more sex toys. I was delighted when I was asked by Uberkinky if I would like to review a cock ring from their range of cock rings for them and I could hardly contain my excitement as I waited for this one to arrive as it seemed too good to be true - body safe materials, two vibrators in one toy etc.

I didn't have to wait long as Uberkinky are always super fast with their deliveries and they are always very discreet when it comes to their packaging too.

It's when you turn it on whilst enjoying intercourse that this cock ring really comes into its own as it stimulates both partners.

Joanne

I must admit I was a little under inspired when I took this toy out of the box that it arrived in as the packaging is a little shall we say cramped. But I suppose you could say cosy instead and so I put that behind me and got on with the reviewing process. Would it open my eyes to a whole new world of kinky toys or is it just a gimmick? Read on to find out.

Electrosex And E-stim Electrode Positions

Some Inspirational E-stim Masturbation Techniques

This article is not safe for workFirst of all this article is a little bit naughtier than my usual ones and it depicts explicit visual demonstrations of electrode positioning on both men and women so before you scroll down please make sure it is safe and wise to do so where you are.

If you don't know what e-stim or electrosex is then check out my beginners guide to e-stim.

I am often asked where is the best positions to place electrode pads as well as insertable electrodes and so in this article I will explain some of the ways that I have discovered to give yourself hands free orgasms for both men and women. Yes it is possible to achieve true hands free orgasms whilst stimming but it does take a bit to trial and error to find out what works best for you and lets face it just doing that is a good excuse to dust off the e-stim control box and to start experimenting.

Safety First

Think safety, always use equipment designed for the jobThese positions and masturbation techniques listed should only be done using equipment designed for the job. Remember that you shouldn't be passing an e-stim current any higher than your waist unless using specialised equipment designed to do just that.

Make sure that your e-stim equipment is serviceable and has passed any relevant standards such as the CE mark in Europe. Examine cables for damage especially near to the plugs and remember to attach electrodes with the control unit switched off in order to prevent any nasty surprise shocks.

Always think safety when you play with electrosex equipment as lets face it you want to be achieving hands free orgasms for a long time to come.

Moaner Bi-Polar E-stim Electrode Review

It turns out that "Moaner" is the perfect name for this electrode

I seem to be slowly working my way through the excellent range of bi-polar electrosex electrodes from E-Stim Systems. They are one of my favourite UK sex toy manufacturers and their range of control boxes, electrodes and accessories is second to none. They manufacture all of their electrodes and control boxes in house which gives them complete control over the quality control of their products.

Guys will love it as the large head will provide good prostate stimulation. Try attaching one cable to the center socket (head pole) and then use a pad or cockring placed just below the head of your penis to see what I mean.

Joanne

The Moaner is a cracking electrode and it is small enough for me to enjoy anally as well as vaginally, so read on to find out why I like this electrode so much...

Nomi Tang Wild Rabbit Vibrator Review

Will it be a "Thumper" or more of a cartoonish "Roger Rabbit"?

Let's face it everyone knows what a rabbit vibrator is don't we. I can still remember the shock caused when sex in the city dropped the rabbit bombshell on the worlds TV viewers and that kicked off a huge boom in the sex toy market. Rabbit vibes were breeding like, well rabbits of course and now there is a dizzying array of rabbits on the market. I must admit that I do enjoy some rabbit action - who doesn't after all? So I was delighted when I was approached by Nomi Tang to see if I wanted to review their Wild Rabbit Vibrator in black and gold.

The Wild Rabbit produces deliciously deep and rumbly vibrations especially on the lower power settings and these are the types of vibrations that really get me off.

Joanne

This rabbit looks incredible with its black silicone covering contrasting beautifully with its gold highlights, it really is a stunning looking rabbit vibe, but looks are one thing and you are more interested to know how it performs. So read on to find out the answer to that burning question...

Electrosex And E-Stim Resources

All E-stim Advice & Reviews On This Site

I thought that it was high time that I put all of my electrosex resources in one place so that anyone interested or curious about this amazing sexual activity can get some good advice and information about the equipment involved.

For anyone new or curious it can be a very confusing activity with lots of strange names for equipment and I hope to clarify that on this page. You can find my beginners advcie articles here together with reviews of every piece of e-stim equipment that I own.

What is E-stim?

E-Stim or Electrosex are the terms used to describe the use of electrical stimulations sexually in order to achieve an orgasm and it can be practiced by both men and women. When I first started using estim equipment at the beginning of 2016 I wrote a Beginners Guide To E-Stim from a female perspective but it offers good advice for guys as well, so check it out if you are unsure about what the activity entails.

