Joanne's Sex Machine and Sex Toy Reviews

Welcome to my site, I hope that you enjoy my reviews and articles. I have a fascination with sex toys and in particular sex and fucking machines and I have a lot of fun doing what I do. I hope it shows in my reviews and articles. I love hearing from my readers so don't be shy, post a comment or get in touch.

Joanne xxx

2B E-Stim Control Unit Review from E-Stim Systems

A Review Three Months & Countless Orgasms In The Making

I have been enjoying e-stim for about two years now and I really enjoy passing on my thoughts and views in my reviews of the e-stim products that I have enjoyed. I tend to only review quality items and shy away from the cheap and dangerous items you find on e-bay and amazon. So far I have only reviewed products for two UK based companies and this control unit comes from one of them, E-Stim Systems. I own three other control units from these guys and they are all amazing and ever since I started my journey of discovery into the kinky world of electrosex I have set my sights on reviewing the 2B as I had heard so many great things about it.

I have finally managed to get one in to review and it's taken me three months to get into the position where I could publish this review. That's because every time I sit down to write this review I decide to give it one more try - just for research purposes. That's my excuse and I am sticking to it. There is just so much to talk about with this incredible electrosex control unit and I will attempt to lay out my thoughts on it in a logical manner in this review.

I enjoy using an insertable bipolar electrode either vaginally or anally together with adhesive pads on either side of my vulva about inline with my clitoris (I am sure you can form a picture in your head without me needing to draw one). This combination of internal and external stimulation feels incredible for me and being able to set different output settings for each channel is fantastic. I have lost count of the number of hours that have flown by whilst I have been masturbating, I mean doing my research for this review.

Joanne

Please bear with me though as this review might get a bit long and also techy in places but I don't apologise for that at all. If you're thinking about spending some serious money on a new control box you need to know the ins and outs of your potential new purchase before parting with your hard earned cash. So with the benefit of countless orgasms at the hands of this incredible control unit lets get on with its review.

You Can Have Pain Free Anal Sex

Anal Sex Doesn't Have To Be A Pain In The Butt

For years I shied away from having anal sex, telling myself that it was too painful and that it wasn't for me. That was in part because of some failed attempts in the past that involved pain and that really put me off but since starting to review sex toys I decided to revisit this often taboo sex practice to see if it really could be pain free.

I am delighted to tell you that it can be and that I now thoroughly enjoy it reveling in the fact that my back door swings both ways now.

"For most of my life I used to have just a backdoor, but now I've got a saloon-door back there".

Joanne

So what is the big secret to pain free buggery? Well it isn't very complicated at all and most of it is in fact common sense and in this article I hope to pass on my experiences to hopefully make it as enjoyable for you as I find it.

Fun Factory Share XL Double Dildo 5.9 Inch Review

Hands Free Fun With This Strapless Strapon

I was delighted when Vikki from Uberkinky got in touch asking if I would be interested in reviewing a strapless strapon for her. Now I do enjoy a good bit of strapon fuckery but the thought of doing it without the need to wear a harness and to have it give me pleasure as I was dolling it out really piqued my interest. I immediately replied letting her know that I would love to review the Fun Factory Share XL Double Dildo.

A strapless double dildo is one with a sharp kink in it and a bulb at one end that is inserted into your vagina and held their by your kegel muscles. It means that you are hands free and don't need to wear a harness. The biggest benefit though is that movement and sensations are transferred from it to your clitoris and into your vaginal walls which feels amazing.

I had my hands free to hold my partners hips whilst I thrusted away like a she-devil.

Joanne

My Stunt Cocks eyes were like saucers when he saw the size of it and it was obvious that I wouldn't be using it for pegging so I called up my bisexual friend to see if she would like to assist in this review. It was as good an excuse as any to hook up with her again I guess, so read on to find out how we got on with it.

Penis Plug Electrode From E-Stim Systems

I Just Know Guys Are Cringing Reading This

This ladies and gentlemen is a great way to put your man back into line. Just threatening to use this on him will have him cowering in submission - until he has tried it that is. I have no doubt that you have already worked out where this goes and it is an electorsex or e-stim electrode. That means that as well as the pleasant feelings of having your pipes plugged you can also use it with an e-stim control box to experience some pretty mind blowing sensations.

I bought the PenisPlug™ from e-stim.co.uk and planned to use it on my 'StuntCock' during one of our BDSM sessions as a surprise and you can guess just how surprised he was once I had tied him up and I showed it to him.

I told him to stop being a baby and to hold still. I then slowly slid it in and it is quite a sight as it disappeared where no sextoy has ever been before on him. He loved it and I enjoyed having him describe how it felt to him.

Joanne

So the question is, did he eventually buckle and use his safe word or did he man up in the name of sextoy reviewing science and for the benefit of all of my readers? Read on to find out what he thought about it.

The Satisfyer Pro 2 - Clitoral Stimulator

Another Great Clitoral Stimulator From Satisfyer

I have been very lucky to review three of the clitoral stimulators from the Satisfyer range of products and this is my final review. You can read my Satisfyer 2 review HERE and my Satisfyer Penguin review HERE. I found that whilst all three got me off quickly and in some style I hasten to add, each is different in sometimes subtle and sometimes obvious feature differences. So what did I think of this particular clitoral stimulator?

I enjoyed the Satisfyer Pro 2 for its ability to literally rip orgasms out of me in well under 30 seconds on its highest settings and it is a great sextoy for a quickie when you just have to get yourself off.

Joanne

You will have to read on to find out and why I love this little clitoral stimulator. Whilst I can't directly compare them to the Womanizer range of stimulators as I have not yet had the pleasure of trying one I can tell you that it is so much cheaper than a Womanizer. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is very, very effective and I shall endeavour to describe to you why I rate it highly in terms of its performance. It isn't perfect but it's still one hell of a good sex toy and one that is definitely worth adding to your toy collection.

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