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  • MEOBOND Electronic Time Lock For Bondage and Chastity Belts Review

    MEOBOND Electronic Time Lock For Bondage and Chastity Belts Review

    The utimate padlock for BDSM play I just love the kinky things that are stocked by meo.de, and when I received one of their newsletters at the beginning of January, I was intrigued by their bondage self-timer padlock. So intrigued that I immediately bought one so that I could review it. I just had to see how much fun I could have with one. I must admit that the feeling of being locked with the padlock was intoxicating and unlike just clipping some restraints together. I knew that I was Read More
  • Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Estim Dildo Review

    Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Estim Dildo Review

    Zapping my lady bits whilst quimsticking is my idea of heaven I just love it when I receive a product to review that ticks all of my favourite boxes. E-stim fun, yes, dildo fun, yes, and body-safe materials, that's a definite yes. The lovely people over at Electrastim sent me one of their Silicone Noir Ovid Electro G-Spot Dildos to review for free in exchange for a fair and honest review. I was delighted to have been asked to review this dildo for them. I have already reviewed a number Read More
  • AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel

    AMOREMEO Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel

    Salted Caramel makes a sensual massage even better If you are anything like me, you will enjoy a pleasant sensual massage. I was delighted when the lovely Cara Sutra gave me the chance to review a bottle of Amoremeo Salted Caramel Kissable Massage Gel as part of her Pleasure Panel for meo.de. This is the second flavour of the Meo massage gel that I have reviewed, I really liked the Vanilla one and looked forward to putting this one to the test as well. Any excuse for a gentle massage. Read More
  • Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Clitoral Vibe Review

    Satisfyer Pro Plus Vibration Clitoral Vibe Review

    They say that you can't improve on perfection, well they have I can still remember the feeling of shock when I first tried a Satisfyer sex toy for the first time (Satisfyer Pro), and it made me cum in under thirty seconds from cold. Something like that stays with you, and ever since then, I have been enjoying the Satisfyer range of sex toys. Their air wave technology feels like your clitoris is being gently sucked and it feels incredible. When I learned that they had brought out a new Read More
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Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my siteWelcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines, e-stim and BDSM.

I have a lot of fun doing what I do and I hope it shows in my reviews and articles.

I love hearing from my readers so please don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

Joanne xxx

Ann Summers Sale
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Ann Summers Sale

It's SALE time at Ann Summers so grab a bargain

I would like to inform you that Ann Summers has a fantastic UP TO HALF PRICE SALE.

Check out their great sales to grab some bargains in this latest round of sales.

Please see the relevant links below, and whatever you decide to buy - enjoy yourselves.

Lingerie: http://www.annsummers.com/sale/lingerie/all-lingerie/

Fancy Dress: http://www.annsummers.com/sale/clothing/fancy-dress/

Sex Toys: http://www.annsummers.com/sale/sex-toys-essentials/all-sex-toys/

Swimwear: http://www.annsummers.com/sale/clothing/swimwear/

Gift & Games: http://www.annsummers.com/sale/highlights/gifts-games/

Bondage: http://www.annsummers.com/sale/erotic-bondage/all-bondage/

Happy Friday!

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