Recently though I thought I should try to express myself and I wrote an article detailing why I enjoy electrosex so much.

Bondage For Beginners - A Woman's Guide

If you fancy giving BDSM a try, here are some helpful pointers

If you have entertained thoughts of experimenting in some BDSM fun and games then firstly let me tell you that you are in fact entirely normal. Did you know that in a recent Yougov poll (Feb 2016) it appears that a staggering 12.7 million Brits have been tied up or have fantasised about the activity? Well it's true and also pretty comforting, so you are definitely not alone.

It now seems that Bristol is the BDSM Capital of the UK (source express.co.uk) having snatched that salubrious title from Penrith in Cymbria last year.

Eighteen per cent of the country have been tied up during sex, and another 19 per cent say they haven’t been, yet - but would love to try it. So what are you waiting for, dip your toes into the turbid waters of the BDSM community.

Bondage has always been in our awareness and it features heavily in erotic novels and even classical art. More recently the 5o Shades Of Grey books have really raised awareness (often in the wrong way) and it has been cited as one of the main reasons for the growth of the activity globally. Its mainstream media coverage has lead to open discussions of BDSM and has allowed lots of people to admit to their desires and interest in these activities.

So just what is BDSM and why is it so enticing?

I Am Attending Eroticon 2018

I'm So Looking Forward To Upping My Game

I will be attending Eroticon 2018 - decision made. It took quite a bit of thought though as for me this will be a huge task, just getting there and getting around are issues due to my disabilities.

I will probably need to use my wheelchair to get about and that is something that I hate. My disabilities mean that I can't spend a long time on my feet and walking can be a real issue for me and so using my wheelchair will mean I will be experiencing the all too common feeling of in some way being inferior to everyone else. I know that is a daft thing to say but just try sitting in a wheelchair and check out the looks you get when trying to talk to people.

I am determined to go though for a number of reasons and these all revolve around this blog. I'm in awe of so many amazing men and women who put their all online in their sex related blogs for the betterment of all and I hope to meet so many of them there. I also can't wait to be educated in all things sex blogging related and to network like I have never networked before in order to allow me to grow my blog and to hopefully help others enjoy their sex lives.

The biggest problem with attending for me as with most other bloggers will be the cost. When I factor in just the costs of the tickets, then accomodation, transportation and the cost of socialising it will mean that attending will carry a large price tag.

Esthesia Smart Sensual Silicone Rabbit Vibrator Review

Can Vibease Hit The Spot Twice With Me?

After the success of their first product the remote control panty vibrator which I love Vibease have brought out a second product aimed right at couples in a long distance relationship (LDR). That said though it is a very capable rabbit vibrator in its own right and is a lot of fun for solo use. It really comes into its own if you exploit its finest feature - its ability to be controlled over the internet through an app.

In use you will find that this is a very quiet vibrator, it is in fact the quietest rabbit vibe that I have ever reviewed and so it's very, very discreet.

Joanne

I was impressed when I reviewed the panty vibrator from Vibease and I do enjoy a good bit of rabbit rodgering so I had high hopes for the Esthesia. Is this the way to "indulge in the next level of pleasure" as advertised? Read on to find out...

Icicles No 48 Glass Butt Plug with Flower Base Review

A Beautiful Glass Butt Plug That Will Put A Smile On Your Face

I am such a lucky woman and when Uberkinky agreed to send me the stunning Icicles No 48 Butt Plug to review that just confirmed that. They sent it to me for free in exchange for an honest review and as I am now an avid fan of lets just say, backdoor pleasures I couldn't wait to put it to the test. Glass sex toys can be incredible due to their smooth texture and their ability to be used very effectively for temperature play.

I have found that I can wear this plug for extended periods of time and having sex whilst it's in place is both possible and something that I strongly recommend that you try as the feeling of being so full is incredible.

Joanne

Uberkinky are one of the biggest sex toy retailers in the UK and I just love their incredible range of sex toys. It was so hard to choose a butt plug to review as they have just so many to choose from, but (no pun intended so stop giggling) as you will see in the pictures on this review the Icicles No 48 just looks incredible.

Sex Blogger School

It's Nice To Be Able To Help Others

I have started a new project and it is designed to help new sex bloggers and reviewers to avoid the pitfalls and traps when starting out on their own long blogging journey. I want to be able to offer my help and advice to others and it is nice to be able to give something back to the community.

The new site will offer help and guidance on everything from hosting, safety and marketing. I am hoping that other reviewers and bloggers will be willing to join the endeavour and build it into a free resource for those who want to follow in our own footsteps.

Check out the new site and if you can please consider adding an article or two.

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